Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
The chains of tornados that hit the Midwest, causing at least 50 deaths, have brought the ghouls in the open. This time, surprisingly, Bobby takes the high road.
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Christ, MOS is rivaling Blobbo for sheer "impossible not to hate"-itude.

The screencapped tweets are bad enough in that they're blaming people's misfortunes on things they had little to do with (without getting into the whole global warming debate, the fact is that if you hold humanity as a whole responsible for climate change, then an individual person is at best responsible for roughly a ten billionth of that), where even Bob has to say "woah now," albeit in a way where he's still complaining about being called a psychopath. But then MOS chimes in with his scalding hot take: you should help people who have been through a disaster, but denigrate and insult them the whole time.

Hey, MOS? There's this thing you might have heard of called the Golden Rule. Y'know, the whole "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" thing? Try and muster up the slightest bit of empathy and put yourself in these folks' shoes. Suppose you've been through the worst disaster of your life: your home has been destroyed, your possessions are all gone, maybe even your place of business has been wiped off the map. You have no idea what you're going to do or where you're going to go, how to even begin to pick up the pieces. But luckily, relief is on the way, as volunteers arrive to help with the arduous task of cleaning up the mess, and your day begins to brighten.

But then one of the volunteers comes up and begins hectoring you about how it's your own damn fault for causing the earth to warm and storms to get worse and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Is that really all that helpful? You're kicking people down while they're at their lowest point, berating them for the horrible crimes of driving a car and using air conditioning. Sure, you're still helping them out with the actual labor, but are you actually helping with that mindset? And do you think you're actually going to make them change their minds about the whole global warming thing when they have much more pertinent things on their mind at that moment, things like "where am I going to sleep tonight?" or "what am I going to eat?" or "where do I go from here?" If anything, you're just going to make them resentful of loudmouthed leftists and even more hostile to your ideas.

And these people honestly view themselves as the good guys.
 
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King Dead said:
Christ, MOS is rivaling Blobbo for sheer "impossible not to hate"-itude.

The screencapped tweets are bad enough in that they're blaming people's misfortunes on things they had little to do with (without getting into the whole global warming debate, the fact is that if you hold humanity as a whole responsible for climate change, then an individual person is at best responsible for roughly a ten billionth of that), where even Bob has to say "woah now," albeit in a way where he's still complaining about being called a psychopath. But then MOS chimes in with his scalding hot take: you should help people who have been through a disaster, but denigrate and insult them the whole time.

Hey, MOS? There's this thing you might have heard of called the Golden Rule. Y'know, the whole "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" thing? Try and muster up the slightest bit of empathy and put yourself in these folks' shoes. Suppose you've been through the worst disaster of your life: your home has been destroyed, your possessions are all gone, maybe even your place of business has been wiped off the map. You have no idea what you're going to do or where you're going to go, how to even begin to pick up the pieces. But luckily, relief is on the way, as volunteers arrive to help with the arduous task of cleaning up the mess, and your day begins to brighten.

But then one of the volunteers comes up and begins hectoring you about how it's your own damn fault for causing the earth to warm and storms to get worse and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Is that really all that helpful? You're kicking people down while they're at their lowest point, berating them for the horrible crimes of driving a car and using air conditioning. Sure, you're still helping them out with the actual labor, but are you actually helping with that mindset? And do you think you're actually going to make them change their minds about the whole global warming thing when they have much more pertinent things on their mind at that moment, things like "where am I going to sleep tonight?" or "what am I going to eat?" or "where do I go from here?" If anything, you're just going to make them resentful of loudmouthed leftists and even more hostile to your ideas.

And these people honestly view themselves as the good guys.
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People who do the whole Gaea's vengeance shit with global warming belong on the Witchblr thread. Humans have abused the Earth, literally since we became sentient, and quite possibly before it.

Also, they believe they're the good guys because they have a distinct lack of humility and introspection.
 
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cypocraphy said:
Peter Coffin commits a mortal sin.

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Moviebob, you advocated gassing people a month ago, your opinion doesn't matter. Oh it does because it's in the past? Then stop crying about 1/6 then faggot, since that had the same grace period.

I would really love to see that circle get used on him at least once before he cries to twitter and blocks you like the crybully he is.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
People who do the whole Gaea's vengeance shit with global warming belong on the Witchblr thread. Humans have abused the Earth, literally since we became sentient, and quite possibly before it.
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The Earth figures out ways to undo the damage. Remember the ozone layer? Yeah, they had to switch to global warming because it turns out it replenishes itself. Remember how Chernobyl would be uninhabitable forever? A fungus grew that eats radiation and people take tours through the old plant now. Pollution in the Great Lakes? A red algae evolved that cleanses the pollution, but is highly toxic to humans so there's your Gaia's Vengeance after...oh...2 billion years or so.

This isn't to say we should do dangerous stuff or go out of our way to harm the Earth, because God gave it to us to take care of. But these alarmists are way overreacting. Furthermore, they actually stand in the way of developing clean, efficient energy. Can't use hydro because it'll ruin their elite master's beachfront property with ugly pumps and machines. Can't use nuclear batteries because WHAT IF THEY MELT DOWN WE'LL ABSORB SLIGHTLY MORE RADIATION THAN WE DO NOW! Can't use carbon nets because people will think the problem is solved. These faggots should be spitroasted so we can actially move towards energy progress. One that can lead us toward...dare I say it? A SOUP EAR EEYORE FEW TOUR!
 
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Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
Boob.

He censored boob.
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Roberto is downright retard.
 
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Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
Boob.

He censored boob.

Robert you spastic motherfucking microdicked goatblowing tardraging piece of shit with a fucking terminal case of resting autist face, that's not even obscene. Your thirst posts show tons of non-nipple tit but the word is a line too far? Does other calculator display cussing like 7734 also still make you giggle?
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Nobody, absolutely nobody would censor the world boob. Bob's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
People who do the whole Gaea's vengeance shit with global warming belong on the Witchblr thread. Humans have abused the Earth, literally since we became sentient, and quite possibly before it.

Also, they believe they're the good guys because they have a distinct lack of humility and introspection.
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EnemyStand said:
The Earth figures out ways to undo the damage. Remember the ozone layer? Yeah, they had to switch to global warming because it turns out it replenishes itself. Remember how Chernobyl would be uninhabitable forever? A fungus grew that eats radiation and people take tours through the old plant now. Pollution in the Great Lakes? A red algae evolved that cleanses the pollution, but is highly toxic to humans so there's your Gaia's Vengeance after...oh...2 billion years or so.

This isn't to say we should do dangerous stuff or go out of our way to harm the Earth, because God gave it to us to take care of. But these alarmists are way overreacting. Furthermore, they actually stand in the way of developing clean, efficient energy. Can't use hydro because it'll ruin their elite master's beachfront property with ugly pumps and machines. Can't use nuclear batteries because WHAT IF THEY MELT DOWN WE'LL ABSORB SLIGHTLY MORE RADIATION THAN WE DO NOW! Can't use carbon nets because people will think the problem is solved. These faggots should be spitroasted so we can actially move towards energy progress. One that can lead us toward...dare I say it? A SOUP EAR EEYORE FEW TOUR!
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The Climate Change shit is "secular" paganism. Most pagans didn't worship their gods because they *necessarily liked them. It's because they wanted to get on their good side, and in the case of evil/malevolent gods (such as Climate Change/Gaea), leave them alone and go hurt their enemies. Like the pagans, they worship or revere the ruling class. The main difference is that leftists believe in a coming "end of history" utopia when everyone is exactly like them, whereas the only "hope" the pagans believed in was the continuation of the status quo, of reality not being destroyed/conquered by various eldritch abominations.

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cypocraphy said:
Peter Coffin commits a mortal sin.

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is it just me, or does it seem like every fucking time bob uses the "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..... ....scene" quote, it feels like some super condescending, overinflated-ego Bullshit? I mean, what's he even trying to say, here? That on top of everything else Bob can't stand about Peter Coof'n, his take on Sanic is just the coprolitic cherry on top of a shit sundae? Does this mean Bob's going to stop looking at Coof'n tweets? Doesn't he have Coof'n bloxxed? Why the hell would he go searching up Coof'n tweets (did Coof'n block Bob?! Or does he just not give a fuck?) if he doesn't want Coof'n to see HIS tweets?

Some :epik: should accuse Bob of targeted harassment on Coof'n just for the lulz.
 
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King Dead said:
Christ, MOS is rivaling Blobbo for sheer "impossible not to hate"-itude.
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If Bob ever gets his own sub-forum, there has to be a thread about his sycophants. MOS and G33kofalltrades are insufferable and their takes are just as insane as Bob's. I can't help but imagine them as skinny manlets the way they talk tough behind the safety of their Twitter accounts, and their "witty" retorts always come across like someone who is not mad.

The frequency MOS is banned and has to create alts makes it clear Bob only gets away with the shit he does because of his blue checkmark.
 
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