Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In case anyone still cares about Žižek.
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The Convoy protests is a genuine worker protest, because it is a group of workers fighting for their interests qua workers. No amount of postmodern legerdemain will change that. Also (as I've repeatedly say about the Jan 6 protest) the interests of capitalists and proletariats are not necessarily at odds; the claim that the two classes are at perpetual conflict is Marxist ideology and has no empirical basis.

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No one cares what Salon says because Salon is not a person. Also anime avatars.

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Lefties cannot forgive Angie Speaks for having pointed out that nu-males are just jealous about Joe Rogan.
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BimboPolitics has a smattering more brain than Bobby, which of course isn't saying much.
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Luke talks about his dissertation.
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I think The Chipman Brothers.

Bobby stans for furry bullshit. This is disgusting even by his standards.
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Unmentioned by Bob: the judge is allowing the jury to reach a verdict anyway specifically so Palin can use a favorable verdict on her appeal, as he anticipates she is going to challenge the foundation of current libel law as it applies to public figures, something quite a few legal scholars say is overdue. Everyone in this case, from the judge to the parties, expects an appeal, and no one knows how it's going to turn out. Times v. Sullivan may well see some serious revising, if not an outright overturn.

I really fucking hate this angry jagoff who thinks he's a genius.
 
Year round schools - I worked for a division with a few of those. All it did was start in August, then take the 4 weeks gained and scatter 'em through the year, extending spring and winter breaks and adding a fall one. We had calendars that listed counts of instructional days (since that's what the government regs cared about - weather cancellations were sparse as a result) and the year-round and regular calendars were identical.

Anyone who is Bobby's "intellectual equal" doesn't deserve to be a teacher.
Sadly, many are. The only difference between Bob and a few teachers I've met is an ability to stick to something long enough to get a degree and hold down a job. (Note I didn't say "do a job".)

W TF's he on about? He goes full Thanos on a regular basis and broadcasts it as proudly as his limited reach will allow.
Bobby hates school, loves white-trash foods, and longs to be Thanos.
Exactly!

So "not a person" is his current "I can't refute your points and I can't even adhom you well enough for it to stick".

Apparently colleges teach women to kill babies.

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Dammit, Blobbert, stop making me agree with you. >_<
I hate school with the fire of a thousand suns, and I will concur with mr. Broken Clock Twice a Day that a lot of schoolwork is pointless busy work. Excessive homework (hell, IMO 99% of homework is excessive, do the shit during the class day wtf) is the epitome of pointless busy work. I did best in school when I got all my schoolwork done during the school day. The idea of nuking 3 months of Summer Vacation (it's HOT, would YOU want to be in a damn classroom for 8 hours in 90 degree+ heat?! They don't have mofoing AC!) horrifies me to this day, and I haven't been in school since the mid-1990s.

For people who really give a shit about learning and retaining, y'know, Summer School *full body shiver* is a thing...
Gonna be pedantic and inform you that school has in fact caught up with the times a little bit. We really push the idea that excessive homework is a shitty fucking idea. And any administrator worth their salt will get mad at you for it. My ancient ass mentor has even come around on it, saying he won't assign anything he won't grade. And he doesn't wanna grade that much shit. Its still a long ways to go, like I said, my mentor's old enough to have taught my mom. So, there will always be exceptions and people who think they know better. But education is trying.

Source: Someone who actually works, unlike fucking Moviebob

Also even old ass buildings now have proper heating and AC. Its really nice.
 
In case anyone still cares about Žižek.
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The Convoy protests is a genuine worker protest, because it is a group of workers fighting for their interests qua workers. No amount of postmodern legerdemain will change that. Also (as I've repeatedly say about the Jan 6 protest) the interests of capitalists and proletariats are not necessarily at odds; the claim that the two classes are at perpetual conflict is Marxist ideology and has no empirical basis.

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No one cares what Salon says because Salon is not a person. Also anime avatars.

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I think The Chipman Brothers.

Bobby stans for furry bullshit. This is disgusting even by his standards.
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There's another option if you can't expand the screenshot; right click open in new tab/window. That will work if the page won't load the left click expansion.

BTW @Jaracainofthewind back when I went to school, when dinosaurs roamed the earth (middle school and high school between the late 80s and mid 90s) the definition of "advanced" classes (named "enriched") was nothing more than EXTRA homework. My parents did not realize this (and neither did I) and since I'm SMRT, they figured they were doing me a favor. Except the course work wasn't ANY different, it was just, more homework than the regular ("core") classes. Stupid British Columbia.

Did I mention I hate homework with the fire of a thousand suns?
 
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It's amazing that with more than 4,600 pages, Bob has changed so little. For someone who talks about obsolete he sure never changes at all
I feel like I have gotten over my annoyance and anger at bob because i can now see hes basically impotent.

Bob won't change until hes banned off twitter and youtube doesn't make him any money.
 
I feel like I have gotten over my annoyance and anger at bob because i can now see hes basically impotent.

Bob won't change until hes banned off twitter and youtube doesn't make him any money.
I'm mostly the same way, in that I'm generally numb to his constant deluge of saying pretty much the same thing day in and day out. "Thinkers vs. Believers," "you're not a person," unhinged rants against the Mayo Ghouls, deep-throating Disney and Marvel, and thirsting over hot chicks (with performative thirsting over troons, or at least I hope it's performative). However, he still manages to end up regularly saying things that are so blatantly wrong or obnoxious, and he says them with such certainty of his mental superiority that it gets the blood boiling. Thus, even though my eyes glaze over most of his screeds, those moments of sheer assholery make it hard not to continue harboring some hatred for this bloated sack of shit.

The solace comes from the realization that he's lashing out because of his own impotence, both figuratively and probably literally as well. Bob's squarely in midlife now, his existence is solely based on hipster welfare, he hasn't held down an actual job since his Blockbuster days, he has no real marketable skills, and he's absolutely alone both in a friendship and romantic sense. All he can do is screech into the void at all those he feel has wronged him and denied him the future he believes he earned, never once taking a moment to realize that his problems are entirely his own doing.
 
I'm mostly the same way, in that I'm generally numb to his constant deluge of saying pretty much the same thing day in and day out. "Thinkers vs. Believers," "you're not a person," unhinged rants against the Mayo Ghouls, deep-throating Disney and Marvel, and thirsting over hot chicks (with performative thirsting over troons, or at least I hope it's performative). However, he still manages to end up regularly saying things that are so blatantly wrong or obnoxious, and he says them with such certainty of his mental superiority that it gets the blood boiling. Thus, even though my eyes glaze over most of his screeds, those moments of sheer assholery make it hard not to continue harboring some hatred for this bloated sack of shit.

The solace comes from the realization that he's lashing out because of his own impotence, both figuratively and probably literally as well. Bob's squarely in midlife now, his existence is solely based on hipster welfare, he hasn't held down an actual job since his Blockbuster days, he has no real marketable skills, and he's absolutely alone both in a friendship and romantic sense. All he can do is screech into the void at all those he feel has wronged him and denied him the future he believes he earned, never once taking a moment to realize that his problems are entirely his own doing.
And he is turning into a guy who just doesn't even listen at all.

More and more he just calls people not human, and they don't matter.

We all know hes probably jacking it to trannys every time he has a break in between eating fast food, tweeting, and putting together a first draft script. His life sucks because of his attitude and his only outlet is through his popularity which is like 20 people on twitter.
 
Bob was not sent up a grade, or sent to an advanced class, nor were his parents encouraged to send him to a gifted school. He was sent to a therapist, who he acted like a douche to until the whole thing was called a wash.
teachers wanted to send him to special classes, not advanced ones.
this fat fuck has always been a fucking retarded sped
 
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"Despite being asexual myself" :hah: :story: :hah:
I love how Bob still insists that the reason he sucked at school wasn't because he was dumb but because he has authority issues. It can be both, Robert.

Slight powerlevel, but I was a dumb smart kid. Too smart for the standard classes, but got Cs in the advanced classes at best. But before they bumped me up to the advanced classes, I was never disruptive because I had enough brain power and imagination to keep myself occupied once I'd done my work and was waiting for everyone else to finish. The reason many kids act out is because of issues at home, or they just can't get the school work. Yes you occasionally have the kid that's too smart and he gets bored, but teachers and school counselors usually pick up on that and work out a way to deal with this, possibly even advancing the kid a grade.

Bob was not sent up a grade, or sent to an advanced class, nor were his parents encouraged to send him to a gifted school. He was sent to a therapist, who he acted like a douche to until the whole thing was called a wash.
I don't remember if it was on his real account or his dead account but he waxed nostalgic with a troon, thinking about how things would be different if his parents had put him in enrichment classes/clubs/whatever. He knew he could handle it, by Mario, and he would've made it! The whole thing was incredibly pathetic. It was like if Uncle Rico was fat, diabetic, never gotten married, and didn't get his comeuppance followed by redemption at the end of the movie.
 

Still waiting for Bob to gush over a lesbian period drama where the lesbians look like actual lesbians.

I don't remember if it was on his real account or his dead account but he waxed nostalgic with a troon, thinking about how things would be different if his parents had put him in enrichment classes/clubs/whatever. He knew he could handle it, by Mario, and he would've made it! The whole thing was incredibly pathetic. It was like if Uncle Rico was fat, diabetic, never gotten married, and didn't get his comeuppance followed by redemption at the end of the movie.

The only thing that would have changed if Bob had been put in a Gifted Class, is that Bob would have gotten his ass kicked by nerds instead of jocks.
 
Amazon's bowderlwizing of Tolkien has stirred even more racial discord:
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Yes everyone knows the answer; what people don't know -- and don't care -- is what you imagine to be the answer.

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Why shall we care what Americans -- the worst example of Americans -- say about this matter?


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Guns are a bad influence to kids, so The Punisher is now armed with kool katanas.
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The Oscars have gone to the sewers and then it goes to me? No thanks!

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There's bound to be an intervening mechanism, similar to Time's "Person of the Year", that prevents shit films from making the list.

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X-men and Harry Potter are nerdy dreams of "flourishing in progressive academia"
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That ugly bitch in that video game.
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Everything is feminist now that men are women.

Playstation is now a movie studio:
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Kiddie movie.
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The Classic Furry Cartoon makes a reappearance!
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Trudeau is laying the ground with broken glass for political dissidents to kneel on.
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I thought Bobby said he doesn't believe in morality, that morality is just a tool. Here he contradicts himself.
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Someone mentions "omelette", and Bobby's ears perk up:
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I googled "Wanting to be served the steak without seeing how they slaughtered the cow" and I got no exact hit. I wonder which book Bobby read it from.

No Bad Tactics:
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Trudeau is laying the ground with broken glass for political dissidents to kneel on.
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I thought Bobby said he doesn't believe in morality, that morality is just a tool. Here he contradicts himself.
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Someone mentions "omelette", and Bobby's ears perk up:
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I googled "Wanting to be served the steak without seeing how they slaughtered the cow" and I got no exact hit. I wonder which book Bobby read it from.

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"I wonder which book Bobby read it from."

Bobby doesn't read.
 
ACAB
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Cancel culture continue not to exist; it's okay to hurt feelings unless in the case of niggers and trannies. (Archive of The Guardian article)
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Bobby prides himself for being able to tune out other people's distress:
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I feel sorry for Obama being dragged into the mud. He might be an affirmative-action president but he doesn't look like a sociopath like Bobby and Arkle.

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"Wanting to kill people who are different from you is evil", I wonder if Brother Alpha is on Bobby's side or not.
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Brother Alpha insists that conservative wants him dead. Bobby is being a very good Believer.
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There are too much discussion to be include here; I just clip Bobby's long soliloquy. TL;DR -- Bobby was BULLIED and even BOSSED AROUND!!! How tragic!
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Protip: You are bossed around because you have neither the brain nor the learning to boss people around.
 
Trudeau is laying the ground with broken glass for political dissidents to kneel on.
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I thought Bobby said he doesn't believe in morality, that morality is just a tool. Here he contradicts himself.
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Someone mentions "omelette", and Bobby's ears perk up:
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I googled "Wanting to be served the steak without seeing how they slaughtered the cow" and I got no exact hit. I wonder which book Bobby read it from.

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Yet again, Bob has no room to talk about other people being stupid. The only thing he got right is that Goring was not the originator of the phrase, which dates back to at least 1700s France.

The meaning of the phrase is that good things require some sacrifice or unpleasantness to achieve, with the unpleasant action being a prerequisite for the good result. It has nothing to do with the plentiful nature of eggs, which sounds like how a mass murderer would interpret it to justify their actions ("c'mon, we've got millions of undesirables, who's gonna miss a few?"). I remain thankful that Bob will never be in a position to use this idiom in the manner he believes is correct; Lord knows he wants to break a few Mayo Ghoul eggs to get his Superior Future omelet.

I think what Bob's betus-addled brain is trying to remember is something along the lines of "knowing how the sausage is made," which is not only a simpler and more common idiom but also fits better. The butchery process may not be palatable, but at least the meat is still easily identifiable. Sausage, meanwhile, might involve parts of the animal you'd rather not know you're eating.
 
Now, against all odds, I more or less caught up with Bobby. Here are some minor tweets and retweets; sorry I can't organize them as well as I want to.
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People are getting fed up with Bobby's smugness:
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Paul Fag is determined to be remembered as the director of The Ghostbustesses.
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Bobby prides himself for being able to tune out other people's distress:
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I feel sorry for Obama being dragged into the mud. He might be an affirmative-action president but he doesn't look like a sociopath like Bobby and Arkle.

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"Wanting to kill people who are different from you is evil", I wonder if Brother Alpha is on Bobby's side or not.
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Brother Alpha insists that conservative wants him dead. Bobby is being a very good Believer.
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There are too much discussion to be include here; I just clip Bobby's long soliloquy. TL;DR -- Bobby was BULLIED and even BOSSED AROUND!!! How tragic!
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Protip: You are bossed around because you have neither the brain nor the learning to boss people around.
Brother Alpha must be one of them LGBTLMNOP's. Maybe even PeeOhCee. That's probably why he thinks Red wants him Dead.

What "things" bulllied/beat down/bossed around/f-ed over/betrayed/brutalized Bob, and what proof does bob have that ANY of them are or were even remotely Republican-voting? Are these people in Bob's personal life, or people who sit from afar like Drumpf, pulling strings that affect Bob directly?

I mean sure Bob doesn't wanna tell "his story rn" but shit, some :epik: could sure as shit ask Bob WHAT FUCKING PROOF does he have that the people that did these things to him PERSONALLY (not abstractly or as collateral damage via Government) voted Red Not Blue?
 
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And he is turning into a guy who just doesn't even listen at all.
He's become some unholy fusion of Comic Book Guy and Disco Stu - Convinced he knows EVERYTHING important (bad enough) but compounded by being woefully out of touch/behind the times of what "average" people do.
 
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