Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Everyone knows Bob goes after progressives to get laid, but let’s not forget he once bashed Brokeback Mountain.

I think this is the best example one could use when asking, 'Why did you watch Bob before?'
The guy in 06 was critical of the oscars, knew that queerbaiting was a stunt and gave a gut review by separating the politics from the drama piece. Are you telling me that a guy that could tell you when a fake 'us vs them' culture war bullshit was dangled in front of you is the same that is being discussed in this thread?
I have a new theory for smoothbrain bobby: there was a gas leak in ma chipman's basement circa 2009 which never got fixed.
 
I think this is the best example one could use when asking, 'Why did you watch Bob before?'
The guy in 06 was critical of the oscars, knew that queerbaiting was a stunt and gave a gut review by separating the politics from the drama piece. Are you telling me that a guy that could tell you when a fake 'us vs them' culture war bullshit was dangled in front of you is the same that is being discussed in this thread?
I have a new theory for smoothbrain bobby: there was a gas leak in ma chipman's basement circa 2009 which never got fixed.
There are now powerful people in governments in the Western world willfully denying that there is a set definition of "woman" or "man." Things ain't what they used to be. The political winds got forcibly shifted and Bob just drifted along with them and now just fits in with whatever dogma his side barfs out. What was once okay to bash for cheap attempts to score awards must now be praised lest you get crushed by the forces moving things in that direction.
 
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There are now powerful people in governments in the Western world willfully denying that there is a set definition of "woman" or "man." Things ain't what they used to be. The political winds got forcibly shifted and Bob just drifted along with them and not just fits in woth whatever dogma his side barfs out. What was once okay to bash for cheap attempts to score awards must now be praised lest you get crushed by the forces moving things in that direction.
But it still doesn't explain how Bob lost IQ points (alcohol is my guess). I don't think Bob was any smarter then than he was now but 06 Bob at least sounds like a guy that can tell your left from your right without asking twitter for the right opinion.
 
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The Whitmer kidnapping might have been another glowie project (archive of Buzzfeed article). Bobby thinks what he watched in movies is likewise valid in real life.
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Let me guess what Bobby will say next: "If they weren't ignorant Skydad-worshipping Trumpsuckers, they wouldn't have placed themselves in the vice grip of their violent fantasies and their anger."

Police entrapment is a-okay if it is not subjected to a Bad Target.
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Likewise, Bobby thinks it is okay if oligoarch robber barons/baronesses/baronx tearing the world apart, as long as said robber barox are WOKE.
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Or does he? Let's try to work it out:
I can't parse this sentence with mental arithmetic; I have to retype it and operate it like an equation. This is how I figure out what he's trying to say.
Not Cool (to leftist podcast circle) -- abandoning equality and unity ISN'T preferable to unwoke robber barons.
Cool -- abandoning equality and unity IS preferable to unwoke robber barons.
Cool -- upholding equality and unity IS perferable to woke robber barons.
Then of course what is cool for leftist podcasters is evil for Bobby, so my conclusion at the head of this screenshot holds.

If you don't clamor for student debt cancellation, you are an asshole.
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Grown ass nigger got called nigger (by teenage boy?); nigger does the only thing niggers are capable of, which is to sucker-punch the victim.
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We really need to send all niggers and their white slaves like Bobby to BlackPantherLand.


Haz vs Bobby. I don't know what teenager suicide they are talking about and this is not something Google would help.
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So Bobby agrees that transsexuals, instead of "born this way", is just staging a youthful rebellion? I concur!

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Luke ruminates about the seeming immortality of shows like Futurama and The Simpsons. Bobby imbues them with an existential-eschatological significance.
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Does Bob even have a car?
yeah he has a Toyota
If Moviebob genuinely cared abouta breathable environment with non-polluting cars, Bob should trade in his Prius for a Flintstonemobile.



Student loan debt is a talking point for Grifterbob (decensored):
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First off, fuck Moviebob for saying loan forgiveness should only be offered to those "that matter" (of which, Bob clearly never was, is not, and never will be).

Secondly, I don't know how many people here watch Tim Pool's Timcast IRL, but he had on FreedomToons creator Seamus Coughlin on earlier today. About 16.5 minutes into today's Timcast IRL, Seamus brings up the perfect rebuttal to Moviebob's words, actions, and beliefs:
Seamus Coughlin: "If you're an individual who doesn't believe that human life is intrinsically valuable for its own sake, I'm not taking your advice on anything. There's no reason to listen to you."

Additionally, did Blobbo even proofread that last tweet?
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"[Student loan forgiveness would] do more harm than good to more good people than bad?" DAFUQ?! Given that Moviebob's such a great Thinker™, it's hard to imagine he'd let such a Freudian slip make it under his radar. (Either that, or Bob's displaying a rare moment of personal honesty about how he wants to see good people suffer while genuinely dreadful entities like Bob become the only beneficiaries of government bennies.)

POST-SCRIPT: Positron has made mention of these particular tweets within the past few minutes. I apologize for any potential redundancy I may cause.
 
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But it still doesn't explain how Bob lost IQ points (alcohol is my guess). I don't think Bob was any smarter then than he was now but 06 Bob at least sounds like a guy that can tell your left from your right without asking twitter for the right opinion.
A mixture of his own delusion of grandeur, the fact he got not clap back, spite and alcohol helped to shape him to turn out like this.

Bob had always been like this. But he was then smart enough to not show it as back then it wouldn't pay the bills. Now? He has no reason to filter himself.
 
I think this is the best example one could use when asking, 'Why did you watch Bob before?'
The guy in 06 was critical of the oscars, knew that queerbaiting was a stunt and gave a gut review by separating the politics from the drama piece. Are you telling me that a guy that could tell you when a fake 'us vs them' culture war bullshit was dangled in front of you is the same that is being discussed in this thread?
I have a new theory for smoothbrain bobby: there was a gas leak in ma chipman's basement circa 2009 which never got fixed.
I'd say it's a combination of depression, stress, constantly getting his ego kicked in, and a terrible lifestyle that has wrecked his brain.

But it's also that he didn't have to play to a set standard of politics at this point. It was still the Dubya years, you could call out pandering and not immediately get cancelled for it. Hell, you were able to freely laugh at people during the 08 election when they said not voting for Obama because he was inexperienced was racist. But then SJW culture infected gaming media and Bob, trying to prove what a true and noble gamer he was, joined in to get some pussy, it destroyed the last of his brain.
 
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Pad your bra with something dude!

Dude doesn't know much about women's fashion. That's okay: I don't either.
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Can you imagine how annoying he was as a kid?






There are many more. Check out his TikTok Channel.
 
I think this is the best example one could use when asking, 'Why did you watch Bob before?'
The guy in 06 was critical of the oscars, knew that queerbaiting was a stunt and gave a gut review by separating the politics from the drama piece. Are you telling me that a guy that could tell you when a fake 'us vs them' culture war bullshit was dangled in front of you is the same that is being discussed in this thread?
I have a new theory for smoothbrain bobby: there was a gas leak in ma chipman's basement circa 2009 which never got fixed.
And aside from grammar issues, it’s actually a decent review I can agree with some of his points and views on Brokeback Mountain. If only his ego and weight didn’t destroy that.
 
The Whitmer kidnapping might have been another glowie project (archive of Buzzfeed article). Bobby thinks what he watched in movies is likewise valid in real life.
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Let me guess what Bobby will say next: "If they weren't ignorant Skydad-worshipping Trumpsuckers, they wouldn't have placed themselves in the vice grip of their violent fantasies and their anger."

Police entrapment is a-okay if it is not subjected to a Bad Target.
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Bob is so fucking dumb. I started writing other things related to this but that's really all I have as I can't even fathom what the mind process is like that gets him to "the FBI organizing fake crimes is good because it lets them put idiots in jail" but then I remember that Bob wants to exterminate 98% of the population of the planet for offending his notions of what the future should look like. But he's not an eugenicist or a fascist and is a progressive Thinker!

Why does Bob think Dee Snider is one of the good guys? He's a Christian and against censorship, he's even attacked the non-existent cancel culture as censorship multiple times.

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News flash! Photo of "Nymphomachy" discovered!
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Pad your bra with something dude!

Dude doesn't know much about women's fashion. That's okay: I don't either.
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Can you imagine how annoying he was as a kid?

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There are many more. Check out his TikTok Channel.
Literally drooling booze in one of those abominations. Also, trim that fucking beard. I've seen homeless dudes under bridges who were better groomed.
 
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THAT'S WHAT FAMILY, RELIGION, AND TRADITION ARE FOR YOU DENSE, IRITATING, BLUE-CURTAIN RETARDRD MANCHILD!

Sorry. It's just maddening to watch someone complain about how sick they are while throwing out any medicine.
The Simpsons might go on a break, but I doubt it will ever "end." Much like Scooby Doo never ended. I mean Futurama is making another comeback because Disney thinks they can make more money from it and The Simpsons dwarfs Futurama in popularity.

Obviously family, religion and tradition are better than the Simpsons (a show about a religious and traditional family, I'll note) but not for MovieBob. Though Bob never struck me as a Simpsons fan.
 
As everyone expects, Sonic 2 is doing great. And as everyone expects, Bobby is not happy.
What fewer people would expect is that he accuses Paramount for ripping off MCU again.
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More eugenicist, definitely; less sexist, hell no!
It's really funny that it seems to be seething Nintendo fans who are very bent out of shape over this movie. Like the fucking muppet youtuber seethed more than Bob about Sanic





Mario fanboys will seethe hard since both Bob and that retard will shit themselves that the Mario movie is a kids movie, and not for adults like them.

Also there are better Sega games than the ones Bob had listed that could be made into movies.

Check out this new TikTok sensation! All these video are one day old or less.
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Once Chris has started, he can never stop.
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Avengers.
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Sonic.
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Tiktoks are cringe but I swear Bob's brother has a better understanding of film compared to the "PROFESSIONAL FILM CRITIC"
 
The Simpsons might go on a break, but I doubt it will ever "end." Much like Scooby Doo never ended. I mean Futurama is making another comeback because Disney thinks they can make more money from it and The Simpsons dwarfs Futurama in popularity.

Obviously family, religion and tradition are better than the Simpsons (a show about a religious and traditional family, I'll note) but not for MovieBob. Though Bob never struck me as a Simpsons fan.
You're right about that but what set me off is that Bob is exactly right about how people "[need] a spine of continuity in the background of noise of their world."

Yet all the things people hold onto that form those spines - faith, nation, family - he constantly bashes and demands their destruction.

Oh wait. Given his health, of course he would have a habit of working against anything that would be good for him.
 
Tiktoks are cringe but I swear Bob's brother has a better understanding of film compared to the "PROFESSIONAL FILM CRITIC"
This is part of why I almost never make fun of Chris. Yeah, he's dumb, but he doesn't have Bob's pretentions that being a YouTuber makes him into a great Thinker of the age and beyond who DESERVES a SUPERIOR FUTURE others are DENYING him. He has an earnest quality to him that can be seen when he's just talking about movies on Twitter. Even when he goes into political topics, it's more like whatever, he operates within normal human bounds. If Chris was just some dude and not Bob's brother I doubt anyone would pay much attention to him except when he produces food.

Sometimes people mention that they think the one true thing about Bob is his love for family. I don't actually think this. Chris, yes, clearly. I think Bob would go scorched earth on his family if he thought it would benefit him. Like if you had Hillary Clinton tweet at him that she needed him to do a rewrite of the Mario script before shooting started but she needed him to first denounce his family for being Sega/Snyder collaborationists.
 
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