Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Kyria the Great said:
I am to the point honestly what I am with you Important. Bob is the type of person that you would almost sympathize with Stalin, Mussolini, Pol Pot, etc... because of how much of an abrasive attitude he has.
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It's not the abrasive attitude. Trump has an abrasive attitude. Churchill had an abrasive attitude (though God give me cancer of the eyes if that leads you to believe I'm comparing Bob to Churchill) -- I mean he dismissed Gandhi as a fakir in a diaper. It's the dead certitude that he is right about absolutely everything and everyone who disagrees with him is either a fucking idiot or an evil scumbag, and both types of people ought to be completely disenfranchised, if perhaps not outright butchered.

Bob is just so stupid he doesn't understand his monstrous beliefs would go down a lot smoother with just the teeniest spoonful of sugar.
 
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Mola Ram said:
It's not the abrasive attitude. Trump has an abrasive attitude. Churchill had an abrasive attitude (though God give me cancer of the eyes if that leads you to believe I'm comparing Bob to Churchill) -- I mean he dismissed Gandhi as a fakir in a diaper. It's the dead certitude that he is right about absolutely everything and everyone who disagrees with him is either a fucking idiot or an evil scumbag, and both types of people ought to be completely disenfranchised, if perhaps not outright butchered.

Bob is just so stupid he doesn't understand his monstrous beliefs would go down a lot smoother with just the teeniest spoonful of sugar.
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Bob fully understands about shovels full of sugar. He just hordes them all for himself. No sugar for the peons and serfs. That sugar is Bob's! It's why he likely won't make it to 50.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Remember this?:


I actually find Bob more likeable with Hitler's voice coming out of his mouth rather than that hideous Boston accent.
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Hitler never would have gotten very far in Southie. As soon as they saw that gaymo mustache they'd have curbstomped him to death and thrown him to the gulls at Revere Beach. How Bob avoided a similar fate is a mystery for the ages.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Hitler never would have gotten very far in Southie. As soon as they saw that gaymo mustache they'd have curbstomped him to death and thrown him to the gulls at Revere Beach. How Bob avoided a similar fate is a mystery for the ages.
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I'd have to imagine punching Bob would go something like this:
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TheImportantFart said:
See, Kim Davis is a fucking eejit and normally someone I'd criticise in the strongest terms, but old Bobbo has the incredible ability to make me sympathise with someone I'd normally vilify. It's not so much having a statement backfire as having the blowback send you through the wall of a nearby barn and into a pile of cow manure.
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Nobody would even know who the fuck Kim Davis was if autistic screeching idiots like Blob hadn't brought her to public attention and basically given her a platform for free. Good jerb idiots!
 
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I think the real fundamental difference between Churchill and Movie Bob isn't in their abrasiveness. Churchill was under immense stress during WW2, so much so that his doctor lied to him about a mild heart attack he suffered at the White House. Claimed it was just angina or something of the like. With that said, Churchill had his reasons for holding Gandhi and several other figures now ensconced in history, as obstructive assholes. Gandhi's uprisings during WW2 drew thousands of forces from the front line and had them policing India. Even Gandhi would latter admit that it was wrong to rile up India's rebelliousness while the whole of the Empire stood face to face with Adolph Hitler. Churchill was 'rational' about these things, not a raging ideologue or worse yet a moron. He also cared about not just the Empire but her people, as is demonstrated by his nearly fevered efforts to develop the tanks that would aid dramatically in ending the Western Front in WW1. He didn't design them to kill Germans, he designed them to save the lives of British soldiers. I don't see Bob giving a shit about anyone but Bob.
 
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AnOminous said:
Nobody would even know who the fuck Kim Davis was if autistic screeching idiots like Blob hadn't brought her to public attention and basically given her a platform for free. Good jerb idiots!
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Exactly, she was 'put in her place' and because idiots like Bob don't accept the culture wars are dependent upon manufactured outrage on both sides it only gave her more traction.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
See, Kim Davis is a fucking eejit and normally someone I'd criticise in the strongest terms, but old Bobbo has the incredible ability to make me sympathise with someone I'd normally vilify. It's not so much having a statement backfire as having the blowback send you through the wall of a nearby barn and into a pile of cow manure.
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If Bob hates her, how bad can she be?
 
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chekovia said:
Exactly, she was 'put in her place' and because idiots like Bob don't accept the culture wars dependent upon manufactured outrage on both sides it only gave her more traction.
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The way to handle it: oh, you don't want to do your job? There's the door right there.

The wrong way to handle it: a tsunami of autistic screeching that made her world famous.
 
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Someone remind me again how a guy who poorly wrote his life story under the guise of an analysis of Mario 3 and it's "impact on gaming" or whatever the fuck (read: it was in a movie) and does nothing but watch movies and moan all day believe himself to be some sort of philosopher and underappreciated advocate for the future.

Every now and again I remember that people like Moviebob, Tom Preston, HBomberguy, Extra Credits and whatelsehaveyou are people who spend their entire lives writing about video games or nerd culture for a living and I can't help but question how the fuck they got their political "pedigrees" that they think they can lecture people on twitter but never in public because God forbid you actually talk to people who study the fields you discuss.
 
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X-Shaped Weeaboo said:
Someone remind me again how a guy who poorly wrote his life story under the guise of an analysis of Mario 3 and it's "impact on gaming" or whatever the fuck (read: it was in a movie) and does nothing but watch movies and moan all day believe himself to be some sort of philosopher and underappreciated advocate for the future.

Every now and again I remember that people like Moviebob, Tom Preston, HBomberguy, Extra Credits and whatelsehaveyou are people who spend their entire lives writing about video games or nerd culture for a living and I can't help but question how the fuck they got their political "pedigrees" that they think they can lecture people on twitter but never in public because God forbid you actually talk to people who study the fields you discuss.
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It's because you can insulate yourself from other opinions better if you never engage with actual experts.

This is why no socialist living today is an economist
 
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