TopTierHealer
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Of course farming is easy! I've logged 2000 hours into Animal Crossing, I know what I'm talking about - Bimbo, probably.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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We still can't get self driving cars to not try to drive down bike paths, even equipped with GPS data and detailed maps.
What makes Bimbo and Bombo think that tractors would be great at navigating fields and dirt paths?
What makes Bimbo and Bombo think that tractors would be great at navigating fields and dirt paths?
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Because they know nothing about anything related to farming, programming, or auto maintenance. The Turkey City Lexicon calls this AM/FM- the contrast between "actual machines," which have limits, flaws, maintenance requirements and so on, versus "fucking magic," where you can just repurpose the main deflector dish to do something new every week.
I'd say "all they know about this stuff comes from TV," but even on TV you can get a glimpse of the actual nuts and bolts of trying to keep complex equipment running in less than ideal conditions: watch Aussie Gold Hunters or any of those other wildcat prospector shows and you at least get a clue.
It's such a massive leap from "tractors can be driven remotely" to "farmers are obsolete" that to seriously engage it you need to not just be a Bob-tier thinker, you need absolutely no idea how anything works outside of urban bug hives.
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It's quite amazing what they did back in the day. Marvel WAS different because while DC were doing their pulp adventuring one dimensional super heroes, in Marvel they chose to take inspiration from more character driven horror and romance stories and base their superheroes on those concepts. This is why Peter Parker original run spends half the time with Peter having girls and highschool issues. This is why the Hulk is just Dr. Jekil and Mr Hyde (down to the part that originally he was Hulk at night, Banner by day). This is why Groot was originally some city terrorizing alien. This is why Spider-Man origin story reads just like a "tales from the crypt" or "twilight zone" tale, down to the narrator lecturing us what he did wrong.
It's also main contributer to the reason new heroes feel so uninspired. If Spider-Man and the Hulk and the Fantastic four were inspired by Horror and Romance, Batman is a pulp hero rip-off and Wonder Woman and Superman are inspired by myths, all the new super-heroes are inspired by, well, other super-heroes. It's like acopy machine with it's ink running out so each copy is just shallow lesser bersions of the originals. And their cloned stories and cloned villains reflect just that.
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A good video Robert will never watch:
Of course Robert's reaction would be "Yeah, but eventually the technology will get there, not everyone wants to get stuck into the trumpsucker's past friendo
"As always, Robert attitude is the simplistic "science will deliver us".
The shitty thing is, the "self-driving" features that Tesla and BMW are working with are pretty damn impressive, and when you are on a long trip in a high way, lots of drives commended by saying that they feel more relaxed when driving because the system does help to drive safe distances from other cars and steering.
The problem with the self-drive stuff is that it is still heavly, and I mean HEAVILY unreliable system that you just can't trust to drive in inner city settings, and not to mention the achilles heel of technology: reaction time.
You can stuff the car with sensor up it's ass, so far there is no AI that is even close to have the same capacity of multi-faced reaction than a person has. Robots as great for doing the same task over and over again, not so much when dealing with blink of an eye reaction of a random occurrence, say, like a kid crossing the street after a ball, and this is something that can't just be done with "Well, progress just have to be made", because it would need such a tectonic paradigm shift on how we even conceive AI that we just have no idea on how to do it, same goes for exploring space, we don't have the slightest clue (besides some crackpot ideas) on how we can even leave the solar system.
In short, technology is great when we tell it what to do, no so much when it has to be done by itself.
This is why I hate this scientism retards like Robert and his Bimbo jannie, because while the self-driving car tech is pretty impressive on it's own right, these idots not only pretent to have interest on it, they just do because they thing it will get the "bad guys" out of a job, spouting their ignorance at the high of their shitty youtube content, dog walking jobs and living at their mother's basements.
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More likely, they've logged their hours in Stardew Valley- a farming simulator where a man like Bimbo can live out his virtual life as the woman he desperately wishes he was.
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There's three episodes of this show on Bob and I think the funniest bit of Bob lore it reminded me of was him claiming to outsmart his therapist by reading about child psychology. Given how much legwork Bob does to fabricate essential aspects of his personality out of whole cloth save one grain of truth, I would not be surprised if his entire notion of himself as intelligent comes from this memory of him wasting his parents' money by sabotaging his anger management therapy. Because, optimistically, Bob is 90 IQ at best. Smart enough to look up big words but not smart enough to use them properly in a sentence.
BaconBoobs
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Because even tractors have a maximum weight limit.
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Also? to the chagrin of Bob, even when they need them more than ever to end The Honkening? Self driving trucks aren't a thing either.
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I'd say that Bob has an IQ of 45 at the most. His constant repeating of the most simplistic, imbecilic slogans outs him as below even Koko the Sign Language Gorilla in intelligence.
Given what he himself has admitted to, he is severely mentally retarded, even if his parents never bothered to get him properly diagnosed by a professional. They probably just didn't see the need to spend the money for a pro to tell them what everyone already knows. No sense throwing good money after bad when he deliberately sabotaged their efforts to get him help.
He is a drooling, pants-shitting retard who should never be allowed out of his mommy's basement without his tard wrangler and helmet.
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There's this one weird trick to fool therapists, that works for I'd say 90%+ of the population, and the remainder are usually barely functional, and its what we in the business like to call "lying".
Therapists aren't psychic. They can't tell if you're bullshitting them unless you're too inept at lying to fool someone who sees you maybe once a week at most. Sure, there are psych evals that try and account for this, but if you're lucid, you can probably figure it out, they aren't hard.The reason that this isn't an issue, is that most people who are at a therapist want to be there, and aren't just fucking about. Yeah Bobby didn't so he wasted his time and his parents cash. Its not impressive, its something a normal person would probably feel douche chills looking back at.
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Yes, Moviebob does have a lengthy streak of not liking Elon Musk. Bob's also got a bad batting average in regards to his opinions of Elon Musk as well.
Oh, those "jokes" are extant, all right. Moviebob claims to have "apologized" for that eugenics tweet, yet considers abortion (AKA infanticide) to be both "not evil and a moral good". Moviebob claims that his "Jim Crow ruined IQ test requirements for voting" was in bad taste, yet he still stands by the opinion that Americans who are "stupid" enough to live in Nebraska and Wyoming shouldn't have any influence over those living in New York and California. Moviebob claims that his "twenty-FUCKING-nineteen" post is "angry hyperbole", yet his overt selfish technofascism is on full display (see his above comments regarding Ottawa truckers becoming irrelevant), AND he's envious that Elon Musk is gaining fame and renown for actually contributing to scientific advancement while Bob feels automatically entitled to said advancements because Bob votes the "correct" way.
As per the Mountain Dew Chicken? Eh.
Why pay for one of Moviebob's shitty books when you can searh through his 271,000 Twitter posts for free? There's plenty of material there that can be quote mined without ever being taken out of context (see Bob's phony "non extant" reponse above).
Egg noodles + butter = good. (Especially with grated parm and/or freshly ground pepper.)
Egg noodles + butter + castup = It might taste OK (I haven't tried it), but I'm not gonna call it p'sghetti (because there's no spaghetti noodles in the recipe)..
Good video!
I know Moviebob's dream future (outside of a perfect emulation of Nazi Germany) involved technology that includes self-driving cars, riddle me this: Has anyone ever seen an episode of Star Trek (any series or spin-off) in which the U.S.S. Enterprise--or any smaller vehicle--is ever shown piloting itself? 'Cause I sure haven't.
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And this is why you have no place in the superior fucha.
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Nobody in these Twitter thread has ever lifted anything heavier than an Xbox original, let alone ever been to a farm.
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Bob attempts to present himself as a voice of reason against petty politics and people who discuss petty politics, meanwhile still discussing said petty politics. Not much else to say other than he's been using clips from that new rick-and-morty show, Inside Job.
Oh and he did say in the video that cancel culture didn't exist. Which is true for him, since Bob has nothing of value to get cancelled over.
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Was this part of Robert outsmarting his Therapist by reading about therapy something from his book or one of the tweets? It's been a while since I've read the book, and I don't recall him saying that, but this is Robert we are talking about.
And if Robert really said that he went over his therapist's head, well, that didn't happen, he saw it on Good Will Hunting and thought it was cool if that would be him.
A tangent here, but I re-watched Good Will Hunting a couple of months ago, first time being when I was just a kid back when it won a bunch of Oscars and my mom rented ofr the family to see, so I didn't think much of it back then.
But watching now, holy shit, what a piece of shit this movie is, Christ! I know there is a bunch of crappy Oscar winners that that age like eggs on summer days, but fuck me, this movie might even worse than American Beauty, and this shit won 8 Oscars, god damn.
Man, is there any other genre of movie that have aged this badly than these mid to late 90's heart string puller dramas?
Edit, oh yeah, about his new video, I have a new rule for youtube, whenever one of these retards start with "I really didn't wanna make a video about this, buuuut", that is when I close the video.
Same when a sentence starts with "As a (Insert here race, gender, nacionality, whatever)" I stop right there, I don't read a single word further.
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