Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Imagine being so obsessed over a bad movie that you need two hours to sperg about it.
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I'm guessing he's trying to latch onto Redlettermedia's claim to fame. Trouble is the suck of the prequals is well into the cultural zeigeist at this stage wereas no one will give a shit about batman vs superman in 10 years outside of amusing anecdote about DC's increasingly pathetics attempts to start a franchise.

That and redletter media are actually pretty good.
 
I'm guessing he's trying to latch onto Redlettermedia's claim to fame. Trouble is the suck of the prequals is well into the cultural zeigeist at this stage wereas no one will give a shit about batman vs superman in 10 years outside of amusing anecdote about DC's increasingly pathetics attempts to start a franchise.

That and redletter media are actually pretty good.
As far as I know, RLM also aren't obsessed with another blockbuster franchise and go about it being the pinnacle of cinema. imo Bob's hate of the DCEU isn't really because it's bad and more him autistically screeching about anyone daring to go up against any of the factory produced films Marvel Studios shits out. Kinda like how Sega showing up to rival Nintendo is his "Vietnam" according to his book. It's easy to argue that Marvel Studios is the equivalent to 80s Nintendo to him.
 
So when did RLM make fun of Batman vs. Superman?
 
As far as I know, RLM also aren't obsessed with another blockbuster franchise and go about it being the pinnacle of cinema. imo Bob's hate of the DCEU isn't really because it's bad and more him autistically screeching about anyone daring to go up against any of the factory produced films Marvel Studios shits out. Kinda like how Sega showing up to rival Nintendo is his "Vietnam" according to his book. It's easy to argue that Marvel Studios is the equivalent to 80s Nintendo to him.
It's basically an extension of Bob's "my way or the highway" approach towards life. Like how he gives the most tepid kind of praise for the X-Men movies and shows despite the fact that they're experimenting with different ideas/genres more than Marvel is, and he's reaching to the point where he's implying that The New Mutants movie is racist because of color correction.
 
Yes, but he's also one of the first ones to get a gas-tipped bullet behind one ear or a length of piano wire shoved into the back of his neck for sheer incompetence or eating too many jelly doughnuts at the beer hall.
It's the old axiom about Fascism's/Nazism's staunchest early supporters usually being the first ones to go.
I mean, look at what happened to the real-world brownshirts.
 
he's reaching to the point where he's implying that The New Mutants movie is racist because of color correction.

he's reaching to the point where he's implying that The New Mutants movie is racist because of color correction.

he's reaching to the point where he's implying that The New Mutants movie is racist because of color correction.

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His refusal to learn; his concentrated ignorance, renders him as unfit to offer an informed political opinion as a jizz mopper in a seedy porno shop is to talk about string theory or the Treaty of Westphalia.

Bingo. That and his way of mocking anybody who really does know more than him. At times I thought the stupidity of the characters in Idiocracy was a little over the top ("you talk like a faggot") but then Bob showed me that if anything, the movie was overestimating the idiots' intelligence.

Yes, but he's also one of the first ones to get a gas-tipped bullet behind one ear or a length of piano wire shoved into the back of his neck for sheer incompetence or eating too many jelly doughnuts at the beer hall.

Actually he's so loyal I could almost see him surviving for a long period time if for no other reason that the leader can have Bob walk beside him to block bullets, rockets, tank rounds or intercontinental ballistic missiles.

I'm guessing he's trying to latch onto Redlettermedia's claim to fame. Trouble is the suck of the prequals is well into the cultural zeigeist at this stage wereas no one will give a shit about batman vs superman in 10 years outside of amusing anecdote about DC's increasingly pathetics attempts to start a franchise.

As SFDebris has pointed out in his series on the making of Star Wars (i've seen the prequel vids but they're not public yet), the Phantom Menace was weird because everything said it was hated by people, yet it was the 2nd highest grossing film of all time. Nobody liked it - but tickets were selling in record numbers. Part of that - Chuck notes - is because NOTHING has ever been hyped like episode 1 was (and there's probably not going to be anything that ever will). Heck the commercial for another movie (Austin Powers) advertised that movie when it recommended people go see Star Wars - and then see Austin Powers if you have time.

Something like that - yeah, it's earned an hour+ vid from people that can competently analyze film. Batman v Superman was supposed to have the kind of anticipation TPM had but failed because Man of Steel was so weak. All you need to know about it is either the RLM review above, or GBF's <20min review.
 
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"I may say that everyone who disagrees with me doesn't deserve to live, but you're going too far!"
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Yeah Bob, show your intolerance towards other's opinions!
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"I may say that everyone who disagrees with me doesn't deserve to live, but you're going too far!"
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Yeah Bob, show your intolerance towards other's opinions!
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Is it bad I'm kinda hoping the Weinstein scandal shockwaves hit Marvel Studios just so I can Bob spin like a big fat top to excuse it and ass-blast all credibility he might have remaining with the feminists for whom he thirsts?
 
Is it bad I'm kinda hoping the Weinstein scandal shockwaves hit Marvel Studios just so I can Bob spin like a big fat top to excuse it and ass-blast all credibility he might have remaining with the feminists for whom he thirsts?
I'm just hoping that Chris Evans did something that'll piss off his social justice sempais, because he seems like the one Avenger who's hiding the shadiest shit behind Downey Jr.
 
Is it bad I'm kinda hoping the Weinstein scandal shockwaves hit Marvel Studios just so I can Bob spin like a big fat top to excuse it and ass-blast all credibility he might have remaining with the feminists for whom he thirsts?
For maximum effectiveness, it needs to hit Entertainment and Studios both that way he can't deflect by saying something like Studios was better when they were under control of the lolcows making Marvel comics. I could see him throwing any affection for movies after the break-up under the bus just for that (so Civil War, Strange, and Homecoming).
 
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From a friend of a friend who's a TA in his daughter's class, Ruffalo's apparently a super chill, down-to-earth guy who's just kind of an annoying, albeit harmless liberal.

Interesting, but someone should drop him a line to chill the 9/11 Truther stuff, which triggers Mola Ram like a bag of tainted roast beef.
 
There's just too much already known about Downey for there to be much else.
That's not fair to bring RDJ up in these discussions. You could replace chunks of his biography with Tony Stark's from the comics and still be believable. Downey being drunk ramming into walls and banging some alien lady is a realistic story.
 
Yeah, I bet when someone he hates tries to use the same excuse when arguing with him, he'll be totally understanding about it.
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For once, I can agree with fatty. After all, why else would we be 750+ pages deep into his thread?
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See, Kim Davis is a fucking eejit and normally someone I'd criticise in the strongest terms, but old Bobbo has the incredible ability to make me sympathise with someone I'd normally vilify. It's not so much having a statement backfire as having the blowback send you through the wall of a nearby barn and into a pile of cow manure.
 
See, Kim Davis is a fucking eejit and normally someone I'd criticise in the strongest terms, but old Bobbo has the incredible ability to make me sympathise with someone I'd normally vilify. It's not so much having a statement backfire as having the blowback send you through the wall of a nearby barn and into a pile of cow manure.

I am to the point honestly what I am with you Important. Bob is the type of person that you would almost sympathize with Stalin, Mussolini, Pol Pot, etc... because of how much of an abrasive attitude he has.
 
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