The Eternals is going to become the most popular Marvel movie any minute now.
What does Carman Sandiego have to do with Kim Possible, and what does either have to do with Xena? And what does any of those have to do with whatever gen-z "scene" Bob is claiming to be knowledgeable about?
Nothing.
And Positron, how dare you imply that Bob doesn't have a friend who is Gen-Z, Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, and Queer simultaneously. If he didn't have such a friend, then that would mean Bob is spouting bullshit in a failed attempt to impress people on Twitter.
I will guaran-goddamn-tee you that Bobby's LGBTQ+-Z "friend" is an acquaintance on the internet. On the very, VERY slim chance Bob knows this person IRL, it's actually one of Chris and/or Sarah's friends, someone Bob knows from "work", or from discount Dave and Buster's. And I will bet you the person isn't as good a "friend" to Bob, as Bob autistically imagines they are. Bob's relayed "conversation" implies the person is a lesbun, natch. What a creep. I can feel the thirst from here and it makes me feel icky. And I'm sure Bob thinks all he had to do is introduce this kid to
Are You There God? It's Me Margaret and he'll have this lesbun
eating out of his hand eating some other chick's pussy while he films and watches
.
Carmen Sandiego, Xena, and Kim Possible are all "hot chicks on TV" (though two out of three are animated lol), and Buzzfeed is the one that brought up Carmen and Kim. Strange that Bob didn't correct Buzzfeed as the one image clearly shows a character from
Beavis and Butthead Do America, NOT Carmen Sandiego. As a Movie Critic, he should know better. Or he just ignored it for whatever reason. Horrifyingly, and I don't know if he intended this implication, Bob is basically saying ("
Pretty sure that's how your whole scene [being lesbun] happened" - spoken like a True Believer
, Bob
) that his friend and the LGBTQ+-'s in the Z generation
turned gay from watching shit like that. But to be fair, the lesbun 'friend' implied that watching shit like that was going to turn people gay, too. (HEY, BOB and Bob's TOTALLY UNIMAGINARY Gay Friend, you idiots wanna make up your mind? Do you TURN GAY by outside influences, or are you BORN WITH IT, or maybe it's Maybelline? Cripes Bob, listen to yourself sometime! You're retaining some Believer Vibes with this crap and thus you're not exactly helping the LGBTQ+- case here.)
Who among the some
want to take Bob to task for voicing the Forbidden Opinion that People Can Be Turned Gay
, which is what BOB's archnemesis the Sky Daddy is always insisting?
There was a Buzzfeed article recently trending about characters that turned the author into a lesbian. Maybe that's it because Bob has a creepy open lesbo fetish.
Exactemundo. I know it was supposed to be a "joke" from Buzzfeed, because nobody outside the Religious Moral Majority believes outside influences turn people gay, right?
RIGHT?! I wonder if/when this "friend" of Bob's cottons on to his thirst and fetishistic creepiness.
OK besides the whole creepy angle of a red headed cartoon woman turning a whole generation of little girls gay and Bob explaining this to some muff diving zoomer I want to focus on his second reply "they didn't". This would imply that every woman Bob's age that he knows is miraculously gay and that's why they won't touch him. I don't know if this a cope, a bizarre made up flex that's only impressive to retards like him, or he's so sheltered in his progressiveness that the only irl women he knows are bull dykes.
I find it incredibly fascinating that his first response is "of course pretty woman from X media made girls wanna scissor" and not "everyone likes looking at attractive and pretty things"
This would be a whole other level of cope from Chris Chan's "Noviophobia" and desire for a "boyfriend-free girl". Bob took the "SrY I'M gAy" response literally, just as Chris Chan took "SrY I HaVE A boYFriEnD". So now, being Progressive AF and on the "Right Side of H
iserstory", Bob can flex this blatant excuse/lie to avoid dating him as "
How do you do fellow Progressives, I personally know lots and lots of Lesbuns. I am far more progressive than thou, friendo!" And people like his naive Gen-Z LGBTQ+- "friend" and his twitter echo chamber buy that shit hook, line, and sinker. Shit like this is probably why Bob thinks he's fucking
brilliant. He took lemons and made them into progressive virtue signalling lemonade.
There is a nonzero chance Bob entertains fringe-ish fetishes like orientation play and brainwashing, which would certainly explain both this and the way he fawned over BimboPolitics before it was outed as a Laurelai Bailey account.
It wouldn't surprise me if Bob's trying hard to introduce this "friend" to
Judy Blume.
