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Bob has finally made it; he's in a meme where the only other person I recognize is Hillary Clinton.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Jesus, an entire pan? As in, those Stoffer's family-sized frozen pan lasagnas you find in the freezer section?
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Forget the calories and imagine the sodium!
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Aren't those like 2 1/2 pounds or something like that?
Either way, this is 1/5 of what the fuck he can shove down his throat according to the company.
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If he's eating the whole thing there's almost no difference between that and consuming an entire pint of Chubby Hubby.
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Context: bitching about J.K Rowling, what else?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, Strange Academy being a challenger to Harry Potter, fucking lol.
First, Strange Academy doesn't even break the top 50 best selling comics, taking into account that even the best selling comic right now barely goes over 150K, which is nothing to a series of books that outsells it montly and easily despise being two decades old, the Harry Potter section on the Universal theme park was responsible for almost double the attendance, and bitch all you want about the fantastic beasts movies, the last one everybody said it was a piece of shit, made more money than the Eternals.... yeah, anyone can play thebox office game fatty.
Also,Robert never read a single issue of Strange Academy, he is just repeating what other people are saying, "Oh it is just like Harry Potter in the marvel universe", and I've read it for about 7 issues and it is and isn't.
I've never read harry Potter, but even I know that the first book was all about building the magic world, the school, the classes, teachers, and to make people feel like they want to join the school, and to this day we have gown man and women still butt-hurt they can't go to Hogwarts.
Strange Academy not so much. It is Marvel wankery, they got all the magic users in the marvel comics to be teachers to a bunch of kids that also have ties to Marvel characters, on of the main characters is the son of Dormamu, one of the Doc Strange big bads. And from the start they go on adventure in famous Marvel places with famous marvel characters, and the whole idea of that they are in a "magic school" is mostly lost, aside from some panel that show them being in class... even if zero to no plot takes place in class.
I can't say it is bad per si, because Scottie Young, who wrote one of my favorite books of the last 5 years (Middlewest) does have a nice plot going and he isn't a complete hack like the other guys writting for Marvel, but Young ain't that hot either, and he just wrote a fucking dud in the "The Me You Love In The Dark" (fucking awfull).
Cards on the table, I fucking hate magic shit, I don't like kid adventure plots, and I don't like special school settings (the idea of the X-men being in a school was barely used let's be real), and I hate Humbert Ramos' (the artist in this book) work, so I would never like Strange Academy, and I've read because of this buzz that idiots like Robert were saying about this mediocre comic being able to topple what is to be the biggest pop franchise since fucking Star Wars, and that was a laugh.
Keep sucking that Disney cock Robert, maybe if you suck hard enough you can bend reality.
"But muh Disney +"... yeah, those Disney + shit must be going gangbusters, the most quiet gangbusters I ever heard before, or haven't. Seriously, after the Wandavision stuff, shit went silent, i just haven't heard people talking about it anyone.
And no, I'm not a retard like the Nerdrotic fags of the world with the "SJW DISNEY FAIL LOLOLOLOL", I'm sure Disney is making their bank, but they aren't being part of the talk anymore, the Marvel shit is just there now.
"But muh Spider-man", yeah... Member Berries are still potent as ever, call me if Marvel can still pull the same trick without them, because this trick won't work for long, ask Star Wars.
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If he did physical labor (or kept himself in good enough shape to bench 300lbs), eating that much in one sitting wouldn't be too much of an issue. As it stands, we know exactly what he does for a living, and his shape is significantly less than good.
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I don't get eating store bought lasagna. Its clearly awful for you and doesn't even taste good.
Also, Bob taking aim at the Harry Potter franchise continually proves that he's inept in all aspects of pop culture.
Strange Academy looked awful, can't wait to see how much money the mouse throws around to make a shittier version of it.
Also, Bob taking aim at the Harry Potter franchise continually proves that he's inept in all aspects of pop culture.
Strange Academy looked awful, can't wait to see how much money the mouse throws around to make a shittier version of it.
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It's funny how he focuses on the "movie brand" for Harry Potter when... it's over. They did them all which ended a decade ago. The books ended in 2007, they kept selling and sold over 500 million copies by 2018. The brand's big enough that these spin-off movies are scheduled into 2024 already. The theme park stuff is huge as you note. The first "real" video game that's not just a movie adaptation is coming soon. There's rumors about a HBO Max series. Nobody cares about Rowling having a position on trans-rights that's actually to the "left" of mainstream opinion except a very online cult.
It's like he fundamentally can't comprehend a brand that doesn't continuously produce new films (and film-related media) for him to consume and relies on its established works selling over and over again to new fans with each generation.
But sure, a Dr. Strange based spin-off on Disney+ will totally end Harry Potter. Just like the Battlestar Galactica reboot stopped the Star Wars craze.
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People really overestimate how much Joe Average Consoomer cares about trans twitter slap fights.
The next time they open a new Harry Potter ride at Universal, the line will extend to the park entrance, again.
The next time they open a new Harry Potter ride at Universal, the line will extend to the park entrance, again.
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I thought you were kidding until I read up on Wikipedia.
Glenn Greenwald appeals to human decency and common sense against the Cancel Culture Mob. Bobby has neither:
Everyone knows Bobby is an expert on friendship and social psychology.
At long last they'll throw Trump in jail!
Peter Coffin and co. speak against prostitution, contra Oliver Lennard. Bobby thinks prostitution is "taking power/agency on your own terms".
Haz is a "caveman" because he is buff and masculine -- I mean because he still believes in nationhood.
And so far as the WHOLE world is concerned, Bobby is an annoying parasite.
New shit to consoom -- a non-problematic alternative to Harry Potter, courtesy of MCU!
What does he mean by "Rowling handed Mickey the dagger herself"? I thought Universal owns the filming rights?
Creep.
Bobby's thirst is unslakeable:
I thought Bobby's thoughts and feelings would be like this?
These obsessives are still butthurt that Black Panther didn't get Best Picture.
Bobby's hate boner is 48 minute long, and KF refused the backup video.
DCEU:
Lunatic.
Back to Rowling. Nutters are determined to stick any imagined crimes on her.
More tranny bullshit. Another tranny mistakes TV as reality:
For some reason I can no longer upload shit all of a sudden. If any of the screenshot doesn't show, let me know.
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"A flaming bigot." JK Rowling's biggest mistake was trying to pander to these wokescolds, despite giving them a gay main character in Dumbledore and saying how much she supports trans rights on Twitter, they still treat her as if she turned a firehose on a group of black civil rights protesters or bought up all of the world's AIDs medicine and burned it in a pyre. Also, the world didn't try giving up making new Harry Potter shit. It's just that it's hard to find that combination of story, worldbuilding and budget to knock the original off its pedestal, and anything "magic school-y" will be seen pretty much as a copycat of HP, even if it originally pre-dated Harry Potter. Bob's theory that a Disney capeshit comic would replace Harry Potter is more of him shilling for things he likes.
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The DOJ has nothing to do with this NY state case. Also it has nothing to do with the "GQP pols and their terrorist voters" it's a civil action against the Trump Organization for lying about real estate values. I mean... duh?
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Black Panther wasn't even the best capeshit movie. Though whatever mad bastard decided to make it a whole black pride event, they should be given the biggest goddamn bonus, because holy cow I haven't seen people go so hard for obvious marketing in my entire life. To be fair, I don't care about the oscars, but even if I did, I don't think any MCU film should've won one.
Also, poor every country that isn't America, Bob considers himself a citizen of your nation, regardless if you want him or not. You can all share our pain.
Also, poor every country that isn't America, Bob considers himself a citizen of your nation, regardless if you want him or not. You can all share our pain.
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Chris Ingersoll is the only one here with a good point. Why Robert thinks giving Black Panther the Oscar for Best Picture would somehow stop people from promoting superhero movies for awards is as baffling as most of Robert's opinions. They'd just say you gave it to the decidedly average Black Panther, of course this superior film deserves it too! Nobody would say "oh, we already got our one award" and give up.
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Honestly if Dark Knight, a legitimately excellent film that happens to be about a superhero, didn't take best picture, does he really think Marvel's assembly line capeshit deserves it?
Or wait do dudebros liking it cancel that out?
Or wait do dudebros liking it cancel that out?
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Wasn't even a mistake, considering all that happened was the 3% of social media that's never happy attacked her.... big deal.
Stores didn't refuse to carry the books
Amusement parks didn't shut down their themed rides
TV execs made a few lukewarm "Uh....We're not with her, diversity is our strength!" posturing statements but ultimately didn't pull down the shows.
Nothing she said was directed at any one person, so nobody can sue her for her horrific wrongtink... and companies are contractually bound to keep paying her royalties, so the pipe dreams of the Twitterverse to get the big corporations to just stop paying bigots! (clap, clap, clap) and refuse to abide by a business contract they signed without losing the instant it gets to court and being forced to write those checks anyway? plus possible penalty? Because you don't like the person? That dream is as dead as Dumbledore. Ain't gonna happen.
And even if they WERE successful, she doesn't have to give back any of the "Fuck You" money she has....(is it just me, or do leftists suffer from a lack of understanding ontological inertia, that you can't undo something by retroactively cancelling the check that paid for it?) You think that if you can wrench the rights from Rowling, she has to give back all the money? It doesn't work that way, nothing in the world works that way. But I get how the mob doesn't understand it, they also think you can end racism by burning down museums that have slave artifacts in them....
You'll never win, haters. She's living rent free in the wokescold's heads alongside Dave Chappelle, Gina Carano and Donald Trump and there's NOTHING they can do about it. Except "accidentally" dox her and hope someone else with more balls strikes a blow in their name...... the terminal nanny-state supporters being utterly unable to do anything themselves except bitch and whine, seethe and dilate, or shit their pants and do nothing.
All that happened from the "flaming bigotry" (which really isn't but I digress) is a small corner of the internet got really mad, and the official Quiddich League said they no longer considered her Honorary Commissioner between hyperventilations and taking big heaping gulps of soymilk while they debated if there's a way to ever survive such a thing.... wow.... what a tragedy.
If anything, the number of fans she won or possibly won back by rejecting woke idiocy vis-a-vis gender politics more than offsets the NEETS, dangerhairs and future asylum dwellers that sent her death threats and burned their Funko Pops.... saying "Not my God! NOT MY GOD!"
She apparently "went out a flaming bigot" but what cost did that really take? About nothing, nobody who matters changed their opinion of her, she still lives in a castle and you don't, and you can't Ministry-of-Truth her out of being the creator, what with her still being, infuriatingly, alive and contractually allowed to defend same. Unlike Stan Lee who is too dead to protest the wokening of Marvel, and George Lucas, who signed away the right to protest Disnefying the Star Wars universe for a billion bucks.
She's still the creator, her word is still canon, she still gets the royalties and there's nothing you can do about that. No matter how much she wrongthinks and how much you white knight.
To quote the Khmer Rouge about those who have removed their support from Rowling and think it matters? at all? :
To keep you is no benefit
To destroy you is no loss
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What is it with ugly men wanting to be beautiful women?
Seriously, they are ugly people, inside-out.
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Hell, the second that game gets a release date, it'll get enough pre-orders to make a profit.
Bobby thinks that Dark Knight is a shit movie because the wrong people like it so in his mind it was never even considered.
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I mean, did Bob even see/review The Green Book? (I don't remember seeing evidence of such but then again I avoid giving bob youtube clicks as much as possible). I can fully understand why it would get best picture (out of anything, let alone Black Panther, and although I didn't see Black Panther, I've seen most of the other capeshit from Marvel - tapped out after Thor: Ragnarok), and if the rest of the MCU is any indication, there's a good reason why The Green Book got it over Black Panther, even if the reason it got it is duelling pandering. (I'll take my puzzle pieces now)
I mean, what's not to like about the juxtaposition of a talented Black Musician, who's driven around by an Italian-American to various gigs around America, and the Italian guy's eyes being opened to just how bad discrimination was back then? Sure it was heavyhanded in places, but I think it did a good job of making the audience see the picture of what things were like back then. If Bob said anything about this movie, I wanna know just what he said and why he thought WAKANDA FOREVER deserved to win over this (oh wait, I already know - Green Book ain't capeshit).
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