Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Has there been a day this year when the Dems didn't have one of their lies busted? (Jeremy Beckham's Substack article)
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"Age is correlated with covid mortality. Age is correlated with conservativism. Ergo conservativism causes covid mortality and the GQP brought it on themselves"
I know Bobby is unspeakably dumb but he continues to surprise.

Someone who calls himself John Dee claims there has never been an pandemic (article). But no, the real conspiracy is that the GQP wants to kill mah LGBTQs!
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"...obvious probable rapist". Someone is talking about himself.

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Some minor drama involving a neckberd and a dumb Vietnamese slut:
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If Bobby had money he'd have gotten a Chinese waifu. He is an temporarily embarrassed sexpat, so to speak.

This Luna is so dumb that I wonder how she would survive if some good-hearted yankie didn't keep her as his pet. Her dumbness, however, is upstaged by Bobby's.
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Haz is right. American have no obligation to discard the flag just because some, or indeed some millions, Viet Congs get grouchy.

Bobby's comparison of patriotism and religious faith to TV fandom doesn't get much support:
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Unlike China and Russia, whose national identities are tenuous and contested, America boosts a proud and robust national identity, which they achieved without much bloodshed -- and the secret, according to Bobby, is consoomerism and pop culture.
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Luna sends out distress signals:
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And so Sir Robert get on his high horses:
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Bobby ends up feeling like a knight on an iron steed:
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Telling a yellow woman "yo go back to her white master" is not a rape joke, and the only place that needs Bobby is his waterlogged basement.

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Oh don't you know this Luna just had a brush with Peter Coffin too? Such a small world!
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This is the reply to Bobby's laughing at Youtube canceling Ron Paul's channel (by mistake):
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If Miyamoto invented corprophagia Bobby would be its biggest advocate.

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Machiavellian masterminds, please get on with the program! Once upon a time you needed to pretend you love the people you hate, because you might suddenly find yourself in need of a few pairs of dirty hands. Now Boston Dynamics have all the tools you need! Unleash your hate to the unworthy who ever gave you the swirlie!
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Disney:
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I have no idea what this is, are they still mad that Synder said Batmans don't eat pussies?
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Kiddie cartoon:
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CGI bullshit that looks worse than a kiddie cartoon:
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Dob Chipman:
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Creep:
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Tranny bullshit. The only way trannies resemble girls is their mean-girl clique:
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Crossover with Edward Gorcenski:
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Oh BTW, Bobby retweets some furry about us (thread)
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I will never accept a world wherein being a self proclaimed stan is just as important as one's national identity. The "heroes" in TV shows and movies were just actors on sets. Real life national heroes suffered, bled, and died for something real whether that be survival of their people or a greater victory. To even equate the two things is so putrid that I can scarcely even believe it. Captain Picard or Kirk are not on the same plane of existence as Yi Sun Shin, Audie Murphy, Wiltold Pilecki, or Joan of Arc. People draw actual pride from their actual accomplishments and should feel proud to share a heritage with them. That's why it means something to hold pride in your national identity. If anyone says "I'm proud to be Russian because my ancestors withstood 900 day siege of Leningrad" and a pasty fuck like Bob retorts with "Cool, I like Stark Trek," they should be legally obligated to pimp smack him.

And, no, Bob, American shared sense of national identity does not begin with the Whopper, you grease guzzling pig. I would think of "belief in inalienable rights," "the spirit of the pioneers," "the refuge of the castoffs of the world who built a superpower," "the bravery of those at Valley Forge and Saratoga, Gettysburg and Vicksburg, and Normandy and Wake Island," "conquering the stars to land on the moon," before I think of a fucking hamburger. I really shouldn't even call it our country, Bob. You don't even believe in it wanting to survive. I do. I don't give two good rat fucks if I'm mocked for it here or anywhere else. You can pledge allegiance to your imaginary masturbatory fantasy of space, you consoomerist clod, it won't bring you any happiness at all and you violate every principle it holds anyway.
 
I have no idea what this is, are they still mad that Synder said Batmans don't eat pussies?
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''Just drop the portentous ''William Blake by way of Bartstool B.S and do straight 'DEATH/REIGN OF SUPERMAN-four guys, gun superman, Hal goes nuts, etc''

I had to read that several times in order to get what he was babelling on about. Also, anybody who thinks that Snyders version of Superman is a betrayal of the character needs to watch Superman 2 and if they have they need to rewatch it in particular this scene
 
Robert is surprisingly comfortable tweeting that he looks forward to the demise of all religion, using Mormonism as his example. Hmmm, wonder why he didn’t invoke Islam instead. He claims he went for the “whitest” option, but he went for the one least likely to get him nuked from Twitter and/or decapitated. His constant tweets about lives that “don’t matter,” people who are subhuman and his wished-for demise of religion are going to land him in shit eventually.
 
You can't do Reign of Supermen from the comics as a film because it has way too many characters and plotpoints to setup in two hours. Hal going nuts is from a separate mini-series that has its own cast of characters.

The animated film stripped literally everything Robert wants out of it, then rewrote the story completely and it was still the third movie of four parts!

Snyder was wrong to kill Superman in BvS and Robert is nuts to want Death of Superman as the second film in a trilogy for the same reason. Nobody's connected to that Superman and you're already killing him off in a stupid way for a movie, it'd be just mindless fisticuffs between Superman and a brainless monster for ~90 minutes... ohhhhhh, now I get it...
 
Chris has only publicly "defended" the superior older brother once. It was right after the Lindsay thing. If memory serves me his response was "I am so disappointed in all of you" with no further context or elaboration. The only other time that I know he came to the better brother's aid is December of 2019 when he secretly contacted someone who he thought was a guy's employer to "inform" them that said guy was really mean to his brother. Make no mistake, it was all in an attempt to get him fired. Because Chris is somehow more of a failure than his brother, he neglected to look into who he was contacting and never realized that meanie guy was self employed and he was contacting him to get him to fire himself.

A few people have asked Chris directly about Bob's retardation and Chris has, as far as I'm aware, always said that he is not Bob and doesn't speak for Bob. That's gotta chap Bob's ass. Even sweet baby bubba Chris refuses to openly speak up for him.
I mean there was the time Chris helped his brother try and go after someone for making a negative review of Brick by Brick
 
Dunno, I was a kid and no one ever mistook our living room for a basement/garage.

Because my mom did the grownup part of the cleaning and also taught me that I had to put my toys away when I was done with them.
It’s safe to stay the parenting happening in their hovel would not win any blue ribbons for breeding at the county fair. I feel sorry for the kids because they deserve to be raised by parents who give a shit. At least one of them is autistic and has uphill battles in front of her for life when it comes to basic cleanliness and executive function. Rather than helping her, Sarah and Chris are teaching her to wallow in her own filth. Talk about mayo ghouls! Meanwhile, Chris is working on his 17th podcast series no one will watch. Who has time for parenting?

What’s worse is that squalor is normal to them. The Chipmans’ mother’s home is crammed with clutter and her sons have picked up where she left up, year-round Xmas decorations and all. Sarah is also a fat slob from white trash bloodlines and nothing about her personal upkeep indicates that she’s one for order or basic hygiene. The kids’ best hope would be getting adopted by Sarah’s trashy tattooed sister, who at least exercises, goes outside, and sees how retarded Chris and Sarah are.
 
I gotta say, Bob getting anxiety from a Kirby game is the most pathetic thing I think I've ever heard a grown man say.

I played Kirby as a kid, it is the most lighthearted low stakes Nintendo game I can think of from that time. It's easier than Mario, all the designs are super kiddy and cute, and the music is always energetic and lively. It is one of the most comfy, laid back, nonthreatning games I can think of. What a pussy.
 
You can't do Reign of Supermen from the comics as a film because it has way too many characters and plotpoints to setup in two hours. Hal going nuts is from a separate mini-series that has its own cast of characters.

The animated film stripped literally everything Robert wants out of it, then rewrote the story completely and it was still the third movie of four parts!

Snyder was wrong to kill Superman in BvS and Robert is nuts to want Death of Superman as the second film in a trilogy for the same reason. Nobody's connected to that Superman and you're already killing him off in a stupid way for a movie, it'd be just mindless fisticuffs between Superman and a brainless monster for ~90 minutes... ohhhhhh, now I get it...

Well, if you really want to split hairs, Apokolips War could be considered to be the fourth part as spun directly out of the Death and Return of Superman animated films.

Honestly. I would like to see DC/WB do a deep dive into some of the Pre-Crisis Bronze Age stories as there are a few gems. While the story itself doesn't warrant a film on its own, a good enough writer could milk "Must There Be A Superman" by Elliot S. Maggin! for some themes. Long story short, the Guardians of the Universe (AKA the blue midgets in charge of the Green Lantern Corps) plant the idea that Superman's interventions in human affairs is actually crippling humanity's growth in his head. Granted, it did come up in the 1978 film as Jor-El warned him not to interfere in human history and instead serve as an example for humanity to aspire to, I think a new Superman film should really hammer that point. It is especially pertinent now because Tom Taylor is trying to make Jon Kent a more "proactive" Superman in Son of Kal-El. The Injustice video games show us how problematic a Superman that takes direct intervention in human affairs is. Oh lord, I could imagine Bob as a stan for Superman's regime.

Bob and his ilk covet power because they want to use to force their will on the rest of the population. What's utterly hilarious about it is that they aspire to be more like Darkseid with corporate-driven consumerism as their version of Anti-Life.

And all this Superman talk makes me want an animated adaptation of "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow." It was a damn fine Ragnarok-like tale to give the Silver/Bronze Age a proper send-off.
 
I will never accept a world wherein being a self proclaimed stan is just as important as one's national identity. The "heroes" in TV shows and movies were just actors on sets. Real life national heroes suffered, bled, and died for something real whether that be survival of their people or a greater victory. To even equate the two things is so putrid that I can scarcely even believe it. Captain Picard or Kirk are not on the same plane of existence as Yi Sun Shin, Audie Murphy, Wiltold Pilecki, or Joan of Arc. People draw actual pride from their actual accomplishments and should feel proud to share a heritage with them. That's why it means something to hold pride in your national identity. If anyone says "I'm proud to be Russian because my ancestors withstood 900 day siege of Leningrad" and a pasty fuck like Bob retorts with "Cool, I like Stark Trek," they should be legally obligated to pimp smack him.

And, no, Bob, American shared sense of national identity does not begin with the Whopper, you grease guzzling pig. I would think of "belief in inalienable rights," "the spirit of the pioneers," "the refuge of the castoffs of the world who built a superpower," "the bravery of those at Valley Forge and Saratoga, Gettysburg and Vicksburg, and Normandy and Wake Island," "conquering the stars to land on the moon," before I think of a fucking hamburger. I really shouldn't even call it our country, Bob. You don't even believe in it wanting to survive. I do. I don't give two good rat fucks if I'm mocked for it here or anywhere else. You can pledge allegiance to your imaginary masturbatory fantasy of space, you consoomerist clod, it won't bring you any happiness at all and you violate every principle it holds anyway.
Marcus Garvey>Any fictional hero

Oh and it seems old Bobbo is still as dumb as ever since I last checked in on this thread. It's sad the man continues to have the chance to take that next step of adulthood and every single time he decides to not grow at all still being the petty high school bully for over 20 years past high school.
 
It is especially pertinent now because Tom Taylor is trying to make Jon Kent a more "proactive" Superman in Son of Kal-El.
Pardon my ignorance, but wasn't "proactive" superheroes part of the angle from Kingdom Come? Vigilante superheroes like the "proactive" ones from other publishers, plus Supes eventually being faced with guiding humanity? (Or something like that, it's been a long time.)
 
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