Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

My point exactly. Mister "urban coastal elite" flaunting his vast worldly knowlege but he can only express his ideas through marketed and pre-approved concepts. This is not a well read mind. It reminds me of Razorfist when he said that Metal Gear Solid was inspired by Blade Runner. Or that every game since 2012 were somehow plagiarizing Deus Ex (the new one, can't remember the name). It's someone with a limited palate trying their damnest to explain concepts using the wrong literary tools. And the worst part is that you can see it bright as day. Bob is not trying to be a funny, "lol look how dumb I am", he is telling you the audience how he perceives the world from his very narrow and limited idea pool.
I'm betting long money that if he encountered the idea of the Russian Soul, he would try to explain it using white nationalism. That's what makes me MATI, how unashamed he is at taking a huge shit in front of everyone and leaving his feces stained trousers for all to see.
I only felt this shame once, when I was 11 and felt smug and superior when readin an essay in class saying, "The dictinoary defines....".
I got told by my teacher so hard I still remember the dread I felt the next few months in class.

This is Bob's problem (with his vidja game/movie/TV critique style) in a nutshell: Somewhere, someone, maybe in his Film Classes, or wherever, taught him that pitches are "This one thing plus this other thing equals what type of thing I want to make" (in an effort to get execs to bite on something purported as a fusion between two -or more- already successful properties) and has basically turned his entire schtick into "This movie I'm reviewing [was probably pitched as] is this one thing plus this other thing" in an attempt to make himself look smrt and cultured for presumably having seen both of those things. The thing is, it wouldn't be so bad if he were accurate in these proclamations of story fusion, but from what I'm hearing about some of this stuff (and even some of the stuff I know about already), Bob's takes on what plus what equals what are laughable and prove, for all time, that Bob understands NOTHING - even if he saw the one thing and the other thing plus the thing they supposedly fuse into, he proves he never understood any of it. And that's not even taking into account all the times he Wiki'ed one or more of the things and pretended he watched/understood it.

And on top of that, Bob most certainly got told by his teachers a million times from elementary school on up, but since he has a problem with authority, he never listened because Bob Knows Best, even at fucking age 7.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Oh this piece of shit movie, spoilers it's pretty crappy and plenty of Russian YouTubers made fun of it and tore it a new one. Frankly, I'm surprised fatboy didn't bring up Major Grom as Russia's second attempt at doing their own superhero movie...then again...the movie was more a 90's styled action film, the main hero was a cop and the so-called "vigilante" of that movie pretty much turned into a nutjob....Never mind, I can see why fatso ignored it.

Major Grom was fun if you don't mind what's basically a Russian Lethal Weapon movie with a superhero twist. Then again, I could see why Bob would hate it: no fags or troons, the only black guy was a bank robber who didn't get any lines, the technocratic visionary was a murderous scizo, and the cowboy cop/hardboiled detective protagonist was basically what people like him call "toxic masculinity" poured into jeans and a leather jacket.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Elvira? Whats next fucking Charo?

Fuck her. Seriously she was a untalented skank who got famous by doing a slutty Morticia Addams impression. Which did service her well in the 80's but since the 90's she being clinging to that schtick to hanging onto her fleeting fame.

In the last year she has tried to Metoo Wilt Chamberlain and now "Cancel" Joe Rogan she can fuck off.

As for the those fans she's willing to toss away I hope she remembers a lot of them paid her bills when she was surviving on TV Guest Spots and Con Appearances. But Blobby, Troons, and the Blue Hair Groupies on Twitter will probably make up that cash because those groups are known for putting their money where their mouths are, oh wait they're not. Congrats Elvira you just shot yourself in the foot for some Woke Twitter Points.

 

[blablabla]

Elvira stole Maila Nurmi´s entire gimmick and didnt pay her a cent.

 

[JayHarrison]

Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson joins the cancel chorus.
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I lost every molecule of respect I had for Peterson/Elvira back in 2016--specifically when she, among 4,500,000 other U.S. citizens, signed that cockamamie online peition begging (and pleading) for swing-state electors to cast their electoral votes to Führer Hillary. Y'know: Because "democracy".

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"...it's not a competition thought?"

Gotta love Moviebob's use of a question mark here. It gives the impression that Bob, himself, doesn't believe his own words are true.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I lost every molecule of respect I had for Peterson/Elvira back in 2016--specifically when she, among 4,500,000 other U.S. citizens, signed that cockamamie online peition begging (and pleading) for swing-state electors to cast their electoral votes to Führer Hillary. Y'know: Because "democracy".

Same here.

It just reminded me: Behind every great set of tits is a smooth brain.

 

[TopTierHealer]

The thing is, it wouldn't be so bad if he were accurate in these proclamations of story fusion, but from what I'm hearing about some of this stuff (and even some of the stuff I know about already), Bob's takes on what plus what equals what are laughable and prove, for all time, that Bob understands NOTHING - even if he saw the one thing and the other thing plus the thing they supposedly fuse into, he proves he never understood any of it. And that's not even taking into account all the times he Wiki'ed one or more of the things and pretended he watched/understood it.

Exactly! He just doesn't get it. There is a level of maturity, of life experience or of expertise needed to understand certain life situations. Bob just doesn't have it, he doesn't have the humility to admit he doesn't get it. Do you think Bob can watch the movie "The Iron Cross" and not have the basic bitch take you expect him to have?

I'm not in favour of IQ tests because, in all honesty, I'm a midwit. I have midwit goals, aspirations and skills. But that's ok, I know my place. With enough effort I can be a higher echelon midwit but I should never pretend I'm Bobby Fisher because I will never be Bobby Fisher.

Bob is convinced he is Bobby Fisher and he will never be put in a situation where someone runs laps around him. He is forever locked in his mother's basement in his twitter echo chamber.

I'll say it once and again, there is no shame in reading a high school curriculum way past high school. There is no shame in reading a Lit 101 curriculum. If you absorb the ideas of the classics maybe you'll get 1/10 of the ideas discussed, then maybe the next one you'll get 2/10, etc. The greek homos 2000 years before christ already figured out the earth as round with application of logic and slave boipussy. Imagine having that mental agility in current year.

Bob's headspace is literally the guy who bloatmaxxes on high carb diets thinking that dumbell exercises is for fags.

 

[Brother Wind]

Elvira? Whats next fucking Charo?

Zalgon! Take me away! From this clown world

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I'll say it once and again, there is no shame in reading a high school curriculum way past high school. There is no shame in reading a Lit 101 curriculum. If you absorb the ideas of the classics maybe you'll get 1/10 of the ideas discussed, then maybe the next one you'll get 2/10, etc. The greek homos 2000 years before christ already figured out the earth as round with application of logic and slave boipussy. Imagine having that mental agility in current year.

Bob's headspace is literally the guy who bloatmaxxes on high carb diets thinking that dumbell exercises is for fags.

Hell, even if you were on top of your own curriculum in high school and college, you still probably haven't read all the classics. I never read Victor Hugo or Fyodor Dostoevsky until I'd graduated. I still haven't read Catcher in the Rye despite how often its read in schools (I never had it assigned and haven't bothered yet). Bob never struck me as well read, hell, even his taste in movies I can't even think of anything really classic or "highbrow" that he's mentioned, or at least that he's mentioned in a way that makes sense.

I forget exactly what the comparison was to (I think it was that lesbian nunsploitation movie, but don't quote me on it) where Bob compared it to A Man For All Seasons. You know, the story of Thomas More dying for his beliefs and refusing to go along with Henry VIII's split with Rome and divorce.

Bob is a turbo moron.

 

[Oats12345]

Elvira, huh forgot all about her.

So what celebrities have come out in Rogan's defense? Besides the obvious conservative celebrities.

I know The Rock has.

 

[Miles Peterson]

Trying to apply the old Shield VFX from Lynch's dune would be awful because:
A) This would clash so horribly with the more grounded aesthetic Villeneuve was trying to achieve for his version of Dune
B) It would make the fights absolutely incomprehensible to understand because a bunch of moving rectangles that take up the screen would not go well with anyone especially during the climax battle

Yes, and to clarify if you haven't sent corridors video where they added the old VFX to the new movie, it was mostly as a "yeah, but what would it look like if they did?" hypothetical with a bit if "and also we get to show our audience how the old style effects were made" thing. It was not a serious attempt to "fix" the new movie.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

I would suggest he moves to Hong Kong to experience it in real life, but a) the people of Hong Kong don't deserve that, and b) he'd fail their immigration requirements hard

 

[EnemyStand]

Elvira, huh forgot all about her.

So what celebrities have come out in Rogan's defense? Besides the obvious conservative celebrities.

I know Thr Rock has.

This is an excellent point. Looking purely at for Rogan or against Rogan, the celebs in the against are washed up. Irrelevant. I know OF Elvira (90s kid) and I hadn't heard of Young before he delivered his limp dick ultimatum. I can guarantee people younger than me don't know what an Elvira is (which the dictionary defines as "a pair of boobs attached to a woman who liked schlocky horror flicks"). But the Rock? We all know him. Hell, he's still a pretty big time actor, even if he hasn't been doing much acting lately. One Dwayne Johnson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>two washed up hacks.

Which makes the Bombat yet another obsolete mammal pining for the glory days, munching on crayons, analyzing curtains, and waiting for the beetus to finally end his pathetic existence.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I would suggest he moves to Hong Kong to experience it in real life, but a) the people of Hong Kong don't deserve that, and b) he'd fail their immigration requirements hard

I lived in HK for 2 years (2017-2019) and I would love to see that fat fuck deal with getting teargassed.

Of course, he would probably be on the side of the CCP.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I lived in HK for 2 years (2017-2019) and I would love to see that fat fuck deal with getting teargassed.

Of course, he would probably be on the side of the CCP.

He's already on their side. He just never went after Hong Kong because then the people he kisses up to would come after him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Tucker Carlson is supposedly responsible for the "mainstreaming" of "antisemitic" criticism of Soros.

Holy shit does Dan read the thread!? Who the hell else would even know about TeamImpossible and his many, many alts beside us?

 

[Oats12345]

So speaking of Joe Rogan, apparently Biden and friends want him censored.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's already on their side. He just never went after Hong Kong because then the people he kisses up to would come after him.

Yeah hell Bob would only talk about Hong Kong if everyone else on his side is negative about the country which is unlikely since Bob has no real principles unless they benefit him or corporations that he loves

So speaking of Joe Rogan, apparently Biden and friends want him censored.

What does any of that have to do with Moviebob

 

[Oats12345]

Yeah hell Bob would only talk about Hong Kong if everyone else on his side is negative about the country which is unlikely since Bob has no real principles unless they benefit him or corporations that he loves


What does any of that have to do with Moviebob

Bob loves Biden and hate Rogan. I'm pretty sure Bob loves the idea of Biden going after Rogan

 

[Koby_Fish]

Holy shit does Dan read the thread!? Who the hell else would even know about TeamImpossible and his many, many alts beside us?

I guess anybody on twitter who knows TeamImpossible's unwavering patterns of dialogue.