Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

Mars feels the need to make M&Ms more progressive? Why for what reason they are just tiny chocolate circles? Anyone no matter their gender and race can become a fat fuck by eating this crap already. Whats next race swapping the Pringles Guy?

I don't know because apparently we really needed to know the emotional complexity of some of the M&M's or that the green M&M likes to wear sneakers (Really all the "woke" changes are just emotion shit and clothing changes but it's for fucking M&M's they aren't characters people except for weirdo's and small children care about)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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There are a whopping two Justice League cuts. One contains nothing of Whedon's work, the other is more than 51% Whedon's work. Credit is not hard to dole out here. Snyder (and Terrio) received the official credit on both because of DGA/WGA rules and because Warner Bros. only gave Whedon credit for the shooting script since he was never officially hired as director as he was only technically filming "reshoots" that wound up as more than half the movie. I thought Bob was a film industry expert?

First we flew to the Moon; next we make men and women interchangeable.
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Human flight/the moon landing: based on well known and repeatable sciences that would continue to operate without human intervention
The definition of "man" and 'woman" in English: based on social conventions that anyone can adopt or reject and are meaningless to the natural world to the point that even large swaths of the extreme wing of the trans movement publicly knows it can't reject and so reduces itself to ever fine academic distinctions about

Bob is a Believer in "science" until it runs up against his Twitter ingroup priors at which point he switches to things like screaming about how the WHITE TRASH in the United States caused the global COVID pandemic by not getting vaccinated before the vaccines existed.

 

[King Dead]

I’m not a fan of Critical Drinker personally (his taste in movies is too normie for my liking and he rarely talks about movies that aren’t mainstream blockbusters), but he’s still an infinitely better reviewer than Bob and at least seems like a fun guy to hang out with. Also, any time he dunks on the Half-Price Harkonnen, it’s fucking gold.

Of course, I just bring him up as an example of how badly Bob's doing. Even when he blathers on about the latest pop culture ephemera that should be driving viewers to his channel, Bob can't muster even a tenth of what Drinker manages. Maybe the algorithm's given up on Bob, but I feel that if he were actually producing content people wanted to see, he'd be doing a little better.

Hell, it's not like this is even new for Bobbo. Going back to the Escapist's channel, most of his old Big Pictures never cracked six digits either, and that's after years, if not close to a decade. He probably used the old "people are watching it on the website" excuse that Rooster Teeth uses today for their own low Youtube numbers, but I have sincere doubts people were watching it in droves there.

If Bob had some sense, he'd be making an exit plan immediately, though he probably should have years ago. He's unlikely to be hired by an Escapist-type website again when there are plenty of less abrasive, more knowledgeable options to choose from. He's not gaining any new fans, and what fans he does have are dwindling month by month. Considering that's his only source of income now (I doubt he's getting paid much by MatPat to read Wikipedia), that doesn't bode well. He should be saving what he can while he looks for a 9-5, but he's in denial and believes the ride will never end. I just wish it'd happen sooner, the long bleedout is getting dull.

Give him a magic monkey paw, ask him if he'd like it if Alabama never existed.... while still high on the excitement of being able to actually disappear that which displeases him? He'll shout YES!!!! GET RID OF THOSE RACIST HICKS!!!!

*a finger curls*

Now, about the Moon landings you love so much...

What Moon landing? Bob?

When you wished away Alabama you also got rid of the Redstone Arsenal and the Huntsville Space & Rocket Center, without those, we didn't get to the Moon.

You can go a lot further with that. The South is blanketed with NASA sites.

Wish away Texas? You got rid of the Johnson Space Center, no astronauts.
Louisiana? The Michoud Assembly Facility, no moon rockets or shuttles or the ISS.
Mississippi? Stennis Space Center, no engine tests.
Florida? Most obvious of all, Kennedy Space Center, no rocket flights period.

And it may not be strictly NASA, but let's not forget how the bulk of the Manhattan Project was done in Tennessee.

Imagine that, those backwoods hicks actually made a lot of contributions to Bobby's Superior Future. More than he ever has, that's for sure.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And it may not be strictly NASA, but let's not forget how the bulk of the Manhattan Project was done in Tennessee.

Imagine that, those backwoods hicks actually made a lot of contributions to Bobby's Superior Future. More than he ever has, that's for sure.

Their being WHITE TRUMPER TRASH was important to the Manhattan Project in unexpected ways too:

 

[Red Hood]

Of course, I just bring him up as an example of how badly Bob's doing. Even when he blathers on about the latest pop culture ephemera that should be driving viewers to his channel, Bob can't muster even a tenth of what Drinker manages. Maybe the algorithm's given up on Bob, but I feel that if he were actually producing content people wanted to see, he'd be doing a little better.

Hell, it's not like this is even new for Bobbo. Going back to the Escapist's channel, most of his old Big Pictures never cracked six digits either, and that's after years, if not close to a decade. He probably used the old "people are watching it on the website" excuse that Rooster Teeth uses today for their own low Youtube numbers, but I have sincere doubts people were watching it in droves there.

If Bob had some sense, he'd be making an exit plan immediately, though he probably should have years ago. He's unlikely to be hired by an Escapist-type website again when there are plenty of less abrasive, more knowledgeable options to choose from. He's not gaining any new fans, and what fans he does have are dwindling month by month. Considering that's his only source of income now (I doubt he's getting paid much by MatPat to read Wikipedia), that doesn't bode well. He should be saving what he can while he looks for a 9-5, but he's in denial and believes the ride will never end. I just wish it'd happen sooner, the long bleedout is getting dull.

You can go a lot further with that. The South is blanketed with NASA sites.

Wish away Texas? You got rid of the Johnson Space Center, no astronauts.
Louisiana? The Michoud Assembly Facility, no moon rockets or shuttles or the ISS.
Mississippi? Stennis Space Center, no engine tests.
Florida? Most obvious of all, Kennedy Space Center, no rocket flights period.

And it may not be strictly NASA, but let's not forget how the bulk of the Manhattan Project was done in Tennessee.

Imagine that, those backwoods hicks actually made a lot of contributions to Bobby's Superior Future. More than he ever has, that's for sure.

To say nothing of the cultural contributions of the south. Where would you be without fried chicken, Bob?

(Probably 50 lb lighter lol)

And Drinker, though his movie reviews are rather pedestrian most of the time, actually has some insightful things to say in his "Why do we need heroes" and "what's wrong with villains today" or whatever. They were titled.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Not to mention Ohio, which while I think its purple, is red enough for Bob to wish for nuclear death to rain on its inhabitants, over a quarter of US astronauts have come out of Ohio. As someone who spent some time there growing up, I assume its because that going to the Moon was a way to alleviate the boredom and shooting yourself to the moon in a rocket is the best way to get the hell out of there.

Also, speaking of Bob and his simplistic dichotomy of thinkers and believers, not only did Buzz Aldrin take communion in space, but the Apollo 8 crew read Genesis while orbiting the Earth on Christmas Eve (you can even find the audio online). Bob can see these titanic figures of history, all brilliant and competent men and somehow deludes himself into some bullshit no true Scotsman that these people count as Thinkers despite plenty of them calling themselves believers and who I'm sure consider their faith an asset to their life and career.

Even the average Joe Cousinfucker redneck is more pleasant to be around than Bob.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Friendly Reminder that THIS used to be Bob. He would probably try to gas his younger self

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Nerdskull is either extremely confused or extremely disingenuous:

And whats the end goal of criticism and condemnation Nerdskull? A pat on the back? Or is he saying libshits scream impotently instead of enacting change?

 

[Terra Pax]

Not to mention Ohio, which while I think its purple, is red enough for Bob to wish for nuclear death to rain on its inhabitants, over a quarter of US astronauts have come out of Ohio. As someone who spent some time there growing up, I assume its because that going to the Moon was a way to alleviate the boredom and shooting yourself to the moon in a rocket is the best way to get the hell out of there.

Also, speaking of Bob and his simplistic dichotomy of thinkers and believers, not only did Buzz Aldrin take communion in space, but the Apollo 8 crew read Genesis while orbiting the Earth on Christmas Eve (you can even find the audio online). Bob can see these titanic figures of history, all brilliant and competent men and somehow deludes himself into some bullshit no true Scotsman that these people count as Thinkers despite plenty of them calling themselves believers and who I'm sure consider their faith an asset to their life and career.

Even the average Joe Cousinfucker redneck is more pleasant to be around than Bob.

Your forgetting, there is no religion in Star Trek therefore religion is not part of the superior future. Starfleet is predicated on human unity therefore anything divosry such as religion of nationality impedes this. As long as religion and borders exist, Starfleet is further away and therefore bad. Thus concludes Bob's musings on something so trivial as the future of the human race.

 

[TowinKarz]

Even the average Joe Cousinfucker redneck is more pleasant to be around than Bob.

This is fundamentally why Communism failed and why Globalism and Progressivism will also fail:


These movements are all stick and no carrot.

They don't respect basic human free will - everyone is a cog to be put in it's "place" and any resistance to being put in "your" place, from outright refusal to just basic questioning is met with full force of as much violence as they can get away with.



Of course, in civilized countries where ideologues don't have license to murder the nonbelievers, the "or else" part is just laughter-inducing, and that only makes the Bob's even madder: they are the superior futcha, and the superior futcha is NOT TO BE MOCKED!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Your forgetting, there is no religion in Star Trek therefore religion is not part of the superior future. Starfleet is predicated on human unity therefore anything divosry such as religion of nationality impedes this. As long as religion and borders exist, Starfleet is further away and therefore bad. Thus concludes Bob's musings on something so trivial as the future of the human race.

While I agree with your framing of Bob's high Thinker intellectualism, I want to sperg. This is arguably only TNG though. TOS (which I think is Bob's fav?) dabbles in religion quite a bit for a 1960s network TV show including implying at times that Christianity is still dominant for humans and two of the movies literally won't shut up about God (as an aside, imo "Excuse me, what does God need with a starship?" is one of the best Trek lines in a terrible movie), DS9 is totally on board with religion being legitimate and VOY arguably reverses TNG's view except for mainstream Christianity.

As for borders, Trek is pretty definitive about them, what with the Neutral Zone and all.

 

[Terra Pax]

While I agree with your framing of Bob's high Thinker intellectualism, I want to sperg. This is arguably only TNG though. TOS (which I think is Bob's fav?) dabbles in religion quite a bit for a 1960s network TV show including implying at times that Christianity is still dominant for humans and two of the movies literally won't shut up about God (as an aside, imo "Excuse me, what does God need with a starship?" is one of the best Trek lines in a terrible movie), DS9 is totally on board with religion being legitimate and VOY arguably reverses TNG's view except for mainstream Christianity.

As for borders, Trek is pretty definitive about them, what with the Neutral Zone and all.

I appreciate this take ADSP, because I'm not a lunatic. Unfortunately Bob is, as well as shallow to a staggering degree. I his mind he loves the idea if Starfleet, ans he has bogeyman who stand in its way.

Any merits Startrek (which I also kinda like) has is meaningless. That his probable take away is as divorced from reality as his opinion on the entire space race is unsurprising.

He really believes that we should have lunar colonies and artificial consciousnesses because of fiction.

He has never seen anything by actual futurists who's ideas are still cool - such as Isaac Arthur on YouTube. He has no sincere interest in anything, no curiosity; just bitch, moan and retweet.

I've lurked here since 2013, back when @Hollywood Hulk Hogan used to post in character and there was trend of pufferfish avatars so I know. Dont alog, don't be MATI. But I genuinely hate Moviebob, he has insulted me and effectively my entire family based on his garbage opinions. I really do wish him ill, and I hope another Lindsey Ellis reality check happens soon.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Friendly Reminder that THIS used to be Bob. He would probably try to gas his younger self

A shame he deleted this video before I could archive it. Oh well, at least I've got the Bechtloff vid.

Also, speaking of Bob and his simplistic dichotomy of thinkers and believers, not only did Buzz Aldrin take communion in space, but the Apollo 8 crew read Genesis while orbiting the Earth on Christmas Eve (you can even find the audio online). Bob can see these titanic figures of history, all brilliant and competent men and somehow deludes himself into some bullshit no true Scotsman that these people count as Thinkers despite plenty of them calling themselves believers and who I'm sure consider their faith an asset to their life and career.

I find one of Bob's most annoying qualities to be his insistence on changing the definition of words to fit his personal world view. He'll go on and on about how Believers are evil, while also making tweets about how Muslims shouldn't be persecuted, or how other POCs should be allowed to practice religions, even admitting that he doesn't consider himself an atheist. When he talks about eliminating religion, it's clear he's specifically referencing Christianity, and its "Outdated morality" but refuses to state which Christian morals he objects to.

But I think we all know which ones: That Gluttony and Wrath, two key aspects of his personality, are sins.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I hope another Lindsey Ellis reality check happens soon.

The problem with that is that Bob doesn't live in reality and is thus immune to epiphany. Remember his initial reaction to Lindsey telling him that they weren't friends and to BTFO? He claimed that he was "borderline gaslit" before the criticism he received forced him to make a half-hearted apology and referred to her as a colleague when he wasn't even that. Though I believe he harbors some bitterness over the debacle, Bob prefers to either pretend that it never happened or casually brush it off as if it didn't matter. Bob has always had delusions of power that manifest in the belief that he is an intellectual powerhouse, hence he cyberstalks Green Greenwald or (insert GOP politician here) to feed his unwarranted sense of self-importance. Similarly, he acts like he has a rapport James Gunn and/or the DNC elite when he is beneath their notice. As such, showing a shred of true humility and contrition would shatter the elaborate fantasy he concocted in his smooth brain so he might retreat for a couple days when reality bitch-slaps him, but he will return having learned nothing because Twitter is his opium.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

A shame he deleted this video before I could archive it. Oh well, at least I've got the Bechtloff vid.

It's still up for me: https://youtu.be/gw8DkSmJDOg

Granted it still has it's usual "Africa was beautiful before the whites showed up" stuff, but Bob calling his 2016 waifu a bitch and making an African AIDS joke is amazing to see considering his stuff today

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It's still up for me: https://youtu.be/gw8DkSmJDOg

Granted it still has it's usual "Africa was beautiful before the whites showed up" stuff, but Bob calling his 2016 waifu a bitch and making an African AIDS joke is amazing to see considering his stuff today

Oh, I thought it was from episode six, the one he took down. Hell, I assumed this rant was the reason it got taken down. Oh well, archiving anyway just in case. Thanks

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Though I can picture him going into a tard rage and trying to fist fight if he ever got told at a restaurant that NO, they cannot batter dip and deep fry the green bean side dish with his order of bacon wrapped ham.

I'd imagine it would go down something like this but significantly less charming if Bob were to ever flip shit in a restaurant.

Granted, I don't think Bob would ever throw hands in real life because he's a humongous pussy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The problem with that is that Bob doesn't live in reality and is thus immune to epiphany. Remember his initial reaction to Lindsey telling him that they weren't friends and to BTFO? He claimed that he was "borderline gaslit" before the criticism he received forced him to make a half-hearted apology and referred to her as a colleague when he wasn't even that. Though I believe he harbors some bitterness over the debacle, Bob prefers to either pretend that it never happened or casually brush it off as if it didn't matter. Bob has always had delusions of power that manifest in the belief that he is an intellectual powerhouse, hence he cyberstalks Green Greenwald or (insert GOP politician here) to feed his unwarranted sense of self-importance. Similarly, he acts like he has a rapport James Gunn and/or the DNC elite when he is beneath their notice. As such, showing a shred of true humility and contrition would shatter the elaborate fantasy he concocted in his smooth brain so he might retreat for a couple days when reality bitch-slaps him, but he will return having learned nothing because Twitter is his opium.

Bobby's so delusional that he thought that Lindsay would (eventually) forgive him and touch his peepee after he decreed that no-one shall bring that whole debacle up and no-one shall repost that photo, so saith Bob, who received his revelation from on high (Lindsay herself). But if she's already probably muted him or outright blocked him, how would she ever know that he was still white knighting her and defending her to the last with his dying breath? I suppose if he hadn't made such proclamation and "allowed" people to bring it up/discuss it, it could get back to her, but this is all an exercise in infinite futility.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And it may not be strictly NASA, but let's not forget how the bulk of the Manhattan Project was done in Tennessee.

"If it was done in Tennessee, then why is called the Manhattan Project, hmm? Checkmate, obsolescent! "

A shame he deleted this video before I could archive it. Oh well, at least I've got the Bechtloff vid.


I find one of Bob's most annoying qualities to be his insistence on changing the definition of words to fit his personal world view. He'll go on and on about how Believers are evil, while also making tweets about how Muslims shouldn't be persecuted, or how other POCs should be allowed to practice religions, even admitting that he doesn't consider himself an atheist. When he talks about eliminating religion, it's clear he's specifically referencing Christianity, and its "Outdated morality" but refuses to state which Christian morals he objects to.

But I think we all know which ones: That Gluttony and Wrath, two key aspects of his personality, are sins.

There's also lust and pride. His inability to get his dick wet drives him to lust over any halfway decent looking woman on Twitter. And his pride- his "I'm ahkshewally superior to you, believer" attitude- arguably fuels his wrath, and when it's wounded, he patches it with gluttony.

 

[Positron]

Bobby's so delusional that he thought that Lindsay would (eventually) forgive him and touch his peepee after he decreed that no-one shall bring that whole debacle up and no-one shall repost that photo...if she's already probably muted him or outright blocked him, how would she ever know that he was still white knighting her?

It is pure performance, a show, though not for The Abortion herself. Bobby needs to show whoever females and shemales he orbits that he has learned his lesson and would not be a creep any more.