Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

He only says he watched it because nerds watch it right? I'm a nerd so therefore I have to say I watched it. I'll just watch the parodies since this shit's boring.

Reminder this crayon eating retard admitted in his manifesto that he did the same thing with gaming by watching and reading other people's playthroughs and opinions and made them his own. If he does it for games, I fully believe he does it for all media, especially movies and TV because he's decided that's what he's "good" at.

The one and only Linkara video I have seen was where he talked about the Silent Hill comics (which I read back in the day). After the skit where he caught Pyramid Head in a pokeball he said he is fully engrossed in the Lore of Silent Hill despite never having playing a single game in his life. I turned off the video afterwards.

Was there really a dark age when people took these idiots seriously?

fucking autistic coomers man...

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of revisionist history but this dude is in his 30's. He got a 57K modem when he was 11, watched a ton of porn between 12-17. Around 2012-ish when the dopamine receptors burned to hell and back he put on a dress and started jerking off thinking he's a cute anime girl.

This is almost textbook level autogynephilia:

>I'm a lesbian - no, you're not, you're a man.
>I'm attracted to CIS men - you have seen enough men in your porno that you don't mind seeing a dick in the wild.
>I have little interest in having sex for my own sake - I have burned my pleasure receptors so much that the basic instinct even insects have is no longer enough for me
>I still have a sex drive - I fucked up my head but my natural instincts are there, except they are channeled towards more and more extreme and deviant sensations
>The only rason I want to have sex for myself.... - I still want to fuck but because I'm a disgusting waste of oxygen that fell for the degeneracy trap I can only get excited at the prospect of something I haven't tried before. Putting on a dress and having a cute waifu suck my girlpenis while she tells me how cute, valid and what a great person I am.
>Very much an iffy prospect - Porn hasn't killed all my brain cells, they still cling like cockroaches inside my head and is the only thing stopping me for puting a bulet in my brain after having spent my entire youth in a fictional sex haze.

One of the best blogs out there was "The Last Psychiatrist". He had an article tearing Cosmo a new one where Men won't have sex with their wives, blah, blah pop-psychology. The point of the argument was, you could look like Dolly Parton but your man wouldn't touch you unless he though he was Burt Reynolds. If your husband sees himself as old, fat and balding that's what's going to kill his sex drive.

Lass can't and will neve have fulfilling sex with anyone because the only type of intercourse he can have is penis in vagina. Unless he unfucks years of damage inside his head, even if he gets his cute anime waifu to suck his girlcock, he won't get it up. Because he knows full well that he fucked up bad. He will never say it but he knows.

 

[The tired cat]

I mean, did Bob even see/review The Green Book? (I don't remember seeing evidence of such but then again I avoid giving bob youtube clicks as much as possible). I can fully understand why it would get best picture (out of anything, let alone Black Panther, and although I didn't see Black Panther, I've seen most of the other capeshit from Marvel - tapped out after Thor: Ragnarok), and if the rest of the MCU is any indication, there's a good reason why The Green Book got it over Black Panther, even if the reason it got it is duelling pandering. (I'll take my puzzle pieces now)

I mean, what's not to like about the juxtaposition of a talented Black Musician, who's driven around by an Italian-American to various gigs around America, and the Italian guy's eyes being opened to just how bad discrimination was back then? Sure it was heavyhanded in places, but I think it did a good job of making the audience see the picture of what things were like back then. If Bob said anything about this movie, I wanna know just what he said and why he thought WAKANDA FOREVER deserved to win over this (oh wait, I already know - Green Book ain't capeshit).

I dont think it wasnt because Green Book wasnt a superhero flick, but because the musicians family crawled out and started bashing the movie being full of lies and going "a blackman would never be friends with some white boi!"

 

[Positron]

Once again, Bobby gets his hate-boner imagining MAGA chuds starving to death

No, "emiserate" is not a word. Bobby should have thrown his thesaurus away; the word is "immiserate".

Ashill Babbitt:


Med students have too much time on their hands (Katie Herzog's Substack)

The unprofessional, unethical behavior of these doctors-to-be is another strike against student-debt forgiveness, speaking of:

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James Lindsay confuses Globohomo with Globocomo:


Bobby is a "decent, stand up guy". MOS should get checked for HIV encephalopathy.


Peter Coffin is jealous of Oliver Lennard's "success".


Bobby seems to want to get friendly with this Max Rebo person:


To Bobby, social class and material reality are just "a state of mind":


Child-groomer thinks Twitter is a threat to her life. Good. As Bobby loves to say, bad things should happen to bad people.

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Glenn Greenwald breaks bad news. Big Tech's rampant censorship makes France and Germany unhappy.


Greenwald on the connection between FBI and Big Media:


We should count ourselves lucky that Social Media hasn't yet become our legislators -- although if Bobby had his way this is going to change.




Elizabeth Holmes


Joe Rogan

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Lots of DC-related bullshit:


Bobby wants Batman to be a playboy -- or a Tony Stark copycat:


Bobby hates Jared Leto more than he hates Trump.

So instead of "F___ Drumph for killing the cinema industry and genociding Cultural Elites!!!!", Bobby goes "Heh heh serves you right Sony!!!"

Whor


The Mary Sue on MCU



Benedict Cumberbatch has jaws?

Luke's Matrix-Star Wars fanfiction






Chu-chu got fucked up on Speed:

For the record I don't know of any drug that is "blocked" by vitamin C.

Nigger thirst


Tranny thirst



Get a new comeback, for fuck's sake!


On second thought, Bobby should stick to cuck jokes; he can't handle any learned concept.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

The point of the argument was, you could look like Dolly Parton but your man wouldn't touch you unless he though he was Burt Reynolds. If your husband sees himself as old, fat and balding that's what's going to kill his sex drive.

Speaking of which.

You gotta give Parton credit back in the day.

Without all of the botox and other crap she did to try and keep her looks later in life, she was way, way above Bobby's pay grade.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of revisionist history but this dude is in his 30's. He got a 57K modem when he was 11, watched a ton of porn between 12-17. Around 2012-ish when the dopamine receptors burned to hell and back he put on a dress and started jerking off thinking he's a cute anime girl.

This is almost textbook level autogynephilia:

>I'm a lesbian - no, you're not, you're a man.
>I'm attracted to CIS men - you have seen enough men in your porno that you don't mind seeing a dick in the wild.
>I have little interest in having sex for my own sake - I have burned my pleasure receptors so much that the basic instinct even insects have is no longer enough for me
>I still have a sex drive - I fucked up my head but my natural instincts are there, except they are channeled towards more and more extreme and deviant sensations
>The only rason I want to have sex for myself.... - I still want to fuck but because I'm a disgusting waste of oxygen that fell for the degeneracy trap I can only get excited at the prospect of something I haven't tried before. Putting on a dress and having a cute waifu suck my girlpenis while she tells me how cute, valid and what a great person I am.
>Very much an iffy prospect - Porn hasn't killed all my brain cells, they still cling like cockroaches inside my head and is the only thing stopping me for puting a bulet in my brain after having spent my entire youth in a fictional sex haze.

One of the best blogs out there was "The Last Psychiatrist". He had an article tearing Cosmo a new one where Men won't have sex with their wives, blah, blah pop-psychology. The point of the argument was, you could look like Dolly Parton but your man wouldn't touch you unless he though he was Burt Reynolds. If your husband sees himself as old, fat and balding that's what's going to kill his sex drive.

Lass can't and will neve have fulfilling sex with anyone because the only type of intercourse he can have is penis in vagina. Unless he unfucks years of damage inside his head, even if he gets his cute anime waifu to suck his girlcock, he won't get it up. Because he knows full well that he fucked up bad. He will never say it but he knows.

I know we compare Bob to Warhammer 40K in this thread, but I think his angels can be reasonably compared to worshippers of Slaanesh (the daemon god/dess of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll.) They seek pleasure in extremis and in increasingly bizarre ways, they're into drug use (estrogen), and they're into heavy body modification.

They'd be perfect followers of Slaanesh.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Bobby's hate boner is 48 minute long, and KF refused the backup video.

Does that constitute as a panic attack? Bob literally spent weeks to create 50 minutes tirade on movies from 8 years ago that he hates just because he sees that people are calling for their sequel?
Never change, Bob. I don't want you to die, yet. I want the last movie you ever see is TASM 3 with Emma Stone Spider-Gwen. Your poorly maintained heart will do the rest.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Once again, Bobby gets his hate-boner imagining MAGA chuds starving to death
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No, "emiserate" is not a word. Bobby should have thrown his thesaurus away; the word is "immiserate".

I'm starting to get inspired to juxtapose a bunch of Robert's descriptions of "MAGA/Trumper trash" with Nazi descriptions of the Untermensch, especially those in Eastern Europe and Russia. Also his tirades about his class of superior Thinkers and the neo-fascist descriptions of the necessary ruling class.

Med students have too much time on their hands (Katie Herzog's Substack)
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He did not in fact read this article now or when it was new.

Greenwald on the connection between FBI and Big Media:
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Glenn Greenwald has not ever said anything "in favor of the distortions and lies about 'CRT' being used TO censor those subjects in classrooms and silence teachers." He almost never mentioned CRT in all of 2021. Robert knows this considering his obsessive surveillance of Greenwald's Twitter feed for wrongthink.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Speaking of which.

You gotta give Parton credit back in the day.

The smile does it for me, call me weird like that.

I know we compare Bob to Warhammer 40K in this thread, but I think his angels can be reasonably compared to worshippers of Slaanesh (the daemon god/dess of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll.) They seek pleasure in extremis and in increasingly bizarre ways, they're into drug use (estrogen), and they're into heavy body modification.

They'd be perfect followers of Slaanesh.

I have no idea about 40K lore but don't the Chaos gods expect something in return? I mean, if you worshipped Khorne but were a 50kg manlet with the grip strength of a toddler, would Khorne answer your calls or would you be smitten just for the insolence? Slaanesh sounds like the kind of god that would promise extacy to the troons only to have them bullycided for the sexual gratification of his other more prominent and useful members.

 

[King Dead]

We should count ourselves lucky that Social Media hasn't yet become our legislators -- although if Bobby had his way this is going to change.
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Okay, this is about the dumbest fucking thing in this batch, and Bob's saying a lot of dumb things. Then again, it's a day ending in Y, so that's not surprising.

So Bob is apparently trying to make the following equivalence:

• People have been questioning the efficacy of wearing a piece of fabric in front of your face in slowing the spread of an airborne virus for quite some time now, but Twitter would ban you for "spreading misinformation" if you dared to go against the established dogma, never mind that this dogma goes against at least a century of medical science saying there's no meaningful effect. A doctor goes on TV and questions their efficacy (I didn't watch the clip so he might have said "well they used to but now OmIcRoN" which is its own stupid, but whatever). He doesn't lose his job for discussing something that isn't totally certain.
• Opie and Anthony once lied on-air about the mayor of Boston dying in a car crash and got their show canceled for it. Later, that same mayor actually died, like humans have a tendency to do, and this event was reported accurately. Nobody lost their job over reporting a story that actually happened, because that would be absolute insanity.

I just don't fucking get how he thinks the two are in any way similar. The former involves people questioning the narrative they've been fed when it doesn't match up with reality and getting punished for digging too deep. The latter is a couple radio hosts lying about someone dying and getting canceled. The former involves the narrative shifting to allow at least some people (those that are invited on national TV, anyway) to walk back the junk science a bit. The latter is the news doing its job and reporting on something that actually happened.

If I had to guess what his mushbrain is trying to say, it's that people were lying about masks doing bupkis before, much like O&A lied about Menino's death. But now that it's true that masks do jack shit, it's okay to say so, much like it was okay to report on Menino's actual death. This is so utterly braindead that I'm feeling dumber just trying to parse it. How he thinks that there's any difference between flimsy fabric's ability to stop a virus six months ago and today is just...

...This hurts my head. I'm gonna stop now. Bob, you're retarded.

 

[Positron]

Chris dreams of a 2-month paid vacation:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I just don't fucking get how he thinks the two are in any way similar.

Let's note too that he's citing a comedy radio show doing a prank and comparing it with reporters reporting the news that someone actually died. All as some kind of counterpoint to Twitter's poor decision making on acceptable COVID narratives.

Also, funny story, Bob as usual is missing key details:

 

[Foltest]

Chris dreams of a 2-month paid vacation:
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Who uses a mask in the gym?

 

[Positron]

Who uses a mask in the gym?

Posers.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Who uses a mask in the gym?

It was mandatory at my gym early last year, and it wasn't pleasant. The mask absorbed my sweat and made it even harder to breath. Thankfully, I don't have to wear one while exercising at the moment. I can only imagine how much grease Chris sweats during his workout.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris dreams of a 2-month paid vacation:
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Am I reading that screen right? Did he really spend almost half an hour at the lowest setting possible and then bragged about it?

Who uses a mask in the gym?

Boston still has mask mandates for everywhere. They got re-upped around Thanksgiving I think. Bob and Lesser Brother were very proud.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I mean, did Bob even see/review The Green Book?

Bob hated that one, if I remember correctly.

 

[Tronathon242]

I'm starting to get inspired to juxtapose a bunch of Robert's descriptions of "MAGA/Trumper trash" with Nazi descriptions of the Untermensch, especially those in Eastern Europe and Russia. Also his tirades about his class of superior Thinkers and the neo-fascist descriptions of the necessary ruling class.

There's a reason I like to call Bobert's outline for MAGA country "General Plan Süd und Westen." There are bits and pieces scattered about his numerous Twitter rants, but you can line them all up together and make a near one to one comparison to the original genocidal scheme.

The highlights include:
-deportations (he wants to empty out the middle in particular for his masturbatory Jurassic Park fantasy land)
-starvation (the good urbanites get all the food now, the mayoghouls will slowly become emaciated and starve; this was a major component of the original GP Ost)
-slave labor (he's mentioned this a few times, seems like someone has to maintain the machinery; also a good chance to work them to death)

The only major difference as noted above is that he doesn't intend to fill in the future empty areas with the superior urban Progressive species. Nor does he intend for there be a kind of preserve out on the perimeter of the conquered territory as was a planned consideration for surviving Slavs. But, it really does mirror quite a bit of Nazi thinking. Of course, Bob is only doing this by accident because him actually reading any details of the plan would bore him silly in a matter of seconds.

 

[TowinKarz]

Elizabeth Holmes
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I can't imagine the pain it took for him to write "techligarch vampire" , probably had to have a few drinks before hand to do it. Since, you know, THE SCIENCE is our savior.....

But since he never skimped hard for her, the divorce was probably easy once he got over the hump and the idea of letting the downhill momentum roll into another technicrat that he CAN hate for having the wrong politics (even if the tech works) was worth it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Chris dreams of a 2-month paid vacation:
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Lol, fat fuck works out more than Bob.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's like he fundamentally can't comprehend a brand that doesn't continuously produce new films (and film-related media) for him to consume and relies on its established works selling over and over again to new fans with each generation.

The truth is that people love the comfort of seeing the same thing over and over.

Hell, what the MCU is doing is selling you the same shit over and over. Maybe not literally, but spiritually.