Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm not a Yank so correct me if I've got this wrong, but the whole point of the filibuster is to help ensure that no one part of the US government has too much power. The US revolted against a king who had absolute power, and decided they didn't want to create another system with a powerful executive and a weak legislature. The "abolish the filibuster" guys want a system where the president has unlimited power. We can argue about whether it's best to have a strong leader or a parliamentary democracy but one thing's clear; the Founding Fathers didn't want America to essentially elect a king every four years.
Burgerland sperging ahead:

What you're talking about is checks and balances. Each part of the government does different things with regard to the law: simplifying, the Legislative Branch (The House of Representatives and the Senate) creates the law, the Judicial Branch (the Supreme Court) interprets the law, and the Executive Branch (the President) enforces the law. The Judicial Branch is the weakest of the three, as it can neither dictate nor enforce policy, so its members get a lifelong term (and it ensures that a President's legacy lasts beyond his term); what the Supreme Court has is a reputation as being the highest court in the land, and this reputation carries enough weight to keep most people in check. The President can veto bills and, in an emergency can issue Executive Orders, which carry the weight of law, but are not laws. The part We the People have the most control and influence over (theoretically, anyway)- the Legislative Branch- has the power to create and pass laws. These laws can be vetoed by the President, but a 2/3 majority in both houses can overrule him and pass the law anyway. This is balanced out by the fact that the President can refuse to enforce any law or judicial ruling he doesn't like (Andrew Jackson, when the Supreme Court didn't rule his way, famously quipped "They have made their ruling; now let them enforce it.")

Further, it wasn't the fact that King George III had absolute power- the Divine Right of Kings was taken from the British Crown with the Magna Carta centuries before- that caused the colonies to revolt, but the fact that the King and the British government refused to grant the colonies representation in Parliament (nevermind that places in Britain, such as Liverpool, didn't get representation in Parliament- much less colonies in places like India.) The revolt wasn't even a revolt initially- it was a protestation against the heavy taxes levied on the colonies (to pay for defending said colonies in the French and Indian War); if the King listened to their demands, the Founding Fathers would've happily remained as vassals of the British. It only became a revolution when the King refused to listen; "Give me liberty or give me death!" was the first iteration of "Live free or die!"

The second paragraph is related to the first. The government's checks and balances were designed to ensure no one man could ever be king of America, that every state could have representation and a say in the American government, and- and this is important- to ensure the government trips over itself every time it tries to do anything (like go to war or make laws.) This is a deliberate design to ensure that what the government actually does is the will of We the People.

The reason many Burgerlanders get pissy over government agencies (such as the CIA, Department of _______, etc.) exerting authority is precisely because those agencies are unaccountable to the American people. We cannot vote the head of the CIA out, for example. Additionally, such agencies represent massive overreach by the Feds; the Constitution what powers the Federal Government (i.e., the national government of the USA, the one based in Washington D. C.) has, and specifically states that any power not specifically granted to the Feds by the Constitution is reserved for the individual states (this keeps the state governments accountable to their constituents.)

Bob, naturally, only has the barest understanding of any of this. What he believes is that since the obsoletes can vote, then the government can't research the Superior Future tech tree, and since the government can't research the Superior Future tech tree he can't get his fancy schmancy robot body.
 
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Yep, not surprised in the slightest. Villeneuve besmirched the fair maiden MCU's honor, and now it's up to Bob to fight back in the only way he can: calling Dune a mediocre movie! My god, how will Denis ever recover?!

I'll probably write up a longer review in the actual Dune thread, but it was much better than "not bad, not great." I won't go so far as to say that it was a masterwork of cinema, but it was a good adaptation of the first half of the novel, with a deliberately slow pace that helps you immerse yourself in the world. Good cast, good visuals, good score, an overall good movie, and certainly better than whatever slop Disney's cranking out these days.

And that's really what Bob's review boils down to, even beyond the obvious reeing at Villeneuve for dunking on Marvel. Bob clearly does not have the attention span for a slow movie. His attention is only grabbed by movies where big flashy CGI battles are happening constantly, characters are quipping at each other without taking a break for more than two seconds, and any sort of plot is paper-thin and buried under spectacle and obvious humor. His reductionist take on Dune is probably accurate to his perception, because that's all he got out of it. He's a dimwit that thinks he's a genius, smugly passing judgment on a well-made movie while he continues to hype himself up for MCU Part 83: Who Fucking Knows What's Going On.

In short: go fuck yourself, you fat sack of shit. Dune is better than any Marvel capeshit, even when it's only halfway through the story. Cope and seethe.
Well, I'm glad to hear that you liked it. I haven't seen it yet (and won't until next weekend), but I'm definitely glad that it sounds like it turned out good. Even if it's not a masterpiece (very few films are), I'll settle for good in this case.
Oh, good. I was waiting for him to say something and, of course, it's the kind of thing I would expect from exceptional individual like him. "Person I no like in film, boo. Music nice, yay."

This trailer and the general look of the film is horrendous. I don't think you could have made a worse Uncharted movie trailer or film than this and it's clear the people who made the film know NOTHING about the franchise aside from character names and various set pieces. None of them look or even remotely act like the character they're supposed to represent, it all looks too clean and polished in sharp contrast to the ruins and rust of the games, and the set pieces are yanked straight from stories that the film actively contradicts.

The Mario film that Bob had an existential crisis over will surely be more faithful to Bing Bing Wahoo than this shit piece is to Uncharted. Yet, if any fans of the series show even a minute fraction of the dissatisfaction, then he would immediately chastise them as being toxic and entitled. Bob cannot ever imagine that people would hate something he doesn't understand or care about.
I had a feeling that the movie was gonna suck long before I saw the trailer. So at this point, I'm entirely indifferent to it. Razorfist (who also has his own thread here) once made a good point with regards to media like this that the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference, and if you simply don't invest any of your time, money, or attention to it, it dies. And that's what I'm doing with the Uncharted movie: I like the games, but I couldn't care less about this movie, and it doesn't deserve any of my energy to be wasted on it.

As to your point about the Bing Bing Wahoo movie likely being a more faithful adaptation than the Uncharted movie, I think it's part of a pattern with Bob: he'll shit all over reasonably faithful adaptations while running cover for terrible ones. Like, I'm pretty certain that the upcoming Batman film will be far more faithful to the character of Batman than the Uncharted movie is to the Uncharted games (and feel free to hold me to account on this if I end up being wrong), yet he was shitting his pants over the former a week ago and giving the latter a pass more recently. Same with Dune: just from watching the promo material I can tell it's more faithful to Frank Herbert's text than this generic ass movie starring Spider-Boy and Marky Mark is to it's video game progenitor, yet here he is pissing and moaning about the film for having the audacity to not try and cram the whole story into one movie. Personally, I think that Bob cares more about a work flattering his sensibilities than whether or not it succeeds in what it's trying to do (in the aforementioned cases, that would be adapting a book, comic-book character, and video game series respectively). Like, if you're gonna be a biased critic, own that shit. Don't pretend that you're some objective arbiter of quality (if such a thing is even possible).
I saw his review on Dune, shit video, Robert is geeting worse on the cuts, cutting words mid pronunciation creating this weird flow, and while he was never a charisma powerhouse, Robert is getting duller with age, boring and predictable.

Also, he said this at the end of the video:

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For those under a rock, it is about the troons sperg at the netflix shit.

First, I don't get how or why Carlin became the saint patron of fucking comedy, as if he needs to take his words as gospel or some shit, who gives a fuck about what he has to say?

While I don't think Carlin was all that funny, I never had anything against the man, I just find weird that at one point of time, everybody just started worshipping this asshole as a argument to say what goes into comedy.

Also, this "speaking to power shit" as a display of righteousness only works when you trully have something to lose by doing so, making jokes of rich white people or the government is the most milk toast shit you can say, not to mention, the very same white rich people you are making fun of are in the audience clapping along. So now what? You gonna make fun of trump and his hair? You have some jokes about priests fucking little boys?

Picking on the people in power doesn't mean shit if said so people in power also don't give a shit.

Not only this shit is not funny, it is OLD, fuck me, about 70% of the 80's action movies ended up with a rich white guy getting shot a la Robocop.

So, unless you wanna see kiddy-glove arena comedy Kevin Hart style shit, then you gotta admit that comedy isn't about punching up or down, it is about getting someone pissed. yeah it is shock jock bullshit, but we are adults and we like to see someone kicking the hornet's nest, and if you prohibit someone of kicking certains nests, then more than ever we want someone kicking it.

And the troon shit, now that is the joke everybody wants to hear right now, because no one can say it.

But no, please, lets just sit down and hear George Carlin making fun of uptight white people who don't smoke pot.

I agree we ought to give underdogs some leeway and think before making jokes about them. BUT --
  1. Who are the underdogs? Women, gays, blacks and especially trannies are NOT underdogs. Poor people are -- and immigrants are often underdogs by virtue of being poor and lacking social capital in their adopted countries.
  2. Being underdog DOES NOT render you immune to jokes. Top Dog or Underdog, a dog that shits around deserves to be laugh at.
  3. Comedies are NOT violence. Whenever you "feel uncomfortable", find some way to make yourself comfortable again.
For me, comedy has always been about going after cultural sacred cows. Since troons are the sacred cow of the modern progressive left (which holds significant influence in the media, academia, and government), it makes total sense for a comedian to go after them. And their fragility exhibited in the face of such a comedic takedown by Chappelle is emblematic of the emotional fragility of the millennial demographic: "Oh I'm such a special little snowflake and don't you dare say anything bad about me or my ingroup, or else you're a monster who deserves to have his life ruined over having the audacity to hurt my feelings, that's literally the same as violence!" So I say fuck em'. Let em' wail into the abyss and be washed over by the success of what they're raging against, just like the moralfag journoslime who tried to torpedo Joker only for the film to make well over $1 billion and receive 11 Oscar nominations along with other numerous accolade's (now I'm not saying that the Oscars are worth a shit, but they certainly are to these people).
 
For me, comedy has always been about going after cultural sacred cows.
So much current year "comedy" is either twee so quirky pickle rick shit or variations of Orange Man Bad.
Bob only thinks that Dune is hard sci fi because he wants one of those Baron Harkonnen hoverounds.
Bob thinks "hard" means "hard to understand".
 
So much current year "comedy" is either twee so quirky pickle rick shit or variations of Orange Man Bad.

Bob thinks "hard" means "hard to understand".
I was going to make that joke yes, given that he seems to lose his shit over even the slightest bit of complexity and given how terrified and prone to avoiding deeper films he is barring a few to keep his cred going.

My guess is since he did probably believe the Mushroom Kingdom was real, that by comparison Dune is hard science.
 
Someone said something really insightful the other day that stuck with me. If big corporations were ever planning to entirely replace human workers with automation, now would be the perfect time to do it, and the fact that they aren't doing it now means they were never going to.

Bob creams his jeans at the thought of robot waiters and self-driving trucks, but where technology is at right now it'll be 100 years minimum before we see robots as smart as monkeys, if at all. The truth is for most industries, "automation" is a fantasy at best and at worst a lie told to scare workers into not valuing themselves. Nobody's gonna truck an AI to drive a gigantic truck on a freeway because of all the potential accidents and deaths, a human will always be necessary for labor, even if they just do different work.
 
I was going to make that joke yes, given that he seems to lose his shit over even the slightest bit of complexity and given how terrified and prone to avoiding deeper films he is barring a few to keep his cred going.

My guess is since he did probably believe the Mushroom Kingdom was real, that by comparison Dune is hard science.
I like to imagine that anytime Blobert sees anything more complex than seasame street he starts breaking down like a baby
"Why no bright colors!?"
"Why no funny sentences!?"
 
Someone said something really insightful the other day that stuck with me. If big corporations were ever planning to entirely replace human workers with automation, now would be the perfect time to do it, and the fact that they aren't doing it now means they were never going to.

Bob creams his jeans at the thought of robot waiters and self-driving trucks, but where technology is at right now it'll be 100 years minimum before we see robots as smart as monkeys, if at all. The truth is for most industries, "automation" is a fantasy at best and at worst a lie told to scare workers into not valuing themselves. Nobody's gonna truck an AI to drive a gigantic truck on a freeway because of all the potential accidents and deaths, a human will always be necessary for labor, even if they just do different work.
It's a good point, and funny how automation has conveniently stopped being a MSM talking point. If any company in 2019 had been working on an automated burger chef, a mechanical Mexican, a shelf stocker bot, or a driverless wage cage, they would have fast tracked that shit over a year and a half ago, and some location would have a working prototype. Instead, it's two years later and the ice cream machine at McDonald's is still broken.
 
Someone said something really insightful the other day that stuck with me. If big corporations were ever planning to entirely replace human workers with automation, now would be the perfect time to do it, and the fact that they aren't doing it now means they were never going to.

Bob creams his jeans at the thought of robot waiters and self-driving trucks, but where technology is at right now it'll be 100 years minimum before we see robots as smart as monkeys, if at all. The truth is for most industries, "automation" is a fantasy at best and at worst a lie told to scare workers into not valuing themselves. Nobody's gonna truck an AI to drive a gigantic truck on a freeway because of all the potential accidents and deaths, a human will always be necessary for labor, even if they just do different work.
I don't think the tech is there. Before the pandemic, I worked in an industry that was planning to switch to automation almost entirely. For our purposes, it wasn't there yet, and won't be for another few years.

I'm sure there are some where it may be an option, but definitely not all of them can yet.
 
I noticed that our pal Bobby did a bit of house cleaning.
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It could be a mass report, but he'd bitch about his freedoms being trodden upon whilst simultaneously blocking people from replying to him on a public platform.
May I get some context for this image, please? All I see is a series of numbers (-3; 29,741; +1; 3,632) without corresponding data categories.
 
I don't think the tech is there. Before the pandemic, I worked in an industry that was planning to switch to automation almost entirely. For our purposes, it wasn't there yet, and won't be for another few years.

I'm sure there are some where it may be an option, but definitely not all of them can yet.
I believe by the time that happens, it would resemble Wall-E, and it would fit Tubby well, since Wall-E had a lot of fat people.
 
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