Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
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You go to a biker bar and tell the people there they're an overgrown Burger King Kids Club, and that they should care for "actual politics" instead of chrome jobs.

Gamers may be autistic as fuck but they don't see themselves as political. It is the anti-gamers who insist that children entertainment must be inherently political and "intersectional".
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If he feels that strongly maybe he should stop collecting mario toys and take up politics, although being part of such a self entitled hugbox for so long I imagine he'd be like Wu in that he'd want it to be all about him and run as an independent candidate instead of supporting a candidate that might actually win.

Although now he mentions it I guess gamers technically are a social group, one which tends be to poorer overall than say people who spend money to go see live events for entertainment so it's not really a suprise they feel quite strongly about being ripped off or not getting value for money.
 
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Positron said:
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Says the man who thinks Hollywood popcorn represents the "higher cause" of social justice and that Activision caused 9/11. This fat fuck has no consistency in thoughts.

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You go to a biker bar and tell the people there they're an overgrown Burger King Kids Club, and that they should care for "actual politics" instead of chrome jobs.

Gamers may be autistic as fuck but they don't see themselves as political. It is the anti-gamers who insist that children entertainment must be inherently political and "intersectional".
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Wait, since when are "social class" and "cause" synonymous? I'm not really sure how to take the implications of him saying anyone who refers to themselves as a "gamer" are stating that as a social class and as "a cause higher than oneself". What does that even mean?
 
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Lensherr said:
Oh boy, so it was just revealed that the Clinton campaign and the DNC helped fund the Trump-Russia dossier: https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...3470754bbb9_story.html?utm_term=.0cb98682a469

Can't wait to see how Bobby deals with this.
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Oh, the Russia thing is biting the Dems in the ass about as bad as every insane attack they've made on Trump has to date. Possibly worse. (Vanity Fair of all places had an incredibly interesting article on how "Grab 'em by the pussy" led directly to the downfall of Devin Faraci and then to Harvey Weinstein, which is still imploding as we speak). But Bob's reaction won't be anything special. He'll find the Hillary-approved talking points and sneeringly repeat them as if they came from his own head. Old news, debunked, Trump is worse, everybody does oppo research, etc. etc.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
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Yes, he does. It makes him part of his Elite master race.
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That guy looks familiar...
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Much better.
 
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Keystone said:
Bob's been trying to clap back at some girl on twitter who mocked him and his lack of self awareness. It's going about as well as every other time he tries to hit back at his critics:

https://twitter.com/ashelia/status/923607566508204032 (http://archive.is/nserx)

The whole tweet chain is pretty good.

Here's the tweet that started it (and I think maybe got posted already?):
https://twitter.com/ashelia/status/923286568282009600 (http://archive.is/esy9k)
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Production studio? Asshole, you painted a wall green because you're too stupid to have a proper green screen. Studio my ass.

Also, how is saying you keep video games down there gonna convince people you aren't a basement dwelling manchild? :story:
 
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Keystone said:
Bob's been trying to clap back at some girl on twitter who mocked him and his lack of self awareness. It's going about as well as every other time he tries to hit back at his critics:

https://twitter.com/ashelia/status/923607566508204032 (http://archive.is/nserx)

The whole tweet chain is pretty good.

Here's the tweet that started it (and I think maybe got posted already?):
https://twitter.com/ashelia/status/923286568282009600 (http://archive.is/esy9k)
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I especially love how he doesn't correct her on his age, because yes, any reasonable person looking at that swollen face sees a dude in his 40s. And Bob knows it.
 
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Lensherr said:
Since I don’t have the mental fortitude to withstand an auditory assault by this man’s Bahstin accent, could I get a TL;DW?

If it does end up getting good reviews by the majority of critics, he’ll probably give it a very begrudging good review that amounts to “this is a good movie, but I don’t want to like it.”

To reference A Song of Ice and Fire, he’s what you get when you put the morality of Tywin Lannister into the form of a common peasant. In other words, a temporarily embarrassed dictator.
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So TL;DW he does that stupid cute name thing to lay out the plot, and reveals how simple the Avengers is. And proceeds to stutter and stammer through BvS to make it seem convoluted. When it just made me realize its maybe got too much movie in it.

He calls Nick Fury Pirate Spy.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Production studio? Asshole, you painted a wall green because you're too stupid to have a proper green screen. Studio my ass.

Also, how is saying you keep video games down there gonna convince people you aren't a basement dwelling manchild? :story:
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I've said it many many times before, but "feminist ally" Moviebob is in every way possible the living embodiment of every single thing they have spent the past three years calling gamers. He is the vile self important rage filled neckbearded basement dwelling misogynistic troll. He's like the flesh and blood avatar of Eric Cartman. He curses and points fingers at us in a desperate attempt to normalize his clearly absurd and pathetic existence. He's mentally crumbling at an accelerating rate as his every insane belief is steadily rejected and marked by those he perceives as his lesers. The only thing that brings comfort that he won't become a mass killing sniper is that requires getting up high, and facing his old nemesis... stairs!
 
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PurpleDude said:
Production studio? Asshole, you painted a wall green because you're too stupid to have a proper green screen. Studio my ass.

Also, how is saying you keep video games down there gonna convince people you aren't a basement dwelling manchild? :story:
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His whole "comeback" is just great.

Her: You live in a basement and call other people basement dwelling losers.
Him: ACKSHUALLY it's a "production studio" basement.

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Mola Ram said:
Oh, the Russia thing is biting the Dems in the ass about as bad as every insane attack they've made on Trump has to date. Possibly worse. (Vanity Fair of all places had an incredibly interesting article on how "Grab 'em by the pussy" led directly to the downfall of Devin Faraci and then to Harvey Weinstein, which is still imploding as we speak). But Bob's reaction won't be anything special. He'll find the Hillary-approved talking points and sneeringly repeat them as if they came from his own head. Old news, debunked, Trump is worse, everybody does oppo research, etc. etc.
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It's not treason if WE do it/no bad tactics, only bad targets/etc., etc.
 
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