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I reckon if they had to look at their true situation, they'd do a flip in 20 seconds.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I reckon if they had to look at their true situation, they'd do a flip in 20 seconds.
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There's some powerful self-deniability going on with them, for sure.
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Sunk Costs Fallacy - You've been going this way for 30 years, why ruin it now by changing direction?
But seriously, I've known a few people with toxic egoes that utterly destroy anything they try to build because they just can't bring themselves to associate with "normies" and after a while, it becomes their reason for living. They would starve before they'd stoop to letting the idiots "win".
They're the person who becomes that bitter shut-in guy at the end of the block who yells at kids on the sidewalk to not stop on his lawn until they croak from poor health in their early 50s
But seriously, I've known a few people with toxic egoes that utterly destroy anything they try to build because they just can't bring themselves to associate with "normies" and after a while, it becomes their reason for living. They would starve before they'd stoop to letting the idiots "win".
They're the person who becomes that bitter shut-in guy at the end of the block who yells at kids on the sidewalk to not stop on his lawn until they croak from poor health in their early 50s
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I actually dont buy it. I thnk he genuinely thinks twitter followers are a measure of popularity and influence and human worth. He could be crucified and publically ridiculed and think hes just a martyr for the superior future and he'll be remembered as Jesus was by the faithful and righteous, and that any claims he's no saint are worldly stones and arrows thrown by nonbelievers who will not be accepted in the coming glorious kingdom. People throw around terms like NPD but I think he genuinely has that, by symptoms alone--he's a true megalomaniac and thats why he's so fascinating. He genuinely thinks he's a prophet of this superior future that's inevitable.
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But he looks like an albino Grimmis.
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Which is it, Bob? Is Bernie a Trump enabler, or someone who belongs in the superior future?
To any children in the Boston area, if you see a morbidly obese man child in a random NES game shirt with a cheap blazer, call the police:
If he's an insect, then Bob's a dung beetle. Also, criticizing him for his insane views=harassment by proxy. What a fucking flake:
Blobman: "This is a war!"
*The Next Day*
Headline: "YouTuber arrested for shooting Mississippian tourists."
To any children in the Boston area, if you see a morbidly obese man child in a random NES game shirt with a cheap blazer, call the police:
If he's an insect, then Bob's a dung beetle. Also, criticizing him for his insane views=harassment by proxy. What a fucking flake:
Blobman: "This is a war!"
*The Next Day*
Headline: "YouTuber arrested for shooting Mississippian tourists."
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Of course Bob picks up on Pokemon Go related news, he's the only fucker still playing the damn thing. I can't imagine there are going to be any more than a couple of hundred kids still playing it in the entire Boston area
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I know I'm :late: but Sarkeesian and her followers really want to start a second Gamergate. They're like D list celebrities with A list coke habits. They know they can't survive in the real world so they have to peddle their fantasy victim fictions online.If he's an insect, then Bob's a dung beetle. Also, criticizing him for his insane views=harassment by proxy. What a fucking flake:
To anyone with photoshop skills... you know what to do.
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Remember in Brick by Brick how his family made Bob play vidya in his car until they all went to bed? I'd like to believe that's what's happening again with his weird-ass sleep schedule.
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"Away with you, insect" is probably literally one of the very last things you should respond with to accusations of smugly being absolutely unwilling to accept criticism.
Dude is a mean, mean little shit
Dude is a mean, mean little shit
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Maybe he's nocturnal because there's no sun in the Superior Future? They killed it to fuck over the farmers and others in Trash America.
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A man of his age and weight with an erratic sleep schedule is just begging for a heart attack.
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Worse thing is nobody MADE him go to the car to wait for them to sleep. He decided that on his own.
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I said before Bob was peasant who thought he was the King but I take it back. Peasants actually contributed something to society. What Bob is is a Jackal, a scavenger who survives off of the work of others, who thinks he's the Lion, the King of the Jungle who all others bow down to. The most ironic thing about him being a closet Randroid is that while he thinks of himself as a John Galt figure he is in fact the parasite Rand railed against.
And honestly... Forget NDP. I think Bob's a straight up sociopath. Think about it. To Bob there are two types people in this world. Superior and Inferior. And we all know which of the two actually count as people to Bob.
And honestly... Forget NDP. I think Bob's a straight up sociopath. Think about it. To Bob there are two types people in this world. Superior and Inferior. And we all know which of the two actually count as people to Bob.
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You'd think so but the biggest factor for heart attacks is stress and Bob is an unemployed man who does fuck all. Not to mention lolcows seem to be oddly resilient,see also Chris Chan, ADF, Barb Chandler.
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Imagine if they dropped like flies. We'd have nothing to talk about.
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Given that in his Suicide Squad video, his appearance combined with some unflattering lighting made him look like he has Jaundice, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't go outside and extolled the virtues of an "Artificial Sun" or something.
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So let me get this straight: MovieBob's diabetic, obese, extremely inactive, has copious amounts of stress, and has irregular sleeping patterns? Yeah that's a good recipe for an early death.
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That sleep schedule that messed up should raise some fucking red flags on Bobs end. Whenever my sleep schedule has been seriously fucked up eventually I got some sort of wake up call that reminded me it was only fucked up because I wasn't actually doing anything of any importance that required interaction with other human beings and that perhaps I should actually interact with friends or family.
The fact that Bob can be a 30 something year old man and have such a fucked up sleep cycle is very, very, revealing about just how little he goes outside and just how little he interacts with people he cares about. Shit something as simple as having dinner with his brother at a regular time once a week would be enough that he'd have to maintain some sort of sleep schedule, even if only for a couple of days a week.
The fact that Bob can be a 30 something year old man and have such a fucked up sleep cycle is very, very, revealing about just how little he goes outside and just how little he interacts with people he cares about. Shit something as simple as having dinner with his brother at a regular time once a week would be enough that he'd have to maintain some sort of sleep schedule, even if only for a couple of days a week.
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