Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Bob, you ain't fooling anybody. We all know you don't watch black movies.

He might've watched Undercover Brother but didn't get that it's a comedy and not "Fuck whitey. they're subhumans".

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you ain't fooling anybody. We all know you don't watch black movies.

He loved Get Out, and you can probably guess that the fact it skewered people like Bob completely flew over his head.

 

[Positron]

He also praised Hidden Figures to the sky in his "review".

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Once upon a time actors were considered maybe half a step above prostitutes. In a lot of cases they were considered a good deal lower than prostitutes.

Also, has anyone ever called this gastropod out for being a classist shitbag?

I've done stage acting, I've done a bit for a student film. Us actors that don't have our heads up our asses realize that A: We're not important and B: You can find a good actor under a rock.

While the commercial was over dramatic, I don't see what's so exceptional about it. Anyone who's not an ignorant sheep can see that left-wing terrorism is on the rise and the situation is only getting worse and worse. It's also amusing to see Bob basically admit that the media validates his views, which is at the core of what SJWs want.

Also, "white supremacist terrorist organization":

And rocking some sweet facial hair. They know how to 'stache.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He also praised Hidden Figures to the sky in his "review".

"Foah stahs, nothing wrong with this one, go see it."

Oh my god, this movie. I remember Lady STH & I rented the DVD at our campus library, and we both agreed that it's the type of movie that works best as one you pay half-attention to in science class right after an AP exam. Then I told her all about Bob's excessive praise towards the movie and antipathy towards La La Land (He called the latter "An agreeable, well-meaning, perfectly adequate, decent but also lightweight and mostly forgettable movie being wildly overpraised...", descriptions that could also apply to HF) and she just burst out laughing.

By the by, she's okay with the site and is just as exasperated by Bob as I am.

P.S. Nice Bad Dudes shirt in a movie about women, dumbass.

Anyways, the tweets keep on coming:

Hmm, what was the new tweetifesto that inspired him to say this?:

"Oh my god, why can't he just get a Tumblr?" - Lady STH

I see he's still a tireless ally for all women:

I don't think I have it in me to deal with him until the end of time in the unlikely event he makes it to immortality:

He's coming around on our opinion towards his most anticipated movie of the year, ladies & gentlemen:

INSTANTLY IKHANIK!

 

[AnOminous]

Also, "white supremacist terrorist organization":

Other than a couple possible Asians who are out of focus blurs, they're all mayonnaise face cracker bitches.

They couldn't even be bothered to move up the Asian chicks to where you could see them.

 

[Positron]

I'd choose death if "posthuman immortality" means having to live with the likes of Bobby for an eternity.

And no Bobby, evolution doesn't work this way -- if your Rodham-voting, gender-smashing, race-denying way doesn't give you a better chance to reproduce, there won't be a future species of smug superior humans looking down on us lowly "upright apes".

 

[Kyria the Great]

"Foah stahs, nothing wrong with this one, go see it."

Oh my god, this movie. I remember Lady STH & I rented the DVD at our campus library, and we both agreed that it's the type of movie that works best as one you pay half-attention to in science class right after an AP exam. Then I told her all about Bob's excessive praise towards the movie and antipathy towards La La Land (He called the latter "An agreeable, well-meaning, perfectly adequate, decent but also lightweight and mostly forgettable movie being wildly overpraised...", descriptions that could also apply to HF) and she just burst out laughing.

By the by, she's okay with the site and is just as exasperated by Bob as I am.

P.S. Nice Bad Dudes shirt in a movie about women, dumbass.

Anyways, the tweets keep on coming:
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Hmm, what was the new tweetifesto that inspired him to say this?:
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"Oh my god, why can't he just get a Tumblr?" - Lady STH

I see he's still a tireless ally for all women:
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I don't think I have it in me to deal with him until the end of time in the unlikely event he makes it to immortality:
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He's coming around on our opinion towards his most anticipated movie of the year, ladies & gentlemen:
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INSTANTLY IKHANIK!

His incoherent babbling about the superiority of "Cosmopolitan" cities is what have have come to expect from Bob. Never mind that they tend to deal with higher crime, more drugs, more racial tension especially with more "diverse" states and cities facing terrible self-segregation problems in the school districts, gentrification, and the assumption that the Scholar dollar boom will continue. Honestly with Boston having a lot of universities, I cannot wait for the inevitable college market crash and watch his beautiful city reel from the financial crunch. Perhaps if that happens he will finally gorge himself on Humble Pie.

 

[Positron]

Honestly with Boston have alot of universities I cannot wait for the inevitable college market crash and watch his beautiful city reel from the financial crunch. Perhaps if that happens he will finally gorge himself on Humble Pie.

It will all be Trump's fault obviously.

 

[HY 140]

"i'm not racist i like movies with black people in them!"

 

[Kyria the Great]

It will all be Trump's fault obviously.

"i'm not racist i like movies with black people in them!"

So Bob's version of "Having Black friends" since we all know that Bob doesn't have any real friends and has to further indulge himself in media to give a semblance of something meaningful?

 

[HY 140]

So Bob's version of "Having Black friends" since we all know that Bob doesn't have any real friends and has to further indulge himself in media to give a semblance of something meaningful?

pretty much, since no one of any race wants to be around a pile of lard who has probably never bathed since the 80s, and complains about trump and has nazi like ideas, he's gotta gravitate towards fictional characters for friends.

 

[Kyria the Great]

pretty much, since no one of any race wants to be around a pile of lard who has probably never bathed since the 80s, and complains about trump and has nazi like ideas, he's gotta gravitate towards fictional characters for friends.

You have to wonder when the "exceptional" chapter of his book was titled "My Life in the Mushroom Kingdom". Really makes you think.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I can't help but wonder how being a father would change Bob.

I'm sure within the first twelve months, he'd be playing through Super Mario Bros 3 straight through with his baby watching in its infant chair.

By age 4, due to bad parenting, Bob's baby would probably hate him. That's where Bob becoming "Captain Impressive" comes in, after he falls into the poisoned lake near Worcester. Wanting to "Impress" his baby with his new Super Powers (including Laser Eyes, Flying, and Super Speed), Bob coins his Super Hero nickname.

After that episode is over, Blob will end up finding that parenting didn't change him at all, and he is disgusted to find his now 6 year old child spitting all over the floor, and in front of house guests. "But Daddy!" Bob's child says "I am pretending to be Mario! I thought Mario was your hero!"

Please, please, PLEASE start taking your meds. Or at least stop posting your spastic fits on the Farms.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Oh yeah, I forgot about "Hidden Figures." I have yet to see it myself. It looks like an okay movie, but I already knew people were going to hype it to hell because MUH DIVERSITY. And of course, MovieBob would be the more prolific one to do just that.

When I say black movies, I was thinking more along the lines of things like "Friday" or "Barbershop." Hell, has he said anything about "All Eyez on Me." Idk I just feel like he actually doesn't know anything about black culture, only the sanitized one promoted by SJWs.

 

[HY 140]

I just feel like he actually doesn't know anything about black culture, only the sanitized one promoted by SJWs.

^ this is pretty much Bob's understanding of other cultures in general tbh

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob Chipman's prowling the streets all alone at night. To any parents in the Boston area reading this, don't let your children go out at night.

"Cut the infection off at the root."
Way to say the worst possible thing you could, Bob:

Watching Bob harass and shame people on Twitter is like a nerd picking on another nerd. It's just really sad how they eat their own:

Also appropriate to the last photo is an earlier spat I stumbled across:

Well, you are what you hate, I guess. Honestly, now I'm waiting for his own Stelio Kontos to come back into his life and tear him a new one.

 

[Foltest]

 

[Reddit Avenger]

A pyramid with a shitty goatee. Honestly I don't know if it's worst to be a irl pyramid head or to have a shitty goatee.

At least some people wanna fuck Pyramid Head.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I really don't understand where people like Bob and Dobson get this extreme sense of ego and self-importance, given that they're both balding obese single men in the 30s still living off their parents.

Which frankly would be fine and not a big deal...if they didn't act like they're the end-all be-all human being, supierior and more worthy of living than everyone else. The amount of hypocrisy they manage to pull of is really just stunning.