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you dont do anything productive with your live blobbo, at least shit out your retarded videos on time fml
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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For his spiel about cutting out politically-obsolete family members and making their lives unlivable "for catharsis", the butterball turkey gets roasted some more:
And the stuffing is pretty meagre:
Bobby would much rather treat the likes of these as family:
Freedom is subservience. Get your jabs!
New York Mag (archive) imagines that children vaccination and oral drugs will put an end to covid; Bobby imagines otherwise:
Richard Dawkins encroaches on Bobby territory: pop culture.
I'm confused as well. How would a movement's spokesman getting amused by a sitcom consign the movement to "low status"? At any rate being associated with clownshows like March For Science did more harm to atheism than Dawkin's tweets.
A movement's success, on the contrary, should be measured by how effectively they repel Peter Coffin:
Just quit when you are quitting.
Black Panther recast speculations. Bobby is very good at reading popular sentiments:
If another actor plays Batman for Nolan, the white boys will immolate themselves!
Dob Chipman:
And the stuffing is pretty meagre:
Bobby would much rather treat the likes of these as family:
Freedom is subservience. Get your jabs!
New York Mag (archive) imagines that children vaccination and oral drugs will put an end to covid; Bobby imagines otherwise:
Richard Dawkins encroaches on Bobby territory: pop culture.
I'm confused as well. How would a movement's spokesman getting amused by a sitcom consign the movement to "low status"? At any rate being associated with clownshows like March For Science did more harm to atheism than Dawkin's tweets.
A movement's success, on the contrary, should be measured by how effectively they repel Peter Coffin:
Just quit when you are quitting.
Black Panther recast speculations. Bobby is very good at reading popular sentiments:
If another actor plays Batman for Nolan, the white boys will immolate themselves!
Dob Chipman:
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BOB: I told you; Whatever's left, you can have it!
FAM: But there's nothing left...There's never anything left.
FAM: But there's nothing left...There's never anything left.
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What is a person?
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That's a fairly small amount of thanksgiving food, I'd say? Maybe they should've cooked more if they wanted a share.BOB: I told you; Whatever's left, you can have it!
FAM: But there's nothing left...There's never anything left.
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"Uncle Bob, please don't eat the cranberry sauce right out of the can again."
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If you're the type of person who believes that not kissing your ass and validating your every decision is somehow a life-threatening act, then you deserve the constant misery that your malfunctioning brain welcomes into your life. And if all these tranny friends of Bob wanted was to live in peace, I'd be down for that, but they don't. They want to force everyone to say and do what they want, and to make it a crime to reject their assertions. The fact that they won't let their relatives visit for Thanksgiving even if said relatives stay silent about politics or sexuality, just shows how dishonest they are. What if your family members think you're doing something self-destructive and want to save you from it? What if they still love you? Well, tough shit, says Bob. They still have to die because they vote for the wrong party.
What am I thankful for this Thanksgiving? I'm thankful that I'm not, and never will be, Bob Chipman.
What am I thankful for this Thanksgiving? I'm thankful that I'm not, and never will be, Bob Chipman.
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Taking off on this point, I understand many families (like mine) outsource the dinner since making the whole feast is a lot of work. By this I mean, the host will do the turkey and stuffing usually, then Uncle Jack and Aunt Hilda bring the corn casserole, Cousin Roy does the green beans, etc. What do you think Bob would contribute?BOB: I told you; Whatever's left, you can have it!
FAM: But there's nothing left...There's never anything left.
Hahahaha! We all know he brought his appetite and horked down more food than anyone else.
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Constant praise is exhausting. I'm not saying constant self-deprecation is any better, but there's got to be a better way to live than just the extremes.
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Lee Fang, successful progressive journalist: "There are more important things in life than temporary and fleeting partisan politics. I think we should cherish our human relationships."
Robert Chipman, random YouTuber: "Never. You should permanently reject anyone whodisagrees with you on is wrong about anything. And they should be murdered. Not by me, personally, but like the police or military or something. I am a morally good person and superior to all."
Robert Chipman, random YouTuber: "Never. You should permanently reject anyone who
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I miserable little pile of secrets and hypertension...... if you're Bob.
All in moderation, Young Grasshopper
For misery may love company, company does not love misery.
TL : DR - Single-issue personalities are the worst.
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Ok this food list activated my autism.
I sure hope to shit they didn't stuff the turkey with BOTH types of dressing (stuffing). They have two ovens, they could just do the stuffing in pans in the other oven; it takes longer to roast a turkey with stuffing. Also it soaks up a lot of the juices THE JUICES [/Gordon Ramsay].
I sure hope he got that Butterball at 99 cents a pound or less. Nowadays at least around here, the Butterball is the more expensive option - I haven't seen butterballs on sale for several decades. Hell, even a non-butterball, you can open a pocket in the skin near the base of the breast tip with a chopstick or dinner knife and shove herbed butter up in there and seal it up with metal skewers and it'd be cheaper and better than shelling out 2-3 bux a pound for "Butterball" (if it wasn't on sale). When you're so hurting for cash that you're e-begging on the regular, and you DON'T go for the 99c/lb (and under) turkeys, you have only yourself to blame, Chris.
Those peas look gross, like they came out of a damn can. But even if they came out of a freezer bag, ew. Why did they need peas on top of everything else? The carrots and canned or frozen nooblets of corn (which is way better than canned or frozen peas) should have been enough.
I will guarantee you that he'll screw up "popovers" ("Yorkshire Pudding") the first time out. They'll deflate like balloons, lol.
IDK about creamed onions but that sounds gross.
Bob is legit insane here, thinking that disappearing entire theoretical MAGA towns in fantastical ways and salting the earth is in any way going to get rid of the mayoghoul question. Even if it could happen, it doesn't guarantee that nobody else will get redpilled into being Republican/MAGA/right-wing. While it's not as common as kids in right wing families rebelling and going left wing, there's definitely a small phenomenon of kids raised in left wing families going right wing, just for the rebellion factor. Face it, Bob, you can't eliminate them all, any more than you think the Mayonnaise Wasteland Ghouls could get rid of all the gays once and for all. They'll keep popping up like mushrooms even if you thought you "got them all". Bob would have to go full Minority Report to even get close to eradicating those to the right of Joe Biden.
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This man is so incredibly dumb.
What is an "anti-vaxxer" district? One with a Congressmember who is anti-vax? There's like two of them total, a handful at most. How about a Congressional District where less than 50% of the population has gotten at least one shot? Okay, but there's still not that many. And a few are Democrats, like Rashida Tlaib (47.6%) so goodbye to one of the most progressive members of Congress, a 56% Black district and a whole shitload of Muslims. Not to mention a huge chunk of Detroit, a 78% Black city. (Boston is only 23% Black.) Good job clearing out the Mayo Ghouls there Bob.
And I'll yet again point out that COVID is and remains a global pandemic. The newest famous variant is out of South Africa. Robert continues to think that killing more Americans will somehow stop this. (When he's not bemoaning how many Americans have died to attack White Trash America.)
Actually even better. Goodbye to Bill Keating's district (43.9%):
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Why does Bobby insist on blowing the popularity of Black Panther completely out of proportion?
Black Panther is not as big as Superman, and he never will be.
He's not even the most popular character in the MCU.
Black Panther is not as big as Superman, and he never will be.
He's not even the most popular character in the MCU.
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Look what youve done. You made me agree with Bob!
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Said it before, the ONLY MCU character which does not need the MCU to sell tickets is Peter Parker
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If anything, the MCU is actually a detriment to Spiderman.
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Bob is a Believer™ in the media narrative that Black Panther was groundbreaking for being the "first black superhero movie".
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Black Panther wasn't even that great.
Aside from the novelty of an almost all black cast, and having one of the better MCU villains, it's really just another MCU movie in a sea of them.
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Robert: "look at how basically impossible it's been for Warner Bros to get people to accept [anyone other than Christopher Reeves as Superman]"
Henry Cavill seems pretty well accepted as Superman. At least anecdotally after some minor backlash with the original casting. (Like seemingly every casting.) Just from the box office he's the most popular Superman, Man of Steel made $668 million, BvS made $874 million, despite everything the Whedon Justice League made $658 million. Only the first Reeves movie is likely close after adjusting for inflation.
I don't know if Cavill will ever actually play the role again because WB probably won't make a Superman/Justice League movie for a while, but he's said as recently as a couple weeks ago that he's totally up for it.
Henry Cavill seems pretty well accepted as Superman. At least anecdotally after some minor backlash with the original casting. (Like seemingly every casting.) Just from the box office he's the most popular Superman, Man of Steel made $668 million, BvS made $874 million, despite everything the Whedon Justice League made $658 million. Only the first Reeves movie is likely close after adjusting for inflation.
I don't know if Cavill will ever actually play the role again because WB probably won't make a Superman/Justice League movie for a while, but he's said as recently as a couple weeks ago that he's totally up for it.
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Now if only they'll let Cavill play Supes and not Doc Manhattan in the Synder movies.
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