Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well, I can give an estimation based on what I know. For reference, I'll be basing this screenshot on my estimation of Bob's YT income.

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For argument's sake, we'll say Bob's average view count is 20k.

Typically, a content creator gets $2 CPM. That means for every thousand views, they get two dollars. With an MCN, they usually make more, but Bob isn't with one, I'm pretty sure. Assuming that every viewer is watching without using ad block, that means Bob's average is about $40 a video. He usually released at least one video a week, sometimes two, let's call it one and a half over a year. That means he's making 78 videos a year. Times $40, he's making $3120 a year. Currently he's at $3397 a month, so times 12, that's $40,764 a year through patreon. Now, according to Linkara, he makes about a dollar per video a year thanks to people rewatching his old content. For Bob, that would be, approximately, an extra $800.

All up, he's making about $45k a year... at best. Based on a tax calculator I found, someone with this income would walk away with $35,883, or roughly $3000 a month. And the average cost of rent for a 1 bedroom apartment in Lynn is $1700 a month, leaving Bob with $1300 for bills, groceries and his medical expenses, which with proper budgeting, could be lived off. But he's incapable of proper planning and self control, so now he's living with his mother.

And the saddest thing is that these numbers are actually pretty optimistic.
Blobby could win the lottery tomorrow and unless he owned the property I don't think he can live anywhere that isn't family owned.

While all signs point to him being a coward in real life he is still mouthy so imagine if he learned his landlord or a fellow tenant was a Trump Voter, or Anti-Vax, or Anti-Troon Blobby would probably mouth off leading to getting his fat ass an eviction notice.

I mean imagine him seeing the "evil" neighbor with their kids and him commenting to someone next to him "Yeah they look necessary" not even grasping that saying something about children no matter their parents politics would be appalling to the average person.
 

This video is just Bob doing the male feminist gimmick of acting like he's above the unrepentant petty perverts gushing about Tifa's cup size. Then Bob being Bob does exactly that.

TOPIC: Tifa's new "redesign"

Reupload because it's "topical" now, even though he's already a few weeks late just for a few tiny edits.
Oh, that's why he retweeted some random FF7/SMB fanart on Monday. He saw it while collecting material for his new remastered videospank bank.

(Damn it, now I do know which one he was thirsting over....)
 

This video is just Bob doing the male feminist gimmick of acting like he's above the unrepentant petty perverts gushing about Tifa's cup size. Then Bob being Bob does exactly that.

TOPIC: Tifa's new "redesign"

Reupload because it's "topical" now, even though he's already a few weeks late just for a few tiny edits.
-2 minutes in and he's already trying to execute the dumbest skit imaginable, mistaking Tifa for Antifa.
-Right after that Bob does the classic "ugh guys do I really have to talk about this? " bit in current year +7.
-By Minute 3 Bob is creating a strawman out of the whining about Tifa now wearing a sports bra.
-Bob then retorts this whole argument is stupid and pointless, whilst keeps discussing said argument.
-Minute 4 is where Bob rambles away from the original topic in favor of talking about the FF7 ReMake in general.
-In the final minute, Bob laments the fact that internet discourse about FF7 ReMake has been reduced to talking about Tifa's boobies instead of anything else.
-Remember, the "internet discourse" bob talks about in the video is sourced from both a Polygon and Pixelbay.net article.
-"Wouldn't it be great if, once in a while, we could get here without having to start over there? Just a thought." ~ MovieBob

Clickbaity bitch. Bob If you wanted to talk about the FF7 ReMake then do it. You didn't have to reupload a 3 year old video and pretend that it counts as a remaster. If you thought the Tifa controversy was silly then why did you even add it into your video? For the Antifa bit?
the saddest thing about bob is that his content the thing that he actually works for is so fucking bad.
 
So in Scorsese's mind, the Marvel movies and most other comic book movies are basically on the level of flick or movie. Now there are some in my opinion that do aim to reach above that level though - Captain America: Winter Soldier and Civil War are in my view movies that try to reach the level of film, and on the DC side of things, The Dark Knight Trilogy and Joker are films that try to reach the level of cinema. But overall, I agree with Scorsese's assessment - at the end of the day these are popcorn movies. That doesn't make them bad movies, nor does it make it wrong for you to really enjoy them or try to analyze them. But you need keep perspective on them with regards to other films and film-making as an art form. Which means that, no, Black Panther does not deserve to be considered Best Picture material.
I know this is almost a year old post, but Scorsese's comments don't really bother me much as someone who was into the MCU until Endgame and someone who discussed it with their friends at high school.
Also someone who unironically likes Black Panther.

I think its a bit too harsh to call it "not cinema" but I found a video of him saying they were well made. Even then, I can see where he's coming from.

I've always seen there being two types of movies. Popcorn movies and niche/indie movies.
I agree with @make_it_so in that there can be overlaps, I don't know if the Star Wars EU (Old Republic/Revan/Bane/Kreia stuff) goes into this, but I think it does. And I agree, popcorn flicks can be just as good.
Star Wars/Any popcorn flick isn't as complicated or as thought provoking as say, Scorsese's movies, but IMO it is just as good.
I don't know if that's a bad take or whatnot, but I think simple stories, can be just as good as complicated ones.

You just have to look at what job they are doing.

But Moviebob of course ignores the nuance.
 
cOmIcS aRe WiErD

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"Questioning election results was perfectly acceptable Führaa Hillary did it":
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When Moviebob alleges the GOP is disenfranchising minority votes (LOL!), someone should remind him about getting all pissy because Jim Crow Democrats (Bob's own political party) weren't allowed to implement IQ tests as a requirement for voting.



Sexistbob meets Fascistbob (decensored):
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Funny how Moviebob went from liking Georgia when it voted for Fuckwit in Chief Biden to "hollow-consoomerist industry is literally the only reason Georgia is allowed to EXIST" is the span of nearly fifteen months.



ADDENDUM: Sexistbob, part 2 (decensored):
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The irony here: Tulsi Gabbard was correct then, and Tulsi Gabbard is correct still today.
 
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I know this is almost a year old post, but Scorsese's comments don't really bother me much as someone who was into the MCU until Endgame and someone who discussed it with their friends at high school.
Also someone who unironically likes Black Panther.

I think its a bit too harsh to call it "not cinema" but I found a video of him saying they were well made. Even then, I can see where he's coming from.

I've always seen there being two types of movies. Popcorn movies and niche/indie movies.
I agree with @make_it_so in that there can be overlaps, I don't know if the Star Wars EU (Old Republic/Revan/Bane/Kreia stuff) goes into this, but I think it does. And I agree, popcorn flicks can be just as good.
Star Wars/Any popcorn flick isn't as complicated or as thought provoking as say, Scorsese's movies, but IMO it is just as good.
I don't know if that's a bad take or whatnot, but I think simple stories, can be just as good as complicated ones.

You just have to look at what job they are doing.

But Moviebob of course ignores the nuance.
It's all about knowing what kind of movie you're making and not having pretensions beyond that. There's a place for both the basic popcorn flick and the artistic dramatic film in the marketplace, and each has its audience that knows what they want from their movies of choice. Not every movie has to be deep, and nobody need be shamed that their taste in movies is too shallow...unless they believe that their taste actually isn't at all, like Bob.

Scorcese's remarks about the MCU rubbed people like Bobby the wrong way because they put way too much stock in their popcorn films and elevated them in their minds to something much greater. It's much the same as when Roger Ebert declared that video games weren't art and the gaming community got all up in arms trying to prove him wrong for years (usually by making a bunch of boring walking simulators). When you've invested so much of your time into a particular pursuit, so much that you build a fair chunk of your personality around it, to have it effectively called juvenile is a major blow to the ego.

It's bizarre to someone who doesn't share these delusions of grandeur to watch manchildren get so buttblasted over something like that. Like yeah, Marvel movies are decently made, but only in the sense of an assembly line production. You wouldn't express awe at a car coming off the line that has all its parts assembled correctly, painted the right color, and working properly. That's just the bare minimum you'd come to expect. Similarly, if I saw a Marvel movie, I'd expect the usual and little more: actors reading their lines correctly, the standard Marvel plot structure, quippy dialogue, and a bunch of CGI explosions. I have no pretensions of those movies being anything more than popcorn fare. Sometimes there are exceptions that do a little more, but those are few and far between.

But Bob wants so desperately to be viewed as a grownup, to be seen as the Great Thinker he truly believes himself to be, that anything that pops that bubble of delusion must be violently screamed at until it goes away. So any time a big name in Hollywood speaks even the tiniest bit of criticism about the MCU or the abundance of capeshit in general, he'll throw out a bunch of snarky take-thats to try and rebuild his facade of being the smartest guy in the room. The reality is that he's a pathetic manchild whose best years are long behind him, wasting countless hours pontificating on disposable pop culture ephemera, never once coming to terms with his shallow taste in cinema, or anything really.
 
There's no way he doesn't know. Mike has done a lot of work with Doug Tennaple and has gone on his podcast and vice versa. He did that until the troons finally shrieked enough to have Rifftrax publicly denounce Doug and remove any podcasts with him on it. On top of that Mike has done podcasts with the Babylon Bee about being Christian and I'm pretty sure he does an on again and off again podcast with his pastor. Bob handles these facts the best way he knows how, ignore them until it bites him in the ass or angry danger hairs yell at him.

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Chuchu then followed it up with a serious Bob Chipman take.
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tfw you scream the quiet part right into the world's face.
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Even Bob is smart enough to not say "yeah we should just straight up kill anyone who doesn't march to our tune".

This virus has killed 5 million people in 2 years! My proposed solution is to shoot carriers of the virus dead in the streets. We’ll kill ten-to-hundreds of millions of people to save a few million people!

Don’t be afraid to hit that like button to tell me it’s a good suggestion. I need those Twitter asspats. My bumbum is sore from sitting down all day and tweeting takes that make even Bobby blush.
 


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Funny how Moviebob went from liking Georgia when it voted for Fuckwit in Chief Biden to "hollow-consoomerist industry is literally the only reason Georgia is allowed to EXIST" is the span of nearly fifteen months.
Georgia's tax incentives are irrelevant to the industry now since they don't actually have the talent, support network, or quantity of pros. A producer still has to pay to ship talent, crew, and equipment there from LA. This also goes for Miami and Vancouver.

LA is still central because people come here specifically for the industry. This won't change soon. Its all tied to material, space, talent, and centralization of resources.

t. Hollywood.
 
We hear from Racistbob on Affirmative Action™ impacting the U.S. Supreme Court, suggesting that "if you don't support government-sanctioned racism to confirm a black, female SCOTUS nominee, you don't deserve to exist":
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You got a little domestic terrorist eliminationist rhetoric in your tweet about a U.S. Senator there Bob.
 
What a pathetic, stupid, impotent little shitweasel Chu Chu is. Just like Buttbert.
Just remember, if you ever used to love watching Jeopardy but hate the tactic that players frequently use these days of jumping around the bottom of the board looking for the Daily Doubles, it was this fat faggot who popularized it in his run. And know you're not alone; even Alex Trebek (RIP) went on record saying that he hated that strategy because the categories are designed to be played top to bottom, with lower clues building upon those above them, and jumping around the bottom damages that flow. Chu is exactly the sort of person who would abuse a tactic that's not technically against the rules but still makes the game less fun for everyone, just because he could gain a perceived advantage from it. The sort of person you'd eventually have to kick out of your tabletop group because you're sick and tired of him pulling the "aykshually I can do this" card over and over and dragging things out when everyone else just wants to get back to the adventure.

He's an asshole through and through, and I'm glad he's putting himself through all this mental anguish over a fucking cold. I can only hope he actually snaps one day and tries to assault a maskless person, but that would require him to go outside, and it sounds like he hasn't left his house in two years, if not longer.
 
What a pathetic, stupid, impotent little shitweasel Chu Chu is. Just like Buttbert.
I honestly think that Chu is worse than MovieBob, due to that utterly deranged "mindkill" self-brainwashing thing he does to remove all doubt in the righteousness of his "cause". When you deliberately and systematically destroy your own perception of truth like that, you damn yourself beyond all redemption. The Holy Spirit is the spirit of Truth Itself, and that is why sins against the Holy Spirit are unforgivable; if you cannot see what you have done wrong, you cannot possibly ever atone for it. Bob is thoroughly awful as a person, but his only redeeming characteristic is his love for his family. Chu doesn't even get along with most of his own family; I get the feeling this sister that he's freaking out about the potential death of is the last person in his whole family who can still stand him. Also MovieBob never went as far as sending a bomb threat against a gathering of GamerGaters. Both MovieBob and Arthur Chu are genuinely evil, but Chu is probably irredeemable. Good thing he's also so fat, incompetent, and repulsive.
 
I honestly think that Chu is worse than MovieBob, due to that utterly deranged "mindkill" self-brainwashing thing he does to remove all doubt in the righteousness of his "cause". When you deliberately and systematically destroy your own perception of truth like that, you damn yourself beyond all redemption. The Holy Spirit is the spirit of Truth Itself, and that is why sins against the Holy Spirit are unforgivable; if you cannot see what you have done wrong, you cannot possibly ever atone for it. Bob is thoroughly awful as a person, but his only redeeming characteristic is his love for his family. Chu doesn't even get along with most of his own family; I get the feeling this sister that he's freaking out about the potential death of is the last person in his whole family who can still stand him. Also MovieBob never went as far as sending a bomb threat against a gathering of GamerGaters. Both MovieBob and Arthur Chu are genuinely evil, but Chu is probably irredeemable. Good thing he's also so fat, incompetent, and repulsive.
alternately, maybe he's just using this ded sis (and probably didn't even actually get on with her) as fodder for backpats and victim points. :optimistic:
 
alternately, maybe he's just using this ded sis (and probably didn't even actually get on with her) as fodder for backpats and victim points. :optimistic:
His sister is not dead, just suffering from SLE and (according to Chu-chu) failed to develop antibodies after the jabs. As far as I can discern she is living as normally as she used to be -- certainly more normally than Chu-chu ever has lived.

The fucker talked as though she were dead. He is ghoulish.
 
As much as Bob spends his time hate-tweeting around the clock he seems to still actually enjoy CONSOOMING the few mass products he considers acceptable by some strange rubric. (And arguably he should do more CONSOOMING.) I'm not quite sure what Arthur enjoys other than tweeting.
 
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As much as Bob spends his time hate-tweeting around the clock he seems to still actually enjoy CONSOOMING the few mass products he considers acceptable by some strange rubric. (And arguably he should do more CONSOOMING.) I'm not quite sure what Arthur enjoys other than tweeting.
I assume Bob has the MCU playing on his TV while he tweets from his computer, not really paying attention to what's going on when it's the dialogue scenes and fully invested when the big CGI spectacle events are going on.

Also, has anyone watched The Escapist's new contributors? Looks like they've hired on new people since Bob got fired, but they're still struggling for views.
 
I know this is almost a year old post, but Scorsese's comments don't really bother me much as someone who was into the MCU until Endgame and someone who discussed it with their friends at high school.
Also someone who unironically likes Black Panther.

I think its a bit too harsh to call it "not cinema" but I found a video of him saying they were well made. Even then, I can see where he's coming from.

I've always seen there being two types of movies. Popcorn movies and niche/indie movies.
I agree with @make_it_so in that there can be overlaps, I don't know if the Star Wars EU (Old Republic/Revan/Bane/Kreia stuff) goes into this, but I think it does. And I agree, popcorn flicks can be just as good.
Star Wars/Any popcorn flick isn't as complicated or as thought provoking as say, Scorsese's movies, but IMO it is just as good.
I don't know if that's a bad take or whatnot, but I think simple stories, can be just as good as complicated ones.

You just have to look at what job they are doing.

But Moviebob of course ignores the nuance.
Well, also Marvel movies have a very factory feel about that which many of the older popcorn movies didn't have.

Also, his comparison to theme park rides really means sense, the movies are meant to mimic that thrill rather than any you would see even in a popcorn movie of the past, the real giveaway is listening to the audience reaction, while this has always been a thing in American it has gotten more like a reaction from being on a roller coaster and counties where it has always been seen as rude to talk/clap during a movie this has been changing least when it comes to Marvel movies.

If you listen to Scorsese he is fine with superhero movies being a thing but not fine with them pushing other movies out, be it studios not making midbudget movies as much anymore or the very real issue of movies having few to no screens to accommodate more shows of the latest Superhero showing much like when Nightmare Alley which is a Disney movie had screening pulled to make way for more showings of Spiderman. However this issue I won't blame Marvel for making those movies but on the studios for demanding a number of screens for their movies or picking poor release dates in the first place. The other group to blame is the audience who choose to only see movies/ips they have heard of rather than original movies or more adult movies when it comes to the cinema yet many complain about everything being sequels and reboots.

 
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