Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob doesn't even really grok most philosophical questions properly. From Ship of Theseus, to the Trolley Problem. In fact, if presented with a "Trolley Problem", Bob would insist on crushing the multitude in favor of the one to save because they're probably all Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls, while the single person on the other track is likely a pee'o'sea or other Marginalized Group. Even if there was only one ackshually Mayonnaise Ghoul in the multitude, Bob would doom them all because y'know, can't make a Soopeeryah Fyootchah omelette without breaking a few eggs.
He definitely would. The advanced technology of the Metaphysical Space Gods would be far superior to the backwards religions praying to a Sky Daddy and obviously if they're advanced enough to make superpowered aliens then they'd do the same to him, right?
 
LOL. Transformers fucking 5 already did the "What if the Earth is actually a giant monster or something" thing.

Bob keeps harping about how this will be a lot of kids first exposure to such philosophical ideas and whatever, but I think this is gonna be another Black Widow situation, where a lot of kids are just gonna be bored as shit watching it,
Doctor Who also did something similar that year in the episode “Kill the Moon”.

Set in 2049, the episode has the school teacher Clara (Jenna Coleman), student Courtney Woods (Ellis George), and astronaut Lundvik (Hermione Norris) facing a time-sensitive moral dilemma over whether to kill a giant creature under the surface of the Moon—which is an egg inside which the creature has been slowly growing—or to let the creature hatch, the three of them being uncertain what will happen to the people on Earth.
 
Eros, the superhero with the power of date
Alright, that could make an interesting movie.
Why does this gigantic faggot write lxlx cxdx instead of the porn whore full name?
Best part is looking for the capture where he censors it, I saw several tweets where he says Lily Cade. Not hard to figure it out.

I've actually seen people censoring names because people actually search up names and terms, so changing lily to lxlx makes the search fail, so it hits a smaller mlre direct audience.

Edit: Decided to look up info about this Lily Cade chick, and she is a porn star who apparently hates blacks and trannies while writing manifestos about the great replacement. :story:

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I agree with blob, eternals looks fine.
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Why cant heroes be heroes anymore.

Just make it so the celestials didnt realize life would occur on earth and thr eternals are trying to accelerate humanity to be able to leave the planet before it blows up
Because that wouldn't sell movies. "Life is valuable" or some shit. These movies really seem to appeal to 3 groups, consoomers like blob, children, and people like me who just sometimes wanna shut our brains off and pirate a mediocre story.
 
He definitely would. The advanced technology of the Metaphysical Space Gods would be far superior to the backwards religions praying to a Sky Daddy and obviously if they're advanced enough to make superpowered aliens then they'd do the same to him, right?
So, was there a part in The Eternals where those supporting the hatch of the baby were taking all internet movie critics from earth and giving them their immortal robot bodies while dooming the rest of the planet so the universe wont lose anything important?
 
So, was there a part in The Eternals where those supporting the hatch of the baby were taking all internet movie critics from earth and giving them their immortal robot bodies while dooming the rest of the planet so the universe wont lose anything important?
Hey man, I didn't watch that shit. I read a synopsis online. Now all I need is a crappy mic and I can be Moviebob 2.0!
 
Trannies are very interested in Lily Cade's sexual escapades:
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(Archive of Cade's blog)

Bobby worries about slipping his tongue if he is to comment on Lily Cade more:
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Chu-chu and Bobby are staunch Believers of the libfem song and dance: that porn and sex work are empowering.
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Just to remind everyone, because I forgot who this was, Lily Cade is the lesbian porn actress who started getting rape allegations thrown at her AFTER she refused to do a sex scene with a post op Timmy. Iirc either no one even told Lily that she'd be slamming clams with a troon or she tried to muscle through it but was too disgusted by the stink ditch to go through with it or both.

I guess since both Bob and Chu-chu regard sex work as real work their reasoning for this woman being forced to have sex with someone she doesn't want to is just a new spin on bake the cake bigot. If she's in the business of sloppy sex she can't refuse someone her business. That's, like, illegal right? Not that we need anymore examples of Bob's hypocrisy but how can you be a feminist and declare a woman vile because she doesn't want to have sex with someone? It's so infuriating.

"Who exactly do you think raped and abused Lily Cade"
~A tiny Asian man talking about other men who raped and abused a woman that Bob wants cancelled for not wanting to have sex with a man instead of just having sex with said man for other men's enjoyment.
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these ally coomers man I swear
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Mostly just boring marvel tweets, but this one made me laugh.
HOLY KEK
"Don't ever speak about my family again. There won't be a second warning."
I say WOAH Kemosabe

You absolute thin skinned bitch. The guy didn't even say anything bad about them. He just made it personal because you refuse to see this from any other angle. You talk about people suffering in red states and it all rolls off of Bob like water on a ducks back. But if you put in terms of him suffering, see how he recoils! "Oh no! Something I can't easily dismiss!"
 
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Just to remind everyone, because I forgot who this was, Lily Cade is the lesbian porn actress who started getting rape allegations thrown at her AFTER she refused to do a sex scene with a post op Timmy.
Cade posted an apology in 2017 to someone think she has violated them. TL;DR -- the incidence happened in a porn convention where peoples were disinhibited and Cade (perhaps foolishly) took every encounter as consensual.

As for Chris's children, I won't bet my shirt on their comprehension skills. And Bobby has shown people a new way to get him mad.

I dont have my PHD in Bobology yet, But why does Blob hate anime is there a story to this????
Does he really hate anime, or just indifferent to much of it? He loves Project A-Ko because, you know, leather-clad lesbians.
 
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I am going to quote something from Bob I overlooked earlier:

And so comes Marvel Studios’ “ETERNALS,” in which we discover the answer to one of the great pressing questions of our age: Can the (thus far) invincible winning combination of the most precision-engineered crowd-pleaser assembly line ever created (courtesy the late Mr. Disney), one the greatest caches of intellectual property of the late 20th Century (courtesy the later Misters Lee, Kirby, Simon, et al), a studio head (the very much alive Kevin Feige) capable of balancing the creative ambitions of emergent dynamic filmmaking talent with the demands of an evolving global mass-market audience and – yes – also just a ton of money to spend… but that’s also being dispensed from a machine that is both made of and expects to devour more of that same money still continue its unprecedented hat-trick victory streak: consistently winning with audiences, winning with critics and raking in fortunes at the box-office… even when the formula is applied to something like “The Eternals?”

That is one fucking sentence. 157 words, 8 bolded words, 4 parenthesis asides, 2 ellipsis, 1 punctuation mark.

Its copy pasted from the review script, so apparently Bob writes his scripts as giant run on sentences.
 
Just to remind everyone, because I forgot who this was, Lily Cade is the lesbian porn actress who started getting rape allegations thrown at her AFTER she refused to do a sex scene with a post op Timmy. Iirc either no one even told Lily that she'd be slamming clams with a troon or she tried to muscle through it but was too disgusted by the stink ditch to go through with it or both.

Whatever you may think of Lily Cade, let's not forget the low-key goal of the pile-on Bob is encouraging is to get her to kill herself. It wouldn't be the first time.


(Yeah, The Federalist is a rightie sight, but good luck getting this side of the story from any mainstream source.)
 
I dont have my PHD in Bobology yet, But why does Blob hate anime is there a story to this???? seems like he consoooms everything except that (as well as non mario games after n64). Is it a cultural thing since anime became big in the US after the new millennium? So is it like weebs get off my lawn kind of thing?

Not only is anime "super problematic", manga are somehow outselling marvel comiics which is absolutely unforgivable for MCU soy golems. How DARE they be more popular than timeline reboot 47 but gayer
 
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Mostly just boring marvel tweets, but this one made me laugh.
1) I don't know about that, Bob. Your parents childrearing produced a retarded manchild who believes mass-produced capeshit is high art and an equally retarded middle child who wants to be like big brother. Your sister appears to be the smartest one as she is not on Twitter, but that doesn't say much when it comes to the Chipman clan AKA New England's white trash.

2) Oh no! A gelatinous blob is making nebulous threats! Whatever shall I do? The most Bob can do to his critics is block them because no one buys his "Boston tough" act. Hell, I'm useless in a fight and I could probably kick Bob's ass.
 
I dont have my PHD in Bobology yet, But why does Blob hate anime is there a story to this???? seems like he consoooms everything except that (as well as non mario games after n64). Is it a cultural thing since anime became big in the US after the new millennium? So is it like weebs get off my lawn kind of thing?
I'm not sure if he hates it. He's never disparaged it as far as I know. I think he's just indifferent until he thinks he can flex his big brain. It's kinda like everything else with Bob: He has an incredibly surface level knowledge of most things and infers the rest of his understanding through social ques of troons and weirdos on twitter. For an example of surface level knowledge I'll point you to where Bob says Vegeta is popular not because he's an interesting character that is one of the better written ones in Dragon Ball Z, for what that's worth, but because of attitude era WWE.
From the man who's never watched his media, only CONSOOMED it, I give you "Everyone Has Daddy Issues"
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projection is a helluva drug
Speaking of projection and weirdo DBZ takes, here's some oldies but goodies!
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I like to draw your attention to the middle tweet and the "angry/evil but you kinda get it" part and just marinate in that like a chicken carcass in three different hot sauces. Then add in the Mountain Dew of "Kylo-Ren and MCU Killmonger" as the two examples he could think of for sweetness.
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The following is Bob hitting a "creative" streak, for want of a better word. I'm not gonna list the archive for all of them as their more interesting than important and there are a lot of them. To read properly you'll have to go to the bottom and work your way up. They look like they might have all been part of one thread but it's so old it may have broke.
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Egaliatarian is EXACTLY how I'd describe a man who single handily changed the genetic makeup of mid Asia with all his raping.
There was also where he tweeted out some show from the late 80's or early 90's like he had some first hand knowledge of some ancient wisdom. Admittedly I had never really heard of the show outside of the name but far more learned/embarrassing weebs i lub you all :heart-full::) than I knew about the show and called Bob out for being a poser.
Okay, I can sperg about this one for a minute. I mean:
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That's one of a few production cels I own from the series. That's some real weeb shit and my sperg evidence. I think the DiMaggio autograph with the certificate next door is cooler. That was a gift, though.

People know about this series for one of two reasons. The first was Joe Bob Briggs' absolutely stellar review from 1992. My favorite excerpt from the review is his summary:

For "Project A-ko," those drive-in totals are:
Twenty-one dead bodies.
Two breasts.
Space explosion.
Giant robots turned into scrap metal with a pubescent girl's bare hands.
Giant robot dragster driven by a fat girl.
Five monsters the size of office buildings turned into fireballs.
Leather bikini martial arts.
Wrist missiles.
Sky spiders.
Kung Fu.
Robot Fu.
Dirty laundry Fu.
She-male samurai Fu.
Drive-In Academy Award nomination for Katuhiko Nishijima, the director, for making absolutely no sense.
My kind of cartoon.
Four stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.

The second reason, which applies to most people familiar with it, is that the Sci Fi Channel (before the SYFY change) showed anime every Saturday morning. Akira, 8Man After, Demon City Shinjuku, Dominion Tank Police, Lensman, Roujin Z, Robot Carnival - there was a solid list of heavy hitters in that roster.

It takes a real fucking poseur to point at some shit that was on basic cable and act like he's somehow "in the know." Half the nerds in my high school were aware of it. Girls, even. You're a real cinephile because your parents bought the cable package that went all the way to channel 80.



Whatever you may think of Lily Cade, let's not forget the low-key goal of the pile-on Bob is encouraging is to get her to kill herself. It wouldn't be the first time.


(Yeah, The Federalist is a rightie sight, but good luck getting this side of the story from any mainstream source.)

Thank you. I remembered when that happened but I forgot her name. For anyone not aware of her story August Ames did not want to have sex with a man who did gay porn because she was worried about diseases. I'm pretty sure that it was even in her contract. For her sin a bunch of other whores, gay men, and fags in general went after her. She couldn't take the pressure and killed herself. I don't remember if she was fired from any projects because of the harassment campaign. Was there an outcry because of the cyberbullying? lol of course not. She dared to have an outdated and obsolete idea that gay men have an increased risk of having and transmitting STDs. Quite frankly she had it coming for such bigotry. The issue was compounded further because the only people who really talked about it from August's point of view were right leaning publications which automatically made the whole thing political.

Disingenuous faggots like Bob will scream from the rooftops about our body count using faggots like Byuu as an example but will remain silent over people who actually have killed themselves after facing actual harassment campaigns. Is it because they were part of that mob? I'd say no as I believe they simply don't care and I think that's far more vile.
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Robert CONSTANTLY drags others’ families into his tweets. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, bitch.

Also, Robert really is stupid:

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You do not need charisma and people skills to become a real estate mogul. You need capital, good credit, solid strategic thinking, and high risk tolerance. Investment isn’t some kind of courtesan arrangement.
 
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