Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
I think there was actually an interview with Miyomoto ages ago when G4 tv was still a thing, and he explained how he was inspired by his old childhood imaginary adventures in the nearby woods when creating the Mushroom Kingdom. He never went into any lore, just fond memories of adventures he had as a kid, and how he wanted to share that with others.

Because that's who Mario was created for - fucking kids, not 40-year old autistic manchildren.
The thing is anyone can enjoy Mario. Bob however is a retard who thinks Mario is this political thriller that’s also an epic on par with Lord of the Rings that has super clever storytelling the plebs don’t get
 
I think there was actually an interview with Miyomoto ages ago when G4 tv was still a thing, and he explained how he was inspired by his old childhood imaginary adventures in the nearby woods when creating the Mushroom Kingdom. He never went into any lore, just fond memories of adventures he had as a kid, and how he wanted to share that with others.

Because that's who Mario was created for - fucking kids, not 40-year old autistic manchildren.
The Legend of Zelda is also fabled to have started that way, as not a real story but more as a fantasy he would have when exploring as a kid, and the feelings it gave him. But that later developed into a proper mythos with something resembling lore, once technology caught up to vision and other people got to put themselves into it over the course of multiple games.

Metroid kind of looked at all the other Nintendo games eschewing narrative and tried to do it from the get anyways. Even Kirby eventually developed something of a deep backstory.

Blob fixated on the only one of the big classic Nintendo IPs that never went anywhere at all in terms of artistic storytelling or narrative, at least as far as I know.
 
Last edited:
JUST FUCKING DIE REEEEEEEEEE (totally not a eugenicist)
View attachment 2565690
Shut the FUCK up, Bob! You're an Assholechusetts native and resident. Whatever happens in the Carolinas doesn't have any direct impact on you, you petulant asshole!



Daily reminder Bob had a dream of Miyamoto anointing him as a savior of gamers

[video cut out for obvious reasons]
Sometime I wish someone would do a full commentary on all his Overthinker videos
Don't. In asking someone to endure that much torture, you're asking them to commit permanent, irreversible brain damage that no amount of therapy could ever heal.
 
Whichever is funnier, I guess MST3K
The closest is whenever EFAP comments on one of his videos, they pause them a lot, but with Moviebob is basically obligatory because of how much crap he talks non-stop.

The sped-up voice in some of his videos doesn't help either.

Them shitting on Moviebob is the only reason to watch some EFAP videos, and even then they take too long.
 
Daily reminder Bob had a dream of Miyamoto anointing him as a savior of gamers

The most hilarious part of that video was were Bob described himself as "mature and well-adjusted." :story:
The closest is whenever EFAP comments on one of his videos, they pause them a lot, but with Moviebob is basically obligatory because of how much crap he talks non-stop.

The sped-up voice in some of his videos doesn't help either.

Them shitting on Moviebob is the only reason to watch some EFAP videos, and even then they take too long.
11 fucking hours?!

How can anyone do that, much less watch that?
 
Hats off to whoever can figure out wtf this means
bob applause.png
I hate how much smug Bob pretends to have...

Anyway, awhile back Bob floated this idea of creative IPs being corporatized and owned by corporations instead of individual creators. Bob is saying that soon the masses are all going to be in favor of his idea thanks to JK Rowling.
 
For those who got lost on the last diatribe about Harry Potter and copyrights from Robert, don't worry, he elucidates on that:

bobstupid.jpg


Pretty much, big corp will retain copyrights forevar because they will pander to twitter troons.

I think this is another case of Robert vastly over estimating twitter's influence and how this shit works.

Look, twitter cancellations of some hollywood fucks are done by and to other hollywood fuckos who are also too deep in twitter drama, but in general it doesn't create a lot of ripples in the real money maker, as in, Disney giving the boot to that Gina Carano Lady won't do dick to whatever gains they will have with Star Wars, Carano is a mid to small bit star at best and of no consequence.

However, fandom and twitter screetching won't make a difference when there is a genuine loss and gain into their IPs and no matter how much the "fandom" sides with the creators, it means nothing. Joe Shuster, the creator of Superman, died in poverty and debt, just by the time he was a old man DC gave him a 20k per year chump change and credits and when he died, the his family was so fucked they agreed to sign off any rights to Superman as long as DC would pay for Shuster's debt.

And while twitter and reeee troons weren't around, there was a very, VERY public reaction against DC, it was even international news, and they couldn't give less of a fuck.

So the whole "The last best defense re: beating back permanent copyright extension was 'fandom' siding with creators over companies." is utter and complete delusional bullshit, "fandom" doesn't mean shit. The only defense against copyright hog is a contract, a very clear one at that, which is something Rowling does have.

And despise all the twitter drama, Harry Potter shit is still profitable, so, suck the troon dick Robert and cope.
 
Last edited:
Hillsong is one of the most mealy-mouthed non-denominational faith communities out there, whose pastor has spent his whole career refusing to answer any questions about abortion, homosexuality, contraception or any other moral issues, and yet these people still attack it because it doesn't let non-binary two-spirit folx worship Gaia at its services.

I know this is basically a crappier version of "if you're not with us you're against us", but neutrality in the face of the woke is stupidity. If you don't wholeheartedly support these people's ideas you'll end up being a target sooner or later.
 
Hillsong is one of the most mealy-mouthed non-denominational faith communities out there, whose pastor has spent his whole career refusing to answer any questions about abortion, homosexuality, contraception or any other moral issues, and yet these people still attack it because it doesn't let non-binary two-spirit folx worship Gaia at its services.

I know this is basically a crappier version of "if you're not with us you're against us", but neutrality in the face of the woke is stupidity. If you don't wholeheartedly support these people's ideas you'll end up being a target sooner or later.
Which is why I wholeheartedly stand against them. I was more neutral to their bullshit in high school, but they've gone too far.
 
For those who got lost on the last diatribe about Harry Potter and copyrights from Robert, don't worry, he elucidates on that:

View attachment 2565998

Pretty much, big corp will retain copyrights forevar because they will pander to twitter troons.

I think this is another case of Robert vastly over estimating twitter's influence and how this shit works.

Look, twitter cancellations of some hollywood fucks are done by and to other hollywood fuckos who are also too deep in twitter drama, but in general it doesn't create a lot of ripples in the real money maker, as in, Disney giving the boot to that Gina Carano Lady won't do dick to whatever gains they will have with Star Wars, Carano is a mid to small bit star at best and of no consequence.

However, fandom and twitter screetching won't make a difference when there is a genuine loss and gain into their IPs and no matter how much the "fandom" sides with the creators, it means nothing. Joe Shuster, the creator of Superman, died in poverty and debt, just by the time he was a old man DC gave him a 20k per year chump change and credits and when he died, the his family was so fucked they agreed to sign off any rights to Superman as long as DC would pay for Shuster's debt.

And while twitter and reeee troons weren't around, there was a very, VERY public reaction against DC, it was even international news, and they couldn't give less of a fuck.

So the whole "The last best defense re: beating back permanent copyright extension was 'fandom' siding with creators over companies." is utter and complete delusional bullshit, "fandom" doesn't mean shit. The only defense against copyright hog is a contract, a very clear one at that, which is something Rowling does have.

And despise all the twitter drama, Harry Potter shit is still profitable, so, suck the troon dick Robert and cope.
Bob is a fucking idiot.

Fans don't actually have that kind of power. They are pigs to the trough of what others create for them. And in the words of a neocon mormon "Corporations are people too." People with actual power in this conversation would never lobby against the roll back of individual IP rights, because those individual rights are both a Trojan horse for the expansions of their own money making power, and otherwise gives them legitimate rights they wouldn't be able to hold otherwise.
 
The Bob or Nazi quiz was probably the best thing EFAP ever did (still way too long, but hell, so is the quiz), and I think the best moment was when the people on the panel realized that they thought the literal nazis (and neo nazis) sounded more well spoken and kind them Bob.

People like Bloberticus Cinematicus always make me think of the scene in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp & Doc Holliday are talking about the villain Ringo.

Wyatt Earp:
What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?

Doc Holliday:
A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of himself. And he can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

Wyatt Earp:
What does he want?

Doc Holliday:
Revenge.

Wyatt Earp:
For what?

Doc Holliday:
Bein' born.
 
Hillsong is one of the most mealy-mouthed non-denominational faith communities out there, whose pastor has spent his whole career refusing to answer any questions about abortion, homosexuality, contraception or any other moral issues, and yet these people still attack it because it doesn't let non-binary two-spirit folx worship Gaia at its services.

I know this is basically a crappier version of "if you're not with us you're against us", but neutrality in the face of the woke is stupidity. If you don't wholeheartedly support these people's ideas you'll end up being a target sooner or later.
What's crazy is that we've reached the point where most people don't care what the LGBTees do in their private lives. They have the mass media singing their praises, pushing their activism, and many major churches (like the Anglicans) all but building shrines to them. But as long as one podunk church shows hesitation in supporting them, they screech about being oppressed and demand the mob rip them apart. I'm starting to wonder if the real reason God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't because the men of the town wanted to buttrape angels, but because they all kept screaming about how Lot was a homophobe for having sex with his wife and for not encouraging his daughters to troon out at the age of 7.
 
The cope is so strong that Bob is screwing up the lore of his beloved Mario
09-24-21 Mario cope pt1.PNG

"YOSHI'S ISLAND NEVER HAPPEND AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN THESE SUPERIOR PARTS!"
1632528935970.png


Bob follows up with another billion dollar idea after someone said they'd watch a Mario movie with Danny Devito as Mario.
09-24-21 Mario cope pt2.PNG

I wonder why no one ever pitched it...makes you really thunk don't it?
:thinking:
EDIT:
To not double post

While you fools were tilting at windmills, Bob was busy dueling with strawmen. There is no one having this conversation with Bob and no body but Bob would use these points and declare a win.
09-24-21 ACAB pt1.PNG

09-24-21 ACAB pt2.PNG

There's no point going over Bob's big brained talking points because it's self defeating.

Yo. Mos. Buddy. Faggot. In your scenario the racist laws are still on the books as laws so even replacing the cops won't matter because the new not cops will be enforcing the same racist laws. It's like he's dumb or something.
 
Last edited:
The cope is so strong that Bob is screwing up the lore of his beloved Mario
View attachment 2566671
"YOSHI'S ISLAND NEVER HAPPEND AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN THESE SUPERIOR PARTS!"
View attachment 2566678

Bob follows up with another billion dollar idea after someone said they'd watch a Mario movie with Danny Devito as Mario.
View attachment 2566684
I wonder why no one ever pitched it...makes you really thunk don't it?
:thinking:
Oh lord, no. Chris Farley and David Spade did NOT have the ability to do an earnest Super Mario Bros. film. They were an American Bokke/Tsukkomi routine, and it worked so well it carried two pretty funny movies that didn't take themselves seriously (although Tommy Boy was FAR superior to Black Sheep). What we would have gotten if they did Super Mario would literally be an absolute farce (not that it wouldn't be funny). Not a lick of the plot would be taken seriously, they'd probably do the powerups=drugs thing a couple times, Bowser would be terrible special effects, most of us would piss ourselves laughing, we'd see a hot blonde kiss a fat guy, roll credits. And Bob. Would. HATE. It.
 
MST3000 style or autistic detailed breakdown style?
I reckon something like Metokurs streams where a video gets played and paused every time the commentators have something to say.
I find it funny that Bob is still seething over the Super Mario Bros movie from 1993.

Everybody else just memes the movie and enjoys the cheese.
The best thing is knowing that if it had been successful and the planned sequels had happened, he'd be demanding Hollywood make another one in that setting.
I hate how much smug Bob pretends to have...

Anyway, awhile back Bob floated this idea of creative IPs being corporatized and owned by corporations instead of individual creators. Bob is saying that soon the masses are all going to be in favor of his idea thanks to JK Rowling.
Corporations are his only friends. They've made him happier than anyone else in his life. Poor, sad, little Blob boy.
 
Because corporations don't have to interact with him directly. Most people who do interact with him can't stand him.
Wasn't it a few weeks ago that Chris posted some pics of him hanging with the boys and Bob was actually there!

in one picture...

with Chris...

and only Chris...

and the drink platter with names on it didn't have Bob's name on it...


:heart-empty:
EDIT:
I was wrong
 
Last edited:
There's no point going over Bob's big brained talking points because it's self defeating.

I don't even know if there was a talking point here from Robert.

He says that the institution of the police is broken beyond repair and needs to be replaced by something "new", and it will be staffed by the good eggs from the broken police.

But he never gives a hint of detail on how this "new" thing will work, or how they will enforce the law, and unless Robert can explain how in the fuck can you have a law enforcement body without the use of force, the main grievance people have with the police.

So either you will have just the police with another name, or a burocratic system that won't be able to do shit.

I hate the debate bros shit, but man, I do want to see how can anyone defend ideas like Robert has in a actual conversation, that would be wild...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back