Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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PeciskEN is a huge faggot. Just wanted to point that out. The movie is very meh. It's a marvel movie, that does what a marvel movie do. It's not a "very grown up movie" that will make "some people uncomfortable." The movie for the most part is boring and you could probably cut out most of the characters and have it be the exact same.

Now venom, that made me uncomfortable. They had a scene where venom gives a speech about illegal aliens. Cringe discomfort.
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The fuck is he going on about? Everyone except retards

Just realized mid sentence lol. Yeah, only people like blob don't realize there is a limitless number of reviewers nowadays given no level of entry. He's just realizing this I guess. Personally, I like short to the point videos about movies. Don't give me that 2 hour review of an 85 minute movie.
 
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-This one shows once and for all that Chris is jealous of Bob's life
This is quite eye opening. His envy is palpable. You can smell it through the screen. Bob even tries to steer the retarded lesser brother away by reminding him the he HAS to go to comic con to "rattle the cup", in other words beg. He Bob reinforces the disparity between their lives by saying lesser brother has a job that pays him actual money. Lesser brother laments that he'd like to go to San Diego and Bob responds back to him like he would a child "You COULD go to San Diego".

Imagine sharing Thanksgiving with someone who's jealous of your shit life to the point of self sabotage.
 
It's not a "very grown up movie" that will make "some people uncomfortable."

I'll tell you someone it made uncomfortable: my 11 year old nephew, who was severely creeped out by the sex scene and whose presence his parents were unaware of. Because it's a fucking capeshit movie and doesn't need a sex scene.

Well done, Disney. Creep out the adolescent boy demographic. That'll do wonders.
 
I'll tell you someone it made uncomfortable: my 11 year old nephew, who was severely creeped out by the sex scene and whose presence his parents were unaware of. Because it's a fucking capeshit movie and doesn't need a sex scene.

Well done, Disney. Creep out the adolescent boy demographic. That'll do wonders.
The movie wasn't made for adolescents. It was made for middle-aged consoomers.
 
To be honest, that could be artistic license and the canonicity of those crossover stories are questionable. Then again, the Avengers are probably too busy saving the world from Kang to watch cartoons to recognize the League and aren't emotionally-stunted manchildren like Bob so they probably have more mature hobbies. I don't want to overthink it too much.

Merciful Frigg, I miss the crazy 90s crossovers of yore. We need a sequel to Archie Meet The Punisher.
Ah those were glorious times.

But that's what I was meaning - once upon a time marvel & DC had those little jokes towards each other. I doubt it is still the case as though Marvel doesn't do the grand cosmic rebooting that DC does every 6 months, things will go in and out of continuity there.
 
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"Its a Grown Up movie that will make some people feel uncomfortable"
Fuck off. Come and See is a grown up movie STALKER is a grown up movie the movie with Micheal Fassbender as a coomer is a grown up movie, the Eternals is just some paint by numbers b-movie shlock, hell its not even the most grown up superhero movie id argue Logan is but am willing to be argued off that point.
 
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My favorite thing about Westboro was despite 43 Senators and 48 states (plus DC) all arguing against them the Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor of them. Only that faggot Alito dissented.

I was on a forum with someone from their hometown, and the locals knew what their real deal was.

WBC deliberately act as provocatively and offensively as they can. They are hoping for someone to get so mad at them they assault them, vandalise their stuff, trespass or anything else they can sue for. Almost every member of the "church" is a lawyer and they sue (or threaten to sue) anyone who crosses the line in response to their provocation. The resulting damages or settlements form basically their entire income and we're talking about a *lot* of money here. Whether they all actually believe in the things they say, and to what extent, is up for debate.

I'm not surprised that the Supreme Court ruled in their favour, knowing exactly where the legal line is drawn and staying *just* on the lawful side of that line is their entire M.O.
 
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This is the "Roller Blade Guy", i.e. Chris. He dies.
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This is Bobby in 1998. Again, his voice is instantly recognizable -- and insufferable.
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Looking at teenager Bobert makes me think he wasn't bullied enough.
 
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What is with that slope. Is his head put on low? Why are his shoulders at his ears?
 
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That last picture - his cheeks were receding towards his tonsils even as a teenager.

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P.S. I agree that Westboro are annoying retards but looking at the current year alphabet soup, GRIDS rates, STD statistics and domestic abuse rates I can't help bu sympathise with them a bit. This is a good lesson for everyone who thinks optics are not important: protesting a military funeral yelling to a family that their gay soldier son is rotting in hell is PETA levels of effective. It's an interesting exercise really, if someone were to suggest Westboro tactics in 2021 they would be labeled a glowie
Considering that in his past, Fred Phelps was an avid civil rights fighter...

I 100% believe that the entire WBC effort was one of the greatest black propaganda operations ever.

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That tweet was so lacking in self awareness I have forgotten how to do math after reading it.

Bob, we have over 4 THOUSAND pages here proving you do nothing but regurgitate stereotypes made up before your time and are in one of the biggest cargo cults of all time. (MCU? Sw sequels? Democrats? Let the reader decide.)
 
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It’s so funny to me that Robert invokes “Fuck around and find out” on Twitter all the time. What’s he going to do, tweet somebody to death? Again, he’s far too scared of the world to let the Twitter version of himself out of the basement. Does he think nobody would ever think to compare and contrast his pugilistic Twitter persona with his dickless demeanor IRL? Robert is 100% a fantasist.
 
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That tweet was so lacking in self awareness I have forgotten how to do math after reading it.

Bob, we have over 4 THOUSAND pages here proving you do nothing but regurgitate stereotypes made up before your time and are in one of the biggest cargo cults of all time. (MCU? Sw sequels? Democrats? Let the reader decide.)
Wouldn't his parents be on the younger end of the Boomer generation at the youngest? Because I think that generation's age range ends around 1965 and Bob's an '81 birth. I doubt his parents had him at 15. He'd be the Millennial son of Boomer parents.

If somebody's born at the tail end of a generation, their children will likely be at least two generations ahead of them since a whole generation will go by the time the parents finally hit adulthood.
 
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