Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

Hey Bobby, Disney+ is not even in the top ten while HBO Max became the most downloaded steaming app of 2021.

HBO Max Makes Top 10 List Of Most Downloaded U.S. Apps Of 2021; Netflix, Disney+ Both Exit Apptopia Chart

HBO Max cracked Apptopia’s list of the 10 most downloaded apps of 2021 in the U.S., while Netflix and Disney+ both fell off the annual chart. The WarnerMedia service tallied 45 million downlo…

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Maybe Disney should take your advice Bob and compete and evolve in the streaming market or get out of the way.

Nice try, but this is just because a Disney film can only properly be experienced on the BIG SCREEN while a Warner Bros. product (like say the Snyder Cut or Dune) can be watched on your phone without any compromises as to the quality of the experience.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Unfortunately, I don't see her as being a reader since Chris and Sarah don't appear to be the type of parents to encourage that. Hopefully I'm wrong.

I too hope you are wrong, but I know that you aren't.

 

[Positron]

But Bob should know in his bones that when his nephews go to college or hit their mid 20s they will see Bob as a huge loser that they want to avoid becoming at all costs. Probably even cutting all ties with him. And that can be scary.

Bobby would have been dead by then.

Chris gets uppity and oppressive now that he is "Operations Manager":

What if the boss orders each engineer to take it up the ass once a month?
It is not about the task being "beneath you"; it is about the task being neither in the job description nor is a reasonable expectation. Food delivery carries risks; the carrier may be robbed, bitten by dogs, or face traffic accidents. Will the employee insurance for your engineers cover such scenarios, given the task is so out of the ordinary for engineers?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Today in Film Robert CALLED IT News: Spider-Man went over $1 billion already. (And Venom cracked $500 million.)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ordering your employees to do random bullshit is a good way to have less employees. If that person is worth a $400k salary, I bet you that they can find a better job in no time.

 

[Positron]

Chu-chu and Luke discussed lockdowns. I'm not clipping their part because Bobby wasn't involved.


Bobby claims he has changed his lifestyle due to covid, because he is "not a fucking asshole".




Bobby admits Biden didn't do nearly enough for covid:

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Non-essential people don't get to call what are "essential". Fuck your social gatherings; why don't you proles care about Climate Change or Trans Rights instead.


Applebees:


Madison Cawthorn. I'm not sure if Bobby can afford to be so ableist much longer.




Ghislaine Maxwell


Random kitchen-sink anime:


Another opportunity for Bobby to engage in "Schtick":


The Koopas in Mario games have evolved, unlike Bobby.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Moviebob: "Democracies should be about the majority winning! People vote, land does not"

Also Moviebob: "The vast majority of people are dumb and worthless and not evolved enough! No consideration for them!"

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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Anyone willing to offer odds that Chris orders one of his former 'equals' to make his coffee in the morning?

If he was a plant person I'd float the idea that he orders staff to water his plants too. (Fun fact: Flattened 7Up looks like water, and it's got the sugars and benzoates that plants crave!)

The Koopas in Mario games have evolved, unlike Bobby.

I don't get it, why and how would an urban housewife call a pair of plumbers born and living in the Mushroom Kingdom rather than some from her city?

 

[BlerdBjern]

Moviebob: "Democracies should be about the majority winning! People vote, land does not"

Also Moviebob: "The vast majority of people are dumb and worthless and not evolved enough! No consideration for them!"

Moviebob isn't evolved enoug, and needs to crawl back into the primordial gunk for another 2 or 3 billion years.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Non-essential people don't get to call what are "essential". Fuck your social gatherings; why don't you proles care about Climate Change or Trans Rights instead.
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Guys like Moviebob think that having Twitter acquaintances is a substitute for having an actual life.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Chu-chu and Luke discussed lockdowns. I'm not clipping their part because Bobby wasn't involved.
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Well, this isn't unhinged at all.

Non-essential people don't get to call what are "essential". Fuck your social gatherings; why don't you proles care about Climate Change or Trans Rights instead.
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Applebees:
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So he's responding to this over two week old thread why? All to dunk on Applebee's in the replies of some blue checks? Which he attacks as being "fake, vaguely, hipster-ironic" as opposed to the "authentically that" of Buffalo Wild Wings, TGI Fridays, Hooters and Chilis. (All of which are not appreciably different from Applebee's in any recognizable way except Hooters and that's only in how the waitresses are attired.) Then he goes on to claim that Olive Garden functions as "the Italian place you can take a whole family and not break the bank" even though Olive Garden is generally mocked for being more expensive than most any random Italian place would be.

I'm not sure what point he's trying to make here other than "anyone who goes to Applebee's and enjoys it must be evil Trumpers" which doesn't really respond to the original thread so much as ignore it and use it as a jumping off point for his deeply seeded trauma from going to Applebee's sometimes.

This guy wins though:

 

[Red Hood]

Well, this isn't unhinged at all.

So he's responding to this over two week old thread why? All to dunk on Applebee's in the replies of some blue checks? Which he attacks as being "fake, vaguely, hipster-ironic" as opposed to the "authentically that" of Buffalo Wild Wings, TGI Fridays, Hooters and Chilis. (All of which are not appreciably different from Applebee's in any recognizable way except Hooters and that's only in how the waitresses are attired.) Then he goes on to claim that Olive Garden functions as "the Italian place you can take a whole family and not break the bank" even though Olive Garden is generally mocked for being more expensive than most any random Italian place would be.

I'm not sure what point he's trying to make here other than "anyone who goes to Applebee's and enjoys it must be evil Trumpers" which doesn't really respond to the original thread so much as ignore it and use it as a jumping off point for his deeply seeded trauma from going to Applebee's sometimes.

This guy wins though:
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LOL @ Bob pretending to be some connoisseur of food when one of his claims to fame is a small amount of McDonald's and Mountain Dew chicken.

And in regards to Twin Peaks, I actually had a really good completely non-suggestive conversation with my waitress at one once. I feel bad for not tipping her more for dealing with my drunk, garrulous ass.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Guys like Moviebob think that having Twitter acquaintances is a substitute for having an actual life.

It's not like they've ever experienced the real thing.

In the book he talks about going over to friends' houses and playing games there during the sixth generation. I wonder how many times he was invited by Chris who was going to visit someone, or was picking up his sister from one of her friends' house, and they let him play a round of Smash Bros while she said goodbye. Because considering how he regards people online as his true friends, he must never have had any.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Bobby then posts a disclaimer about the purported myth of cancel culture; you be the judge whether it is a "reply" or not.
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Moviebob loves to bully when given the chance, yet cries either "foul" "harassment" when someone uses his own words (and his own tactics, none of which are bad) against him. Observe:

Whatever this shit is about, Bobby ends up lashing out with that "I totally fucked all yer moms" and then cries harrassment:
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Let us examine:

1. Moviebob's says that FortIronhold here doesn't know who Moviebob is, despite the fact that Bob has well over 250,000 posts on Twitter.
2. Moviebob claims to be a "guitar god" (despite having no video of him playing a guitar with any adequacy), "karaoke master" (I'm guessing his voice is even more grating than Roseanne Barr's), and a "sex machine" (prob'ly only when he watches erotic Mario fanfiction). If anyone's mum ever heard that coming from Moviebob's mouth in person, I'm pretty sure Bob would soon after become a permanent soprano.
3. Moviebob asks "evidence of [calling comic book artist Steve Ditko a 'serial killer'], psychopath?" Welp, here it is!
4. The fact that Moviebob has (wrongly) claimed harassment so many times, he should be the subject of a short story called "The Moviebob Who Cried Harassment", basically a re-write of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".

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Bobby doesn't worship Elon Musk because he didn't do manly things.
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I wonder which supermodel has Jeff Bezos slept with, because he sure at hell didn't hit home runs.

Moviebob doesn't worship rich, stupid weirdos. He idolizes them--especially himself.

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Covid, and yet another of Bobby's Blue Supremacy:
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I don't recall "support of pedophilia" being on the GOP's agenda. It is squarely a Democrat thing.

I don't recall the demonization of political opponents to be part of the GOP's agenda, either. Demonization of political opponents is--also--squarely a Leftist/Democrat/Moviebobocratic thing.

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Chu-chu and Luke discussed lockdowns. I'm not clipping their part because Bobby wasn't involved.
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Moviebob's own statement means he's one of the "great majority of people". He's not vulnerable and he's not intellectually exceptional.

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Bobby claims he has changed his lifestyle due to covid, because he is "not a fucking asshole".
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Moviebob: "I don't try to make others sick..."

Reality:

Let us relive Moviebob's own words from earlier this year (March 5th, to be exact): "It is the moral responsibility of every decent Texan who even gets so much as a *head cold,* is able or has the opportunity to make sure they cough ALL OVER Greg Abbott from now until he ends his term (or whatever.) Dumbass should leave office looking like White Trash Brundlefly"

Don't fucking lie to use, Bob. We know you're full of shit.

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Bobby admits Biden didn't do nearly enough for covid:
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LOL! If Trump cut open a wound, Fuckwit in Chief Biden tore the wound wide open.

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You know what happens when you combine Moviebob and a Judeo-Christian Bible?

A fascistic film critic gets third-degree burns on his hands from mere physical contact.

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Non-essential people don't get to call what are "essential". Fuck your social gatherings; why don't you proles care about Climate Change or Trans Rights instead.
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Thus spoke Moviebob, the Essential Person™.

Applebees:
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And Moviebob is the "fuck it, I think I'll watch idiots people embarrass themselves on camera" film critic.

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Madison Cawthorn. I'm not sure if Bobby can afford to be so ableist much longer.
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Moviebob's three political steps:

1. Does this improve my life?
2. Does this improve the lives of people who I claim deserve it?
3. Does this improve the lives of the MAGA trash/Trumpsuckers/the Red Wasteland™/anti-vaxxers/those who refused to vote for Führer Hillary and FiC Biden?

Suffice to say that if the answer to the third question is even minimally "yes", then there's no way in Hell that Moviebob will ever support it.

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Ghislaine Maxwell
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Dafuq?

 

[blablabla]

I just moved to a new aparment, we signed a small sporsonship with for our podcast AND our work got renewed for another year. It brings me joy that Bob keeps being a 40 year old who lives with Mommy on patreon wellfare and "analizes" useless pop culture for a smaller public every month

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Bob should take a look at this and learn something if he wants to be more like Mario.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Why does this fat retard keep saying he is getting healthier? Nigga looks like shit and he isn't exercising.

 

[Adamska]

Bob should take a look at this and learn something if he wants to be more like Mario.

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That's the beauty of being a delusional retard who lashes out in rage at people happier than him to avoid just taking a box cutter to his throat; he can look at that and invent bullshit reasons why he's totally tolerant.

See he thinks he's tolerant because he masturbates to trannies as hard as he does the women he stalks online. He can't be a bigot, he gurgles as he consooms eight big macs and babbles about gassing the south, ignoring all the black people he includes in the gassing.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Why does this fat retard keep saying he is getting healthier? Nigga looks like shit and he isn't exercising.

He still has that teenage mindset of inventing skills and achievements to feel superior (or at least comparable) to their peers. We all have done that, and we all grow up from it somewhere in our high school years.

But we are talking about Bob, whose mindset has never evolved past high school, the last time he had a shred of normalcy and a social life. As such, his enemies are worthless and irredeemable bullies, and he flexes non-existent or outlandish accolades to impress a bunch of folks that couldn't care less about his white bloated carcass.

This is a humanoid pork bun that says he can bench 310lbs at the gym. That is, what, 3 plates in each side of the bar? Literal Olympic weightlifting prowess there. He also spelunks on the regular, can score threesomes, is an expert pussy-eater, knows proper gun safety, and is a total Renaissance Man with refined and accurate tastes and expertise in everything. And don't you dare doubt him, you insect.

Oh, and he brags about having rum for breakfast. Who the hell thinks starting your day with alcohol on an empty stomach is the sign of a healthy, happy and successful man? Which piece of cheap pop culture etched that idea inside his feces-filled cranium? Hell, does he really think rum is this expensive, exclusive beverage that only a select few get to drink on a regular basis? Anybody but the most brain-dead moron can see through his bullshit, which explains why the only place his schtick can still catch fools is on Twitter. And even then, the average dolt that uses it is starting to get real tired of his constant bloviating.

 

[cypocryphy]

Retweeted by Bob "Thou shalt not enjoy any DC Comics movie made after 1997 (among other bro movies...)" Chipman.