Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Meet Moviebob, an idiot full of sound and fury whose words signify nothing. (Apologies to Shakespeare.)

A tale about an idiot, told by an idiot.

 

[glib]

So I was watching a video on YouTube about the Fermi Paradox, and on the topic of the "great filter", one of the greatest contestant for what it might be is large-scale, technologically advanced warfare. Perhaps every sentient lifeform that develops intelligence at the scale of humanity are highly likely to eventually wipe itself out, thus rendering the cosmos cold and silent. Rather than colonizing other planets, intelligent lifeforms are more susceptible towards the tempation of wiping its own species out with nukes, in the name of protecting their worlds from their respective versions of the mayonnaise ghouls. If the great filter does not consist of natural catastrophes on a cataclysmic scale, it could very well come in the form of ourselves.

For all of Robert's constant sperging about the necessities of reaching for the stars, in his incessant quest for moon wheat and a robot body that he's totally earned, his rancid personality that calls for the extermination of large swaths of other people on the daily is a poignant example of everything about our species that keeps us from advancing and exploring the mysteries of our universe. Him being little more than a creature of spite is demonstrative of everything that regresses us as a species, keeping us from fulfilling our potential. Robert's purported ambitions in the name of science and discovery, contrasted with his ever disgusting conduct, is irony at its finest.

I always bring up how Star Trek is this utopia that nerds love, but in the very first episode of TNG written by Gene and D.C. Fontana, the plot is centered around Q bringing up how flawed and warlike humans are. That it took Eugenics wars and huge catastrophes to get to the Federation. Humans didn't see the future coming and prevent evil, destruction, and violence. They had to walk through that fire to know it burnt. It's a great point in my opinion. A lot of what Gene seems to have thought about involved humans advancing out of the present set of circumstances to some kind of utopia, but I think even he had a hard time believing that such a thing would happen out of pure good will. Bob's entire agenda of "kill them, so we can have utopia" is evil. He would not be allowed in the world he wants to create.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Is this fat retard actually surprised that people who do something for a living don't have time to be massive faggots studying every inch of said thing? Breaking news the guy who made Pokemon doesn't know the pokedex order or the amount of cards that were released, and no writer at DC can explain all the alternate Earths off head. It's almost like they're working and not being faggots lmao

THIS^^^

When you work for company like Disney, you’re not spending your time world-building or explaining every single detail about your franchise. You’re constantly working to get your paycheck.

If you want to create a autistic fantasy world like CWC-Ville and sperg about it then you do that on your time. Although, you’re probably going to get laughed at.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While I don't have any complaints about you guys dunking on Bob's degree which was only a minor in film studies at his tiny former women's college for whatever that's worth two decades later, I'd like to point out that Bob has literally endless time to actually study film (or the film industry) now either out of personal interest or as part of his "job" and he doesn't. His "study of film" consists of watching popular movies and following some film industry or film adjacent Twitter accounts and maybe sometimes not reading Wikipedia intro paragraphs correctly.

Hell, the average person getting an actual undergraduate degree in film studies at any university probably accidentally learns more about film, even if half of it is literal gibberish of a nonsense critical perspective, than Bob has deliberately chosen to learn about in his 40+ years on Earth.

 

[Brother Wind]

THIS^^^

When you work for company like Disney, you’re not spending your time world-building or explaining every single detail about your franchise. You’re constantly working to get your paycheck.

If you want to create a autistic fantasy world like CWC-Ville and sperg about it then you do that on your time. Although, you’re probably going to get laughed at.

let me tell you about this guy named Tolkien. You may have heard of him...

Spoiler

Yes I know he's pretty unique

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

let me tell you about this guy named Tolkien. You may have heard of him...

Spoiler

Yes I know he's pretty unique

Okay, yeah, Tolkien’s an exception but he’s one of the rare few.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

let me tell you about this guy named Tolkien. You may have heard of him...

Spoiler

Yes I know he's pretty unique

To be fair to Tolkien, despite all the work and crazy world building he did, he had the self restraint to not vomit it all over the LotR and the Hobbit. Those were stories that alluded to the grand world he'd created, but had a tight focus.

The Silmarillion is where you can go full space cadet and find the whole history of Middle Earth from the literal first second of creation onward. Don't get me wrong, I love the Silmarillion, there were some awe inspiring and beautiful parts, but its definitely not as "readable". For me, the story of the Aule making the dwarves is one of my favorite bits from the whole LotR mythos.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

To be fair to Tolkien, despite all the work and crazy world building he did, he had the self restraint to not vomit it all over the LotR and the Hobbit. Those were stories that alluded to the grand world he'd created, but had a tight focus.

Unlike many, many spergs Tolkien had a prestigious day job as a professor at Oxford.

 

[Tronathon242]

Everyone who guessed that Halo would suck, feel free to claim your No Prize.

Also, I knew Master Chief wouldn't keep his helmet on, but I'd never have guessed he'd have taken it off in the first episode when a hostile was pointing a rifle directly at him.

If the Dredd remake could make the titular character seem human even with the helmet on, then Halo could have done it as well. No excuses.

While I don't have any complaints about you guys dunking on Bob's degree which was only a minor in film studies at his tiny former women's college for whatever that's worth two decades later, I'd like to point out that Bob has literally endless time to actually study film (or the film industry) now either out of personal interest or as part of his "job" and he doesn't. His "study of film" consists of watching popular movies and following some film industry or film adjacent Twitter accounts and maybe sometimes not reading Wikipedia intro paragraphs correctly.

Hell, the average person getting an actual undergraduate degree in film studies at any university probably accidentally learns more about film, even if half of it is literal gibberish of a nonsense critical perspective, than Bob has deliberately chosen to learn about in his 40+ years on Earth.

He's just an arrogant son of a bitch when all is said and done. He thinks himself to above the average intellect, therefore his purely surface level knowledge of film is somehow leaps and bounds above those who dedicate their lives to its study. Blob has no humility or sense that there are those who are far, far better than him in his chosen profession.

Probably do, but these guys buy into almost any marketing and the hype that follows. These movies are literally made for people like Bob to watch and be amazed at the hollow storytelling, the special effects and the amazingly convenient plot hooks that tie into other movies: This is actually a double edged sword, as it both creates a cult following from the Blob and his ilk and cripples the appeal of these movies with the constant scenes that the viewer won't understand without watching the hundreds of hours of the film from the same cinematic universe. Powerleveling a bit, I fucking hate these movies precisely because of this, they aren't self contained and it kills the appeal if you didn't follow the metric fuckload of film they released recently. Not even getting into the myriad of shit I could be criticizing, just that makes them an annoyance to watch by itself!

It's funny how the films fell into the same pit that made the comics impossible for most to get into.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Meet Robert Chipman. A man with opinions on everything, but expertise on nothing."

I honestly would love to have half of the confidence Bob has when he says something incredibly wrong that could have been corrected with some light research. It's awe inspiring how sure of himself he is when he's wrong about literally everything.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Okay, yeah, Tolkien’s an exception but he’s one of the rare few.

Henry Darger was also an exception. Although he mostly kept to himself and worked an obscure job. If he'd had the internet, he might have become a lolcow like Chris chan, but he seemed the type of autistic person who rarely socialized with others. Given his early history of being abused, it's understandable.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is such a braindead take from bob.

[*whispers*]

Bob. The, uh, Panda Cartoon, is being SHOWN ALL AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING AMERICA. [/*whispers*]

The fact that the SETTING is Canada, is fucking irrelevant. It's not where the cartoon takes place, that is germaine to the concern about morality. IT'S WHO SEES IT. It is GOING to be SEEN in THE UNITED STATES, GUARANTEED. Therefore the guy bob was responding to, is NOT wrong. Don't try to pretend that the TARGET wasn't at least North America as a whole, United States included.

Bob can't meta-analyze for shit, holy shit.

 

[Red Hood]

Okay, yeah, Tolkien’s an exception but he’s one of the rare few.

And it's worth remembering, Tolkien developed that over decades, while working his day job as a respected professor at a prestigious university back at a time when that meant something.

 

[Positron]

That's my point - how can you chose between his usual spiel and his most retarded takes?

I cannot choose by myself. I can only recognize some type of idiocy but other types just slip off my back. To completely analyze this remarkable individual requires the collective knowledge base of this thread.

Someone insults Bobby's Squad waifus.


The Ice-Cream Ghoul tries to stir shit between China and its Taiwan province. Fortunately covid stops her.


But of course she is not alone.


Hungary might not be as shitholey as American imagines:

Would I rather have trains running on time, or having my little kids' gender explored, transformed, and affirmed? Decisions...

The Dems are intent to deflect the charge of pedophilia against Disney.


Antony Reed:


G. I. Jada continues her emotional abuse on Will Smith. Peter Coffin's ex wife takes pity on Smith.

---

Disney's paid shills are trying to replicate the furor after that maudlin line in Wandavision.

The brain of Moonknight just works differently. Don't blame him.
(Wouldn't the same apply to the Joker?)







Turning Red:


"Floof":

How about this floof, Bobby?

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WB announced leadership changes, which inflames Bobby's hate boner.


Another example of Bobby flip-floping on a movie based on what he is told:






SailorMoonknight.


If Chris Chipman is a gorehound, Bob Chipman is a sleazehound.



No one masturbating openly to underaged cartoon characters? That's unsettlingly unrealistic.

 

[Red Hood]

"You can rule forever, enriching your family and friends."
Biden and Pelosi and the Bushes be like:

 

[Tronathon242]

I honestly would love to have half of the confidence Bob has when he says something incredibly wrong that could have been corrected with some light research. It's awe inspiring how sure of himself he is when he's wrong about literally everything.

It's so simple when you don't have to actually be face to face with anyone or suffer any consequences for your statements. Being wrong on the Internet does not have many shortcomings if you can just block your detractors, delete the offending statements, or just disregard the basic humanity of those who disagree with you. I'd be surprised if his alcohol consumption didn't help with this trait as well.

But please, Bob. Do keep rattling on with your opinions about every single little event small, big, or somewhere in between. It's endlessly entertaining and baffling to see your takes.

 

[Adamska]

It also helps that his go to since forever has been to waddle away as fast as he humanly can to hide behind someone as a human shield if he can't just insta-dissmiss it. He then sicks either the authority figure or mob to attack for him as he smugly declares victory and blocks when it gets too hurtful.

He does this as he rapidly babbles "OUT OF CONTEXT" since he magically thinks that you're only guilty of being a retarded neo-fascist genocide advocate the instant you say something retarded in support of genocide.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Boy did he send THAT insult to the wrong fella. Nerdrotic is MARRIED. That reply chain to Nerdrotic there is pure crayon-eating exceptionalism. If Bob expects Nerdrotic to be angered or insulted by that, he's got another thing coming, lol.

It's probably also a ton of projection. Despite Bob's bullshit stories about conquests, he does in fact have zero hoes. Hell, he doesn't even have rakes.

I honestly don't get this tactic by Bob and his senpais - to insist that people they disagree with are like, incels or virgins or some shit like that. It's the stupidest thing ever, but whatever helps them sleep at night I guess? Maybe Bob's trying to cover for/cover up his lack of garden tools?

Is Bob even cognizant of the fact that his views are repulsive even to the most "progressive" of whamen, that he thus thinks the other side must also have views that make them repulsive to whamen?

Only those with correct opinions get/deserve a virtual harem of many whamens to bed?
That's crazy, because Bob has "the correct opinions" and no woman has touched him since his imaginary canadian lesbun "girlfriend" or the judy blume 3-some.

 

[Positron]

Chris longs for a private event with his Angel.


Speaking of that movie.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris longs for a private event with his Angel.
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slasher-stoner comedy? With at least one troon no less. Chris isn't made of money, so why is he a Producer? Or is he just hoping this'll open the floodgates of Licenses To Print Money because Support Muh LGBT+- Troon Aktur and he'll be rolling in dough?

I predict this can go one of two ways.

One, it's "so bad it's good" and becomes a cult classic (unlikely, but who knows) but doesn't make a whole pile of money. Like, Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

Two, it's going to be absolute incoherent unwatchable woke trash and end up losing money. (far more likely)

Why does Chris and his film buddies think this'll be some kind of dark horse breakout hit that'll make them rich extol the virtues of nonstraights as actors and thus cause the General Public to demand more of the same? Does Chris even know a good script when he sees one? ( I know Bob sure as hell doesn't! Just look at his "pitch" for Care Bears in Hell Paradise Lost.) That seth guy is apparently a/the Director. What does that dude even know about directing, is what I wanna know.

I got two words for this idiot about "the straights" in hollywood: Rock Fucking Hudson. Hell, even Paul Lynde (a bit more obvious/flamboyant)!