Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

A spear? The big, woke funnybook nigstravaganza has a spear chucker featured?

 

[The Valeyard]

A spear? The big, woke funnybook nigstravaganza has a speak chucker featured?

Ah, but it's made of Vibranium, so it's completely different.

 

[Mola Ram]

A spear? The big, woke funnybook nigstravaganza has a speak chucker featured?

IT'S AN AFRO-JAVELIN YOU FUCKING RACIST SHITLORD

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Call me out on my assholishness and irrelevance? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!"

Also, thought that you'd like what's trending @Mola Ram.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also, thought that you'd like what's trending @MolaRam.

 

[Rekkington]

A spear? The big, woke funnybook nigstravaganza has a spear chucker featured?

In an earlier version of the script I read, they smuggle Vibranium to America in giant crates of watermelons.

Watermelons, ladies and gentlemen. Great crowd already.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Call me out on my assholishness and irrelevance? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!"
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Has Bob seen 2015's The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? Cavill had a lot of charm and charisma as Napoleon Solo. Kind of a shame it tanked. Considering the hand jobs he gives to Disney and its subsidiaries, he is not one one to speak on quality.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Has Bob seen 2015's The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? Cavill had a lot of charm and charisma as Napoleon Solo. Kind of a shame it tanked. Considering the hand jobs he gives to Disney and its subsidiaries, he is not one one to speak on quality.

There's your problem. Far as I can tell Bob only watches superhero and sci-fi blockbusters, Oscar bait and whatever the pet SJW movie of the time is.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd still be doing more than you.
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Is Movieblob really defending the immigration lottery (green card lottery) system? Absolutely nobody thinks that's a good idea.

 

[Computery Guy]

IT'S AN AFRO-JAVELIN YOU FUCKING RACIST SHITLORD

They could've at least made it a polearm or something, not A LITERAL GODDAMN SPEAR.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

No dipshit, people hated Disco because it was an oversaturated genre.

Also, really? Fucking Disco's representative of the superior future?
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Disco music died a death because of the oversaturation of the genre in popular music at the time and the "sameness" of the music. Disco also evolved into New Wave pop and Electronic Music and Hip Hop. Does Bob not even take the time to read simple Wikipedia articles explaining this before he takes to shitposting on Twitter to blame wypipo for everything. Disco music also survived for years in Europe giving rise to Acid House and Eurobeat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco#1979–81:_Backlash_and_decline

 

[Gordon Cole]

Disco music died a death because of the oversaturation of the genre in popular music at the time and the "sameness" of the music. Disco also evolved into New Wave pop and Electronic Music and Hip Hop. Does Bob not even take the time to read simple Wikipedia articles explaining this before he takes to shitposting on Twitter to blame wypipo for everything. Disco music also survived for years in Europe giving rise to Acid House and Eurobeat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco#1979–81:_Backlash_and_decline

For a guy who claims to support globalism, he sure hasn't heard of italo disco. Now I'm curious what genres of music he listens to. I know he likes Springsteen, and wants more songs like "My Heart Will Go On" in movies, but this facet of him isn't really explored.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I'm not sure why Bob is creaming his jeans over the Dora Milaje. They're just a fictionalized version of the Dahomey Amazons, and the Amazons were much more interesting! I mean, they were an all-female warrior troupe that served the King of Dahomey and conducted raids on neighboring tribes ... to sell their enemies into slavery ...

... I'm guessing that part of the inspiration won't be in the movie.

Seriously, though, Bob knows not what of he speaks. It's becoming the "fat and would not have sex with" of this thread: Bob doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I can't wait till that doesn't happen.
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Not happening, Chipman. The film will focus on the political, and royal side of things. Not the small one. So put your fucking pants up, and keep it to yourself.

Remember how Valkyrie was going to be bisexual in Thor: Ragnarok, and the scene which confirmed it ended up on the cutting room floor? The same thing is going to happen here, if a scene was even written and shot.

I'm glad it did. I wasn't a fan of that film. But it would have felt very shoehorned, if the scene stayed. Just to pander the SJWs.

 

[Flexo]

There is little doubt in my mind that he would be snarky and dismissive of Sowell despite being an uneducated twit.

Why not just quote one of Bob's earlier tweets?

See? Sowell can't be as intelligent as Bob, he's a conservative!

EDIT: Oh man, I've found my new hero in the replies to that tweet:

As well as the new sarcasm king.

 

[Penne Dreadful]

I'm not sure why Bob is creaming his jeans over the Dora Milaje. They're just a fictionalized version of the Dahomey Amazons, and the Amazons were much more interesting! I mean, they were an all-female warrior troupe that served the King of Dahomey and conducted raids on neighboring tribes ... to sell their enemies into slavery ...

... I'm guessing that part of the inspiration won't be in the movie.

Seriously, though, Bob knows not what of he speaks. It's becoming the "fat and would not have sex with" of this thread: Bob doesn't know what he's talking about.

Bob may not know anything on what he speaks, but it's important not to forget that he's still fat and I still would not have sex with him.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob is fat and the cheapest, most desperate prostitute would not stoop to having sex with him.

 

[A Random]

Bob is fat and the cheapest, most desperate prostitute would not stoop to having sex with him.

And neither would you.

 

[Red Hood]

And neither would you.

I'm cheap, but I'm not desperate.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I'm cheap and desperate, and I still would not have sex with Bob, (if only because I'm afraid of being crushed by him errantly rolling over in his sleep.)