Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

There aren't "trans kids".

Adults transition. Children are still discovering themselves and need time to mature before they make permanent, life-altering decisions.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Loved the misogynistic hate aimed toward Tomb Raider. I know exactly why he hates her too. Back when N64 and Playstation were competing the game magazines were comparing Tomb Raider favourably to Super Mario 64. I'm guessing a younger MovieBob read that and decided "Fuck that slut, how dare she!"

I would have gone with a joke about how Lara Croft treated Blobby the same way Lindsay Ellis, Anita Sarkeesian and every other woman has because, even as a fictional character, Lara can sense his creeper vibes and the desperation he has to lose his V card without having to pay for it but you do you.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Ok. Pray for me, I'm going to watch that video so I can make an intelligent commentary as a person whose seen High Plains Drifter 4 or 5 times....

Well, that was one of the worst things I've ever seen. I don't think Bob has ever seen High Plains Drifter. The drifter is a somewhat malevolent force, possibly a vengeful spirit. He's not your normal good guy Western hero. (John Wayne reportedly hated High Plains Drifter.) I think Bob just pulled the title High Plains Drifter but meant some other more generic Western he vaguely remembers. It has some down right unsettling stuff in it.

Loved the misogynistic hate aimed toward Tomb Raider. I know exactly why he hates her too. Back when N64 and Playstation were competing the game magazines were comparing Tomb Raider favourably to Super Mario 64. I'm guessing a younger MovieBob read that and decided "Fuck that slut, how dare she!"

Yes, I'm sure Sega wants to murder their marketable characters so Sonic can be more edgy for people like MovieBob rather than sell them as plush toys to children. Indeed, what are children? I'm sure when Bob was a child he hated plush toys and simply dreamed of Mario murdering his enemies gruesomely (with those enemies also being children).

Obviously his desire to put Bullet Time in Sonic was a wonderful idea which really captures the idea of a game where the thrill of speeding around is kind of the point. We should probably add Bullet Time to Sonic Racing too. Although I'm not sure who Sonic will race against now that the cast have all been murdered (per MovieBob's fantasy). I guess Billy Hatcher and Ryo from Shenmue will have to do more heavy lifting.

Yeah, I came to the same conclusion, given that Bob used the reference despite there being a goddamn LITERAL RAPE in High Plains Drifter. By the "good guy" no less. Either Bob never saw it and just used wikipedia (I'm surprised he didn't use Shane instead, though the ending of Shane, had Bob seen it, would possibly cause him to reject it as a parallel), or he did see it but doesn't remember a ton of things, including the rape scene.

Bob would rather fap to Princess Peach than Polygonal Lara Croft any day, is my guess. HOW DARE Hexbox supplant his precious Mushroom Kingdom games from Nintendo?! The nerve! I guess the pointy boobs killed bob's boner because they looked like she could put out someone's eye with those things. Zero-sum game logic indeed. I mean, back in the day, most households stuck to one console (affordability). Only the more affluent could afford two different new consoles at the same time. Then renting became a thing, and people who had one console could rent the "other" console for a modest fee and a game or two and expand their playset (if they didn't have a friend with the "other console" to borrow or play on at friend's house). Hell, our first Nintendo came about because a friend of my bro's kept bringing his over (I suspect to keep it from being confiscated during whenever that friend was being punished by his parents, lol), until we were able to get one ourselves. Bob does mention being able to play a Sega at a friend's house on occasion (I think it was in Brick by Brick? or a blog post?), but he clearly was unimpressed with the console at the time. (Like he wasn't impressed by the slogan "Sega does what Nintendon't"). But nowadays, people can and do emulate games online, so they don't even need the damn consoles for some games, plus there's PC versions of console games, so Bob's entire raison d' etre is bullshit now. You can be a fan of Sanic and Mario. You don't need to choose, Bob. Eliminating Sanic somehow won't bring those fans over to Mario if they weren't already Mario fans. Likewise, you can't "kill" Mario and expect Mario fans to gravitate to Sanic. Bob's living proof of that.

I'm not sure when Bob decided "Darker and Edgier" was a requirement to make something "better". I mean, I get some stuff can be too lighthearted/kiddie (and I guess the death of Optimus Prime in Transformers the Movie really, really scarred him for life, lol, but somehow I guess it made him believe that killing characters off makes something BETTER? Did he forget about the enraged fans during that time, that were incredibly mad that Optimus was killed off?). But then, there's taking the darker and edgier shit too far. Why does he think doing "The First 10 Minutes of Transformers: The Movie" to the cast of Sanic is going to improve things? It didn't do it for Sunbow/Marvel! Or Hasbro, for that matter. But then, maybe in the pit of Bob's fat soul, he's still a nascent, unawakened school shooter who wants to murder the entire class for calling him fat bullying him.

The idea of Bullet time/Flashtime seems a bit autistic for a Sanic game. Might be ok for a Sanic MOVIE, but nah, not the game. There's no point. But then again, Bob's a crayon-eating, paste-consooming, curtain-analyzing exceptional individual that should stick to his stupid opinions about Mario and start sperging about how darker-and-edgier THAT should be.

 

[Shart Attack]

Glenn Greenwald.



I don't know if there is a formal name for this but I like to call it "Streets of London fallacy" after Ralph McTell's song. The fact that someone has it worse than you doesn't mean your concerns aren't valid, or that you should not get emotional for them.

Some rich asshole: "I'm so rich I don't have to care about public policy or the hoi polloi being ruined by it."
Glenn Greenwald: "Rich assholes like this are out of touch with reality."
Economics Bob: "Aktshually? There are people who have it worse than you, so it's the """people""" complaining they're spending more on gas than they earn at their JERBZ who are spoiled and out of touch. Look, here's a clever and insightful political cartoon to prove my point! But, you're not a person, so... [Gay waving emoji]"

Bob being Glenn Greenwald's reply guy always amuses me. Say what you will about Greenwald, the guy adheres to mostly liberal principles. I mean what used to be called liberal principles, like the freedom to make a phone call without the NSA wiretapping you with no warrant. Silly, inconsequential, far-right extremist shit like that. He doesn't concern himself with the big questions of our time, like which mass-produced Disney pablum deserves the most Oscars, but hey, we can't all be once-in-a-generation genius political Thinkers. Meanwhile Bob's single guiding principle is "Whatever hurts the people I hate is good."

So you've got Bob, an illiberal establishment dick-sucker LARPing as a liberal, constantly trying to fire "Take that!"s at an actual liberal who doesn't even know he exists. It's so pathetic and such a transparent look into who Bob is, it's beautiful.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Not quite true. There was Hope Kintobor, who was Snively's sister and Robotnik's niece who first appeared somewhere in the 90s. She didn't play much of a role in the series until she joined G.U.N. as their resident kid genius and became part of Shadow/Team Dark's supporting cast. As for humans appearing in the series, I recall that #50 revealed Robotic and Snively were from a similar species called Overlanders who fought and lost against the Mobians in the Great War. At least until Archie hit the reset button with the Worlds Collide crossover.

(As an aside: a Mobian King outright banned guns due to Ken Penders' opinions on gun control, including artillery, which the Overlanders used. Even with power ring technology and the defection of Ivo Kintobor, I don't know how the Mobians won. EDIT: Apparently, the war concluded with a duel. How convenient.)

Yeah, an Overlander and an Acorn prince were playing nice until evil hooman showed the squirrel his gun, then magic reckless teenage gun death plot device happened.

Technology Bad was always Penders’ fall-back device for Mobian conflict. In a way, that completely undermines characters like Uncle Chuck who was a genuine scientist, or Nicole - characters he did not create, mind.

Speaking of plot devices, remember ol’ Nate Morgan?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby is part of the reason that Twitter is a superfund site.

Say, if you were Musk, how would you idiot-proof Twitter?
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Oreo tries to tick a few woke boxes at once. They made a short video in which a second-gen Chinese immigrant with terrible Mandarin comes out as gay to his mom. What disturbs me is the bilingual punning of the English pronoun I and the Chinese word for love "愛" -- love is equated with narcissism.
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When it comes to big corps, Bobby is easily satisfied.

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"One dead 'transkids' is too many".
I agree and I expect DeSantis does too. That's why he tries to prevent transsexuals from creating more 'transkids', while states like Texas have prevented medical transition of children.

Glenn Greenwald.
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I don't know if there is a formal name for this but I like to call it "Streets of London fallacy" after Ralph McTell's song. The fact that someone has it worse than you doesn't mean your concerns aren't valid, or that you should not get emotional for them.

White people in America never have food shortages. Bobby is white and he has never been deprived of his fairly small amounts of food.
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Peter Coffin.
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Bobby explains his "Gen X" cohort's obsession with 24/7 cable news:
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Bobby's idol Fallon Fox, who got to smash a woman's skull with his bare hands:
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An MMA match lasts how long? 10 minutes? I guess most battle skirmishes last longer than that.

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Ms. Marvel:
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RLM mentions that nerdbeards are far from the only group who are mad about how MCU handles Kamala:
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As for the supposition "MCU never had a plan":
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Turning Red:
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The next dose of Disney brainrot:
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Another A24 product:
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Synder bros:
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I can think of at least one group of people who keep getting their demands met (at least in the West) yet keep getting madder. Bobby idolizes that group.

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Another nightmarish long thread involving Luke and Chu-Chu, this time starting off about BoJack Horseman. Luke doesn't like the way the show seems to imply that lonely people in existential dread -- like Luke -- are predisposed to committing sex crimes.
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Chu-chu chimes in to give a cross-cultural, relativist argument on statutory rape. Bobby remembers the teenage temptresses he saw on old TV shows.
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Then the subject switches to Mythic Quest and Charlie Sheen. Bobby thinks the Charlie Sheen stand-in in the show resonates with him because "I AM a white guy who works face-forward in entertainment".
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Just download some porn dammit!

"THE ENEMY IS BOTH STRONG AND WEAK"
Man, the smoothbrains are strong in that discussion. I mean, they MIGHT have a point, if the opposing armies of Russia, China, North Korea, etc, were full of cis women and not cis men. But they're not. They're full of CIS MEN. And not just ANY cis men, these people have to measure up to standards. Just because Fallon Fox can destroy a cis woman in combat, does NOT mean Fallon Fox has ANY chance at all against a full-on cis Russian Male of military standard build, let alone a North Korean cis male soldier.

Geez this is so dumb. This is like saying it's fascist if I claim some adult can beat up a child but would lose to Mike Tyson. That's not "too weak/strong" dichotomy (which Bobby also indulges in with regards to white males) but just an observation of the bell curve.

Also if you can't handle deadnaming then how you gonna handle being shot at?

I know, right? At least Rush Limbaugh's 90s joke about having feminists in the Military who were all on their periods going into combat (led by Major General Molly Yard) made more real-life sense than this mess of having troons in it.

Actually, "Fallon," both of these statements can be, and are, true.

If you want your army to be as strong as it can possibly be, letting troons in is a terrible idea, no matter where they are in the male-to-"female" pipeline. From the start, you've already got someone who's not mentally sound, believing they're a woman trapped in a man's body (or vice versa, though the latter is probably less common). Then you throw in hormone blockers and "treatments" that fuck with their body and throw their biological systems out of whack. And if you go full-on cockchop, now they've got an open wound that they have to dilate permanently and keep from getting infected, neither of which are easy on a battlefield. All of these expenses have to be paid by the army (or whatever branch), which equals a lot of extra costs for an objectively worse soldier.

On the other side of the story, troons in women's sports are also a terrible idea, for the opposite reason. In war, you're going to be fighting predominantly men, and as mentioned, they're not going to be slowed down by needing to take mandatory dilation breaks. But as we've seen countless times, a troon of average athleticism is still able to dominate women's sports due to their innate biological advantages that titty skittles will never fully erase. These troons also generally avoid getting their dicks lopped off so they don't have to worry about competing with a festering wound, which means that they're still likely getting a continued testosterone drip, albeit reduced. I'll bet any female MMA fighter is thinking twice about being in the ring with "Fallon" after he brutalized his previous opponents.

Finally, my god, the irony of those responses. Leftists are constantly playing those rhetorical games, both when portraying themselves and their opponents. Lefties are simultaneously strong leaders who will conquer the world with their brilliant ideology and weak little victims being oppressed by those evil fascists. And on the flip side, conservatives are both pathetic shrimps that will be quashed under heel and menacing overlords with tendrils in every institution threatening to destroy us all. Swap out whichever definition you need as you see fit, and claim harassment anytime you're called out on it.

Leftists project, film at 11.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So you've got Bob, an illiberal establishment dick-sucker LARPing as a liberal, constantly trying to fire "Take that!"s at an actual liberal who doesn't even know he exists. It's so pathetic and such a transparent look into who Bob is, it's beautiful.

I actually doubt Glenn is unaware of Bob at this point. Glenn is an obsessive name searcher and QT checker who is so easy to bait into internet arguments that he once famously ignored his entire family out at dinner to continue arguing with some nobodies on Twitter for hours. Glenn will reply to nobodies who post obvious bait and similar shit in his replies. To me it seems entirely possible that Glenn has seen Bob constantly tweeting at him, looked at his feed and realized that here was someone on Twitter actually beneath his replying to them.

It's also entirely possible that like many posters in this thread Glenn often has no idea what Bob is even talking about unlike some random merely calling him a Putin cocksucker for the millionth time.

I always assume that when a much bigger account (at least outside the YouTuber universe) dunks on Bob they are unfamiliar with him because otherwise they wouldn't bother with it. Like that Washington Times writer the other day I assume only did it because Bob got personal. Otherwise when Bob gets outside attention, like with his Rittenhouse double jeopardy tweets, it's because he's escaped his bubble temporarily, people see the Blue Check and his profile and assume he's said something uniquely stupid since they don't know that's all his tweets.

 

[Red Hood]

Geez this is so dumb. This is like saying it's fascist if I claim some adult can beat up a child but would lose to Mike Tyson. That's not "too weak/strong" dichotomy (which Bobby also indulges in with regards to white males) but just an observation of the bell curve.

Also if you can't handle deadnaming then how you gonna handle being shot at?

They're willingly ignoring the real issues. Troons aren't mentally competent to fight wars, especially in a military that's already plagued by personnel suicides.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I think the reason Fallon Fox was harping on the “Weak and strong point at the same time” thing because using that and saying “Only fascists do that” has become the new talking point now that Alt-right, Nazi, incel, and all their other insults and appeals to compassion are failing.

The Emperor is running out of ways to convince us that he’s actually wearing clothes but still refuses to acknowledge the majority of us can clearly see his twig and berries.

 

[Red Hood]

I would have gone with a joke about how Lara Croft treated Blobby the same way Lindsay Ellis, Anita Sarkeesian and every other woman has because, even as a fictional character, Lara can sense his creeper vibes and the desperation he has to lose his V card without having to pay for it but you do you.

Lara Croft killed a T-Rex with a pair of 9mms, I'm sure she wouldn't have trouble brushing off Bob.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Lara Croft killed a T-Rex with a pair of 9mms, I'm sure she wouldn't have trouble brushing off Bob.

It’s funnier to me if she doesn’t.

I guarantee nothing hurts Bob as much as a woman rejecting his advances.

 

[glib]

The Fallon Fox thing is so stupid.
We're saying that men are physically stronger than women, and men who think they're women are mentally more unstable than men who accept that they are men.
It's not complicated at all.
It's not fascism. They're just delusional and don't want to compete with men.



You don't work in entertainment bob, you are the entertainment.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It just dawned on me the Bob's "Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad" username has been around for awhile. How long ago was that slapfight that got him to make it that?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Guys, we gotta help MovieBob. His chronic alcoholism is killing him. If you're in the Boston area, please pass this image around at your local Barcade.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not Bob related but kinda Bob related.

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Bravo John Flynt. You named the Bob without naming the Bob.

 

[Brother Wind]

and to argue that you should be given something back on the basis that your ancestors were too weak, corrupt, stupid or unlucky to keep control of it in the first place is going to be an uphill battle.

This is where my biggest and gnarliest burr in my saddle is about the "Stolen America" lies. I think it's pretty disingenuous to pass off like we just took it from the Natives. Especially the Sioux. They fought. They beat us a fair few times. But they had no hope. And they kept antagonizing shit. And you can argue all day long about settlers bumping in their land. But, we settled that argument.

 

[JayHarrison]

Elon Musk has bought shares in Twitter.
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Elon Musk is rich. Moviebob is a bitch.

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Because a visit to Disneyland is obligatory for children.

But, Bob... Disneyland is getting too fucking expensive.

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Joe Manchin:
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Hint: Fat, fascist, phlegmwad film freak.

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Going Feral , with Bob Chipman.
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Bobby hates how the Sonic movie franchise emulates MCU.
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A Sonic fan imagines Bobby can put himself in his shoes.
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You don't ask Bobby for an honest appraisal of Sonic movies. In fact you don't ask Bobby for an honest appraisal of anything.

Hear, hear!

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It is okay for a movie to be a glorified toy commercial -- as long as the movie is from Disney.
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What about 1989's The Wizard?

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Why is Bob acting like an expert on a picture of what is probably a coyote? He’s a fat bastard who probably rarely sees a deer when his mother needs him to take the trash out.

I’ve been hunting enough to take a gamble and say that’s just a coyote. It just pisses me off that he’s coming across as some wildlife expert about Canadian Wolf-hybridization.

Nah. The only way Moviebob can confirm he saw a coyote is if it had a rocket hitched onto its back and roller skates strapped onto its feet.

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Say, if you were Musk, how would you idiot-proof Twitter?
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My first thought about idiot-proofing Twitter: The termination of Moviebob's account for his frequently gross violations of Twitter's TOS.

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"One dead 'transkids' is too many".
I agree and I expect DeSantis does too. That's why he tries to prevent transsexuals from creating more 'transkids', while states like Texas have prevented medical transition of children.

No, Floridians. The list of people Moviebob actually cares about begins and ends with Moviebob.

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I don't know if there is a formal name for this but I like to call it "Streets of London fallacy" after Ralph McTell's song. The fact that someone has it worse than you doesn't mean your concerns aren't valid, or that you should not get emotional for them.

Shannon Sharpe is just much a contemptible fuckwad as alleged comedian Stephen Colbert.

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White people in America never have food shortages. Bobby is white and he has never been deprived of his fairly small amounts of food.
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Well, Moviebob has also been victim of a brain parasite shortage. Any and all brain parasites that invade Moviebob's head would be dead of starvation within two mintes!

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Peter Coffin.
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Ahem. Up until Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris was chosen as Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's running mate, Kamala despised Joe. A Thinker™ like Moviebob should have known that.

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So... how long's it been since Moviebob's actually admitted to not knowing something? Months? Years? Decades? Forever?

 

[Positron]

It just dawned on me the Bob's "Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad" username has been around for awhile. How long ago was that slapfight that got him to make it that?

Ten months.

Now that Elon Musk is on Twitter's board, Bobby thinks he can boss him around like a boss.




Carlson: "Speech is a prerequsite for democracy. If you are shutting you down, it is not because they are genuinely 'offended', hardly: they are power-hungry".


Like Carlson, Majorie Taylor-Greene risks being suicided to break the news: "...the Democratic Party is the most disgusting, evil, horrible thing happening in our country. That's why we have to say it, no matter how many little blue checkmarks get their feelings hurt."


Meanwhile, Glenn Greenwald proves that the Dems are strong believers of "No Bad Tactics".


Adam Kinzinger is exasperated by the fact that, when the World Order is changing for the first time since WWII, the two biggest American political parties would rather manufacture outrage, to find ways to make people upset, in order to win the next election. Bobby proves him right.


Tom Cotton is being ridiculous in suggesting that affirmative-action judge Ketanji Brown Jackson would spare the Nazis. Ketanji Brown Jackson will defend the rights of pedophiles with her life, but surely not the Nazis!


Trannytrannytranny.



I'm not going to investigate the brain farts from this imbecile.


Thanks for proving your critic's point, Bobby.

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Star Wars has meant to sell toys right from the start.


"The Last of Us of Monster Inc."


BoJack Horseman:




Bobby's "research" leads him to Ranma½

(KF's own "discourse")



Creep. This is from Death on the Nile (2022)

I suspect Kenneth Branagh is aiming at a "stagey" aesthetic.

Chu-chu talks about the racial politics of Star Trek. Kill me please.


Chu-chu then go on a tirade with goblins:

 

[King Dead]

Ten months.

Good lord, almost a year of Bob thinking that badly quoting a Barenaked Ladies song is a great joke that's worthy of being his Twitter name so people will see it literally every time he tweets (so dozens of times a day).

Bob, I know you look at your thread, you can't help it. I'm doing you a favor here and giving you some advice: drop the "gag" name and go back to Moviebob or Bob Chipman or any actually descriptive name for your Twitter. Nobody gets your "joke," it wasn't funny to begin with, and every day that passes is another day removed from the stupid slapfight that inspired you to change your name to that in the first place. Nobody's mad, we're just disappointed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I find it funny that Bob acts like he owns twitter and can boss the actual owners around.