Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

Part of it is that for all his talk about being well-traveled, he's actually a coward who doesn't want to leave the safe and familiar, plus his family is there and they're the only social group he has, except when Chris invites him to tag along to his gatherings.

also because if your prospective landlord is someone other than one of your friends or your family, you have to have evidence of a stable income, and your man hasn't had a proper job in years

 

[Mr Snek]

Is it petty of me to wish for the Mario movie to suck just to spite Blob's seething ass?

I don't have many if any expectations from the Mario movie, not when the characterizations has been placed on a secondary plane in order for the movie to be a promotion vehicle for its "star studded" voice cast. ( Chris Pratt as Mario, Jack Black as Bowser, FFS )

I want the Mario movie to be so bad and ends up being such a flop that Nintendo swears off any Hollywood adaptation for another 30 years ( the Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo Super Mario Bros movie came out in 1993 so its 30th Anniversary is next year). I want for Bob to seethe and cope for decades to come at the fact that his beloved plumber is never going to get a decent movie while Sega's characters end up getting a successful cinematic universe.

IMHO the salt that would flow from Bob's ever drooping jowls would make not having a good Mario movie it worth.

I think the movie sucking is a forgone conclusion. The bigger question is if it'll be boring, or if it'll be so bad it's good.

My biggest question regarding Bob is how he'll respond to it. Will he impotently seethe that it isn't a fantasy epic like he wants while giving it a 6/10? Will he insist it's a cinematic masterpiece? Will he openly admit that he forced himself to love it because it's Mario? Will he explode on twitter, saying that everyone who dislikes the film is a dudebro?

 

[Koby_Fish]

also because if your prospective landlord is someone other than one of your friends or your family, you have to have evidence of a stable income, and your man hasn't had a proper job in years

Bob's claimed on twitter recently that he does "other things" for work as well, but nobody knows what he's talking about if he is referring to something other than working for MatPat occasionally.

 

[Flexo]

Is it petty of me to wish for the Mario movie to suck just to spite Blob's seething ass?

Not painful enough.

The movie needs to be AMAZING. A Pixar level of greatness in animated filmmaking which doubles down on the lore that Mario & Luigi are born & raised in the mushroom kingdom to the point this idea becomes solidified in the minds of children for generations to come.

And there must be no mention of Brooklyn or New York or Italy anywhere within it.

That? THAT would break Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I never knew Bob made a cringey trailer for Kingdom Hearts back in 2019.

Dude really wants to work at Disney but is too incompetent to get one.

 

[ChampFantana]

I never knew Bob made a cringey trailer for Kingdom Hearts back in 2019.

Dude really wants to work at Disney but is too incompetent to get one.

Considering the deranged nincompoops that HAVE secured gainful employment at GloboHomoDisneyCorp, that says an awful lot about Lardo Retardo.

I'm starting to think that normal levels of retardation are insufficient to describe Bob's levels of stupidity. I propose a new term, "Bobtarded." As in, there's plain old vanilla retarded, then there's Bobtarded. A little awkward, but it is clear the English language is wholly inadequate in certain areas and describing Bob's idiocy is certainly one of them.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Bob's claimed on twitter recently that he does "other things" for work as well, but nobody knows what he's talking about if he is referring to something other than working for MatPat occasionally.

Robert ominously refers to his other supposed body of work as "other things"? Dark tidings are afoot.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Robert ominously refers to his other supposed body of work as "other things"? Dark tidings are afoot.

IIRC his exact words were "This isn't the only thing I do for work"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is there any actual evidence that he lives with his mom? I've heard it said before but I've yet to find any hard evidence to suggest it.

It's not perfect but his voter registration is at the same address as his mom.

Bob's claimed on twitter recently that he does "other things" for work as well, but nobody knows what he's talking about if he is referring to something other than working for MatPat occasionally.

Robert ominously refers to his other supposed body of work as "other things"? Dark tidings are afoot.

IIRC his exact words were "This isn't the only thing I do for work"

Bounty hunter of unvaccinated TRUMPER TRASH.

 

[Mola Ram]

also because if your prospective landlord is someone other than one of your friends or your family, you have to have evidence of a stable income, and your man hasn't had a proper job in years

Most rental companies will overlook a lack of employment if you can show sufficient assets, like a flush bank account or readily available investments. If Bob has a solid amount of savings...

I'm sorry, I can't finish that thought with a straight face.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Let me get this straight, pardon the expression.

A genetic woman not wanting a genetic man in a womens bathroom or other facilities where women can be unclothed is a "Mental Illness", but a person with delusions on a schizophrenic level with being the opposite sex than their genetics and who wants to self mutate their bodies aren't mentally I'll? Wow Blobby you are a Believer not a Thinker if you agree with that.

Also yes Blobby there are a lot of teachers who are groomers. Same for social workers, coaches, doctors, daycare workers, clergy, and any other field which put adults into direct contact with kids. Why? Because these freaks gravity to these fields for that reason you can't exactly go to the bar or club and meet a 10 year old. Hell before the internet this was the only way to be around kids unless they were family or you snatched on off the park/street.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bounty hunter of unvaccinated TRUMPER TRASH.

I regret nothing:

 

[Boom Boss]

At some point, Bob is going to get banned from Twitter. Dude is so hostile, one day his fat ass is going to say something considered vaguely sexist/threatening towards a bread tube superstar or commie tranny and Twitter will jump on it.

I would love to see the meltdown and cope. Guy has such neo nazi opinions that he should have been banned years ago. I wonder where he would go instead of Twitter.

 

[JayHarrison]

Ingraham Angle of Fox News has concluded that woke teachers have become the new school bullies, and Fox News is launching a new portals where parents can share stories about teachers grooming their kids and/or teaching them to hate their skin. Bobby wants to spam their mailbox.
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Because someone who has nothing to hide would resort to sabotage. You know, just for fun.

Objection! Relevance?

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If a woman is afraid of a gender-confused man to pull a knife when she confronts him, she is the one with mental illness.
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So speaketh Bob Chipman, the baselessly superstitious.

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Someone compares child brides to child troons. Bobby goes on a inexplicable tangent about social cohesion.
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If societies can stand to cohere ("cohese" is not a word, Mr. Cultural Elite) less, why should we demand workers to march in lockstep with liberal "progressives"?

Obviously. That's why bad societies like those Moviebob propagates shouldn't be allowed to exist.

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Another "genocide" is threatening to sweep through the West. No, it is not what you think.
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"Thinker™".

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Dear Kiwis, have you picked your enemies?
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John Vinals must think it is okay to gas middle-class Trump voters.

Fact check: Moviebob has chosen far more enemies--the 72,000,000 who chose not to comport to Führer Hillary in 2016--than the thousand of those who chose Moviebob as an enemy.

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Lindsay Graham remembers how the media treated the previous three conservative SCOTUS candidates, and he reminds us that Affirmative Action doesn't work; indeed it is downright dangerous in the Supreme Court.
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Remember when Moviebob called for Texans to cough on Greg Abbott?

The Internet 'membahs.

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...Moviebob wrote in himself twice?

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Jerrod Sessler vs Dee Snider.
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If all else fails, attack another man's appearance even though he is much more handsome and presentable.

And attack his intelligence, despite being smarter than Moviebob.

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France:
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Moviebob's cheering for German control over France once again, I take it.

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The fact that both Twitter and Patreon haven't banned Moviebob is far more concerning.

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I'm not sure I'd be opposed to an all-female A-Team... but if you do, please use new character names.

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Bobby wants to live forever, but can he endure Eternal Return?
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Shut up, Eugenicsbob!

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Lately Bobby seems to trawl Twitter for Little Albert Einsteins.

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Dafuq? Will Smith slapped someone. Vladimir Putin invaded a country and committed mass murder. That's like comparing apples to cannonballs.

 

[The tired cat]

Moviebob's cheering for German control over France once again, I take it.

Nah, this is more of his "Should 'Murica step in and take over France? "Cause we're the good guys now, we can do it" , kinda how he tried to backpedal with his "Germany should invade Poland", by later saying "Hey, should US invade once we become "the good guys" again?"

 

[Mola Ram]

Why? Because these freaks gravity to these fields for that reason you can't exactly go to the bar or club and meet a 10 year old. Hell before the internet this was the only way to be around kids unless they were family or you snatched on off the park/street.

There is an excess of groomers in children-focused fields for exactly the same reason you find an abundance of necrophiliacs in the funeral and medical industries.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Robert ominously refers to his other supposed body of work as "other things"? Dark tidings are afoot.

It'd be hilarious if he pulled a Jarbo and needs to use Uber Eats to help his income.

But in reality, he's probably just referring to the MatPat videos he helps with because for some reason, someone thought he was a decent researcher.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

At some point, Bob is going to get banned from Twitter. Dude is so hostile, one day his fat ass is going to say something considered vaguely sexist/threatening towards a bread tube superstar or commie tranny and Twitter will jump on it.

It's amazing how this didn't happen yet, guy is a fucking unhinged lunatic, straight up genocidal maniac. People who did much less got banned much more quickly, Bob on the meanwhile is spraying tweets with awful content every single day, didn't get a single warning so far. My bet would be on him throwing a hissy fit at the wrong person and getting banned as an example!

I would love to see the meltdown and cope. Guy has such neo nazi opinions that he should have been banned years ago. I wonder where he would go instead of Twitter.

Tumblr is dead, other social media is full of "ghouls", Twitch makes Twitter management look sane and mature by comparison but Bob isn't a thot streamer so he would get shafted as soon as he started rambling about the "obsoletes". If his Twitter dies, so does his digital footprint outside YouTube, guy burnes bridges as a hobby so anyone not related by blood wouldn't come to his rescue. He's fucked in that case!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

We have recently discussed the false equivalence between transsexualism and left-handedness in one of our tranny threads, but I can't find it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-news-megathread.49301/post-11607860 ?

Dear Kiwis, have you picked your enemies?

I was going to but then Bob decided everyone within 500 miles of me should be gassed. I like some of those people.

He didn't choose the Twitter sperg life, the Twitter sperg life chose him?

If societies can stand to cohere ("cohese" is not a word, Mr. Cultural Elite) less, why should we demand workers to march in lockstep with liberal "progressives"?

For once, I forgive him for not knowing the right word. Based on his writing, it's obvious he doesn't know the meaning of the word "coherent".

Because I'm a word nerd and decided to look it up: Cohere and adhere become cohesion and adhesion because in Latin when you change a verb like haereō, "I stick", to a noun, the ending changes. In this case it looks more like "haesiō" though that's not a word by itself in the same way "hesion" itself isn't. Not the only place you see one of haereō's children though - see also "inherent". Once you realize that you can sort of see the meanings of each.
cohere: to stick with
adhere: to stick to
inhere - yes it's a word: to stick in.



(Edit to avoid doublepost.)

I notice Bob fans (who aren't speds or troons) tend to skew a good bit younger and outgrow him. As someone who's got a few years on Bob, I always thought he was completely full of shit, even on the rare occasions I encountered him before Gamergate.

I'm a bit older than he is, and I watched him on the Escapist, mainly because I went there daily for the forums and I watched the current video while there. Movies aren't my long suit, and everyone had crap video quality back then, so it was probably a month or so before I realized precisely how bad he was. Don't think I'd call myself a fan, though, anymore than I'd call myself a fan of the people who did their video game reviews that I also watched. Hell, their entire stable of reviewers is condensed in my mind to Russ Pitts, Russ's wife, that guy who claimed to love film noir but always pronounced it wrong, and that guy with a name as unfortunate as Russ - Steve Butts.

 

[Positron]

When you think of Christopher C. Chipman, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?



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