Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

As I said the Democrats should hire Bobby to be their spokes-clump-of-cells. Can anyone figure out what he wants to say?

I guess he meant is "no jabs, no jobs and no service" but he is somehow too chickenshit to say that outright?

As I always say, Medicine is a service industry, and the consoomers are always right. Don't ever believe it when people call you "hero": they are merely manipulating you.
Let's hear it from Chu-Chu:


Chu-chu blames Liberals for the death of his sister. Even Bobby tells him to cut it out:


Chu-chu defends Teacher Union.

"Why is everyone fleeing my flyover country community for high paying tech jobs on the coasts?" Good fucking riddance! Go troon out California kids and teach them to hate their skin, you sick fucks!

Bobby is both a working-class person and a small business owner:






Finally, AOC is caught in a tryst in Florida:

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Spiderman sperging:


Bobby seems to hate Andrew Garfield because he is tainted by Sony's "Bootleg MCU films":




Simp:

 

[Red Hood]

As I said the Democrats should hire Bobby to be their spokes-clump-of-cells. Can anyone figure out what he wants to say?
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I guess he meant is "no jabs, no jobs and no service" but he is somehow too chickenshit to say that outright?

As I always say, Medicine is a service industry, and the consoomers are always right. Don't ever believe it when people call you "hero": they are merely manipulating you.
Let's hear it from Chu-Chu:
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Chu-chu blames Liberals for the death of his sister. Even Bobby tells him to cut it out:
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Chu-chu defends Teacher Union.
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"Why is everyone fleeing my flyover country community for high paying tech jobs on the coasts?" Good fucking riddance! Go troon out California kids and teach them to hate their skin, you sick fucks!

Bobby is both a working-class person and a small business owner:
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Finally, AOC is caught in a tryst in Florida:
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Spiderman sperging:
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Bobby seems to hate Andrew Garfield because he is tainted by Sony's "Bootleg MCU films":
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Simp:
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Bob Chipman, Cuties defender, is simping a girl that looks like she's 14 or so.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So fucking obsolete. Casseroles are the whitest of white bread cooking.

Throw them in the gulag and toss away the key.

Bob likes things that don't offend him personally, so the blandness of a casserole not being spicy is probably why he likes it.

Bobby seems to hate Andrew Garfield because he is tainted by Sony's "Bootleg MCU films":
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Simp:
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Back in the day, when he first started, Bob said he refused to be one of those hyperbolic critics who said a movie was the worst thing ever. And he wasn't, he's such a fuckwit he genuinely believes Andrew Garfield coming back as Spider-Man is hurting him somehow.

Also, before I clicked on that image, I thought the photo was of a kid. Still wasn't surprised that the Cuties fan was simping for a kid though.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

As I said the Democrats should hire Bobby to be their spokes-clump-of-cells. Can anyone figure out what he wants to say?
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I guess he meant is "no jabs, no jobs and no service" but he is somehow too chickenshit to say that outright?

"Post-covid" is not yet "feesible" because COVID still exists, Robert.

Bobby is both a working-class person and a small business owner:
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47% of all employees are employed by small businesses. 65% of job growth since 2000 has been in small businesses. Why would he think that the "lifeblood of America is ... gigantic multinationals" when they aren't even the majority of large businesses let alone all business of which 99.9% are small businesses.

Funny that he's calling others "suburbanite slobs" too.

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I guess this would be Appeal to Rage Against The Machine.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob, living on internet welfare and random contracts isn't a small business anymore than a guy who does food delivery 3 nights a week and has a fixed address of "someone's couch" is a small business.

Oh look, Occasional Cortex mentioned sexual frustration and creepy weirdos and Bob showed up. I guess he's one o' thems Republicans.

Is this a Make A Wish thing? Because in the "boy or girl" metric my meter came up "preteen cancer patient".

Cuphead's like 4 years old. We're long past the point where it qualified for a review, definitive or not, and we don't get extensions because the early reviews were done by the kind of geniuses who could not understand simple words and symbols. Wait another 4 years and put out a retro review, or a retrospective, or some other retrothing.

 

[Cactuar King]

Oh look, Occasional Cortex mentioned sexual frustration and creepy weirdos and Bob showed up. I guess he's one o' thems Republicans.

Someone should shoop AOC's head onto that Bob and Lindsay selfie.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is this a Make A Wish thing? Because in the "boy or girl" metric my meter came up "preteen cancer patient".

I didn't notice it until you quoted it, but the tweet is from over a year ago and he's RTing now.

Also, it's a Splatoon streamer.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Happy new year my fellow Bobologists. Here's to another year of fun and excitement and Bob blaming everyone else for his problems but most of all here's to you!

 

[make_it_so]

Finally, AOC is caught in a tryst in Florida:

Okay
1. Tweet in question doesn't say anything to indicate that either Steve Cortes or any other GOP member wants to fuck her (and who the hell would want to - see looks and sounds like a fucking horse).
2. This is rich coming from the 40-year old incel blob that thirst-posts on Twitter constantly.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

They still sell concentrated cream of chicken soup?

We deserve the coof.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I didn't notice it until you quoted it, but the tweet is from over a year ago and he's RTing now.

I'll be damned, I didn't even notice that when I quoted it! Good catch!

 

[Koby_Fish]

They still sell concentrated cream of chicken soup?

We deserve the coof.

Campbleh's cream of anything soups are often touted as bases for various culinary abortions, which Campbleh prints enthusiastically on the insides of their soup can labels (and sometimes the outside, if it's short enough). Most often it's some form of casserole, although occasionally there's shit like baking pork chops in that shit. You'd never want to eat cream of chicken, cream of broccoli, or (BLEH) cream of celery on their own, prepared as an actual soup. I wouldn't even want to eat them in casseroles. The ONLY one of those cream soups I even actually like as actual soup is standard Cream of Mushroom soup, and I STILL wouldn't want it in a casserole.

But the chipmans have palates like a cow's backside, and I am fat and would not have sex with Bob.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Spiderman sperging:

1. I always note how the reverance Bob has to MCU is religious. I use the words "heathen company" when conveying Bob's relationship with Sony. In these tweets you can see that I am not exaggarating. Notice the wording, the zeal... He is actually mad that Sony is not PUNISHED for "The Amazing Spider-Man" films. Roberto isnt an atheist. He believes in the Feige.
2. It's been mentioned before but it is worth reiterating. Spider-Gwen owes very much her existence to Emma Stone's popular portrayel of the character.
3. There are no other cries to have Spider-Gwen movies in any social media, only people wat to see her connected to the Sony's Garfield films. So Roberto's claims about the character "divorced" from her origin are clearly another rewrite of reality he does in crayons all over his dying from diabetes brain.

Also, that "I am a critic" as an excuse, Roberto? Youre not. You are an internet fat slob lazy loser.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Campbleh's cream of anything soups are often touted as bases for various culinary abortions, which Campbleh prints enthusiastically on the insides of their soup can labels (and sometimes the outside, if it's short enough). Most often it's some form of casserole, although occasionally there's shit like baking pork chops in that shit. You'd never want to eat cream of chicken, cream of broccoli, or (BLEH) cream of celery on their own, prepared as an actual soup. I wouldn't even want to eat them in casseroles. The ONLY one of those cream soups I even actually like as actual soup is standard Cream of Mushroom soup, and I STILL wouldn't want it in a casserole.

But the chipmans have palates like a cow's backside, and I am fat and would not have sex with Bob.

I only use cream of mushroom in my hamburger stroganoff recipe, and even then it's only for the creaminess as I use a puree of roasted garlic/caramelized onions as well as onion soup base, worcestershire sauce, oregano, and bit of vinegar (malt or apple cider) to add flavor.

 

[Big Nasty]

Bob, living on internet welfare and random contracts isn't a small business anymore than a guy who does food delivery 3 nights a week and has a fixed address of "someone's couch" is a small business.

The thing is, to the neoliberal corporate mind, that guy on the couch is "self-employed" and running a "small business".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob, I don't like AOC, but there is a time and a place to remind the world about your fetish for Latinas and now is not it.

 

[JayHarrison]

As I said the Democrats should hire Bobby to be their spokes-clump-of-cells. Can anyone figure out what he wants to say?
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I guess he meant is "no jabs, no jobs and no service" but he is somehow too chickenshit to say that outright?

I'd love to start seeing restaurants refuse to serve Moviebob simply because he's a Moviebob.

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As I always say, Medicine is a service industry, and the consoomers are always right. Don't ever believe it when people call you "hero": they are merely manipulating you.
Let's hear it from Chu-Chu:
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GreyKnight8008 is correct and Moviebob is, as usual, too stupid to recognize reality.

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Bobby is both a working-class person and a small business owner:
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I have a pretty good feeling that Moviebob, Inc., will never have a work force above... three.

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I wish Moviebob wouldn't tarnish the names of MLK and Malcolm X, two historical figures who would have despised Bob.

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Finally, AOC is caught in a tryst in Florida:
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I'm not mad about not being able to go out on a date with AOC. I'm actually quite ecstatic about that slice of reality; there is literally nothing you could do to make me go out on a date with AOC.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I only use cream of mushroom in my hamburger stroganoff recipe, and even then it's only for the creaminess as I use a puree of roasted garlic/caramelized onions as well as onion soup base, worcestershire sauce, oregano, and bit of vinegar (malt or apple cider) to add flavor.

see, this is why the chipmans (ALL of them) are shitty cooks. While cream soup is a shortcut when it comes to making something like a sauce, just by itself it's nothing special. Adding extra stuff like roasted garlic, spices, and vinegar/worcestershire to actually give it extra flavor,

Though, there's no saying what a bland-trained autist palate like chippa's kid will do with worcestershire.

 

[Mr Snek]

see, this is why the chipmans (ALL of them) are shitty cooks. While cream soup is a shortcut when it comes to making something like a sauce, just by itself it's nothing special. Adding extra stuff like roasted garlic, spices, and vinegar/worcestershire to actually give it extra flavor,

Though, there's no saying what a bland-trained autist palate will do with worcestershire.

See I've got no problem with the Chipmans cooking shitty white trash food, everyone makes some weird or just bad food from time to time, either through experimenting or inexperience. My issue is that for some reason Chris feels the need to broadcast even dish he makes to the internet. I dislike food posting in general, but it's at least acceptable when it's either good looking, hard to make or has a nice story around it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

See I've got no problem with the Chipmans cooking shitty white trash food, everyone makes some weird or just bad food from time to time, either through experimenting or inexperience. My issue is that for some reason Chris feels the need to broadcast even dish he makes to the internet. I dislike food posting in general, but it's at least acceptable when it's either good looking, hard to make or has a nice story around it.

Yeah, it's getting ridiculous, Chris is acting like a damn selfie thot with all these damn pictures. What's next, Chippa in the third person ASMRs on Twitch?