Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
And lastly, a true Christmas miracle.
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Bob's digestive issues are a joke that practically write themselves. But let's cast a more serious eye on this. I half-jokingly suggested he had sleep apnea after he tweeted something about his horrible sleeping habits and some issues he was having, and you fine folk latched onto that and pretty much convinced me it's probably true. So let's consider this. What do we think is going on with him? Acid reflux that flares up after too much rich food? Or is it just the quality of fare at Chez Chipman is, like his t-shirts and Christmas sweaters, better suited to a six year old's palate and his almost-middle-aged GI tract isn't really up to dealing with it anymore? (I also think it's pretty fucking likely he's not sticking to a diet appropriate for someone with Type 2 diabetes.)

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This is not to say that Bob’s take isn’t idiotic. He tears up over Star Wars, but not his own family dying? There is some real impressive levels of disassociation going on there.
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To be fair Bob is probably painfully aware most of his family won't be weeping for him if he predeceases them, so why should he feel anything for them?
 
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Herbert Hoover said:
I wonder what Bob would think if Hillary decided to run for President again in 2020. He'd probably suck her cock again
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He would. You know he would. He probably prays to Mario each and every day for her to do it. IRL she most likely will and would most certainly fail for a third time if she tried it. Of course it's not like the Democrat's really have anyone better at the moment which says a lot.
 
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BR55 said:
He would. You know he would. He probably prays to Mario each and every day for her to do it. IRL she most likely will and would most certainly fail for a third time if she tried it. Of course it's not like the Democrat's really have anyone better at the moment which says a lot.
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The notion of Hillary Clinton as an even more laughably unsuccessful version of William Jennings Bryan is delicious.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
That makes me want to ask: has Bob ever picked up a comic book in the last few years? I saw him pontificating about the X-Men a couple pages where he failed to do the critical research that (Uncanny) X-Men (vol. 1) was a bimonthly reprint title from #67 to 93 and didn't become monthly until #111, I believe. He operates under the delusion that titles like Ms. Marvel and America are runaway successes, when the latter has been canceled once the new EiC realized that it shipped less than 10k copies. Not only that, he seriously thinks we are going to get movies based on Kamala Khan (HA!) and Riri Williams (Stop! I'm dying of laughter here!) when the reality is that said hypothetical films would crater the MCU. Given that Disney now has the rights to Fantastic Four and X-Men back, I expected the failed legacy heroes to be regulated to animated trash like Marvel Rising.

Additionally, I wonder if he even has a rudimentary awareness of what DC has been doing since Rebirth. Does he know that DC absolutely slaughtered Marvel with its Dark Nights: Metal event and Doomsday Clock? Given how delusional he is, it would surprise me if believed that hot trash like Ms. Marvel and Champions were the best-selling titles EVAH!
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Bob has never read a bloody comic on his own life. We seen multiple instances where he know jack shit about them. He merely scroll on their wikipedia pages, and quotes what the article says to act like he knows. The fact he defends legacy heroes for sake of diversity rather than their own character shows he hasn't picked a fucking issue of them, and speaks to try getting laid with one of his SJWs crushes. Keep in mind only two of the legacy heroes are really good, but they haven't earned their spots in immortality yet.

Mola Ram said:
Bob's digestive issues are a joke that practically write themselves. But let's cast a more serious eye on this. I half-jokingly suggested he had sleep apnea after he tweeted something about his horrible sleeping habits and some issues he was having, and you fine folk latched onto that and pretty much convinced me it's probably true. So let's consider this. What do we think is going on with him? Acid reflux that flares up after too much rich food? Or is it just the quality of fare at Chez Chipman is, like his t-shirts and Christmas sweaters, better suited to a six year old's palate and his almost-middle-aged GI tract isn't really up to dealing with it anymore? (I also think it's pretty fucking likely he's not sticking to a diet appropriate for someone with Type 2 diabetes.)



To be fair Bob is probably painfully aware most of his family won't be weeping for him if he predeceases them, so why should he feel anything for them?
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If god's merciful with the world. His death will come before he can predeceases them, and he writes how much he hated them in his last will out of spite. Just to show how pathetic Bob will look even on death.
 
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Seeing how the end of the year is approaching, I want to take the time to ask the people here what their favorite Bob moments were this year. Mine are:

* His Terminator video, where he's actually stupid/self-centered enough to think it's a remotely pitchable idea.
* Spider-Man Homecoming, where even some of his fans told him to get over it and the Raimi movies.
* Choosing the dumbest hills to die on when talking about Cuphead, and falling flat on his face every time regular gamers proved he's full of shit.
* The fact that he probably has Sleep Apnea, and won't do anything about it.
* Spending an autistic amount of time talking about Batman v. Superman, only to get cucked out of most of the money by Warner Bros.
* Talking about his father dying, followed by feeling aroused by Nazi Supergirl, all in less than an hour.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Seeing how the end of the year is approaching, I want to take the time to ask the people here what their favorite Bob moments were this year. Mine are:

* His Terminator video, where he's actually stupid/self-centered enough to think it's a remotely pitchable idea.
* Spider-Man Homecoming, where even some of his fans told him to get over it and the Raimi movies.
* Choosing the dumbest hills to die on when talking about Cuphead, and falling flat on his face every time regular gamers proved he's full of shit.
* The fact that he probably has Sleep Apnea, and won't do anything about it.
* Spending an autistic amount of time talking about Batman v. Superman, only to get cucked out of most of the money by Warner Bros.
* Talking about his father dying, followed by feeling aroused by Nazi Supergirl, all in less than an hour.
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I selfishly want to vote for the sleep apnea thing, because it's my biggest personal contribution to BlobLore, but I think it has to be either his father going or the Batman v Superman thing. Push comes to shove I vote for the latter, because as loathsome as Bob is I still feel pretty bad for him losing his dad, and :optimistic: or not, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he might actually be grieving more appropriately away from Twitter.

Warner Bros. fucking him over on the monetization of his B v S spergfest, followed by him continuing to slave away at an interminable video no one wants to watch, is too good to ignore.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Seeing how the end of the year is approaching, I want to take the time to ask the people here what their favorite Bob moments were this year. Mine are:

* His Terminator video, where he's actually stupid/self-centered enough to think it's a remotely pitchable idea.
* Spider-Man Homecoming, where even some of his fans told him to get over it and the Raimi movies.
* Choosing the dumbest hills to die on when talking about Cuphead, and falling flat on his face every time regular gamers proved he's full of shit.
* The fact that he probably has Sleep Apnea, and won't do anything about it.
* Spending an autistic amount of time talking about Batman v. Superman, only to get cucked out of most of the money by Warner Bros.
* Talking about his father dying, followed by feeling aroused by Nazi Supergirl, all in less than an hour.
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My favourite Bob moment is him causing this thread to grow 644 pages in the space of a year (a 249% increase in page count) simply by being such a cunt.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Story of your life, eh Bob?
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Hey! That's my tweet! That would explain why I was getting a bunch of 14-year-olds trying to argue with me that a grown man living in momma's basement making three-hour long videos on why Batman v. Superman is terrible is totally working a job.

I didn't think there would actually be MovieBob white knights, but wow...they were a stubborn bunch alright.
 
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...That's not fucking ominous, and it totally doesn't deserve to be rebuked with this clip from A Man For All Seasons.
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Also, I love how they're making @FuckYou sound like an intimidating monster instead of a couch cuck who couldn't beat Randy Stair's score.
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Mola Ram said:
The notion of Hillary Clinton as an even more laughably unsuccessful version of William Jennings Bryan is delicious.
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Hey thats not fair at all! The Great Commoner, as his sobriquet implies, was a friend of the Inferior Common Man. HRC on the other hand is a Superior Thinking "Woman" who like Bob understands the need for the liquidieren of the Blue Collar Untermensch. There is simply no comparing the two.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
...That's not fucking ominous, and it totally doesn't deserve to be rebuked with this clip from A Man For All Seasons.
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Also, I love how they're making @FuckYou sound like an intimidating monster instead of a couch cuck who couldn't beat Randy Stair's score.
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Tbh Id love to watch Bob get slapped by a restriction of Free Speech he supported after going on another tirade about the “inferior white subhumans.”
 
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For me it's when Warner Bros. demonetized his 3 part magnum opus sperg fest for a movie over a year old.

First he worried and fretted it would happen while he "worked really hard guys I swear" as an impotent attempt to have another "pixels" moment.
Then it hit him and he uselessly threw a shit fit. It was ç'est magnifique.

His pixels review kind of sums up Bobendum perfectly. "I have no words" followed by ten minutes of complaining at 125% speed and a cartoon accent.
 
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Bob dying from being a fat unhealthy fuck while complaining about the obsolete white trashlings threatening his superior future life extension technology would be poetic justice. Pro-tip Bob you fat piece of shit: losing weight and working out will help you live to see the "superior future."
 
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