Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So what's the under/over on his view count for his magnum opus of a trilogy?
 
So 300k and 200k?

Call me when he reaches 1 million per video. Oh wait.
 
Seeing how the end of the year is approaching, I want to take the time to ask the people here what their favorite Bob moments were this year. Mine are:

* His Terminator video, where he's actually stupid/self-centered enough to think it's a remotely pitchable idea.
* Spider-Man Homecoming, where even some of his fans told him to get over it and the Raimi movies.
* Choosing the dumbest hills to die on when talking about Cuphead, and falling flat on his face every time regular gamers proved he's full of shit.
* The fact that he probably has Sleep Apnea, and won't do anything about it.
* Spending an autistic amount of time talking about Batman v. Superman, only to get cucked out of most of the money by Warner Bros.
* Talking about his father dying, followed by feeling aroused by Nazi Supergirl, all in less than an hour.
It has to be getting publicly wrecked by the ACLU. He was very salty over that one lol.
 
My favorite thing this year has to be the fact that the fucking ACLU personally called him out for his flagrant disregard for the First Amendment, then still has the tenacity to still be pissy with them and not learn a single thing.

Though the close second has to be his spergfest of Batman V Superman, which in fairness is a messy shit of a movie, but the fact the obese overlord has sunken 3+ screen hours into a project that not only exceeds even the extended cut, but isn't even collecting a single dollar on them is pretty up there. Though this is still a developing story as he is adding to his sperfest and has the gall to piss on people who had problems with The Last Jedi.
 
No, there is no such thing as too broad in this context, the very fact you can ask this question is proof.

Bob, the First Amendment isn't too broad, you fat fascist fuck. And even if it were, you can't do shit about it. Do a flip.

It has to be getting publicly wrecked by the ACLU. He was very salty over that one lol.

If it weren't for the First Amendment and the ACLU, a fat fuck like him would be locked up for doing nothing but preaching genocide all day long.
 
Bob, the First Amendment isn't too broad, you fat fascist fuck. And even if it were, you can't do shit about it. Do a flip.



If it weren't for the First Amendment and the ACLU, a fat fuck like him would be locked up for doing nothing but preaching genocide all day long.
Sometimes I think Bob knows he'd get screwed by his Superior Future fascism and all he wants is some strong Aryan woman to pin him down and fuck him senseless. That would explain why he was all over the Supergirl thing instead of ranting about how Nazi Supergirl would be "damaging" to little girls who "feel represented by Supergirl". Some amazon who'll call him "Mein Untermensch".
 
No they won't.
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Also, a sneak preview of more salt when he can't make money Part III:
 
Just remember all. As you settle in today to endure your various and sundry relatives that you only see on major holidays and funerals, give a quiet prayer. It could be worse. It could be Bob. Can you imagine how his poor family must suffer on Christmas?
 
Just remember all. As you settle in today to endure your various and sundry relatives that you only see on major holidays and funerals, give a quiet prayer. It could be worse. It could be Bob. Can you imagine how his poor family must suffer on Christmas?
Trying to get food probably goes something like this:
 
No they won't.
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Also, a sneak preview of more salt when he can't make money Part III:

4 words. Let. It. Go. Bob.

His little attempt to make the next Mr. Plinkett's star wars reviews are NEVER gonna go the way you expect. The moment WB takes all of them down is gonna be clear the world doesn't need thus amount of nonsensical Sperging in the world. Even then Bob will still miss the goddamn clue.
 
Though the close second has to be his spergfest of Batman V Superman, which in fairness is a messy shit of a movie, but the fact the obese overlord has sunken 3+ screen hours into a project that not only exceeds even the extended cut, but isn't even collecting a single dollar on them is pretty up there. Though this is still a developing story as he is adding to his sperfest and has the gall to piss on people who had problems with The Last Jedi.
Here's the thing; I would be perfectly fine with his Batman V. Superman review being that long if he was talking about it in depth, going from production hiccups to direction to writing to tone. I love RLM's Plinkett reviews for precisely that reason since it not only was entertaining, but it was fucking educational to boot to a layman like me. If Bob was doing something like that, I'd support it.

But he isn't. Bob really doesn't have a passion for or the depth of knowledge for film; he cannot describe why the greats are so great, or why the awful so awful. He's a plebe like me, with simple tastes in simple films and very little in the way of understanding its inner workings. He is relying purely on a toxic mix of ego, disgusting philosophy, and tribalism to an autitstic level to produce this bowel movement of a series. It's much ado about nothing, and Bob's a fool for wasting his time with it.

Also he has a fat annoying bahston accent that smashes together due to no pausing and I would not listen to it.
 
Seeing how the end of the year is approaching, I want to take the time to ask the people here what their favorite Bob moments were this year. Mine are:

* His Terminator video, where he's actually stupid/self-centered enough to think it's a remotely pitchable idea.
* Spider-Man Homecoming, where even some of his fans told him to get over it and the Raimi movies.
* Choosing the dumbest hills to die on when talking about Cuphead, and falling flat on his face every time regular gamers proved he's full of shit.
* The fact that he probably has Sleep Apnea, and won't do anything about it.
* Spending an autistic amount of time talking about Batman v. Superman, only to get cucked out of most of the money by Warner Bros.
* Talking about his father dying, followed by feeling aroused by Nazi Supergirl, all in less than an hour.
No love for mario gamer caused 9/11? ;)
 
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