Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's funny because with just a little tweaking of Bob's past, he could have easily turned out to be a Sonic sperg instead of a Mario sperg.

There's an alternate reality where it happened.
If only the release of Sonic the Hedgehog on June 23, 1991 was as ground-shaking as the theatrical release of The Wizard. It's interesting to see how the Brothers Chipman diverge on the issue of the blue hedgehog. Chris probably had a friend who owned a Genesis way back in the day, played the game, and thought "Gee, this is actually kind of fun!" while a shellshocked Bob cowered in the basement due to the trauma of the Console Wars.
If Bob ever gets his own sub-forum, there has to be a thread about his sycophants. MOS and G33kofalltrades are insufferable and their takes are just as insane as Bob's. I can't help but imagine them as skinny manlets the way they talk tough behind the safety of their Twitter accounts, and their "witty" retorts always come across like someone who is not mad.

The frequency MOS is banned and has to create alts makes it clear Bob only gets away with the shit he does because of his blue checkmark.
Someone posted an image of G33k/Arkle a thousand pages ago or more. The guy looks like a discount Bob whose cheeks had not imploded (yet). I first encountered him on the Channel Awesome forums a decade ago and he always carried an air of unwarranted self-importance about himself--as if he were on equal terms with the CA crew in terms of influence. It is incredibly pathetic to look at someone who is an orbiter of Bob's who repeats the typical, banal progressive talking points.
 
If Bob ever gets his own sub-forum, there has to be a thread about his sycophants. MOS and G33kofalltrades are insufferable and their takes are just as insane as Bob's. I can't help but imagine them as skinny manlets the way they talk tough behind the safety of their Twitter accounts, and their "witty" retorts always come across like someone who is not mad.

The frequency MOS is banned and has to create alts makes it clear Bob only gets away with the shit he does because of his blue checkmark.
are you sure you're not confusing MOS with TeamImpossible?
 
Bob's brother at this point must deliberately be pissing Bob off by liking or being interested in movies that Bob outright hates.
No no, I meant Bob. Tongue planted firmly in cheek; I really doubt Bob would stoop so low, if only because he thinks he's entitled to Superior Pussy.
I mean Bob would never stoop that low only because he is too shy to approach any women and is the type of man who thinks women would flock to him.
 
The Chippa, hear me out. You want people to listen to your podcasts? There is only one thing you can do and WILL work.
Dunk on Bob in the podcast.
While it would be funny, I think for me, that would make the thread too goddamn depressing to follow.

I remember in the way back times, I used to follow DSP, before I was ever on the farms, and I would watch those This is How You Don't Plays, etc. But awhile in, I saw a video where it was two of his irl buddies John Rambo and Howard, talking about just how much Phil had just fucked them over continually, and how even though he had basically screwed them out of money, they were more annoyed with how he didn't respect them and had basically sold their friendship out to Youtube. And while it would be absolutely hilarious for the Chippa to throw Blob through the (metaphorical) wood chipper, I would honestly hate to see brothers like that, even if Bob more than likely deserves it.
 
Bob's brother at this point must deliberately be pissing Bob off by liking or being interested in movies that Bob outright hates.
No he is not. Chris's taste coincides quite a lot with Bob's; the difference is that Chris doesn't make movie fandom a part of his personality.

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Probably. Was TeamImpossible the one who kept calling people Nazi and sperging so hard they'd get banned and create alts just to keep sperging?
Yeah, the habitual nazi-caller was TeamImpossible who kept getting b&. It's probably ban evasion now that keeps getting him.
No he is not. Chris's taste coincides quite a lot with Bob's; the difference is that Chris doesn't make movie fandom a part of his personality.

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I guess the lack of hair cutteries during Coof is what had Chris looking like Grizzly Adams lately.
 
Hey, MOS? There's this thing you might have heard of called the Golden Rule. Y'know, the whole "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" thing? Try and muster up the slightest bit of empathy and put yourself in these folks' shoes. Suppose you've been through the worst disaster of your life: your home has been destroyed, your possessions are all gone, maybe even your place of business has been wiped off the map. You have no idea what you're going to do or where you're going to go, how to even begin to pick up the pieces. But luckily, relief is on the way, as volunteers arrive to help with the arduous task of cleaning up the mess, and your day begins to brighten.

But then one of the volunteers comes up and begins hectoring you about how it's your own damn fault for causing the earth to warm and storms to get worse and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Is that really all that helpful? You're kicking people down while they're at their lowest point, berating them for the horrible crimes of driving a car and using air conditioning. Sure, you're still helping them out with the actual labor, but are you actually helping with that mindset? And do you think you're actually going to make them change their minds about the whole global warming thing when they have much more pertinent things on their mind at that moment, things like "where am I going to sleep tonight?" or "what am I going to eat?" or "where do I go from here?"
Uhm, yeah, that's great and all chief, but see, here's the thing: NEXT TIME you find yourself under the quite serious predicament of being at the mercy of the same world you have DESTROYED (you certainly haven't succeeded though, courtesy of the actual THINKERS on this planet who won't stand for your ignoramus-beliefs draped in a thin veneer of "but I'm totally just worried for "the community" bro!) through your larping as the modern-day crusade against progressive general policy making by an administration which is agruably NOT made out of "totally-real-definitely-not-russian-trolls-and-definitely-not-white-supremacists", PERHAPS you should think of consooming the correct product before you go preaching to your like-minded wasteland ghouls, as well as beg to your skydaddy for help (ostensibly under the guise of practicing the age-old tradition of venerating the need for paying your dues to said skydaddy for THINKING the things that a BELIEVER could hardly ever be said to have truly THOUGHT of in the first place), only to be repudiated by a world which has demonstrably MOVED ON from your incest-ridden sister-fucking BELIEFS in a clear-cut case of the world saying "hey, maybe these folks aren't the best for us in the long run eh?", all so the rest of us who have actually DESERVED a future can actually be allowed to enact actual living in it (and not have obsolete wastes like you bring about your oh-but-I'm-just-asking-questions-bro-mindset to the table) without having to be bothered by your superstition every time we deign to either enjoy the modern-equivalent to intellectual art in the cinemas (thanks Disney!) or to get ones' plate ready at the local barbeque by a lady who doesn't adhere to the death-cult fear of birth control (perhaps I'll be taking my new waistcoat to the next gathering and have the wome-ahem-LADIES awe at my rather exquisite taste in modern somewhat toxic-masculine-but-not-really peacocking eh *wink wink*? : )), that would be at the very least SOMEWHAT appreciated, and an acceptable-albeit-temporary form of reparations, buddy.

I'm so sorry.

The funny thing is that even when I give my darndest in trying to emulate him, I can't quite grasp the essence of the MovieBob. He really is a piece of work.
 
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No he is not. Chris's taste coincides quite a lot with Bob's; the difference is that Chris doesn't make movie fandom a part of his personality.

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In the before picture, he looks like some kind of Russian author. And in the afters, he looks... fairly normal, to be honest. If he'd just lose a few pounds, care for his kids, and stop sperging online, he'd be doing lightyears better than Der Blobbenfurher.
 
The frequency MOS is banned and has to create alts makes it clear Bob only gets away with the shit he does because of his blue checkmark.
You're thinking of TeamImpossible. He's been real quiet for a long while but the one or two alts he has are still up and running. I'm not sure what's going on with him. I know he pissed off Bob a number of times with his never changing, autistic rhetoric. There's no way to prove this but it's be hilarious if Bob reads this thread and anytime we discover TeamImpossible he immediately blocks that account, taking away any incentive for TeamImpossible to post.
 
It's funny because with just a little tweaking of Bob's past, he could have easily turned out to be a Sonic sperg instead of a Mario sperg.

There's an alternate reality where it happened.
lol that person already exists. He's me.

Possible mild powerleveling?
I'm basically the anti-bob. And not Bob's anti-thinker shit either. My life story reflects his in a lot of really close ways, except I'm a conservative and former Sega worshiper. If I'd made some slightly different life decisions in my early 20's I could easily have ended up like Bob. But instead I got a grip, found some things in life more important than Sonic, and developed a real job skill. In the time Bob has risen and fallen as a content creator I've basically started in the exact same place he was and totally turned things around. What's his excuse?


No he is not. Chris's taste coincides quite a lot with Bob's; the difference is that Chris doesn't make movie fandom a part of his personality.
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Bob’s hate boner for the sonic movies is so bizarre. I’m not a huge sonic fan but I get why people like them. I had a lot of fun watching detective pikachu, another video game movie that wasn’t deep but enjoyable to watch. It’s almost like people sometimes like to see their favorite characters come to life on the big screen without it needing to be much more than that. ^ahem marvel*

I think a big part of it is him knowing if the Mario movie is a pile of shit, it’s going to put the sonic movie in an even better light. Then he will be forced to either love it and look even more biased or bad mouth his god and savior Mario.
 
Bob’s hate boner for the sonic movies is so bizarre. I’m not a huge sonic fan but I get why people like them. I had a lot of fun watching detective pikachu, another video game movie that wasn’t deep but enjoyable to watch. It’s almost like people sometimes like to see their favorite characters come to life on the big screen without it needing to be much more than that. ^ahem marvel*

I think a big part of it is him knowing if the Mario movie is a pile of shit, it’s going to put the sonic movie in an even better light. Then he will be forced to either love it and look even more biased or bad mouth his god and savior Mario.
His hatred for the Sonic movies comes from him hating Sonic in general since he admitted to participating in the 90s console wars which he treated like Vietnam.
 
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