Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr. Duck]

Now i want someone to remake his intro song but with a tuba instead of a sax.

 

[Flexo]

Say what you want about Carl "Party Crasher" Benjamin, he at least has a wife, kids that are probably his, and his own house.
This put's him leagues above Bob.

He'll also willingly take on people who disagree with him.

Bob never talks to anyone he disagrees with if he can't hide behind a block button.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Apples and apple cider? (I suppose I can't complain, I used to dump a can of orange juice concentrate in my carton of orange juice, but that was more because I could take it but it stopped the roommate from nicking it for screwdrivers.) I'm no mixed drinks maven but this looks more like a janky attempt at hard apple cider with a bit of grape and cinnamon flavor.

 

[TowinKarz]

"But their airports are so futuristic looking!"

It's for tourists. It's to impress rubes like you, Bobert.

He probably reaches near-fainting spells of joy whenever some architect releases one of those "concept" models about how thier city/train station/bugpod of the future can be built just like this, tomorrow, for only a mere $5.8 bazillion...

An engineering podcast I listen to mockingly refers to the ubiquitous, shiny, featureless white towers or extruded geometric shapes that show up in those CGI models as made of "pure renderium, a material you can shape into forms that nobody can actually build because they won't stand up in real life and also don't have to explain how they'll live up to zoning and fire codes or make the AC work inside"

It's how we get the UC Bughive with "virtual" windows. "I don't understand why we can't build it this way. No, windows conflict with my vision. What do you mean "fire escapes" ? I thought we made it clear that buildings in 2025 are forbidden by law to burn down..... "

 

[Nod Flenders]

Like, I get that he assumes the Democrats will always win the popular vote. But that only wins them the Presidency. The Republicans can still win the Senate and House and hold back the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Hell, even Democrats like Manchin and Sinema can do that!

Also, eliminating the Electoral College would require an Amendment, which would mean it needs Republican votes in Congress and Republican states' approval.

His plan (he knows he can't fully admit to) to just exterminate all Republicans is actually a more sound plan than his Electoral College one!

His plan on exterminating all Republicans is also not going to happen, just like eliminating the Electoral College. Also, wouldn't exterminating the Republicans involve Bob actually getting off his fat ass, something he never does?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

An engineering podcast I listen to mockingly refers to the ubiquitous white towers that show up in those CGI models as made of "pure renderium, a material you can shape into forms that nobody can actually build because they won't stand up in real life and also don't have to explain how they'll live up to zoning and fire codes or make the AC work inside"

Ha! It's funny, a friend of mine used to run the floor at a custom cabinet place but due to owner incompetence the design staff bailed en masse and they had no replacement, so he got promoted against his will to "Chief designer". Dude whose job was running the CNC and forklift and keeping the new grunts from cutting their fingers off suddenly had to AutoCAD.

If you want to hear vitriol about designers, just listen to him for a bit. His new job meant he was dealing with "fellow" interior designers who'd been hired to design people's kitchens and bathrooms. More than once I heard things like:

Spoiler: 3 paragraphs of cabinet ranting

"The designer put cabinets right against AND over the stove! No gaps! No ventilation! I had to spend a half hour on the phone explaining to the idiot that we're not going to build something that will at best fill the house with the smell of melting melamine and at worst burn the house down!"

"The designer put cabinets along both walls and the fridge in the corner. The fridge is about 35 inches wide and just as deep. He left a hole for the fridge 3 feet by 4 feet. It fits on the overhead plot but you'd have to install the fridge before the cabinets and you'd never be able to open the door. It's not cabinetry, it's a fridge sarcophagus."

"The designer designed these very 'fancy' cabinets. Different sizes of cabinet including too damn small, all very 'arty', using very specific colors that go well together and haven't been sold in years because no one updates their sample books. It's clear a lot of work went in to getting the look in the preview 'perfect'. But there's no way to attach them to anything. No fasteners, and some of the pieces aren't even near a stud. These plans assume a cabinet can be put into place against any section of wall and will just hover there. CAD programs don't simulate gravity or load and the designer never thought of it."

 

[mandatorylurk]

Blob's in good company, Amanda Milius goes hard against everyone who tries to shit talk her. I can only get so erect.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He'll also willingly take on people who disagree with him.

Bob never talks to anyone he disagrees with if he can't hide behind a block button.

Carl also knows how to do basic-level research, something that eludes Moviebob.

Also to be fair, I'm sure that even Ian "Rosenbaum did nothing wrong" Kochinski could run circles around Moviebob in a debate.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

What's funny about Bob worshipping the modern Democratic party as the heralds of the SOUP-EAR-EEYORE FOO-TURE is that even the NY Times, the holy Mecca of modern corporate Neo-liberalism, just put out an article say that blue states were the thing holding back progress, not red states. They pointed out the massive disparity in wealth, the high levels of poverty and crime, the crippling high real estate prices with no safeguards, the dismal funding for education, and the general social and infrastructural decay among many, many other things that are making blue states horribly places to live in recent years.

Bob would probably see this article and it would snap his dorito-dusted pea brain in half.

Wrong friendo all those problems are only because the cities are stuck supporting the mayo ghoul wasteland. If we got rid of the electoral college, Congress and exterminated all the MAGA chuds all these problems would fix themselves overnight.

 

[glib]

Blob's in good company, Amanda Milius goes hard against everyone who tries to shit talk her. I can only get so erect.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Even then it wouldn't. Lawful Evil people follow the law, even if it would mess with their plans at the end of the day. Sure, they'll do everything they can to change it or twist it to their own benefit, but at the end of the day a LE that hates Rittenhouse would NEVER, EVER go against the double jeopardy rule beyond petitioning it to be changed or become a bureaucrat to change it or at the least creating a disciplined riot force (so not Antifa or BLM) to voice their displeasure. Bob has no respect for any actual laws that don't benefit him directly, and since he believes he'll never need it, he's all for ignoring double jeopardy or even any law that he personally finds inconvenient. At the same time, he isn't really against the concept of laws, but again it should all be in service to what he wants, disqualifying him from the Chaotic end.

tl:dr: GTFO with these LE cold takes, Bob's NE.

Bob is clearly Neutral good. Dude
Neutral- has no bias but the truth
Good- wants the world to be a better place.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Bob never talks to anyone he disagrees with if he can't hide behind a block button.

The few times he's swung at people, they swung back harder. Razorfist, for example, verbally eviscerated him.

But you're absolutely right, Bob will never directly confront anyone he disagrees with.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Blob's in good company, Amanda Milius goes hard against everyone who tries to shit talk her. I can only get so erect.

It's about time Seth Rogen had his own thread. What a sad, pathetic excuse of a "man" trying to be confrontational with just about everyone he deems "beneath" his supposed intellect. Basically MovieBob with an actual career in cinema. And 100 pounds lighter.

 

[TigerGoblin]

The few times he's swung at people, they swung back harder. Razorfist, for example, verbally eviscerated him.

Did they actually interact? Or are you referring to the MovieBob video that Razorfist made all those years back?

 

[Wormy]

He'll also willingly take on people who disagree with him.

Bob never talks to anyone he disagrees with if he can't hide behind a block button.

If you can't even live up to the abyssmal standard of Sargon Gamergate 2.0, it's time to pack it in diaper boy.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It's about time Seth Rogen had his own thread. What a sad, pathetic excuse of a "man" trying to be confrontational with just about everyone he deems "beneath" his supposed intellect. Basically MovieBob with an actual career in cinema. And 100 pounds lighter.

Seth getting Metoo'd is also not a matter of "if" but "when".

If you can't even live up to the abyssmal standard of Sargon Gamergate 2.0, it's time to pack it in diaper boy.

Yeah getting Trump to tweet about GamerGate is a dumb idea, but it's still a better idea than legalizing child porn.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

There is something I noticed about Bob and I wanted to ask you about this. Notice these two screenshots:



These and that "This is all to promote Eternals" statement on the real telescope images got me to thinking
Can it be that Bob dislikes real science? Whenever he is confronted with anything resembling real thought and researc, I never see him interested or curious or having any awe and wonder. Instead, he has this sarcastic disdain for anything resmbling the sciences. Sarcastic weird jokes. Even loathing a fish for the crime of existing.
Why do you think Bob hates science (the real one, not comic book one) so much?




In an unrelated note:

It's not directly MCU thing and gamers like it. Bob will hate this.

Because real science does two things he hates:

1. its boring and hard for him to understand, which makes him feel dumb.

2. It disproves the future he wants and calls it infeasible.

Therefore real science is for the obsolete.

So bets on how long until we reach 5000? If we get another Linsey situation it could probably only take two or three months.

Yeah I can see it happening around March or April next year. We'll probably get one more big incident but it'll just be Bob being Bob.

Did they actually interact? Or are you referring to the MovieBob video that Razorfist made all those years back?

I think it's the video. But since that was in response to a shallow parody of him, I'd say it counts.

 

[Cantercoin]

Bob is clearly Neutral good. Dude
Neutral- has no bias but the truth
Good- wants the world to be a better place.

I'm not sure if you're trying to be contrarian or you are a genuine paste eater but blobbert is neither of those things. For one thing he's been known to downplay or outright fabricate lies to make his own shit look good like his overt simping for Hillary Clinton. Also I'm not sure where exactly wanting the most awful things happen to your political opponents, just short of having their children raped in front of them although I bet blob's got a tweet or two that's almost exactly that, constitutes as "good"

 

[Positron]

So it look there were just 5 adults; Katie and husband weren't coming.

 

[Tronathon242]

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For God's sake, Bob, don't you own a decent shirt? No wonder you'll never get a woman. If you showed up looking like that any anyone's house, the father would kick you out before the turkey could hit the table and tell you to never speak to their daughter again.