Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is laughable when Bob talks about the PTK stuff and defends the CIA given Bob believes (or had believed) that FPS games were programming people to kill "brown people" and that Activision/EA helped cause 9/11.

Thank you I completely forgot to mention that point.

 

[TigerGoblin]

That's always lulzy to me, he clearly doesn't have even the barest hint of understanding of how spacetravel is most likely to actually work... Forget Star Trek or Star wars.

Space ships are either going to have to abuse the hell out of relativistic effects, cryogenics or life extension technology is gonna have to really move forward, or anyone we send on a starship is gonna die on said starship and it's gonna be thier grand kids or great grand kids or even more distant descendants who actually make it to the destination.

either that or we just send frozen embryo's who will be gestated in iron wombs and raised by robots.

Come to think of it, he also assumes that making intelligent robots should be some simple thing... we don't even fucking completely understand our own intelligence or consciousness yet, let alone the potential intelligence or consciousness of anything else.

don't even get me started on the "Uploading a consciousness" thing, the scientific issues alone are a massive tangle of unknowns... let alone the existential ones.

Reminder: This is the same Bob which when seeing interesting real astronomical phenomena, all he could muster was *Hurr Durr Eternals will be great movie*
He does not even have the slightest curiosity to even start anything resembling scientific thinking.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Technically I guess it is true. But the reality is you're a person incapable of being happy in the first place.

Exactly.

Bob and people like him are incapable of happiness, love, empathy. In my personal opinion, I think these people live to be feared or worshipped or both.

But that’s just based on my own interactions and experiences.

 

[Tronathon242]

Man I don't know what's going on. Going back and reading through the tweet thread shows a lot of about some conspiracy that I've never heard about. Judging by the surrounding tweets, it's some sort of psy-op by alphabet agencies to make serial killers or something.
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Notice how Arkle never denies that MK ultra was a thing nor AsALeftist's point about consooming.

Speaking of consooming
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No. I don't remember any of that Bob. I stopped considering The Simpsons relevant in the late 90's

All of it was worth it just for this.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1453932779532693505

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There are 22 quote tweets. Only one of them is directly in favor of Bob. Wanna guess who it is?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1454240706042728453

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The one quote tweet is someone making fun of Bob.

If Bob makes a statement that gets him nothing but dunked on and then follows it up with "lol jk hehe who would actually believe that I'd believe something as exceptional as that hehe?" and still gets no direct support on either tweet...well maybe no one, including actual autistic sycophants, believes that it's a joke and is tired repeatedly slamming their feminine wiener in the glass door that is white knighting for Bob.

It couldn't be more obvious that he wanted some kind of accolade or a bunch of backpats from Twitter. The fucker really does think he's some kind of intellectual Atlas or Cassandra or some other figure burdened with some unenviable task or curse in life. That truly is one of the most exceptional individual moments I've ever seen.

Bob, for the love of Christ, you are not that knowledgeable.You may know what some things are, but you clearly don't understand most of what they mean. You just pretend that you do and rely on Internet search engines to fill you in. To you, being "knowledgeable" is just throwning random access references on Twitter. You're not a scholar or some underappreciated mind. To fit in with the theme of this wonderful holiday, Dr. Frankenstein wouldn't even use your brain for his monster. Stop masquerading as a put upon genius and trotting about expecting others to give you sympathy.

Reminder: This is the same Bob which when seeing interesting real astronomical phenomena, all he could muster was *Hurr Durr Eternals will be great movie*
He does not even have the slightest curiosity to even start anything resembling scientific thinking.

I slightly disagree. He does have curiosity for some scientific things. The caveat is that he only has said interest because it relates to his consoomption or, more often, his dreams of genocide. He's only interested in robots and reviving old species because he wants an army to kill all he hates and something to inhabit the areas of the exterminated. He's only interested in space because he took the Jetsons and Star Trek at their word. Otherwise, he doesn't care.

This is laughable when Bob talks about the PTK stuff and defends the CIA given Bob believes (or had believed) that FPS games were programming people to kill "brown people" and that Activision/EA helped cause 9/11.

He absolutely still does believe that. He was talking about FPS games having problematic geographic politics as late as 2016 from my recollection. Mind you, this was before the election, so those feelings could only have intensified. Matter of fact, if he knew about the seemingly cursed Six Days in Fallujah he would have been one of those voices eagerly behind the campaign to have governments ban it.

The thing that does confirm that he knows NOTHING about these games is that they are nowhere near as preoccupied with the Middle East as they are with Russia. You know, that ssme country he wants to engage in a nuclear exchange eith because Putin supposedly cost Madam Hillary the presidency.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Knowing about a conspiracy theory makes you unhappy and has a price?

Could this man be any more pretentious?

 

[blablabla]

Blobbo retardo the big genious went sad for using Google. Big brain everyone!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert is concerned that allowing criticism of Eternals will only embolden MAGA racists

 

[Adamska]

Bob is forced to kind of deal with the fact that Eternals is dog shit, so he has to invent reasons outside of the film itself for why this film is good. Again his parents did a great disservice by not forcibly locking him up into a psych ward for a while when Bobby decided to be a stupid asshole to his therapist he was forced to see.

When even your more cringe little brother Chris can say "just watch Dune, it's so much better" you probably need to look at yourself in life.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Robert is concerned that allowing criticism of Eternals will only embolden MAGA racists

AKA, Everything i don't like has to do with my enemies.

What sort of relation has that Eternals is a shit movie with fucking MAGA boomers? It's like the retarded idea that Trump was elected thanks to Gamergate and i cannot help but laugh at both. The problem here is that Bob is dead serious about this and he will go on another tired about how we should nuke every square inch of land that is not within city limits.

 

[UserAccess]

Robert is concerned that allowing criticism of Eternals will only embolden MAGA racists
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I'm attempting to rephrase what was said here. Correct me if anything is wrong.

Bob: regardless of whether or not a movie is good, you should say the movie is good because if you don't, you're agreeing with people I'm presuming don't think the movie is good. Because racism or something. If what I said doesn't make sense, don't ask for clarification. Ain't none of that coming.

There isn't an oath or an ethics board for critics. There should be. I want Chipman's license shredded and jail time for unsanctioned criticism for violatons.

 

[Imposteroak]

Yes robert, it totally makes sense that a franchise known for popping out blockbusters was going "hey look what we can do!" and were not banking on their movie to be a hit. I don't think the mcu is gonna be circling the drain, but if it doesn't pick its momentum back up it wont take much to get there.
We can expect bob to dial this maga chud association up in the next few days. He is being coy right now, but once he gets shit like this in his head he wont let up. One of his many weaselly tactics.

 

[Positron]

 

[A Pale Shadow]

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That's some pretty transparent self shilling there.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

To paraphrase one of Bob's former coworkers and betters, "I know you were afraid that [The Eternals] was some kind of beached whale that would die if not continually moistened by everybody's tongues" but Marvel made a shit movie Bob. No normal person cares how diverse the cast is or how representative it is if the story sucks. Plenty of people who are finally being represented on screen, aren't going to watch because it looks like shit, and out of those that do, the majority will still like Batman better.

Also, I personally think the logic of I love/hate this film based on my perception of who likes it is for idiots. All you do is artificially praise or condemn a film based on factors completely outside of its artistry. I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a cousin who wants to be an actor, and one of his favorite movies is Fight Club, which he recently started to "disavow" because all the incels like it (allegedly, I don't pretend to know what incels do or think).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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I don't know lesser brother. Bob told me that people who review movies are subjectively right and we should listen them rather than some no name on the internet. It looks like the experts have spoken.

Also rotten tomatoes is not a review site. It is a review aggregator and does not say what does and does not work with a movie. That's your job lesser brother and you don't seem to be doing a good job of it.

 

[cypocryphy]

The fat miserable 40 year old and his "future" again....

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The fat miserable 40 year old and his "future" again....

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Bob you have no future. You do nothing to even better yourself to even give yourself a fighting chance. Nobody named you an authority in anything. Greatness was not thrust upon you. I don't have cartel or Crip connections that I orchestrate from my cell to keep you from greatness. Some white guy in South Dakota isn't cackling as he knows shooting a pheasant will hurt you on some level. Nobody else gave you diabetes. Nobody else keeps you miserable.

It's all YOUR fault bobbyboi.

This is another thing that pissed me off with his devil screed.

An obsolete believer thinks that some evil force is out to get them so they turn to their invisible sky daddy. Superior thinkers such as me, an intellectual, knows that it is inferior, non human, stupid, doody head, no good believers that have a magical power to hinder superior thinkers such as me, an intellectual, by the mere act of existing.

For as much as he's mocked red states and whites for being left behind because they can't keep up with the times, it's still amazing how much he puts his failures off on others.



And before I forget, happy Halloween my fellow Bobologists!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

To paraphrase one of Bob's former coworkers and betters, "I know you were afraid that [The Eternals] was some kind of beached whale that would die if not continually moistened by everybody's tongues" but Marvel made a shit movie Bob. No normal person cares how diverse the cast is or how representative it is if the story sucks. Plenty of people who are finally being represented on screen, aren't going to watch because it looks like shit, and out of those that do, the majority will still like Batman better.

Also, I personally think the logic of I love/hate this film based on my perception of who likes it is for idiots. All you do is artificially praise or condemn a film based on factors completely outside of its artistry. I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a cousin who wants to be an actor, and one of his favorite movies is Fight Club, which he recently started to "disavow" because all the incels like it (allegedly, I don't pretend to know what incels do or think).

I'd like to remind you that Bob is the fellow who forced himself to like the terrible 1993 Super Mario Bros movie.

The fat miserable 40 year old and his "future" again....

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The only person who's impeded you is you, Bobby. You're like the ghetto trash who blame whitey for "keeping them down" instead of their own attitude and lifestyle.

And before I forget, happy Halloween my fellow Bobologists!

A happy Halloween to you! May you enjoy it full of the knowledge that you are not, nor will you ever be, Bob!

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love that Bob keeps lashing out against Dune when he claims nothing happened in it and it ended at the prologue. It adapted almost 2/3rds of the first book. Bob is secretly revealing that he has not read the book and only saw the David Lynch move that compressed those two thirds into about half an hour.

 

[blablabla]

The fat miserable 40 year old and his "future" again....

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nobody is bothering you at your mom house blobbo, no one is poisoning "your world"