Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Glenn Greenwald:
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Huh, Neo Nazi? I do remember I saw how lefties would re-tweet this guys comic as means to "Pwned the rights", but the moment he started makin' fun of you twats that's when you turned.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I can’t guess how much money Bob made on The Escapist from 2008-2015, but I imagined it was enough to sustain a roof under his head and cover some of his bills. Then Goobergate happened and wanting to have a piece of that SJW pie just to get some feminist’s attention, he began to sperg out like a moron and well, we know what happened next. He lost a substantial amount of cash flow and connections, and he even got diabetes in the process.

Well we know he didn't make much at first, since he couldn't move out until a year after he started making two videos a week, plus a blog post, for them. When he started his patreon, he set a goal of $4k so he could "Live sustainably". So I guess he was making about $4k a month through Escapist while working for them full time.

If he was paying $1700 for his basement apartment, assuming he wasn't getting a family discount, that means he was spending about 40% of his check on rent. And it was probably his best paying gig. The career of the superior future, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I´m really outdated in movieblob antics, what is he doing recently? he´s sperging about MAGA guys? Sperging about the Mario games in the switch?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Huh, Neo Nazi? I do remember I saw how lefties would re-tweet this guys comic as means to "Pwned the rights", but the moment he started makin' fun of you twats that's when you turned.

Those were probably edits. Lefties love making unfunny edits of Stonetoss (except resident tankie, Boulderlob, whose edits are actually funny).

Anyway, note that none of them actually address the comic's point, and by screeching about how bad Greenwald is for RT'ing a "Nazi" cartoonist while many of them probably stand with The Ukraine (which officially employs actual Neo-Nazis in its military), they're actually reinforcing the point. Their moral outrage is a selective weapon. It's fake.

 

[Imposteroak]

The True Working Class is being genocided by jokes as we speak:

So basically this bitch was a production assistant and fucked up her chance to get into writing because she couldn't handle the bants. A production assistant is pretty much expected to do whatever, its an entry level position that you take in hopes to get into whatever studio job you are looking for. Letting you sit in on the writing room was a big deal since they were at least entertaining the idea you were heading for the writing team. Now you have self selected yourself out of that possibility gg.

 

[Flexo]

Dang. I'm torn between hating you for boiling down a deep point with some pop-culture pablum vs applauding you for being so "on-bob-brand" you deserve an award.

 

[Positron]

Aimee Terese is BAD. She does not deserve to live.


Fox G. Greene:

I'd pick feral hogs over Bob Chipman, and "this Midsommar bullsh__" over his dystopian Superior Future. Hell I might even agree to pneumoconiosis if that means I don't have to contend with LGBT brainrot ever.

Greene points out the self-serving delusion of the Laptop Class; Bobby thinks this is misogyny in a new bottle.





I wish the comic artist would tell us what he has done to the poor, poor people in Ukraine.

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LOL. Again, report him for what exactly?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I´m really outdated in movieblob antics, what is he doing recently? he´s sperging about MAGA guys? Sperging about the Mario games in the switch?

In addition to sperging about those damned MAGA ghouls, he's been howling about Batman/Joker/"darker" superhero fare in general rising in popularity. Then there's the usual thirstposting, going on about various leftwing sacred cows, and pseudointellectualism.

Bob is remarkably consistent, and possesses just enough self-awareness that he rarely gets caught doing something extremely stupid. That's why Lindsay Ellis was a big thing; it's one of the few times his filter failed him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think Bob's delusion over his nazi-esque beliefs runs even deeper than that. To him, minecrafting the Mayoghoulen is simply an act of protecting the gays, troons, speds, and darkies. To let Mayoghoulen run free and live their lives, is to threaten the minorities, because after all, Mayoghoulen are above all things (according to Bob), bigoted to the point of wanting Ethnic/Moral Cleansing of the "Undesirables" (darkies, troons, speds, gays). So if they are all gone (even the ones that aren't even bigoted, but Bob thinks they can turn on a dime like the scorpion and the frog story), then the formerly Oppressed Minorities can live freely in peace and without fear that the Mayoghoulen will shove them into minecraft chambers. (And somehow nobody else will once the Mayoghoulen are extinct). Bob believes this to be the highest good, because he thinks doing so would save (as he put it repeatedly) Lives Who Matter . Anyone who wants to kill The Minorities , doesn't Matter . Besides having a massive god complex, Bob also has a really twisted White Savior Complex. It's more cringe than Brian on Family Guy dating Meg's (black) history teacher one time (the date starts timestamp 2:20 ) :

Interesting theory, but I don't buy it because it comes from a place of altruism, however warped and misguided. There is nothing, absolutely nothing altruistic about Bob's worldview (with the possible exception of his immediate family, and even there I have doubts). Bob runs on spite, bitterness, hatred, and envy. Determining someone is too awful to be considered human, or claiming that some "people" are so terrible any action against them is justified, is nothing but justification for his violent revenge fantasies -- it's the violence and punishment that is the point. The idea that he's "protecting the marginalized" or whatever is just something he can feel good about while indulging his viciousness.

It's a good thing Bob is so powerless that we can laugh at him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob jumped for joy when a muscley thot mentioned a meme from 2005. "I remember that" he thought to himself and promptly went back to remembering other things.

https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1507101102541455361

In the likely event you have no idea what she's talking about

That poor intern had to sit there with swole girl over her shoulder, pretending to be interested in a dated video that hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years to appease this woman and convince her that she's still young and hip yo!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob jumped for joy when a muscley thot mentioned a meme from 2005. "I remember that" he thought to himself and promptly went back to remembering other things.

https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1507101102541455361

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In the likely event you have no idea what she's talking about

That poor intern had to sit there with swole girl over her shoulder, pretending to be interested in a dated video that hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years to appease this woman and convince her that she's still young and hip yo!

Next thing they'll all start talking about the cake, and how it's a lie.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Speaking of redskins.

Hah, hotels in the ports on Hudson Bay used to have similar rules, which I imagine have changed (on paper) to banning something else that happens to overlap heavily. One hotel somewhere along the Manitoba coast, maybe Churchill, had two different bars, a better-kept one (where you could also order food) that kept the Eskimos out and one called "the zoo" (where you could also get a good time, for loose definitions of "good"). I heard a few fun facts from a more seasoned sailor than I shall ever be. He might've been BSing me so do take with a grain of salt:
1) If you meet a small-time pimp with only a girl or two, they're his sisters. 50/50 odds on getting to fuck or getting fucked in a group mugging once you got your pants down.
2) If she looks like she's under 25, she's probably under 18. They start them young and they age fast.

Bobby boy, if you want to have a larger discussion about the greater issues of natives in modern society and how they're being screwed over, sure, whatever, go ahead - not that you'd have anything to contribute of value and your suggestions would no doubt make the situation far worse. But if you want to talk about the on-the-ground reality, first try living somewhere with more than 0.5%, ahem, "indigenous folx".

And yet the new Animaniacs cannot make fun of Biden, the Woke/cancel culture, don't have much adult humor and in a few cases explained their own jokes. But hey, them bringing up Cold War era stereotypes is all fine and totally topical guyz!

Didn't I get subjected to an episode of that. It hurt so damn much. I know people pitched a fit when the Powerpuff Girls actresses got snubbed when the remake was made but watching and hearing the new Animaniacs made me wish the same thing had happened, just to make the horrible skinsuit less authentic.

Bob equating intelligence with good moral character will never stop being funny to me. Bob thought it was a good idea to paint his wall green rather than buying a green screen.

The wall was one thing but the light switch, door casing, and doorknob was what made it Bob-tier.

And denying some group's personhood won't change that.

OK, does he just think in emojis (and bad grammar)? Is his internal monologue a series of happy and sad faces?

So did Bobby have any "fun" lately? Or have we surrendered our tradition in vain?

If the end result was to make Bob have fun, anything we surrendered was in vain. His idea of fun seems to involve consooming, cooming, or rivers running red with the blood of the innocent, and I don't want to be party to any of those.

Bob jumped for joy when a muscley thot mentioned a meme from 2005. "I remember that" he thought to himself and promptly went back to remembering other things.

https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1507101102541455361

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In the likely event you have no idea what she's talking about

That poor intern had to sit there with swole girl over her shoulder, pretending to be interested in a dated video that hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years to appease this woman and convince her that she's still young and hip yo!

For someone that age how many of the references would they get? The old standbys like Godzilla and Batman but... holy hell. Stuff from Peewee's Playhouse, Bill & Ted... and if the poor bastard knows who Chuck Norris is, they must just think the band (But who doesn't know Lemon Demon by name, amirite?) is really big fans for giving him a verse all to himself about how strong and hard-to-kill he is.

Or, to put it more succinctly: Did they also play the song about that terrible Eric Bauman and how amazing Lowtax is?

 

[The tired cat]

Didn't I get subjected to an episode of that. It hurt so damn much. I know people pitched a fit when the Powerpuff Girls actresses got snubbed when the remake was made but watching and hearing the new Animaniacs made me wish the same thing had happened, just to make the horrible skinsuit less authentic.

Ye, like I cannot blame the VA's since for 'em it's just a paycheck. But the writing team...wooof...Seriously, when you make a Portal joke and then start explaining the joke itself, there's a point you ask if the whole writing staff was on a bender.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And denying some group's personhood won't change that.

So did Bobby have any "fun" lately? Or have we surrendered our tradition in vain?

Found this in the wild and thought of Bob and this seems like an appropriate response to this in particular.

 

[Flexo]

Interesting theory, but I don't buy it because it comes from a place of altruism, however warped and misguided. There is nothing, absolutely nothing altruistic about Bob's worldview (with the possible exception of his immediate family, and even there I have doubts). Bob runs on spite, bitterness, hatred, and envy. Determining someone is too awful to be considered human, or claiming that some "people" are so terrible any action against them is justified, is nothing but justification for his violent revenge fantasies -- it's the violence and punishment that is the point. The idea that he's "protecting the marginalized" or whatever is just something he can feel good about while indulging his viciousness.

It's a good thing Bob is so powerless that we can laugh at him.

And of course in his paradigm there is no room for forgiveness or reconciliation. You screw up one time and it is the death penalty for you by lesbian tranny firing squad, friendo.

 

[EnemyStand]

For someone that age how many of the references would they get? The old standbys like Godzilla and Batman but... holy hell. Stuff from Peewee's Playhouse, Bill & Ted... and if the poor bastard knows who Chuck Norris is, they must just think the band (But who doesn't know Lemon Demon by name, amirite?) is really big fans for giving him a verse all to himself about how strong and hard-to-kill he is.

Or, to put it more succinctly: Did they also play the song about that terrible Eric Bauman and how amazing Lowtax is?

People like Bob can't let go of the past. They're obsessed with what was cool back in the day. Granted, everyone has the stuff from childhood they remember fondly. My dad liked Lost in Space and watches reruns sometimes. My mom was a fan of Happy Days and mentions it occasionally. But locking yourself in this weird lotus eater machine corporate America is building where nothing ever goes out of style and remakes are constantly barfed out for overly coddled 80s and 90s kids is ridiculous. It's like children's TV isn't even for current kids anymore, it's all made for Milennials who can't let go and toss neetbux around to alleviate the feeling of growing old.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

For someone that age how many of the references would they get? The old standbys like Godzilla and Batman but... holy hell. Stuff from Peewee's Playhouse, Bill & Ted... and if the poor bastard knows who Chuck Norris is, they must just think the band (But who doesn't know Lemon Demon by name, amirite?) is really big fans for giving him a verse all to himself about how strong and hard-to-kill he is.

Or, to put it more succinctly: Did they also play the song about that terrible Eric Bauman and how amazing Lowtax is?

I was there when that was big. On the younger side. But still. Even then a lot of it went over my head. Although I have often wondered if some of that wouldn't flip around. Like not knowing who Shaq or Aaron Carter were.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert decides to chime in on the latest JKR drama-

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[JayHarrison]

The one thing I agree with Bob at is that antisocial people should be treated with dignity, but this goes for anyone that isn't an irredeemable asshole. In fact, they should be included so that they don't get become MovieBob's in the future, we don't need more petty, lazy, vindictive narcissistic assholes with delusions of grandeur!

As I've mentioned multiple times in the past, Moviebob is the complete and total personification of the Obsolete Man (as defined by Rod Serling).

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If, as per Bobby's logic, not caring a group of people makes you a bigot, then Bobby is a proud exemplar.

And denying some group's personhood won't change that.
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So did Bobby have any "fun" lately? Or have we surrendered our tradition in vain?

"'People' in Quotes!" Bingo card marked!

Besides, if Moviebob actually is what the ideal future humanoid looks and acts like, mankind's extinction cannot come soon enough.

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Bobby thinks casual "transphobes", unlike "progressive transphobes" such as Rowling, will soon "get on board". And today's obnoxious dudebros will obey their balls and learn to love girldick.
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Key words: "...I have no business having an opinion about [...] hypotheticals..."

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Charlie Kirk thinks that, Ketanji Brown Jackson, the affirmative-action supreme-court sheboon who doesn't even know what a woman is, is "an embodiment of the tyranny that we currently live under" (Archive)
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I bet Ted Cruz -- or any "MAGA trash" on the street -- can instantaneously give us a perfectly valid definition of "woman", so who is the lower life form?

Moviebob's the kind of life form you stomp on underfoot like a cockroach... and I hate dragging cockroaches down to Moviebob's level of life form.

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As if Racistbob has any room to talk about sheets. After all, those "sheets" were used first by Moviebob's political party.

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Matt Walsh has been traveling around the globe just to ask people a question: "What is a woman?" [ed] Bobby responds with another of his non-sequiturs.
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I'm absolutely sure that Matt Walsh doesn't think there is no such thing as "a grain of sand" or "a woman"; this kind of language game is the leisurely pursuit of pseudointellectual liberals.

What is a Moviebob? A Moviebob is a miserable pile of shit.

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So are men. I breathe through tubes; I hear things through tubes; I swallow food down a tube; my digested food travels through tubes; and all the solids and liquids I flush down the toilet leaves two different tubes.

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We are fighting a civil war on behalf of the gays and the trans. Brian Webber wants to punch people.
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Remind me again: Which political side lost the first Civil War?

Hint: It's the side Moviebob's on.

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Luke on civil war, particularly in Texas.
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Honestly, I think Mexico might be more welcoming toward the Republic of Texas than it would be toward the Repüblik of Kalifornia.

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Another piece of Supreme Court bullshit:

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I bet Bobby would be SUPER comfortable too, if his brother is fired for what Bobby himself posted on Twitter.

know damn well that I'd be super-comfortable to see Moviebob get fired (and living the rest of his life in a tent) for what Moviebob posted on Twitter.

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I'm more convinced--though I cannot prove--more unscrupulous behavior was done to favor Fuckwit in Chief Biden than there was to favor Donald Trump. That moment where FiC Biden received a 43,000-0 boost the ballot count is the most obvious.

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Biden answered a chain of queries concerning his previous reactions about the Russian situation (which admittedly take some effort to parse) from a reporter with three words: "No and no".

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People on Twitter praise Biden, but I've watched the video five times and I can't even figure out what the two nos answer to.

Remember: Peace doesn't want Moviebob because Moviebob doesn't want peace.

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Fewer people want to the the Moviebob of geopolitics... or any form of politics whatsoever.

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Glenn Greenwald:
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Stonetoss is wrong... why, exactly?

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The last person just described Bobby's vision of hell.

You forgot to mention that the servers at the Gitmo McDonald's also wear red MAGA hats. That would be Moviebob's version of Hell amplified to the Nth degree!

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Whenever The Joker appears, Bobby rages.
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Still, Bobby's animosity toward the movie is easy to understand: this is not Adam West's Batman.

Either that, or none of the movies produced after the 1970s feature screen-filling splash cards that read "SOCKO!" or "BIFF!" or "OOFFF!"

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Moviebob: "When I've got animosity, you'll know it."

Reality: "We already do, Bob. You demonstrate it every single time you say things like 'Trumpsuckers' and 'MAGA trash'.."

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Aimee Terese is BAD. She does not deserve to live.
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So... people like Moviebob, then?

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Fox G. Greene:
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I'd pick feral hogs over Bob Chipman, and "this Midsommar bullsh__" over his dystopian Superior Future. Hell I might even agree to pneumoconiosis if that means I don't have to contend with LGBT brainrot ever.

Of course Moviebob's not into choking on coal dust. He'd rather live the rest of his life inhaling his own toxic flatulence.

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I'd also agree with "call on politician to resign due to a relative's actions" regarding Hunter Biden's laptop. Except that if FiC Biden resigns, that leads directly into giving Kamala control. And if you thought Joe's fuckups were something, they're nothing in comparison to what Kamala's gonna do.

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LOL. Again, report him for what exactly?

What else? Hurting Bob's fee-fees by calling out Bob and his spigot of never-ending bullshit.

And speaking of spigots, here's sputtering hate spigot Moviebob going after J.K. Rowling again:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I’m not sure how letting MTFs push around women is progress or helps society in the slightest of ways, but I guess I ain’t a big brain like Bob.