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Surprised no one responded with "Great logic Bob, I'll use that on the Mario movie." just to watch him explode from the doublethink that would ensue
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Technology makes you Jesus:
Tactics targets. I thought it is an old tweet until I saw the date.
Seems people have arrived at the "Acceptance" phase of dealing with Breadtube glowies.
Tired old false equivalence from an Angel:
They call Lauren Boebert dumb, but from this tweet you can see she is already smarter than many PhDs.
Bobby goes analyzing a stone wall.
Despite the powerful hate campaign in the media, Morbius headed the weekend box office.
The Grammys have found a way to make themselves relevant again:
This is a Guardian article from fucking 2018 (archive)
Ellen Page:
This thing is filtered to hell and back so I can't tell if troon or not, but it sure has some huge jugs (LinkTree)
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Am I ignorant, or is there any land on this planet that has been traced back to the very first ancestral owners that's still in unbroken possession of that land by those ancestral owners to this day?
I understand there are a couple of tiny tribes on islands that could claim their land isn't "stolen," but does that apply to any of the rest of the world that people use or care about? You know, the good places where people have indoor plumbing?
The "stolen land" angle's been catching a so fucking what from me for a while.
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Not that I know of, even cultures dating back to millenia had their troubles, lost territories and diasporas, forced or not. And even inside these cultures you have many ethnocultural divisions that weren't unified in nation states until some centuries ago, and not all of these groups are happy about their end of the deal on the bigger picture of the nation. The fact that whole groups in these nations face discrimination regarding citizenship and such to this very day shows so!
Note that I am making a more generalized statement, while not ignorant it might not be precise. Going to the point at hand, this whole "Stolen Land" debate is honestly fucking useless, there won't ever be independent nation states of native tribes in the U.S. mainland as long as the Federal Government exists, fighting for better living conditions, cultural preservation and other sane points is something that can happen, but Bob and his cohorts are too stupid to make reasonable points and instead resort to waving flags that make no sense to themselves. If Bob says that non-natives are living on stolen land, so is he, and now he has to leave his mother's basement as soon as possible lol!
I see it as being both credible and not so. I can definetly see Bob freaking out in the middle of the studio like the fucking manbaby asshole he is, but making up that a gun was pointed at him is precisely the kind of shit Bob would make up to make himself look tougher. Even if he is a coward in person, Bob is still fucking colossal, some older guy feeling threatened by some lard golem screaming at him is perfectly credible!
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Retards like this make me MATI he looks fucking white yet calls himself Lakota man, fucking burgers man
The Valeyard
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People understand it just fine, but the need for Vanya to transition is proof that Ellen Page is a narcissist who can’t play a character that isn’t like herself.
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What I find funny about Bob retweeting this nonsense is that many of these land claims are rooted in tribal tradition/spiritualism AKA superstition. The kind of thing Bob hates if it comes from (white) christians, but like with all lefties, his worldview is partial built on the myth of noble savage and their obsession with exoticism. Moreover, I find it hilarious that "Lakota Man" decries settler-colonist-whatever, but he certainly has no problem enjoying the fruits of colonialism like indoor plumbing, electricity, and the Internet. He may think his views hold power, but that is because the white man's government is indulging people like him. Non-Indigenous outnumber Indigenous in Canada by a factor of 20:1 and 50:1 in the United States. It would not end well for them if the government ever tired of indulging their power fantasies.
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Wasn't this clown bemoaning his financial situation after blowing all of his money on a house revamp that included a robot refrigerator? I take it the Tax Man didn't bend him over and go full Goatse on his ass....
Says the manlet who treats every Marvel movie premiere like a religious ritual. At least Catholics are sperging over something important in the long scheme of things, like the ultimate destination of their immortal soul. Chris genuflects and makes the open mouth monkey face over capeshit.
Bob is in no position to criticize the length of other people's virginities... At least Jesus regularly hung out with hot women, like Mary Magdeline. You can bet Our Lord and Savior never had to do the hoverhand with a girl.
You can bet that Bob wouldn't have a problem with that picture if it had a Christian Cross instead of a rainbow flag and was labelled "Republicans."
"...Which shade you're born." Lori Lightfoot is black and that fact doesn't seem to have kept her from becoming Chicago's major. Black people/Democrats are in charge of a lot of American cities now. How is it Capitalism's (or Whitey's) fault that most of them are shitholes?
I'd rather listen to some tinfoil hatter sperg about glowies than listen to anything MovieBob has to say.
Bob doesn't care about anyone who isn't (A) guiding the direct pipeline of Consoomer Goods into his mouth or (B) making the Mayoghouls he hates angry. I'm also willing to bet that Bob has a problem with Americans sticking their fingers into foreign pies when said Americans are either religious missionaries or members of the Trump administration.
Whoops. Guess the Iroquois will have to give the Sauk tribe their lands back along the St. Lawrence Seaway. And the Ojibwe have to give the Lakota back Minneapolis, once they clear all of the Mexicans, Blacks and Somalians out of it.
Deciding to declare a sexual orientation that isn't the norm isn't a "life altering decision" (unless your parents are religious fundies. ) Deciding that you're the opposite sex and want your body to reflect that IS a life altering decision, and one that troon activists want children to carry out at an age when they're fundamentally ill-equipped to handle it.
Seeing Bob squee about a show with an underaged lead makes me feel really gross even though Bob isn't talking about anything sexual. It's just Bob being his usual oily self.
We all know Bob thinks movies with hot lesbians in them are way better, but Bob can't say that without looking like the pervert that he is...
It looks like Game of Thrones: Just White People edition.
Bob Fellator: "Cancel Culture doesn't exist! Also, it sucks that it didn't work for us this time!"
Aerosolized Lead could only help Bob's brain function at this point...
I'm guessing woman because she doesn't seem to have an Adam's Apple. She might have had surgery, though (well, other than the huge amounts of Boob Surgery, that is...)
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Y'know, Bob, I think Jesus Walking On Water had less to do with him being a virgin, and way more to do with him being, y'know, the literal Son of God. Jesus of Nazareth wasn't here to make demigods like some kind of latter-day Zeus, for crying out loud.
I'm sure if some chick got the wrong idea, Jesus would be all like, "No, you remember what happened when the Sons of God (angels) decided it was a GREAT IDEA to get with the Daughters of Men? Didn't turn out so well. Those angels are in the middle of an abyss where they can't do that ever again." (That was probably The First LoVE iS LovE campaign, too lol, except this one had nuclear consequences)
So no, Bob, your attempted cut-off dig at Jesus for being a virgin is horrendously unfunny and stupid.
I'm sure if some chick got the wrong idea, Jesus would be all like, "No, you remember what happened when the Sons of God (angels) decided it was a GREAT IDEA to get with the Daughters of Men? Didn't turn out so well. Those angels are in the middle of an abyss where they can't do that ever again." (That was probably The First LoVE iS LovE campaign, too lol, except this one had nuclear consequences)
So no, Bob, your attempted cut-off dig at Jesus for being a virgin is horrendously unfunny and stupid.
Nono, you see, friendo, the First Nations are all a Unified Whole, who will get the land back from Whitey. Persons of the Colors will be allowed there too, because they too are oppressed and colonized! Sauk, Iroquois, what does it matter, they're all Indians, right? They'll all get it all back! - Smoothbrained, Crayon-Eating Ignoramus known as DiabetoPokemonquistador2 said:
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That sounds like something fatty would say.
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Fun fact: not every tribe is pissy about the white devils squatting on their sacred hunting grounds. Some tribes (usually smaller, weaker ones) willingly submitted to the USA, got generous concessions in return, and were able to thrive despite being living in America (the primary example would be the Osage tribe, who became wealthy oil barons in the early 20th century.)
But Bob and company don't know that. They don't know about tribal relationships, the wars between various tribes, and that a large reason the US was so successful against the natives is because weaker tribes aided the Americans against the stronger tribes that oppressed them.
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He has said almost the same exact thing about how the Dems would be the ones bombing the right targets when talking about the same exact pictures. I think it was less than a month ago he did it too.Tactics targets. I thought it is an old tweet until I saw the date.
Jess is an actual woman who's a huge cosplay thot and them tits be fake. I can't remember if she's more known for comicsgate or weeb wars shenanigans or mad that people objectify her when she hangs her massive tits out for money.
This thing is filtered to hell and back so I can't tell if troon or not, but it sure has some huge jugs (LinkTree)
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He's also a member of the Democratic Party (I'll wager), not only one of the most successful cults in U.S. history, but also one of the oldest at 194 years old.
Well, despite being inherently evil, Moviebob does see himself as humanity's "savior"...
Here's the version of that meme I'm expecting to see: The airplane dropping bombs has Moviebob's avatar on its tail; the plane is shown from above as it drops bombs onto the Midwestern U.S.; the meme is captioned with "Moviebob Takes the First Step toward Building a Superiaa Fyuuchaa".
At least Tim Pool provides the references and receipts. Moviebob's nothing more than a provider of misinformation, disinformation, and character assassination all rolled up into one fat, petulant package.
Take away the quotation marks, and Moviebob perfectly summarizes himself yet again.
So... does this mean that the pre-American indigenous population never had any sovereignty? Regardless what's preached by Leftist idiots (I repeat myself), most Native American tribes were unscrupulous "kingdoms" that had no problems perpetuating theft and murder against rival tribes.
Not to mention that Lauren Boebert is smarter than the world's Moviebob population. (Then again, so is a turnip.)
Objection! Relevance?
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Someone got the video of Bob walking on water? On the bright side for Bob, his video quality* hasn't improved in over 10 years so we won't be able to tell if it was recorded when he was 28, 33, or much much more recently.Technology makes you Jesus:
*And weight. And fashion sense. And... well, anything, really.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Paige had nothing to do personally in changing the character, but more like Netflix and the producers of the show were afraid to get backlash if they didn't.
Not to mention, as small as they were, Paige cut off her breasts and is taking hormone treatment, she doesn't quite look like a woman anymore either.
I never watched the Umbrella Academy show, but I did read all the comics (there's only 3 trades, quick reads), and in the comics Paige's character doesn't do much after the first trade, but I assume since Paige is the biggest star in the show her character is probably the main one,
I'm sure it was a pain in the ass to write a character having a sex change in the middle of a storyline because the actress playing it decided she was a man, but they would rather have that than having twitter mobs acussing them to "deny" Paige's identity.
But, what can you do? these producers also subscribe to this shit, so I can't feel bad about it, in fact, I think some of them might be happy for the publicity around the sex change topic, because I don't think Umbrella Academy has that a strong following.
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No technology will take the virginity out of Bobby.Pokemonquistador2 said:
Elon Musk has bought shares in Twitter.
Because a visit to Disneyland is obligatory for children.
Joe Manchin:
Going Feral , with Bob Chipman.
Bobby hates how the Sonic movie franchise emulates MCU.
A Sonic fan imagines Bobby can put himself in his shoes.
You don't ask Bobby for an honest appraisal of Sonic movies. In fact you don't ask Bobby for an honest appraisal of anything.
These people are imagining Sonic to be much more ambitious than it really is. I think the third film will conclude the series, and may be some direct-to-streaming shit later.
Hollywood Reporter's writer wonders if Morbius is caught in a long-standing, coordinated campaign to laud every MCU movie as "the best ever!!!" and to denigrate any other capeshit as second-rate MCU.
Ms Marvel. Bobby makes another prediction.
It is okay for a movie to be a glorified toy commercial -- as long as the movie is from Disney.
Chu-chu is a low-brow retard, but leave it to Bobby to make the convo even dumber.
Bitch fight on Yellowstone. Gives "Early Bird Specials" a new meaning.
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What the Indian people really need is a fat ugly white guy to speak for them.
Oh, and Bob, I don't think you should be telling other people to dump their Twitter stocks. Your entire life is tied to that site like an IV. There is no other place on the internet that will tolerate you.
Oh, and Bob, I don't think you should be telling other people to dump their Twitter stocks. Your entire life is tied to that site like an IV. There is no other place on the internet that will tolerate you.
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Paramount/Sega announced a third Sonic movie (though Jim Carrey announced that he is retiring from acting after 2) and a Knuckles spinoff on Paramount+ because they desperately need the content. Also, Bob fails to understand Sonic lore as Knuckles descended from a Mayan-inspired warrior culture that ended when they tried to seize the chaos emeralds and angered a vengeful water god. I recall that he had a Sega Dreamcast on a shelf in one of his photos, but did he even play Sonic Adventure? Methinks not. As for no children in the film, he did interact with Rachel's daughter in the first on and it was her who gave the Blue Blur his iconic shoes. He can go watch Sonic X if he wants that shit, but I seem to recall that Chris Thorndyke wasn't a popular character.
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Guess the Indians all lived in peace before the palefaces came with fire sticks and stole the land.
Iroquois Confederacy? Aztecs? Never heard of them.
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I keep having to remind myself that a reason Bob will defend the 1993 Mario movie was because Disney made it. Had it been made by another studio, Bob would have torn it apart.
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