Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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As much as I like Sylvester Stallone's movies I find it utterly ridiculous how much of a flaming hypocrite he is. But that hardly makes him unique in Hollywood. Fuck every single one of those rich assholes.

Almost none of these assholes walk the walk. Half of what they do is because it's expected of them; the other half is public penance for the private knowledge that being a jester isn't a career that should be worth seven to nine figures.
 
I haven't really been keeping up on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. Let's check Robert's Twitter feed.
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Oh, Robert's advocating for unconstitutional shit., involving the DOJ overreaching and acting on his beliefs. So I'm assuming that it's looking like Kyle will go free.
Okay, let's see here.

One, when you're acquitted, the government doesn't get to prosecute you again until they win. This is called double jeopardy.

Two, the DOJ is not the prosecution here, they are only involved in federal cases and this is a state case.

Three, Robert is essentially arguing for the elimination of states yet again even though this isn't a civil rights case (a white person shot white people) and is therefore best adjudicated by state laws.

Four, Robert is also arguing against jury trials, he instead wants an administrative state where administrators "look at the facts, slam the bars" without any sort of defense provided. This, of course, would harm Blacks and the poor the most.

Five, and this may actually be most important after the first one, removing this case to say, D.C. courts (or Massachusetts) from the "Trumper Trash" running Wisconsin (+0.6 Biden), would not change "legal's perception" as the same exact defense would apply to Rittenhouse there as in Wisconsin. Further, writ large, it would actually benefit him because prosecutors are strongest in their local jurisdictions not defense attorneys!
 
If he's acquitted there's no new trial Bob. You should be watching it, you'd find quite the kindred spirit in the prosecutor, who seems to think that making use of the 5th amendment or your right to representation by an attorney are proof of guilt. You seem to have a similar respect for the 10th.

Also, "racist components"? A white kid shot three white guys with criminal records. You sound like those Twitter people who were shocked because we're over halfway through the trial and a year out from the incident itself and they STILL did not know the dead/disarmed guys were white. (Edit: Link to post in the Rittenhouse thread with a screenshot of such a chat. It's a Twitter convo, so do take it with a grain of salt.)
 
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Okay, let's see here.

One, when you're acquitted, the government doesn't get to prosecute you again until they win. This is called double jeopardy.

Two, the DOJ is not the prosecution here, they are only involved in federal cases and this is a state case.

Three, Robert is essentially arguing for the elimination of states yet again even though this isn't a civil rights case (a white person shot white people) and is therefore best adjudicated by state laws.

Four, Robert is also arguing against jury trials, he instead wants an administrative state where administrators "look at the facts, slam the bars" without any sort of defense provided. This, of course, would harm Blacks and the poor the most.

Five, and this may actually be most important after the first one, removing this case to say, D.C. courts (or Massachusetts) from the "Trumper Trash" running Wisconsin (+0.6 Biden), would not change "legal's perception" as the same exact defense would apply to Rittenhouse there as in Wisconsin. Further, writ large, it would actually benefit him because prosecutors are strongest in their local jurisdictions not defense attorneys!
Robert, despite living in the US for his entire adult doesn't even the faintest clue on how anything beyond the basics of US law. He really does think that DOJ has the ability to just sentence anyone he dislikes.
 
If he's acquitted there's no new trial Bob. You should be watching it, you'd find quite the kindred spirit in the prosecutor, who seems to think that making use of the 5th amendment or your right to representation by an attorney are proof of guilt. You seem to have a similar respect for the 10th.

Also, "racist components"? A white kid shot three white guys with criminal records. You sound like those Twitter people who were shocked because we're over halfway through the trial and a year out from the incident itself and they STILL did not know the dead/disarmed guys were white.
There's probably going to be an appeal if Rittenhouse gets anything less than a long stay at the crossbar hotel (not to mention riots as Antifa realizes people now have legal precedent to justify fighting back.)
 
There's probably going to be an appeal if Rittenhouse gets anything less than a long stay at the crossbar hotel (not to mention riots as Antifa realizes people now have legal precedent to justify fighting back.)
Prosecution can't appeal. Length of sentence for a guilty verdict they can, yeah, but not if he's found not guilty of something.
 
Oh good, a bunch of people already tagged @BadLegalTakes, I was about to actually login with an account to do it this was so bad. :story:

Robert, despite living in the US for his entire adult doesn't even the faintest clue on how anything beyond the basics of US law. He really does think that DOJ has the ability to just sentence anyone he dislikes.
One of the replies also pointed out that he seems to think all federal courts are in D.C. And I think this is probably true!
 
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Bob's comments on the Rittenhouse trial prove to me that his believer/thinker dichotomy is utter bullshit. It is obvious that he paid no attention to the prosecution's "star" witness basically imploded the state's case and blatantly ignored why said prosecutor's antics brought the ire of the judge. The Boston Bumpkin is no thinker, he simply listens to what the far-left media reports on the trial and believes it with religious conviction.

When strip away his bullshit "philosophy", it is a fig leaf for Bob's authoritarian belief (which is sadly not atypical of millennials) that there is only truth in power. Yet the funny thing is that Bob is--at best--the villain's sidekick who is only "powerful" because he latches onto the so-called Progressive establishment despite their obvious contempt for him. Yeah, sorry, but yelling at people on Twitter every day is not strength or power. If anything, it demonstrates how weak he truly is because I see restraint and introspection as signs of strength--two qualities Bob completely lacks.

Take his thinker/believer shit and swap in piety/sinning or believer/heathen. Its the shit he learned in Catholic school but with the terms swapped. Robert, for all his posturing, can't move beyond the morality he was taught as a schoolboy.
 
Take his thinker/believer shit and swap in piety/sinning or believer/heathen. Its the shit he learned in Catholic school but with the terms swapped. Robert, for all his posturing, can't move beyond the morality he was taught as a schoolboy.

Much like his entertainment, his wardrobe, or his diet.

The only "adult" things Bob does is drink booze and lurch after his gonads to the thought of assorted thottery.
 
Okay, let's see here.

One, when you're acquitted, the government doesn't get to prosecute you again until they win. This is called double jeopardy.

One little nitpick, that doesn't count when multiple jurisdictions have claim to a case. If the criminal actions of the defendant overlap in two spheres (state and Federal per your example) then it is NOT double jeopardy to try Kyle on (trumped up) Federal charges if he's acquitted at the state level. See below.
Two, the DOJ is not the prosecution here, they are only involved in federal cases and this is a state case.
Unfortunately, due to the wide discretionary power of US Attorneys, anyone who commits a "vanilla" murder can be federally charged with violating the civil rights (life) of the alleged victim and meet the burden of proof needed to just make your life a living hell for another 8 years until you break down and plea out, as any sane person would tire of that shit. Leaving this an avenue of abuse that was widely not touched out of professional/political respect until the courts all got woke in the last 10 years or so.

Should be illegal, but isn't, just scummy and opportunistic.
Five, and this may actually be most important after the first one, removing this case to say, D.C. courts (or Massachusetts) from the "Trumper Trash" running Wisconsin (+0.6 Biden), would not change "legal's perception" as the same exact defense would apply to Rittenhouse there as in Wisconsin. Further, writ large, it would actually benefit him because prosecutors are strongest in their local jurisdictions not defense attorneys!
I have no idea what he meant when he said "legal's" there , if he'd been more clear I could actually pick apart the fact that any way you slice it, he'd be arguing that a "jury of your peers" does not mean those actually affected by your alleged crime, but a coven of cultured elites who've never met you.... which is preposterous to every notion of fair Western law in the last 200 years. But as it is right now? "Legal's" puts this in "not even wrong" territory.
 
Oh good, he's got lots of opinions on this.

Claiming things are obvious grounds for appeal (by prosecutors, not a thing) and misconduct that aren't:
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Robert says out loud that one of his goals is seeing more white people prosecuted rather than seeing less people prosecuted in general:
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Attacking women:
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Isn't that double jeopardy?

The whole part of the 5th amendment is that the prosecution doesn't get to keep trying until the jury votes to convict.
Robert doesn't care. He knows one side is bad (the defense) and one side is good (the prosecution) and he thinks good should always be allowed to win.
 
Chuck Dixon, who has more or less been blacklisted for being a conservative who wrote some of the best Batman stories for like 15 years.
Hell, I'd go to bat and say Dixon is, by volume of quality and output, probably DC's most consistently high quality writer, only rivaled by maybe Marv Wolfman or Mike Grell. Yeah, you might have your artistes like Moore etc but they don't turn out work on multiple titles every month for a decade.
I haven't really been keeping up on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. Let's check Robert's Twitter feed.
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Oh, Robert's advocating for unconstitutional shit., involving the DOJ overreaching and acting on his beliefs. So I'm assuming that it's looking like Kyle will go free.
I really want to create a MovieBob tweet MadLibs now. MovieBob or Nazi except fun for the whole family!
 
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Robert, despite living in the US for his entire adult doesn't even the faintest clue on how anything beyond the basics of US law. He really does think that DOJ has the ability to just sentence anyone he dislikes.
He is, like so many social media addicted brainless parasites of his generation, willfully ignorant of civics and views life through the prism of Harry Potter and capeshit.
 
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Four, Robert is also arguing against jury trials, he instead wants an administrative state where administrators "look at the facts, slam the bars" without any sort of defense provided. This, of course, would harm Blacks and the poor the most.
What Bob wants is the good old Law of 22 that Robespierre installed in the Revolutionary France of old. If you don't know about this, old Robbie enacted this law in order to alleviate the enormous burden on the legal system because of the enormous amount of cases that were pending. This law essentially allowed trials to take place and veredicts to be reached without mundane things like testimony, probable cause, or evidence. Essentially, it would be Bob's ideal trial system.
His is, like so many social media addicted brainless parasites of his generation, willfully ignorant of civics and views life through the prism of Harry Potter and capeshit.
I essentially think it's because a lack of identity and purpouse mixed with a lack of wits and/or proper thinking process. The lack of purpouse is more than evident in Bob, as well as many other people that we see depicted in soyboys. Their only goal is to consoom, only to numb themselves from the dread of knowing that they have nothing important in their lives. This summed with their lack of thinking process makes for them to see everything in the world through the lens of their fandom/pop culture niche. Be it Harry Potter, Star Wars or some other inane mainstream garbage that gets shoved into TV these days.

I truly wish people like this had to spend a month without technology in the middle of the woods. It would be hell for them to not have access to social media. And even less to not being able to consoom.
 
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