Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
1649638271810.png

Something occurs to me reading this and Bob's other stuff on the Punisher.

He's worse than a blue-curtain analyzer - he's a blue-curtain retard.

I mean look at this!
1649638414978.png

He's like THE perfect committee man. The perfect corporate drone RetroBlasting talked about in his problem with hollywood video. The guy so vapid and stupid he'll just go along with anything if it will get the numbers. "People like the thing! Put the thing over there! Everyone will clap!" It's funny because during the war over SW:TLJ, he was all about "what's the movie's themes? what does it all mean?" but does any of that apply even a little here? What's the theme of the next captain america? Will the punisher fit in it? Doesn't matter! "Cap 'murica uses the pew pew guns! Punisher uses guns! Punisher be in 'murica movie!"

Some blue-curtain idiots at least follow a chain of logic: "Oh those blue curtains were used in Romeo and Juliet when the lovers first meet. And here they are when these two characters meet - that means it's all code that these two characters love each other!" [ignoring 7 minutes of action where those two characters tried to kill each other] With Bob it's like... "Those blue curtains were in Richard III! The blue curtains here mean Richard is going to show up in the film riding his horse!"

I need the board to help me out here, it's one of those things when I realized it, i started losing RAM as a consequence.

Stop with the idiotic word-association style of "analysis" dum dum! It's not some bit of insight or wisdom to forecast that a dramatic, heroic entrance (which films mastered DECADES ago) would be used for a new superhero appearing on screen. You're not brilliant, you're stating the obvious!
 
It's amazing how this didn't happen yet, guy is a fucking unhinged lunatic, straight up genocidal maniac. People who did much less got banned much more quickly, Bob on the meanwhile is spraying tweets with awful content every single day, didn't get a single warning so far. My bet would be on him throwing a hissy fit at the wrong person and getting banned as an example!


Tumblr is dead, other social media is full of "ghouls", Twitch makes Twitter management look sane and mature by comparison but Bob isn't a thot streamer so he would get shafted as soon as he started rambling about the "obsoletes". If his Twitter dies, so does his digital footprint outside YouTube, guy burnes bridges as a hobby so anyone not related by blood wouldn't come to his rescue. He's fucked in that case!
Can be seen as a sign of his insignificance? who cares about him?, not twitter not his family but us
in any case as anyone reported him yet?
 
Last edited:
Donate so everyone of the cast can afford the Samsung SmartDilate™!

"Weed fueled discussions about your favorite story canon!"

Oh, hurray, it'll be a Kevin Smith ripoff but even more amateurish and insufferable. There's nothing worse than someone who fell in love with Kevin Smith as a teenager during the glory days of Clerks and somehow never grew past it.
 
When you think of Christopher C. Chipman, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
View attachment 3166310

View attachment 3166300
Donate so everyone of the cast can afford the Samsung SmartDilate™!
As much as I love calling the Chippa the lesser brother, I will say him producing this means he's infinitely more connected to the movie industry then Roberticus Cinematicus probably ever will be. Not to mention he has a family and a job that you could talk to a stranger about and not make them want to mace you, so I think the Chippa may be the superior brother, despite his awful podcast.

That being said, this movie sounds unbelievably retarded.

As to Bob's nonsense sperging about Cap and the Punisher, the MCU already wasted the best part of the two character's interactions. A common theme that Marvel has done to death is that WWII and Vietnam shaped both men in drastically different ways. I know that in current continuity, the Punisher is either an Afghan vet or some made up conflict in the Marvel universe. How interesting could it be to see how that played out between Steve Rogers and Frank? The two wars were so different both in how they were fought and how the public perceived them. How fascinating could it be to see how Cap would react to hearing about how Frank was treated as a veteran of a war with less public support and fought in a very different and asymmetrical way?

Now what? Cpt Falcon, John Walker and Frank all just chat about having served at the same time? Not impossible to do something, but it seems a lot less interesting than what could've been. Bob just wants them together for the same reason kids love Super Smash Bros, all your favorite things, smashed together.
 
Fun exchange in a otherwise boring week for Robert here:

bobstupid.jpg


yet again Robert is getting his tits twisted by some tankie. If at the very least those guys could be decent trolls and banter like they have a frontal cortex, but alas, we work with what we got.

What I love is that the idiot tries to be chivalrous and be all like "well, my suffering doesn't even compare to those poor soul under the thumb of the white supremacy brutes" when just a minute before he was bitching about how the world hates him just for the crime of "being".

At this point Robert is a lost cause, if he can't figure out why people don't like him at age of 40, then there is no helping (not that I would).

Also, call bullshit, Robert acts as if his life is this never end suffering perpetuated by ignorants that give him a "hard time", when really, I think most people ignore him, but he is so unpleasant that he does find a couple of people that let him know that, which is a feat, because that ain't the case for most people.

Maybe Robert shoudln't have stopped working out why people don't like him on his 20's, maybe he could have gone somewhere else with his life.
 
Last edited:
Has anyone stayed on the front page of this forum as consistently as Bob?
Dobson did up until he “quit the internet” a couple years back. He was like Bob in the whole “terminally online” thing.

Has Bob shit himself in fury about Sonic 2’s opening weekend yet?
 
Poor Bobby! How come he is dogged by a legion of enemies since he was a little kid?
enemies.png
Relax big boy! Those "enemies" won't be coming back since you threw away your NES.

"Trumpsucker JERBS!!!"
jerbs.png

Bobby has been hearing voices for half a decade now -- or maybe he mistakes troons for normal white people?
genocide.png

White knights! Assemble!
whiteknight.png


"White bourgeoisie feigning emiseration." (BTW the word is immiseration. Throw your thesaurus away, Cultural Elite!)
emiserate.png

fridge.png

Suddenly "no borders" globalization is thrown out of the window, when people point out that the other side of the pond suffer "emiseration" too.
brit.png

Don't forget Russia has their counterpart to Trumpsuckers -- people who want to live their old familiar lives free from the encroachment of "minorities"
russ.png

Marvel movies are intricately complex; the Russia-Ukraine conflict cannot even touch that.
flags.png

Macron.
macron.png


Groomers still don't want to be called groomers.
groomers.png
The "Boycott Groomers" shirt is still on Bring Ammo's site as of this writing.

dad.png


Peter Coffin thinks Tucker Carlson is going to harsh on teachers. Of course Coffin is never right -- or at least never right enough for Bobby's taste.
coffin.png
RJM is absolutely right; shame he can't apply the same reason to another person.

Glenn Greenwald is going to hold a talk about the social, political, and cultural ramification of cryptocurrency.
1.png

bat.png


As everyone expects, Sonic 2 is doing great. And as everyone expects, Bobby is not happy.
What fewer people would expect is that he accuses Paramount for ripping off MCU again.
sonic1.png

sonic2.png
More eugenicist, definitely; less sexist, hell no!

filmT.png



Emma Watson, who has (clinches fists) so many friends who are trans, continues her desperate attempt for relevance.
Watson.png
If your "career" requires you to shut up about the truth, you are nothing but a prostitute -- Watson should be more familiar about this than I am anyway.

Chu-chu continues to be the sharpest knife in the kindergarten classroom:
watson2.png
I don't believe Rowling has ever been poverty-stricken either, despite the publicity material. But the crux is that Rowling has actual children, while Watson might have a few dozen abortions.

brie.png

Bobby tells the Star Trek crew to chill out on Twitter.
startrek.png

what.png

More BoJack Horseman.
Bojack.png

Bobby is stuck in Inferior Past when it comes to animation production.
anime.png

Consoom consoom consoom! Halleluiah!
mcudolls.png

kingdom.png

lacey.png

bludge.png
If Bobby really wants to help those upstanding queer folks out, he should volunteer as the bludgeoning weapon.
 
Last edited:
Poor Bobby! How come he is dogged by a legion of enemies since he was a little kid?
View attachment 3166507
Relax big boy! Those "enemies" won't be coming back since you threw away your NES.

"Trumpsucker JERBS!!!"
View attachment 3166512

Bobby has been hearing voices for half a decade now -- or maybe he mistakes troons for normal white people?
View attachment 3166702

White knights! Assemble!
View attachment 3166501


"White bourgeoisie feigning emiseration." (BTW the word is immiseration. Throw your thesaurus away, Cultural Elite!)
View attachment 3166657

View attachment 3166582

Suddenly "no borders" globalization is thrown out of the window, when people point out that the other side of the pond suffer "emiseration" too.
View attachment 3166518

Don't forget Russia has their counterpart to Trumpsuckers -- people who want to live their old familiar lives free from the encroachment of "minorities"
View attachment 3166677

Marvel movies are intricately complex; the Russia-Ukraine conflict cannot even touch that.
View attachment 3166574

Macron.
View attachment 3166788


Groomers still don't want to be called groomers.
View attachment 3166755
The "Boycott Groomers" shirt is still on Bring Ammo's site as of this writing.

View attachment 3166584

Peter Coffin thinks Tucker Carlson is going to harsh on teachers. Of course Coffin is never right -- or at least never right enough for Bobby's taste.
View attachment 3166552
RJM is absolutely right; shame he can't apply the same reason to another person.

Glenn Greenwald is going to hold a talk about the social, political, and cultural ramification of cryptocurrency.
View attachment 3166691

View attachment 3166419


As everyone expects, Sonic 2 is doing great. And as everyone expects, Bobby is not happy.
What fewer people would expect is that he accuses Paramount for ripping off MCU again.
View attachment 3166727

View attachment 3166750
More eugenicist, definitely; less sexist, hell no!

View attachment 3166409
View attachment 3166411


Emma Watson, who has (clinches fists) so many friends who are trans, continues her desperate attempt for relevance.
View attachment 3166625
If your "career" requires you to shut up about the truth, you are nothing but a prostitute -- Watson should be more familiar about this than I am anyway.

Chu-chu continues to be the sharpest knife in the kindergarten classroom:
View attachment 3166770
I don't believe Rowling has ever been poverty-stricken either, despite the publicity material. But the crux is that Rowling has actual children, while Watson might have a few dozen abortions.

View attachment 3166628

Bobby tells the Star Trek crew to chill out on Twitter.
View attachment 3166650

View attachment 3166785

More BoJack Horseman.
View attachment 3166792

Bobby is stuck in Inferior Past when it comes to animation production.
View attachment 3166697

Consoom consoom consoom! Halleluiah!
View attachment 3166685

View attachment 3166643

View attachment 3166598

View attachment 3166706
If Bobby really wants to help those upstanding queer folks out, he should volunteer as the bludgeoning weapon.
Regarding the Better Call Saul news, I think everyone expected that cameo to happen at some point, whether it go to their first meeting or being a flash forward. But apparently RJM in replying to Bob isn't aware that Better Call Saul is a prequel.

Also, maybe I'm a weirdo... well, I am, but I never got the insane love for Bojack Horseman. I liked it well enough for the first four seasons, but after awhile it just felt like preachy misery porn, and I stopped enjoying it.
 
Fun exchange in a otherwise boring week for Robert here:

View attachment 3166606

yet again Robert is getting his tits twisted by some tankie. If at the very least those guys could be decent trolls and banter like they have a frontal cortex, but alas, we work with what we got.

What I love is that the idiot tries to be chivalrous and be all like "well, my suffering doesn't even compare to those poor soul under the thumb of the white supremacy brutes" when just a minute before he was bitching about how the world hates him just for the crime of "being".

At this point Robert is a lost cause, if he can't figure out why people don't like him at age of 40, then there is no helping (not that I would).

Also, call bullshit, Robert acts as if his life is this never end suffering perpetuated by ignorants that give him a "hard time", when really, I think most people ignore him, but he is so unpleasant that he does find a couple of people that let him know that, which is a feat, because that ain't the case for most people.

Maybe Robert shoudln't have stopped working out why people don't like him on his 20's, maybe he could have gone somewhere else with his life.
Two things really stick out in this diatribe to me.

First, why is he talking about "the 2-3 millionaires who cashed in good on streaming 15 years ago" in response to criticism of his non-profession? Streaming in general was barely a thing back then, and the only people who actually "cashed in good" were those who were building those early platforms, like Justin Kan (of Justin.tv and later Twitch fame). You didn't have random streamers being able to earn a living until years later. I also don't know why he's bringing that up at all when he doesn't do livestreams at all; I get he's replying to the guy mistaking him as a streamer, but it would make a lot more sense to just say "well first, I don't stream, my videos are edited better than just talking at a webcam :smug:" instead of getting into this tangent.

And second, I'm sure he has to have seen this quote before, but here's your answer as to why the world's out to get you, Bob: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." People aren't giving you a hard time because you're a poor innocent widdle angel being trodden down by the regressive troglodytes that surround you. They're doing it because you're a colossal asshole that has never once had a moment of self-reflection in your life. Instead of dealing with your multiple mental issues, you rationalize it all away as haters jealous of your intellect, despite trying to hide your true beliefs about yourself with the occasional self-deprecating "I'm not that smart" remark.

Most people don't just go around being assholes for no reason, but most people do react negatively when faced with one. So it's really no surprise that, aside from his family that has to tolerate him, everyone else he meets treats him like shit, because he probably started it by being a dickhead in the first place. And instead of confronting this truth about himself, he retreats into his shell of delusion, his comforting thoughts of the inferior mayo ghouls being wiped out so he can attain his Superior Future.

If Bob weren't such an asshole, I'd almost pity him. As it stands, eat shit, fatass.
Has anyone stayed on the front page of this forum as consistently as Bob?
As @SteelPlatedHeart said, it helps that Bob is terminally online, which means there's a constant deluge of content to pick apart and mock. Not that we need to be reminded of this, but he's averaged seventy tweets a day for over eleven years. Assuming he gets eight hours of sleep a day, that's an average of one tweet every fifteen minutes of every waking hour, nonstop, for eleven years. I can't even fathom what it's like to be the kind of person that feels the compulsive need to vomit out literally any thought that comes to mind, and to do that every waking hour no less!

Even with helpful folks like @Positron combing through his feed for stupidity, there's an absolutely mind-boggling amount of posts he's made over the past decade. There could very well be hidden gems of ridiculous lunacy somewhere in all that muck that have never before been seen, but who in their right mind would try digging through it all to find one? Not I, not even if you paid me. I'd probably die from an aneurysm before I even got through a single percentage of his tweets.

But the other reason Bob's thread remains consistently active is because he's such a broad target to hate (lolfat). Aside from his few sycophants that are even dumber than he is, everyone else on the planet's reaction to Bob's incessant bile is one of disgust, anger, or bafflement. Regardless of your race, gender, sexuality, political affiliation, occupation, or any other classification you can think of, everyone can agree that Bob is worthy of being hated. He's just that odious of an individual.

The positive to all this is that this thread's community is quite enlightening. There are so many people here of such broad experiences that it's practically guaranteed that someone will have the knowledge to call Bob out on whatever garbage take he has that day, and the rest of us learn something in turn. I've learned quite a bit in my time on the farms, and Bob's thread is where I get a lot of that.

Funny how that may end up being one of Bob's only positive legacies, something that he had absolutely nothing to do with aside from saying stupid shit to react to.
 
Don't forget Russia has their counterpart to Trumpsuckers -- people who want to live their old familiar lives free from the encroachment of "minorities"
View attachment 3166677
From the bottom of my heart, this bitch and Bob can go fuck themselves. Let me tell you something you worthless thundercunt, you know what your so-called "rebuilding" was? Selling all the factories left over from the USSR days and turning them into worthless shit like office buildings or lofts, re-writing history, and going "MUH SUFFERED!!" while pretty much turning actual criminal groups (like the Forest Brotherhood or Banderas) into fucking heroes, sucking American cock like no tomorrow. These people don't see these nations as "inferior", they are pissed that after the USSR fell apart, they all started getting treated like dirt and subhuman trash, while these so-called "poor minorities" act like huge pieces of shit. At no point, people were ever forbidden to speak in Polish, Moldovian, or whatever the fuck. But, apparently, it's all fine when a person who was used to speaking in Russian, gets dicked in a company for daring not to speak their language, despite Russian being a 2nd language in that country, hey I know one nation who had that idea, spoiler they lost WW2. Oh, and nice bringing up Bucha, despite people calling out how the Ukrainian army clearly went wild there. But hey, we can ignore that, since "Muh Ukranians are sweet saints"
 
1649659465695.png


Wait, does Bob mean all the jokes that were not only not funny, but also super cringe, and when MatPat spoke the words, it sounded like something exceptional that Bob would say? Those "jokes"? Yeah I could pretty much tell right away because they fell flat.

1649659743303.png


You're a damn AUTIST and/or Cluster-B Clusterfuck, Bob. An undiagnosed one, but one nonetheless. That is why you lack the self-reflection to realize why the fuck you got "a hard time from people".

Bob needs group therapy, I swear to God. That was the ONLY thing that got my autistic head out of my ass, and that was before I knew I had autism.
 
Ok nigger, post playtime. What the hell are you even getting emotional for? You didn't play the PS2 games (1 was kind of cool and 2 had enough mystery boxes to keep me hooked) and I'm betting long money that you have never even touched Birth By Sleep and Chain of Memories.

But go ahead, pretend you're excited. No, please, explain to me why you're so excited Bob. I can wait, please do a Big(ger) Picture about it. I really want you to run your verbal diharrea just so I can call you a fat, diabetic moron.

>Muh gatekeeping

Yes Bob, I actually want to know what makes you so excited about seeing KH4 after the mess that was KH3. The original was just Disney x Final Fantasy for 12 year olds. That's it, no grand themes or extended universes. Just a crossover with a little sequel bait.

>I'm happy new people are getting to know the Glorious Mouse

But you don't even know what the games are about. Go ahead, try reading the wikipedia, I'll wait.

Tl;dr (and sorry for bringin a MumkeyJones video) his commentary on anything other than capeshit (and politics - at least he has an autistic and sincere opinion on killing the mayoghouls) is an unironic reactor:

 
Regarding the Better Call Saul news, I think everyone expected that cameo to happen at some point, whether it go to their first meeting or being a flash forward. But apparently RJM in replying to Bob isn't aware that Better Call Saul is a prequel.
Personally I've always thought the series should end with the first time Walt walked into Saul's office in BB, have everything come full circle. I don't know how a full scene would work.
View attachment 3167118

You're a damn AUTIST and/or Cluster-B Clusterfuck, Bob. An undiagnosed one, but one nonetheless. That is why you lack the self-reflection to realize why the fuck you got "a hard time from people".

Bob needs group therapy, I swear to God. That was the ONLY thing that got my autistic head out of my ass, and that was before I knew I had autism.
"If you ran into an asshole today, you met an asshole. If you ran into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Ok nigger, post playtime. What the hell are you even getting emotional for? You didn't play the PS2 games (1 was kind of cool and 2 had enough mystery boxes to keep me hooked) and I'm betting long money that you have never even touched Birth By Sleep and Chain of Memories.

But go ahead, pretend you're excited. No, please, explain to me why you're so excited Bob. I can wait, please do a Big(ger) Picture about it. I really want you to run your verbal diharrea just so I can call you a fat, diabetic moron.

>Muh gatekeeping

Yes Bob, I actually want to know what makes you so excited about seeing KH4 after the mess that was KH3. The original was just Disney x Final Fantasy for 12 year olds. That's it, no grand themes or extended universes. Just a crossover with a little sequel bait.

>I'm happy new people are getting to know the Glorious Mouse

But you don't even know what the games are about. Go ahead, try reading the wikipedia, I'll wait.

Tl;dr (and sorry for bringin a MumkeyJones video) his commentary on anything other than capeshit (and politics - at least he has an autistic and sincere opinion on killing the mayoghouls) is an unironic reactor:

He likely does what he does for other games and just watches videos on youtube or reads reviews and assumes he now knows everything.

I also liked the 1st one but Chain of Memories was when I started to lose interest and 2 then just killed it. I just pretend that was the trilogy and haven't looked into any of the other games since.
 
Ok nigger, post playtime. What the hell are you even getting emotional for? You didn't play the PS2 games (1 was kind of cool and 2 had enough mystery boxes to keep me hooked) and I'm betting long money that you have never even touched Birth By Sleep and Chain of Memories.

But go ahead, pretend you're excited. No, please, explain to me why you're so excited Bob. I can wait, please do a Big(ger) Picture about it. I really want you to run your verbal diharrea just so I can call you a fat, diabetic moron.

>Muh gatekeeping

Yes Bob, I actually want to know what makes you so excited about seeing KH4 after the mess that was KH3. The original was just Disney x Final Fantasy for 12 year olds. That's it, no grand themes or extended universes. Just a crossover with a little sequel bait.

>I'm happy new people are getting to know the Glorious Mouse

But you don't even know what the games are about. Go ahead, try reading the wikipedia, I'll wait.

Tl;dr (and sorry for bringin a MumkeyJones video) his commentary on anything other than capeshit (and politics - at least he has an autistic and sincere opinion on killing the mayoghouls) is an unironic reactor:

Just so you know, in order to pop in a playable Youtube vid right into the thread, you take the last bit of a Youtube link (after the = sign), copy it, and paste it in between MEDIA=YOUTUBE (and put [ bracket before "MEDIA" and ] bracket after YOUTUBE ) and /MEDIA (again, with [ ] brackets around /MEDIA - sort of like doing spoiler tags)
so for instance the vid you posted would then, with the proper coding, pop out like so:

I only found this out myself by using the reply function to see the code when someone embedded a video in this manner.
 
Just so you know, in order to pop in a playable Youtube vid right into the thread, you take the last bit of a Youtube link (after the = sign), copy it, and paste it in between MEDIA=YOUTUBE (and put [ bracket before "MEDIA" and ] bracket after YOUTUBE ) and /MEDIA (again, with [ ] brackets around /MEDIA - sort of like doing spoiler tags)
so for instance the vid you posted would then, with the proper coding, pop out like so:

Thanks! Will do the next time and this was just for the sake of argument. Bob's commentary is on par with a shitposting channel dedicated to shitting on reaction channels.

I'm going to flip this, you know most people die in horror films. I think Chris just wants to see queer people murdered. Sick fucking bigot.

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
 
Just so you know, in order to pop in a playable Youtube vid right into the thread, you take the last bit of a Youtube link (after the = sign), copy it, and paste it in between MEDIA=YOUTUBE (and put [ bracket before "MEDIA" and ] bracket after YOUTUBE ) and /MEDIA (again, with [ ] brackets around /MEDIA - sort of like doing spoiler tags)
so for instance the vid you posted would then, with the proper coding, pop out like so:

I only found this out myself by using the reply function to see the code when someone embedded a video in this manner.
Easier method: click this button and paste your link and the site will do the rest:
1649671974596.png
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back