Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And Roberto seethes over Sony so much. They are his modern day Sega. Studio which dares doing its own thing when his religious consoomer belief in "The one corporate" demands total control of the Feigie above all over everything.

The franchise is not weird at all. The "strange collaboration" created three successful movies, both critically and with the general audience. Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very much popular. And contrary to what Roberto imagine his straw-men mayo ghouls to react, I have not seen even one reaction mad at the movie. People love it. The weird perception of this movie and franchise does not come from the audience, it comes from Roberto himself. He wants to hate this movie so much. He wants people to hate it so he can dunk on Sony. But he cant. Notice that after the lip service of "its pretty darn good", all he can spout about the movie are negative comments? He hates it. And he knows that because his crowd is MCU shills at this point, he cant say anything really negative about it without having his own followers doubt and argue with him. THAT is the weird position YOU put yourself in, senior Robert.

The fans? they now want more of the Sony takes on Spidey. They want more Tobey. They want more Andrew which Roberto despises. He latches to the one thing that goes against Sony influence in Marvel movies (was mentioned by @The Valeyard ) and claim this is a big victory that will make people mad so he can claim victory in this movie instead of counting its success as huge L. Its not hard, Roberto critics like a baby. If he would have loved the movie he wouldnt be able to stop talking and referencing how good it is. Just look at his eternal spiel about Eternals.

The only thing Roberto seems to like from Sony is the stupid kiddy cartoon with the copycats. There are multitude reasons for that: the virtue signaling for Miles, his unhealthy fetish for Spider-Gwen, the push for Sony to have success with copycats so Marvel can have "the real Spider-Man". But I would like to think that the real reason he likes it so much, is because, lets face it: A pig dressed in Spider-Man cosplay is not all that different from morbidly obese movie critic in a Mario cosplay.

I love this so much because Roberto cant win and he keeps losing ground. Sony will never give up Spider-Man, it makes them so much money in movies. It makes even more money in games. Its a huge selling point for their console. Of course theuy will double and triple down on everything Spider-Man and this movie and Venom just proved them they can do it. We will have many entertaining years of Roberto seething mad until his expected heart attack and the final bliss.

Remember that weird moment where Bob was angry at people for looking forward to the new Spiderman movie a lot more than Shang-Chi and Eternals?

God forbid people care about characters they like over nobody characters just because they are chronologically next in line to be consoomed.
 
The thing about Star Trek (and many other older sci fi franchises, Star Wars is another example), is that the inane sperging of "internet reviewers" on anything that does not advance their own agendas or brings them more clicks is never talked about. So everything becomes this huge fight in an ongoing ultra autistic "culture war". Its the reason I laugh at anyone sending me to hear "youtube reviews" on anything really. I dont find things like "The Quartering" any more precise, endearing or accurate than Roberto. Its the same shit all over the place. The people who hated Lower Decks for being this ultra woke horribly written show decided before watching that this is what its gonna be, exactly the same way Roberto already decided Sonic sequel and Morbius are horrible. So much clutter and noise, they are all the equivalent of the electric static image of TVs with no reception of old. Just in Youtube. All of them. From all sides of "the culture war".

As for Lower Decks? Its a cute comedy toon series in Star Trek universe. Thats it. The definition of 6 or 7 out of 10. Its not as pretentious as Rick and Morty, definetely not as smart as Futurama and not as "woke" as Star Trek Discovery (or that horrible tribble origin short which to this day makes me want to vomit). I dont think its worth talking about much. Make of it as you will. For Roberto its another opportunity to show how those on "the other side" are so wrong, but I cant be impressed when it comes from a guy which does the exact same thing for Capeshit movies just because they are produced by "the heathen company".




Also, Roberto rated Eternals higher than Spider-Man. LOL
Lower decks is literally produced by Mike mcmahon, who is one of the lower rank producers on rick and morty.

Its Trek and Morty.
 
One of the few things that honestly get me MATI is Blob's insistence that :hillary: would never have let anyone die of covid.

:hillary: is a neolib. There's no way she would have ever locked down because she'd have worried about the economy, which would obviously have led to the same number, if not more, people dying, because that's the tradeoff you have to risk if you don't lock down. The only difference is that Bob would've supported it, because they'd just be mayo ghouls who Fuhrerin Hillary can kill off in order to bring about muh Superyah Fyoocha. Heck, if Hillary won AOC would still be pulling pints in the Bronx, and so Bob would probably still be a lolbertarian who hates socialists as much as he does "OBSOLETE STUPIDS".
 
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I wonder if it's ever occurred to these political big brains that Manchin might be totally (rather than mostly) onboard with his party if the bluer Virginia next door hadn't just gone Republican in the last governor election, in part because the Democrat sided with the schools over the parents in their recent scandals.

To rephrase: Better a rich inbred with a yacht than a rape apologist with a gay hentai library.
 
Robert must be living rent free in my head, I was reading Freddie deBoer's piece about Chris Hayes and this paragraph struck me as also explaining Robert's faux-career where he desires to be a hot take off headlines political pundit who follows a small Twitter crowd, but that may just be because Robert is the most tryhard and pathetic of these Twitter characters:
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Full thing here if you care or are bored:
 
One of the few things that honestly get me MATI is Blob's insistence that :hillary: would never have let anyone die of covid.

:hillary: is a neolib. There's no way she would have ever locked down because she'd have worried about the economy, which would obviously have led to the same number, if not more, people dying, because that's the tradeoff you have to risk if you don't lock down. The only difference is that Bob would've supported it, because they'd just be mayo ghouls who Fuhrerin Hillary can kill off in order to bring about muh Superyah Fyoocha. Heck, if Hillary won AOC would still be pulling pints in the Bronx, and so Bob would probably still be a lolbertarian who hates socialists as much as he does "OBSOLETE STUPIDS".
Hillary would not have shut down the economy because there would not have been the huge political and media push for it. The madness surrounding covid, the hysteria is, and always was manufactured as a weapon against trump. This would have been treated like a bad flu, or at most like the swine or bird flus from older years. The only reasons we still are dealing with the covid theatrics is 1) it's hard to turn the machine off and retain some semblance of legitimacy, and 2) it's proven to be an effective vehicle for consolidating wealth and power.
 
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(Archive of The Atlantic article, a Jeremiah written by an expert in Film and Media Studies)
This better reply to that tweet helpfully includes within its theory Robert's desperate desire to make sure others know he thinks this BAD PERSON IS BAD AND SAYING BAD THINGS:
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One of the few things that honestly get me MATI is Blob's insistence that :hillary: would never have let anyone die of covid.

:hillary: is a neolib. There's no way she would have ever locked down because she'd have worried about the economy, which would obviously have led to the same number, if not more, people dying, because that's the tradeoff you have to risk if you don't lock down. The only difference is that Bob would've supported it, because they'd just be mayo ghouls who Fuhrerin Hillary can kill off in order to bring about muh Superyah Fyoocha. Heck, if Hillary won AOC would still be pulling pints in the Bronx, and so Bob would probably still be a lolbertarian who hates socialists as much as he does "OBSOLETE STUPIDS".
Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
Hillary would not have shut down the economy because there would not have been the huge political and media push for it. The madness surrounding covid, the hysteria is, and always was manufactured as a weapon against trump. This would have been treated like a bad flu, or at most like the swine or bird flus from older years. The only reasons we still are dealing with the covid theatrics is 1) it's hard to turn the machine off and retain some semblance of legitimacy, and 2) it's proven to be an effective vehicle for consolidating wealth and power.

Nothing proves the point better than articles from the H1N1 outbreak showing a 1-4% mortality rate, 2.5 to 100 times that of COVID, whereas articles trying to counter your very point describe it as having a .02% mortality rate.
 
Hillary wouldn't have done what Robert wants because Hillary isn't stupid enough to believe that literally destroying the global economy would prevent COVID from infecting Americans. None of her advisers (who would have been the same Fauci and Birx types that Trump relied on, they are career bureaucrats not political appointees) would have suggested this because they aren't that stupid either and they're the type most inclined to massive public health measures. None of her political advisers would have suggested it because they aren't that stupid, especially during a re-election campaign which 2020 was and would have been. (We'll ignore the fact that the President doesn't even have the power to do it in the first place. Nor will Robert entertain the likelihood that Hillary would have had a hostile house of Congress that would have never gone along with it, considering the real life hostile to Trump Congress didn't go along with his desires including Democrats FILIBUSTERING (to note a Robert hobby horse) the bipartisan CARES Act. A hostile House alone impeached him twice during the pandemic!)

But even all these undisputable facts, which Robert doesn't believe in because he can forever cling to a fantasy that an alternate reality where Hillary wins simply doesn't have COVID at all let alone a need to do the insane thing he wants that would have killed even more people globally, is not what drew my eye in that rant of his:
The Right kill people for fun! Vote Dem to not die!
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Instead it was the fact of this entire rant is that voting is not ENOUGH, that "after that is work" and you need to "work towards what [you] know is right" and "You'd better be doing SOMETHING better than bitching about it" while admitting he has done nothing for Joe Biden or the Democrats ("Never so much as put up a sticker for the man") but vote as he would have no matter what and then bitch about it.

All Robert does is bitch on Twitter about other people on Twitter, run blind defense of anything Democrats (and their allies) do based off of headlines he sees on Twitter, votes lockstep for the Democrats in general elections in a state they dominate (except the Governorship), and make YouTube videos about popular movies. Yet he feels politically relevant enough to lecture others, often activist types who probably do more and are probably people who actually fought in the primaries that Robert ignored except to whine about Bernie Bros, on what THEY should be doing which is... well... "the work" which apparently consists of never criticizing Democrats and wishing instead for an utopian alternate universe where Hillary won and the SUPERIOR FUTURE was already upon us. (While he lectures "they want an alt-reality ... where [they] can vote for what [they] WANT to just happen" rather than the reality of simply voting and doing "the work" of bitching on Twitter I guess.)

And in the middle of this incoherent gibberish he proclaims that "we've ALL got that blood [of COVID victims] on us, because none of this shouldve gotten this far" which is a call to what exactly? I presume, given that it's Robert, it's a call for OTHERS to literally murder suspected Republicans and Republican-adjacent minority populations until they stop existing. Voting defensively to "not die" is not a strategy, not in Robert's fantasy where his perceived enemies are all killed by the state and not even when Democrats like Joe Biden who promised to "shut the virus down" have done nothing and instead have seen the death toll hit numbers higher than under Trump and the GQP. Robert's rhetorical ploy is to shift everything in the debate BACK five years to 2016 and chastise people who most likely voted for Hillary for not doing more to support Hillary. Like say storming the Capitol to prevent the Electoral College votes from being counted, filing 70+ lawsuits to try and block the votes in states or maybe organizing some kind of mass strike rejecting the election results and doing "the work" to #RESIST Trump and the GQP for four years, I don't know. He's very unclear on this. He's never outlined what should have happened and never will.

Here's another popular tweet from the wilds of Twitter that's similar to the one from Gggggggddddog that Robert thought important enough to reply to with a gibberish rant:
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These are people who have been told by people Robert worships and tries to emulate that simply replacing Trump and the GQP was enough. That finally everyone had agreed to take down Trump and then usher in the SUPERIOR FUTURE. So it happened (even despite that nefarious Electoral College which alone holds back the SUPERIOR FUTURE) and Joe Biden is President. The Democrats have the House and Senate. And yet now they're told as Robert himself says "[Voting for Democrats won't get you anything,] the world is on fire and everyone sucks."

And Robert further goes on to admonish them for wanting things they were promised. Demanding instead that they do "the work" beyond voting for Democrats. Which he never outlines other than saying to vote Democrat or "die" while smugly patting himself on the back for having been the person to finally, after a century of inter-party conflict over this very debate, put The Left in their place and outlined a viable strategy for the SUPERIOR FUTURE: You could have stopped all bad things if you had just done your part and let Hillary win, so vote Democrat and shut up.

A THINKER to The End, that Robert Chipman.
 
No power level, but I DMed Bob on Twitter saying happy holidays and that I hope he is careful outside due to being obese and having a weakened immune system for his daily booze intake and lack of sunshine and a new covid strain out could possibly make him and his family super sick. He blocked me.

That "DM anything!" Tweet was bullshit. But he should be careful, that nigga needs some hard cardio and to lay off the booze and meat.
 
Bad person experiences something he doesn't like. It's minor, but it'll work for now (decensored):
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Aww, is widdle Bobby jeawwous of Mistah Pool again? (decensored)
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Moviebob deflects to Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump because he doesn't know how diseases like AIDS and COVID-19 are actually spread:
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Remind me again: Didn't Moviebob actually want people to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott earlier this year?



Moviebob responds to this image (original Twitter post from user Poe0nHead):
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Moviebob's reponse (and a potential "using Moviebob's own words" meme template in the making):
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I think this would be more appropriate, don't you?
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Sorry. Couldn't resist.
 
Moviebob deflects to Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump because he doesn't know how diseases like AIDS and COVID-19 are actually spread:
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Remind me again: Didn't Moviebob actually want people to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott earlier this year?
Does Robert think Reagan created AIDS? What criminal charges exactly does he imagine would have been appropriate to put Reagan, and Reagan alone, in prison for AIDS?

But moving on, I clicked through to the article unlike Robert to see what the charges against Trump were:
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Reminds me of this other story from today:
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And from a couple months ago:
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Similarly, Biden ordered the CDC director to simply override a CDC advisory vote and the FDA to ignore its vaccine panel:
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At the rate Robert wants we won't have any prisons left to put Presidents in! He's starting to sound sensible!
 
Nothing proves the point better than articles from the H1N1 outbreak showing a 1-4% mortality rate, 2.5 to 100 times that of COVID, whereas articles trying to counter your very point describe it as having a .02% mortality rate.
In their defense, though, the big issue with COVID wasn't that it was particularly deadly, but that it was highly transmissible.
 
At the rate Robert wants we won't have any prisons left to put Presidents in! He's starting to sound sensible!
Knowing how Moviebob still bitches and moans about 2016, he'd need to spend countless millions from his hard-earned Patreon account in order to build enough prisons to house every single American who voted for someone other than Dear Führer Hillary.



Elon vs. Warren Update:
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While Robert's distracted with trying to find an acceptable stance on Spider-Man his helpless Senator is under attack! When will he ride to the rescue of the fair maiden Warren?
Elon Musk scores another win against Fauxcahontas!
 
I find it hilarious that bob claimed he does "more than just vote" in his quest for the Holy Soopeeryah Democratic Fyootchah. Aside from that one time he went to a pussy hat/antifa march and stood there looking less than imposing, and the requisite bitching on twitter directly to people who he thinks should do as he says (like politicians), what the fuck ELSE has he done "more than vote"? Go to the bar, find the nearest MAGA-hatted CHUD and kick his stool out from under him unawares, shouting "THIS IS BIDEN COUNTRY GET OUT, NOW! THAT'LL LEARN YA TO VOTE FOR DRUMPF! WHERE'S MY BLEACH AND HOME DEPOT ROPE"?
 
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I find it hilarious that bob claimed he does "more than just vote" in his quest for the Holy Soopeeryah Democratic Fyootchah. Aside from that one time he went to a pussy hat/antifa march and stood their looking less than imposing, and the requisite bitching on twitter directly to people who he thinks should do as he says (like politicians), what the fuck ELSE has he done "more than vote"? Go to the bar, find the nearest MAGA-hatted CHUD and kick his stool out from under him unawares, shouting "THIS IS BIDEN COUNTRY GET OUT, NOW! THAT'LL LEARN YA TO VOTE FOR DRUMPF! WHERE'S MY BLEACH AND HOME DEPOT ROPE"?
Oh come on, he didn't do that! Because it he did, he'd have been off Twitter for a few weeks while recovering in the hospital from the epic ass-kicking he would have gotten.

Actually, he still deserves that epic ass kicking...
 
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