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- Apr 6, 2014
I read all of MovieBob's Mega Man pitch, and I have to say: it wasn't hilariously bad, but it was so uneventful, boring and safe that I feel like my time was wasted more than anything. It didn't make me angry, but there was really nothing to it. I've seen artists like The Protomen do cool things with the relationship between Dr. Light and Dr. Wily, and I've seen stuff like Megaman: Powered Up make the characters' personalities interesting. This was just a first act full of worldbuilding that doesn't pay off or matter, and then a montage of action scenes and cameos/references that are supposed to make you claaaaaaaap.
The only thing I found even slightly interesting was Bob clearly projected his own fucked up psychological issues on Wily. Wily doesn't care about ruining lives or taking away human jobs because they're 'obsolete" and he had a shitty, miserable childhood where everyone picked on him. He calls Dr. White "priviledged" (yes, misspelled like that twice) because he doesn't know poor people actually suck and are awful. I was like "Holy shit, Bob wrote himself into this script as the bad guy that the heroes defeat." After that, it runs out of steam. Characters from other Megaman series (girls. Gee, I wonder why?) are part of the plot but don't really do anything important. They're just there. Also, Protoman acts more like the character from the Ruby Spears' series than the games for some reason.
Tron Bonne and her Servobots are there, in what seems like a cynical cashgrab to turn the Servobots into the new Minions. Megaman X is the ultimate final boss, because tropes. If I'm making this sound hilariously insipid or ridiculous, it isn't. It's just really bland and inoffensive. If they actually made this movie I wouldn't hate it, but I also wouldn't care. He didn't even bother to give it a Marvel-style post-credits scene, or a sequel hook beyond "Wily escaped and Protoman is trying find him!" It just sorta stops.
The only reason I'm posting this review is to justify the hour or so I wasted reading that nothing burger. Don't waste your time reading it too. I guess he just wanted to play it safe for his first blog pitch. Or maybe he just has so much genuine respect for the source material that he couldn't bring himself to take any chances. Either way, it reads like a first draft, presented as a proof of concept for a movie rather than an actual script they'd use.
Boy, I wish I didn't read it ):
The only thing I found even slightly interesting was Bob clearly projected his own fucked up psychological issues on Wily. Wily doesn't care about ruining lives or taking away human jobs because they're 'obsolete" and he had a shitty, miserable childhood where everyone picked on him. He calls Dr. White "priviledged" (yes, misspelled like that twice) because he doesn't know poor people actually suck and are awful. I was like "Holy shit, Bob wrote himself into this script as the bad guy that the heroes defeat." After that, it runs out of steam. Characters from other Megaman series (girls. Gee, I wonder why?) are part of the plot but don't really do anything important. They're just there. Also, Protoman acts more like the character from the Ruby Spears' series than the games for some reason.
Tron Bonne and her Servobots are there, in what seems like a cynical cashgrab to turn the Servobots into the new Minions. Megaman X is the ultimate final boss, because tropes. If I'm making this sound hilariously insipid or ridiculous, it isn't. It's just really bland and inoffensive. If they actually made this movie I wouldn't hate it, but I also wouldn't care. He didn't even bother to give it a Marvel-style post-credits scene, or a sequel hook beyond "Wily escaped and Protoman is trying find him!" It just sorta stops.
The only reason I'm posting this review is to justify the hour or so I wasted reading that nothing burger. Don't waste your time reading it too. I guess he just wanted to play it safe for his first blog pitch. Or maybe he just has so much genuine respect for the source material that he couldn't bring himself to take any chances. Either way, it reads like a first draft, presented as a proof of concept for a movie rather than an actual script they'd use.
Boy, I wish I didn't read it ):