Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TigerGoblin]

That comes up a lot. He's also said in other interviews that if he did it then it would've been sub-concious. The problem is it's usually interviewers coming to him to ask about stories he wrote decades ago rather than a thing Lee actively claimed on his own.

Besides actual stories he wrote like Beast's origin contradict it. They directly cite his dad working at a nuclear plant with bad safety regulations for why Hank McCoy is a mutant. There's next to nothing in the Lee run that reflects a Civil Rights influence without stretching.

As a teen, I always figured that the X-Men were hated because the "hated superhero" schtick worked so well for Spider-Man, they tried the same thing with superhero group. It's just more interesting than the "admired superhero" (Superman, FF) or the completely alien monarchy (Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Inhumans)

The entire "this is for civil rights" things became present later but did not take center stage until Brian Singer decided that the X-Men is just emo gays, and everyone cheered him fotr it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I think Bob is saying that if Kyle Rittenhouse was Captain America he wouldn't be Steve Rogers, he would be John Walker.

John Walker? USAgent? The guy who's a hero in his own right even if his methods differ from Cap's?

...uh...burn?

(Also, obligatory: "tell me you didn't read the comics without telling me you didn't read the comics.")

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob's the kind of guy who smokes all your oregano, and talks about how he "was soooo high, bro!"

Bob's the kind of guy who sits in the front pew and sings hymns louder than anyone but rolls his eyes at the collection plate.

Bob's the kind of guy who brings Miller Lite to a party and drinks all your BrewDogs.

Bob's the kind of guy who sees a kid coloring and asks "Hey, you gonna finish that?"

Bob's the kind of guy who goes to the doctor than asks a lawyer for a second opinion.

Bob's the kind of guy who gets tased trying to return a woman's jacket.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Does he mean that Cap is black now? A factoid that only consoomers like Bob know/care about?

So, Bob suggests that every white wearing Captain America costume should use BlackFace?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Like, Yeah, Tim should accept being bald, but holy fuck. This is like Brian Peppers calling Eddy Murphy ugly. I mean, Bob is a legit obese man with bad facial hair who poses in video game and Hawaiian shirts. It’s almost legendary on the hypocrisy scale.

Indeed. I think that Tim could make the bald look work for him whereas Bob is completely hideous in every sense of the word and still somehow be even worse on the inside.

- Bob's that guy who calls himself a ladies' man because the stripper didn't puke during the lapdance.

That is because she passed out from his horrible body odor once she got within a meter of him.

 

[Mola Ram]

That is because she passed out from his horrible body odor once she got within a meter of him.

Funnier rejoinder:

"What lap?"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's that guy who gets annoyed when the girl next door shuts her curtains when getting changed.

Bob's that guy who holds a grudge against you ten years later because you pointed out he was wrong.

Bob's that guy who wishes marital rape was still legal.

Bob's that guy who clogs up public toilets with 5 ass gaskets

Bob's that guy who tries to riff a movie in a theater but only gets as witty as "Saw it coming"

Bob's that guy who drinks a full XXL fountain drink from Speedway to "test" it before filling and paying for a small

 

[Quixotic Man]

I think Bob is saying that if Kyle Rittenhouse was Captain America he wouldn't be Steve Rogers, he would be John Walker.

The Avengers kill people freely in all their movies. We cheer when Iron Man casually vaporizes henchmen. But when a character does it at their lowest point to a terrorist that has super steroids its proof of how terrible they are.

Walker was the only interesting character in that horrible show. A superhero with actual flaws and insecurities was way better than a guy that moped about race and legacy the entire show before doing a stupid "do better" speech.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think Bob is saying that if Kyle Rittenhouse was Captain America he wouldn't be Steve Rogers, he would be John Walker.

The Avengers kill people freely in all their movies. We cheer when Iron Man casually vaporizes henchmen. But when a character does it at their lowest point to a terrorist that has super steroids its proof of how terrible they are.

Walker was the only interesting character in that horrible show. A superhero with actual flaws and insecurities was way better than a guy that moped about race and legacy the entire show before doing a stupid "do better" speech.

lmao so it's even more consoomier than I ever thought.

 

[TigerGoblin]

The Avengers kill people freely in all their movies. We cheer when Iron Man casually vaporizes henchmen. But when a character does it at their lowest point to a terrorist that has super steroids its proof of how terrible they are.

Walker was the only interesting character in that horrible show. A superhero with actual flaws and insecurities was way better than a guy that moped about race and legacy the entire show before doing a stupid "do better" speech.

Bob Chipman cheered Robocop, which turned some henchman to Liquid-Man living the rest of his very short life in terrible agony.
But Jon Walker killing a terrorist? Thats too much!

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob's the Kind of Guy who picks up 5 pizzas for a family gathering and brings 1 to the event.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks a 3 way is using both hands.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks wearing an MCU T-Shirt with a suit jacket will attract the ladies because it makes him look "Hip" and "Professional" at the same time.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks KFC is fine dining.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks KFC is fine dining.

After his Mountain Dew chicken, it certainly is. Can you compare that festering abomination to the fine and crispy delight of KFC?

 

[Boom Boss]

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks a 3 way is using both hands.

That's not the visual I wanted.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Bob's the kind of guy who thinks he is a chad because a broke hooker smiled at him on the street and called him "handsome"

Bob's the kind of guy who berates "weak men" for not handling alcohol but then gets alcohol poisoning from non-alcoholic beer

Bob's the kind of guy who would think he is a famous and influential figure because he has a 4369 page thread on here

 

[UserAccess]

Bob's the Kind of Guy who picks up 5 pizzas for a family gathering and brings 1 to the event.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks a 3 way is using both hands.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks wearing an MCU T-Shirt with a suit jacket will attract the ladies because it makes him look "Hip" and "Professional" at the same time.

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks KFC is fine dining.

Bob's that guy that always brings up how he saw Tool before they were big.

Bob's that guy who tries to count tipping the Grubhub driver as a charitable contribution on his taxes.

Bob's that guy with a Black Lives Matter shirt on but crosses the street when he sees a black guy in the wild.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob's the kind of guy who wears a polo shirt to a wedding- wait a second.

Bob's the kind of guy that even Lindsay Ellis won't fuck- hold up.

Bob's the kind of guy who eats his own culinary disasters- hang on.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob's that guy who thinks a bisexual is a dude who fucks sheep AND goats.

Bob's that guy who thinks Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein got raw deals.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob's that guy who thinks a bisexual is a dude who fucks sheep AND goats.

Bob's that guy who thinks Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein got raw deals.

I have to add to this one

Bob's the Kind of Guy who thinks "Bisexual" is someone who buys their sex.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's that guy who says he's "really seen some shit in the streets" because he once went to a Yankees game and was therefore technically in the South Bronx for three hours.

Bob's that guy who talks the waiter in mangled French ... when he's in an Italian restaurant.

Bob's that guy who thinks Sbarro's qualifies as the aforementioned Italian restaurant.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob makes me angry because even though his life sucks, it's still too good for the likes of him

He should be living in a shitty group home, and he should have a family that's indifferent at best towards him, like Lucas Werner does.