Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

Though as he gets older, his standards are dropping.

From a minimum "8" to a minimum "7.55" , maybe.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bobby had wanted to worm into Breadtube by befriending Coffin, himself a mere Breadtube hanger-on -- which is a bad tactic, not in the moral sense, but in the efficacy sense. Coffin told him to fuck off like Lindsay Ellis does, and Bobby holds a grudge to this day.

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Chrisy's Angels:
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If you don't defend trannies, or you don't cut your toxic friends out, you are stuck in the past:
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I always wonder just how hard people like this would fall over themselves for troon and gender word salad shit if they weren't desperately trying to ride the coattails of some branch of the media.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I try not to post "RETVRN TO TRADITION, WHICH WAY, WESTERN MAN?" stuff on here because quite a lot of people find it pretty cringeworthy but Bob's Whig history is one of the best arguments there are for traditionalism. You cannot tell me that most people wouldn't gladly choose to live in a trad larper's utopia over Moviebob's utopia where the government exists to "checkmate the scumbags".

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bobby had wanted to worm into Breadtube by befriending Coffin, himself a mere Breadtube hanger-on -- which is a bad tactic, not in the moral sense, but in the efficacy sense. Coffin told him to fuck off like Lindsay Ellis does, and Bobby holds a grudge to this day.

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If you don't defend trannies, or you don't cut your toxic friends out, you are stuck in the past:
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To be clear Dave Chappelle said nothing wrong. But even if you think he did to quote Mark Twain

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.”

This is why I could never be a "friend" with some SJW these people will throw friends under the bus at a moment's notice for the smallest offence just so they can get some Virtual Signaling Faggot Woke Points.

Sticking by you during the good times and jumping ship during the bad ones isn't being a friend it's a parasite.

 

[NBForest]

MovieBob used to be way less angry. He was still bitter about his Highschool bullies, but he figured "hey, I ultimately won! I'm doing so much better in life than they are!" and then GamerGate happened, and now everyone in it was an extension of his bullies. But even though it made him even angrier and bitter, it was solely focused on just this one issue. He convinced himself, like many shitlibs, that the world at the time was getting more and more progressive just by the laws of nature, and that they were the last dying gasp of the "old" world. So, he was pissy, but it was controlled.

Then, of course, Trump happened. The world wasn't slowly becoming what he wanted it to be just because he wanted it, and now he considered half the country his bullies. Now he wants them to be destroyed and is cheering on corporate fascism to do it. Because ever since GamerGate, he was robbed of the mental victory he had, and his pool of enemies has only increased in size.

much like him

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I try not to post "RETVRN TO TRADITION, WHICH WAY, WESTERN MAN?" stuff on here because quite a lot of people find it pretty cringeworthy but Bob's Whig history is one of the best arguments there are for traditionalism. You cannot tell me that most people wouldn't gladly choose to live in a trad larper's utopia over Moviebob's utopia where the government exists to "checkmate the scumbags".

If anything, many people today know that we can live very comfortably compared to old times, but we cannot live a fullfilling live under current conditions and that's what i think that kills a lot of people inside. I know i might be quoting Uncle Ted or Tyler, but living in an utopia where everything is perfect and handed over is a hollow thing. There is no real sense of achivement if you know that everything is Bob's politburo of Average Sized Meals. And if that utopia exists soley in order to fullfil every wish, Bob doesn't know that it would only make him more fat and more pissed since even if he destroyed the mayo ghouls, he would still need to aim his tard rage against someone because once his enemies are done, his life wouldn't magically become better.

To be clear Dave Chappelle said nothing wrong. But even if you think he did to quote Mark Twain

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.”

This is why I could never be a "friend" with some SJW these people will throw friends under the bus at a moment's notice for the smallest offence just so they can get some Virtual Signaling Faggot Woke Points.

Sticking by you during the good times and jumping ship during the bad ones isn't being a friend it's a parasite.

Don't expect Bob to know what proper friendship means when he would most likely report his family to the Stasi if it meant another loaf of bread in his monthly rationing. Plus, knowing that Bob only trust in his own reasoning in order to know what's right or wrong, he would easily ditch friends the moment even the slightest disagreement appears. After all, most leftists think that people that are wrong are not wrong due to different cultural aspects, upbringing or events in their life that shaped them. They firmly believe that people that are wrong (and therefore, evil) are because they are not educated enough of because they are too dumb to get that education.

Friends can disagree and still stay friends. Friends can fight each other but still be friends despite the arguments. You stay with your friends unless they try to fuck you over voluntarily.

 

[Positron]

Rando: Bob, your should not simp for China; look what they do to the Uigars.
Bobby: So what? America is worse! Especially the last 20 years!


Jan 6


An ooga-booga documents a whites-only church in Minnesota for The Guardian.



I grant Bobby a point for technicality. Twitter "activism" is retarded no matter which side you are on.

There is another thing that Bobby is right about: the working class doesn't like trannies very much:

It continues to elude Bobby that people are not so much disgusted who the Netflix strikers are, as by the things they demand.

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Bobby misunderstands the "monkeys on keyboards" metaphor:

You know what shows that the Infinite Monkeys are not just capable, but actually astoundingly efficient? Biological evolution.
But to address James Lindsay's point: the crowds have been shown to be wiser than any particular expert if and only if each member of the crowd judges independently, and each has more than 50% chance to be right . If these criteria is not met, the crowd is almost guaranteed to lead you astray.


You can't talk about Science with a swine.

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Bobby's been reading political tea-leaves into capeshit again. He can't help it because he is an expert in media analysis.


RJM thinks Thanos's finger snap is a Bad Tactic, which of course is a very Inferior Past way of looking at things:



"Self-sacrifice is the ultimate virtue in MCU". It is also an empty virtue because nobody ever dies for good. Disney has Johanssen's body scans on file and they can easily bring her character back without paying the actress a cent more.

MCU's "brain trust":

By the look of it, the original ending was Cliché with a capital C. I can't comment on the ending they actually used of course.



From the "ironic" poster, Bobby thinks Hawkeye's campaign is geared for world domination:


The new logo of Antman and The Wasp looks like shit, which I'm certain is another of MCU's strategy for world domination.


Bobby exposes his ignorance through his wisecracks:


Macross:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Joe Biden has vowed to shut down the Gitmo prison by the end of his term, Robert instead wants it kept open so opposition members of Congress can be thrown in it for life. I have no idea why he considers himself a liberal.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Joe Biden has vowed to shut down the Gitmo prison by the end of his term, Robert instead wants it kept open so opposition members of Congress can be thrown in it for life. I have no idea why he considers himself a liberal.

The ideology he laid out proves he really isn't. At this point, "liberal" is just another term he throws around with no meaning. He's for a totalitarian Technocracy (aka pretentious fascism) and supports uninterrupted corporate and governmental growth to create his utopian vision. He's a raging fascist and about as close to a Nazi as you can get without openly hating jews.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob’s the way he is today is because he didn’t learn how to use the toilet properly.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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This and his tweet yesterday about the baby being face down makes me believe he's never actually laid eyes on an irl child, ever. I mean he's definitely seen niece and nephew right? I have a vauge recollection of him holding his niece while wearing his fancy Mario sport coat though I may have that confused for the one where he's proudly holding up an Easter basket.

 

[TigerGoblin]

You can't talk about Science with a swine.

Anyone: "Lets start conversation on real cool scientific phenomena
Cinema Roberto: *Hurr Durr Capeshit!*

Real proof that you are an """"overthinker"""", Roberto. The most useless organ you have by far is that gray liquid mountain dew soaked soup between your ears. I will gladly help in giving you robot body if the first step would be to lobotomize you.

 

[Positron]

"Peter Panda"


The Rat King Zach Antolek has been attracting Bobby's cronies and Angels:

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

The ideology he laid out proves he really isn't. At this point, "liberal" is just another term he throws around with no meaning. He's for a totalitarian Technocracy (aka pretentious fascism) and supports uninterrupted corporate and governmental growth to create his utopian vision. He's a raging fascist and about as close to a Nazi as you can get without openly hating jews.

Bob can be easily labeled as a cyberpunk advocate. He wants to create urban hellscape sprawls that become monotonous and soul crushing, large corporations have inmense amounts of power and authority and can technically act with impunity and anyone that lives outside of a city or doesn't have augmentations is seeing as an inferior weirdo.

Anyone: "Lets start conversation on real cool scientific phenomena
Cinema Roberto: *Hurr Durr Capeshit!*

Real proof that you are an """"overthinker"""", Roberto. The most useless organ you have by far is that gray liquid mountain dew soaked soup between your ears. I will gladly help in giving you robot body if the first step would be to lobotomize you.

I would think of Bob like the people that called the police when they saw the milky way when there was a general power outage. He would wince in disgust and horror if he saw the beauty of nature because for him pretty much everything has to be manufactured and prefabricated.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He's a raging fascist and about as close to a Nazi as you can get without openly hating jews

Just change Jews to working-class, or whatever he is hating on the moment and he is a Nazi through and through. What amuses me about all of this is the fucker always takes offense when someone calls him that. His head is shoved deep down his ass that he fails to comprehend what he is asking is nothing short of what they did.

Bob can be easily labeled as a cyberpunk advocate. He wants to create urban hellscape sprawls that become monotonous and soul-crushing, large corporations have inmense amounts of power and authority and can technically act with impunity and anyone that lives outside of a city or doesn't have augmentations is seen as an inferior weirdo.

And all because he wants two things from them. A robot body so he can outlive his current one. And to be the equivalent of an enforcer for the elite to get revenge. This motherfucker really is too deluted to see who is going to be first one that kind of work will eat up right out of the gate.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Imagine agreeing with Moviebob.

Sauce

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is Bob still claiming he’s lost an entire adult human’s weight? I think the human is being stored in that gut.



Two manchildren on a date with their mother and substitute mother. You don’t get more junk DNA than this brood.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Imagine agreeing with Moviebob.

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Sauce

Oh no /tv/, what the hell happened to yo-

-checks link-

Nevermind, it's /co/.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Imagine agreeing with Moviebob.

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Sauce

I would find the idea of agreeing with Bob something very bad. And even if you agree with Bob, you agree for a completely different reason but it's still horrible nonetheless.

Is Bob still claiming he’s lost an entire adult human’s weight? I think the human is being stored in that gut.

He's thinner, but maybe that's the clothes. The right clothing can make you look at lot thinner. But yeah, i doubt he lost a significant amount of weight, even if i have been disconnected from the Chipman Bros for quite some time, he still looks huge.

And i realized that Bob was there when i saw the picture. It's like he blends in the background and he's not really there despite how big he is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Oh no /tv/, what the hell happened to yo-

-checks link-

Nevermind, it's /co/.

To be fair to /co/, the OP is getting dragged in the comments.

Also, another Moviebob reference from the same thread:

Spoiler: Picture in question