Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Vodyanik]

That conspiracy chart is complete bullshit (quick evidence: "George Soros" is on there but "Koch Brothers" isn't. It's not a conspiracy theory when we do it guize!) but at the very least spawned some funny redesignsView attachment 2766535
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I just want a modern day version of Deus Ex that incorporates all this shit.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Robert, personally I'm on your side in the SUPERIOR FUTURE of unfettered abortion rights, but could you link to some of these works of SCIENCE and BIOLOGY that speak to the morality and ethics of how abortion is a "neutral-to-positive medical thing" instead of murder? Thanks, a fan.

If anything, Bob forgets that people that think and plan ahead usually don't have abortions because they plan ahead and know that there are many ways in which you can avoid getting a woman pregnant. If you don't want a pregnancy to impact your career and your future, it's easy to not get prengant thanks to the many resources available to the masses that are produced in this day and age. Or is Bob implying that condoms and the pill don't work and therefore, you should abort all the time.

As well, i'm kind of the person that thinks that people should suffer the consequences of their actions, be it for better or for worse (in this case, i know it would be bad for the parents and worse for the children). But people seem to forget that you have ways to prevent a pregnancy and you can still give your child up for adoption for a family that might not be able to have kids and want to have one. Abortions should be available for certain cases (rape, child not living after birth...) but you shouldn't be able to kill your unborn kid just because you can't deal with it or you want to keep riding the dick carousel.

 

[Positron]

You know what Science has long concluded to be harmful? Fast food, especially in fairly small portions for an average sized "person".


And even when it comes to abortion, modern medicine and science have revealed that the early fetus is subjected to more suffering during the process than we previously believed (Thread by Grazie Pozo Christie, M.D.)

The world can lose a cardiac surgeon who developed a new kind of artificial heart valves; the world can lose a practicing radiologist who draws her conclusion from science and ethics. What the world can't lose is a capeshit connoisseur who makes such eloquent use of animated gifs.


"Soul" is a contentious issue throughout the history of Christianity (e.g. even the interpretation of the greek word pneuma would fill whole libraries), but to claim that "the unbreathed fetus having soul is a modern concept" is ridiculous. Middle-age clergies are known to baptize each vesicle in a hydatidiform mole, which cannot breathe.


And personhood ends when Bobby sets eyes on your tweets. For Bobby's conception of "personhood", please refer to this screenshot by JayHarrison. Here's his conclusion to that thread:




National Conservativism equals Nazi:



He is just grotesque.

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Hey lady! There's a sizzling lesbun nun movie in town that I want you to see...


An Angel's kiss:


A rare crossover with Oliver Lennard. Bobby is noting but an ambitious social climber.


Bobby discusses with Luke about the queer subtext in movies starring Jodie Foster:


Bobby had actually interviewed Jodie Foster and was intimated by her:

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Bobby claims authority on the apostrophe. The fucking apostrophe of all things. He's gotta be shitting us.

What Bobby refers to has a proper name: "greengrocer's apostrophe", but his field of reference is limited to cartoons.

In the second part of his combo hit, Bobby tears off his opponent's scholarly mask to reveal the Wiki-kiddie beneath:

If you have to google, I'd much rather you google Neo-Aristotelianism than Peggy Carter (although I just googled that; damn my inconsistency!)

Bobby has tweeted far less in the past two days than his normally does. Something is not right.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

You know what Science has long concluded to be harmful? Fast food, especially in fairly small portions for an average sized "person"?

Holy shit, this made me laugh. It's incredible how much joy seeing Bob rage and froth at the mouth can bring someone.

That aside, the inmense defensiveness and insecurity that Bob shows when someone points out that his lifestyle is unhealthy and contrarian to the science is a treat to behold. As well, it shows his incredible pettiness that something like this can make him so angry. Plus, no matter how hard he tries, the beetus will be an eternal reminder of his unhealthyness.

National Conservativism equals Nazi:

The lack of value of the word "nazi" is lost on people like Bob. In this day and age, an Nazi for almost everyone is just someone who doesn't adhere to your deranged political beliefs and you hate them for it. Libtards and people like Bob cannot even wrap their head around the fact that by still calling people they don't like Nazis is as useful as throwing wet paper on a raging fire.

If at least he called them subhumans or mayo ghouls, it would be a nice change of pace.

 

[The tired cat]

I'll say, so far Bobo's only tweet that got me laughing was his retarded take on Resident Evil. The rest, however? The dude is like a broken record that can keep spinning that one crappy song.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You know what Science has long concluded to be harmful? Fast food, especially in fairly small portions for an average sized "person".
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Dang, he was so mad about this one he went with both "not a person" and "Karen" to attack a woman for saying something he didn't like.

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"Anyone telling you the solution is for any nation or people to turn inward and build walls rather than unify is a Nazi waiting for their Reichstag"

Wait, aren't you the guy constantly talking about how others aren't actually people deserving of any humanity who should be walled off from accessing the SUPERIOR FUTURE (ideally through their mass deaths) and who spends many of his days attacking people who promote efforts to unify people rather than dividing them into Perfect and Should Be Killed?

 

[Mr. Duck]

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Someone should keep a list of all the Marvel predictions that Boebert has gotten wrong.

I just thought about something- one of the villains in Wolfenstein 3D is an overweight Nazi general named Fettgesicht (Fat face). Wouldn't take too much sprite editing, if any artistes wanted to have some fun at Bob's expense.

If i had time i would do the remaining sprites, and put them in a Doom mod.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hey Blobby in case you see this next time you have a wank fest about Jodie Foster just remember next time you see Mel Gibson at an awards show just know he's a guest of Jodie Foster look it up fatty.

Yup Jodie Foster and RDJ the Godfather of the MCU are Mel's biggest supporters in Hollywood.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

We all know that Moviebob is a deranged fuckwad long overdue for a one-way trip to the looney bin, but this tirade made my blood boil more than anything he's ever written (and my blood pressure's already too high as it is)...
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"I was all like lol jk for a decade about the same joke but recent developments have made me think of changing my stance"
lol fuck off Lord of Lynn not even your most die hard of supporters have ever bought the "I was just joking" defense.

And personhood ends when Bobby sets eyes on your tweets. For Bobby's conception of "personhood", please refer to this screenshot by JayHarrison. Here's his conclusion to that thread:

Tubby Hitler was soooooooo anticipating the attention I mean fallout from his rant that he preemptively cut off the GQPers off at the pass... and his interactions are basically where they were when he posted this 12 hours ago.

Spoiler: No Adam Baldwin attention for you!

There are only two quote tweets on the entire thread. I don't what happened with the other one. I saw it when I was putting this together but when I went back to capture it it was gone. I promise you it was pretty much the same as the captured quote tweet, a casual dismissal calling him a fascist or fat or both.

Even when he purposefully tries to be as inflammatory as possible he fails. There's no outrage here. People are not frothing at the mouth because Bob, again, is calling for the wholesale removal of chunks of the population. If I had to guess, any pundit worth their salt is, one, not going to see this because Bob is so insignificant or, two, reads the whole thread and goes "this is bait", or, three, reads the whole thread and goes "Oh no he's retarded I can't talk about him!". All three are not mutually exclusive. I honestly think that this is attention whoring. If you look at the tweet that set this all off

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1466208324492443659

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That one quote tweet is him and there's only one reply

HE CALLED HIM GYM! GET REKT AND BUCKDIE JORDAN!
Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, you may remember was highlighted when the movie Shang Chi desperately tried to make itself a thing. Tyler passed on picking up a plushy of the thing with two butts and could not find peace until he drove all the way back to his local Target and bought one. He showed all his friends online his pure joy from consooming. This is the attention Bob's getting, attention from man children and troons who are using their disposable income on something other than him. Forgive me as I don't remember who pointed it out but he pointed out that Bob got a big bump in supporters in January because of the Capitol riots. We're almost a year from that point, it's Christmas time, and how's he doing?

Shaboom! Lost over a hundred bucks in a day. Even if you add in his social blade things aren't looking that good.

You either tack on $72 bucks for a month's work or a thousand. That's some wild discrepancy right there. He's only got one other source of income that I'm aware of and...

He's fresh out of trite to sell. *sadtrombone.WAV*

I'm not saying that he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. We've got over a decade of him saying the same pseudo-genocidal stuff. I suggesting that the way everything is phrased, the fact that it wasn't a drunk post, and the addition of the ending "bring it" zinger leads me to believe that he was hoping for an outrage rush which in turn would cause a deluge of sympathy bucks to come pouring in. No one's biting the bait because his whole rationale for his stance is "I h8 u ur dum." and no one outside of us is even going to pay attention to that.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob's been sorta iffy on what should happen to PeeOhCees in the Wasteland.
On one hand, I've heard him tweet that the Wasteland should be given to Persons of Colors (and presumably they will be the ones doing the minecrafting of whitey, he hopes? I guess? But what if they don't WANT to?) and all the infrastructure will be controlled by PeeOhCees, while the Mayonnaiseghoulen will be dispossessed, homeless, and living off-grid in their own filth, presumably in sod hovels that get razed every other week by enraged flamethrower-bearing acolytes of the Church of Bob.

On the other hand, I get the sense that another option he's considered is rescuing the PeeOhCees from the Wasteland and settling them in coastal Brainland while the Mayonnaiseghoulen Question is resolved, and then after that, those PeeOhCees who want to then go into the Wasteland and live there, will be free to do so without becoming collateral damage in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah Crusade.

Bob's "plan" is to erect a wall, two walls, actually.

One along the Mississippi's western bank, and one on the Continental Divide, and have it painted in letters visible from a quarter mile that say "Here Be Dragons, None Shall Pass" and just leave it as flyover area, whose contents is rumored to be the foulest beasts and darkest forests of cruelest fates that one should never go down in as no rescue will be sent...


Ironic for a "thinker"

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I regret I shall never know the story behind this.

Shaboom! Lost over a hundred bucks in a day. Even if you add in his social blade things aren't looking that good.

How? I get Bob losing money but a notable percentage all at once? This an end of month thing? Did everyone just decide to clean out their Patreon at the same time to free up some cash for Christmas? Or did he do something singularly odious?

 

[TowinKarz]

Will Bob end up hating reality and human nature?

He already does, his entire world view from which his politics and socioeconomic theory of mind follow is that the world is smaller than him. That HE should be in charge.

His anger springs from the fact the world constantly irritates him with it's insolence to stop doing what it does and listen to HIM. HE believes himself bigger (figuratively) than the sum total of humanity. (he may literally get there if he keeps gulping down Big Macs and craft beer)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You actually introduced me to my favorite conspiracy on the Witchblr thread. Varg's fucking schizo "Christianity is a Jewish plot to destroy the "Aryan race"".

Spoiler: Varg Vikerness vs Christianity

From what I've gathered through Varg's vlogs he believes that Christianity is a filthy middle eastern virus that spread throughout a pure untainted pagan Europe replacing the native European traditions with the ramblings of a sandniggo jew. Anything good the church has done for the nations of Europe he will counter with childish photos of the pope kissing some immigrants feet or the church supporting brown people. Rape in Rotherham? Christ cucks let this happen. Swedes letting themselves become a minority in their own nation? It's the Christians! None of this would have happened if we all dressed in fairy robes in the woods and prayed to Thor! It's his favorite scapegoat, probably to try and justify burning down 800 year old churches rich with Norwegian history. Dude makes some great music though.

 

[Flexo]

Bob's been sorta iffy on what should happen to PeeOhCees in the Wasteland.
On one hand, I've heard him tweet that the Wasteland should be given to Persons of Colors (and presumably they will be the ones doing the minecrafting of whitey, he hopes? I guess? But what if they don't WANT to?) and all the infrastructure will be controlled by PeeOhCees, while the Mayonnaiseghoulen will be dispossessed, homeless, and living off-grid in their own filth, presumably in sod hovels that get razed every other week by enraged flamethrower-bearing acolytes of the Church of Bob.

On the other hand, I get the sense that another option he's considered is rescuing the PeeOhCees from the Wasteland and settling them in coastal Brainland while the Mayonnaiseghoulen Question is resolved, and then after that, those PeeOhCees who want to then go into the Wasteland and live there, will be free to do so without becoming collateral damage in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah Crusade.

I think he'll want the Powers That Be to concentrate on liquidating the "racist whites" ('racist = Republican', not necessarily 'racist = Uses The Hard R and wants to gas the darkies') before he gets around to dealing with the Believers among the PeeOhCees. That's a quiet part he's so far managed to not say out loud.

What's really funny is how many minorities out there you can find who are "believers" by Bob's metric. In fact they can often be just as bad towards others as white trash.

Always wish we could get a saga of this fact being pushed on him past the point of denial and watch him try to square the circle.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

When I was eighteen years old, I once made a joke about women not being people. I don't remember the joke, but it must have been somewhat funny because several of my friends immediately started repeating it. After the second or third repetition of the joke, it completely lost all of its humor and started to feel a little too insulting. After that night, I vowed not to make "group x aren't actually people" jokes ever again because they're simplistic, unoriginal, and age horribly. I don't even say things like "trannies aren't people" because I feel like it just doesn't have the punch I'd want it to have.

Now, I'm not a comedic genius and I can't give anyone comedic advice, but I do think that its a bit telling that MovieBob's favorite insult is so unoriginal that it can't even be repeated in a way that's actually funny. It's actually kinda sad.

 

[Flexo]

Bob wants to have his cake and eat it too (insert fat joke here). He flaunts his Catholic upbringing as giving him an air of authority on religious matters while simultaneously spouting all the euphoric atheist crap he can to show how enlightened he is to not be bound by some backwards religious standards. And when he gets called out on being an obnoxious atheist asshole, he retreats back to his shell of "lapsed Catholic" as if that neuters the fedora-tipping accusations, then immediately starts vomiting up more utterly loathsome statements like these.

I do have to thank him, the lawyers for the plaintiffs, and Sotomayor for saying the quiet part out loud today. When the pro-abortion side of the argument seems to gleefully revel in the act, it drastically increases public opposition. I'm no "wahmens should be babbymakers locked in the kitchen all their lives" type, but as someone who generally feels that abortion should be safe but rare, comments like Bob's really get under my skin. And he thinks he's part of the good guys.

Now I'm just a simple robot who hasn't kept up with all the latest updates, but are women just getting pregnant walking around the streets?

As long as abortion is around, child support seems a bit unfair.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How? I get Bob losing money but a notable percentage all at once? This an end of month thing? Did everyone just decide to clean out their Patreon at the same time to free up some cash for Christmas? Or did he do something singularly odious?

I believe that it's an end of month thing. People just cancel their subscription but let it run through the month.

There's a little bit of a fluctuation during the month but once the first rolls around you can see a very clear water fall.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler: Moviebob Wars: Attack of the Tradcaths

You actually introduced me to my favorite conspiracy on the Witchblr thread. Varg's fucking schizo "Christianity is a Jewish plot to destroy the "Aryan race"".

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around how stupid a concept that is.

Pharisaic Judaism has fixed laws which Gentiles living in Eretz Yisroel who don't adopt Judaism would have to follow under a Jewish theocracy - they're called the Noahide Laws. One of those laws condemns "idol worship and polytheism", which, according to them, includes Christianity. The idea that Pharisaic Judaism, one of the most legalistic religions out there, to the point where Jews see carrying your keys in your pocket on a Saturday to be a sin on the same level as murder, would just choose to ignore these laws is ridiculous. It gets even stupider when you consider that Judaism was, until the Middle Ages, relatively willing to proselytise to Gentiles (how else do you think the Khazars or Ethiopians converted?). It would make absolutely no sense for Jews to preach "idol worship" to Gentiles when plenty of them were willing to convert to Judaism proper. Heck, I'm sure Nero's wife was a Jewish convert.

"You shall not murder a child by abortion, nor kill a child at birth." - the Didache.

The Didache was written around 50 years after the death of Christ. It is by no means a modern religious invention and Christians throughout the ages have said that children inside the womb should have the same protections as those outside. While some Christians did believe that ensoulment happened during the pregnancy and didn't happen at conception, there was never a Christian author who believed that abortion was ever licit.

 

[King Dead]

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"I was all like lol jk for a decade about the same joke but recent developments have made me think of changing my stance"
lol fuck off Lord of Lynn not even your most die hard of supporters have ever bought the "I was just joking" defense.

Tubby Hitler was soooooooo anticipating the attention I mean fallout from his rant that he preemptively cut off the GQPers off at the pass... and his interactions are basically where they were when he posted this 12 hours ago.

Spoiler: No Adam Baldwin attention for you!

There are only two quote tweets on the entire thread. I don't what happened with the other one. I saw it when I was putting this together but when I went back to capture it it was gone. I promise you it was pretty much the same as the captured quote tweet, a casual dismissal calling him a fascist or fat or both.
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Even when he purposefully tries to be as inflammatory as possible he fails. There's no outrage here. People are not frothing at the mouth because Bob, again, is calling for the wholesale removal of chunks of the population. If I had to guess, any pundit worth their salt is, one, not going to see this because Bob is so insignificant or, two, reads the whole thread and goes "this is bait", or, three, reads the whole thread and goes "Oh no he's retarded I can't talk about him!". All three are not mutually exclusive. I honestly think that this is attention whoring. If you look at the tweet that set this all off

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1466208324492443659

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HE CALLED HIM GYM! GET REKT AND BUCKDIE JORDAN!
Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, you may remember was highlighted when the movie Shang Chi desperately tried to make itself a thing. Tyler passed on picking up a plushy of the thing with two butts and could not find peace until he drove all the way back to his local Target and bought one. He showed all his friends online his pure joy from consooming. This is the attention Bob's getting, attention from man children and troons who are using their disposable income on something other than him. Forgive me as I don't remember who pointed it out but he pointed out that Bob got a big bump in supporters in January because of the Capitol riots. We're almost a year from that point, it's Christmas time, and how's he doing?
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You either tack on $72 bucks for a month's work or a thousand. That's some wild discrepancy right there. He's only got one other source of income that I'm aware of and...
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He's fresh out of trite to sell. *sadtrombone.WAV*

I'm not saying that he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. We've got over a decade of him saying the same pseudo-genocidal stuff. I suggesting that the way everything is phrased, the fact that it wasn't a drunk post, and the addition of the ending "bring it" zinger leads me to believe that he was hoping for an outrage rush which in turn would cause a deluge of sympathy bucks to come pouring in. No one's biting the bait because his whole rationale for his stance is "I h8 u ur dum." and no one outside of us is even going to pay attention to that.

How? I get Bob losing money but a notable percentage all at once? This an end of month thing? Did everyone just decide to clean out their Patreon at the same time to free up some cash for Christmas? Or did he do something singularly odious?

To be fair, this is something that happens with pretty much any Patreon at the beginning of the month. Credit cards reach their expiration date or various pledges aren't updated for whatever reason, so the first of the month pretty much always shows a sudden drop in support. Hell, you can look at anti-Bob Critical Drinker's stats and see the same thing (as an update, Drinker's making almost $600 more monthly than Bob with 50 fewer patrons, and that latter gap is quickly closing).

That said, Bob's Patreon is continuing its fairly rapid decline, especially compared to the last time his stats were this low. As a reminder, his previous peak was back in August 2018, where about 1800 patrons were giving him $4600 monthly. From there, a slow but steady drop in support as Bob did nothing to grow his Patreon, assured in the knowledge that the Escapist would always have his back. This drop continued until October 2020, when the Escapist shitcanned him for the final time and disabused him of that notion, and he reached a low of about 1150 patrons and just over $3000 a month. Two years to drop 650 patrons and $1600/month.

Well, Bob immediately put out a pitybeg in his next video, and somehow that actually convinced people he was worth subscribing to again. Within days, he skyrocketed back up in support, and by the end of the month he was back up to that $4600 level, albeit with significantly fewer patrons to get there, only about 300 or so. Still, 300 more people forking over an average of about $5/month, Bob must've been riding high.

And then the Lindsay Ellis blowout happened in November 2020, killing his upward momentum full stop. Admittedly, it had already begun to taper, but he quickly shed some support, losing almost 100 patrons between November and December. And from there, a little over a year on, he's lost over 300 patrons and $1300/month. He's almost done in a year what it previously took two years of slow bleeding to do. He's flirting with dropping below $3000/month again like he was a year ago, and he hasn't had this few patrons since May 2017.

Now, December is usually a decent time for most Patreons as people start a short pledge or fork over a little extra temporarily for a "Christmas gift," so don't go grave-dancing yet. Still, this is a good indicator of Bob's continually declining support, and an illustration of how precarious his position is. With Youtube adbux not paying out nearly as much as they used to, and no more consistent "job" for income (I doubt MatPat is giving him much for his Wikipedia browsing), Patreon is pretty much it for Bob's finances. Every patron lost is a bigger hit than it was a few years ago, and his continuing failure to get with the times and improve his craft is not attracting replacements for those he loses. I mean, it's stupid that there are over 1100 people who still think he's worth giving money to, but if there's anything I've learned, there's always a bigger idiot.

(Semi-ninja'd by @Ralph Barnhardt, but that's what happens when you take a half hour to painstakingly analyze Bob's Patreon.)

Now I'm just a simple robot who hasn't kept up with all the latest updates, but are women just getting pregnant walking around the streets?

As long as abortion is around, child support seems a bit unfair.

The pro-abortion arguments have gotten increasingly hyperbolic and downright offensive over the years, such that the implication is that without abortion being available anywhere and anytime, a woman will have to be chained down by a pregnancy, give up all her hopes and dreams, and spend the rest of her life in the kitchen. They truly seem to believe that a child is the absolute worst thing that can be inflicted on a woman and want to do anything to prevent that "suffering" from happening. It's gotten to the point that I wouldn't be surprised to see them one day bathe themselves in blood and demand more fetal sacrifices to Moloch on the steps of the Supreme Court. And I'm only half-joking.

Birth control exists for both men and women. Barring rapes, you can pretty easily avoid having children if you don't want to; they may not be 100% effective, but they're damn close. If you get pregnant (again, barring rapes), it was pretty much entirely through your choice. I believe that you shouldn't be able to cry victim after the fact and dodge responsibility for your actions, and this goes for the man as well. As Barrett pointed out, adoption is always available if you don't want to raise the child yourself, and I find that a much better solution for rape pregnancies than abortion (since you're applying fault to the fetus for a crime they had no part in).

But setting aside the abortion debate which is probably better discussed elsewhere, like I said, Bob can keep shouting the quiet part aloud for all I care. He does more for the pro-life cause than many of its most passionate defenders.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

in response to @King Dead, I'm old enough to remember when abortion was needed to be safe but rare but as you correctly point out

The pro-abortion arguments have gotten increasingly hyperbolic and downright offensive over the years

Consider the following!

I struggle to think of a phrase more disgusting and reprehensible than "abortion is love". This is something that Bob could fully get behind if not for it's Bob style of chunkheaded tone deafness. Thankfully the NWLC, which is part of the "I'm now sorry that I fucked Harvey Weinstein to get a role" Time's Up legal defense fund, got properly ratio'd.

So there's still some hope I suppose.

I wonder how someone could say something so incredibly stupid that it could possibly be mistaken as a Bob take, or *visibly shudders* a lesser brother take, without being him? Is the problem that they're so cut off from the rest of the world and so insular that they cannot even begin to grasp how a reasonable person would take what they're saying?