Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Amanda Milius is older than Bob. Fucking "kid"..

She's also thinner, better educated and probably lives above ground.
Milius uses the right tactic. You don't reason with Bobby: he'll either yammer incoherently or insult you. Instead you insult him right from the start.
What's more Milius happens to be of the right sex. Bobby is used to being insulted by men, but a woman calling him a fat potato will still hurt him.

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As everyone expected, DeSantis strikes the Demonic Rat at its heart. Soon there will be publicized arrests of pedophiles right inside Cinderella's Castle.
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Please. The number of trans kids Ron DeSantis wants to maim is far fewer (by literally millions) than the number of Republicans that Moviebob wants to torture, injure, exile, expose to pathogens, or outright annihilate,



Bobby has a row with his fan John Vinals.
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Find me a Moviebob who doesn't dehumanize others, and maybe Bob can be upgraded to barely-tolerable human being.



Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "creative class aristocracy" tweet)
Maybe you should give up on the jetpack, Bob. You've done literally nothing to help with the technology, and there's no fucking way you're ever going tbe allowed near the front of the line to receive one.



Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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Bob, only the pure of heart can pull the sword from the stone, you fat, fetid fucknugget!



Meanhile John Vinals's wrongthink is testing Bobby's tolerance.
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Pretty considerate of B. Coul for trying to rope John Vinals back into the Cult of Bob.
Your words on this matter are meaningless, Bob!



Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?
Does it matter? Moviebob's just going to squeeze his over-sized fingers into his tiny ear canals while shouting "La-la-la-la-la-la superiyaa fyuuchaa!"



In another righteous smite, DeSantis attempts to stop Twitter from fucking up market rules and prevent its acquisition by Elon Musk.

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Which is in complete contrast with Moviebob, who's just dumb for Moviebob.



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Being at war with private industry is also Biden's way.
A Thinker™ like Moviebob should have been aware of that.



Nerds hate it when the mask mandate is lifted so they have to let the world see how gross and hideous they are
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Why shouldn't one be glad about not having to wear masks? At the very least you save money!
Better idea: Elect a Republican to the White House. In doing so, Moviebob won't be taking any vaccinations that were designed upder Project Warp Speed.



You start acting like a human being, Bob, and then you can start talking about principles. Until then, just shut the fuck up, Bob.

If this were a Leftist "Right-Wingers of TikTok" account ownder being doxxed, you know damn well that Moviebob's reaction would be "but (_Leftist_account_owner_) dindunuffin".



Which, according to Moviebob's own standards, means that it is impossible to be cruel toward Moviebob (for reasons obvious to those with a reading level of at least Dr. Seuss)..

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As always, Bobby's self awareness is awe-inspiring.
As I've said before, given Moviebob's standards, Bob cannot be bullied because Bob is itself a bully.
 
Amanda Milius is older than Bob. Fucking "kid"..

She's also thinner, better educated and probably lives above ground.
I think Bob's using "kid" in the context of "she's the kid of this famous director" rather than "kid" as in "someone younger than Bob". Though Bob's dumb/ignorant enough to not know how old Amanda is, I guess?
Please. The number of trans kids Ron DeSantis wants to maim is far fewer (by literally millions) than the number of Republicans that Moviebob wants to torture, injure, exile, expose to pathogens, or outright annihilate,




Find me a Moviebob who doesn't dehumanize others, and maybe Bob can be upgraded to barely-tolerable human being.




Maybe you should give up on the jetpack, Bob. You've done literally nothing to help with the technology, and there's no fucking way you're ever going tbe allowed near the front of the line to receive one.




Bob, only the pure of heart can pull the sword from the stone, you fat, fetid fucknugget!




Your words on this matter are meaningless, Bob!




Does it matter? Moviebob's just going to squeeze his over-sized fingers into his tiny ear canals while shouting "La-la-la-la-la-la superiyaa fyuuchaa!"




Which is in complete contrast with Moviebob, who's just dumb for Moviebob.




A Thinker™ like Moviebob should have been aware of that.




Better idea: Elect a Republican to the White House. In doing so, Moviebob won't be taking any vaccinations that were designed upder Project Warp Speed.




You start acting like a human being, Bob, and then you can start talking about principles. Until then, just shut the fuck up, Bob.


If this were a Leftist "Right-Wingers of TikTok" account ownder being doxxed, you know damn well that Moviebob's reaction would be "but (_Leftist_account_owner_) dindunuffin".




Which, according to Moviebob's own standards, means that it is impossible to be cruel toward Moviebob (for reasons obvious to those with a reading level of at least Dr. Seuss)..


As I've said before, given Moviebob's standards, Bob cannot be bullied because Bob is itself a bully.

"Nono, I am ackshually Pure of Heart ™️ , friendo, because I would go hard to defend me and mine speds, bundles of sticks, troons, and darkies!" - Moviebob, probably, while not realizing that the Pure of Heart ™️ don't go around minecrafting People Who Don't Matter ™️ . Cripes, did Bob not even watch He-man (1983)? Or did he simply learn nothing from it?
 
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Bob's idea that Disney will be "the kingdom with the current most spears trained on Jesusland" is some serious masturbation about a major corporation that produces consumer products that's mostly extremely broad audience art.
It's always amusing when his insane fanaticism comes out from behind the mask. His need to throw his entire worth as a human being behind a bigger force that will actually accomplish things and tie himself into those, since he is too weak, lazy and stupid to ever create a work of his own. Compared to his past of associating with Directors who went on to fail him (Though I guess James Gunn hasn't... yet), throwing in completely with Disney is less likely to blow up in his face since the mouse is too big to fail at this point. And Disney will probably never go through with world domination since Google and Amazon could easily overpower them, so Bob can continue to dream of Hitler Mickey leading us into the superior future until his inevitable early death.
 
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It baffles me that someone can be this much of a useful idiot for megacorps that only view him as a disposable cog. I guess as long as they're on the Right Side of History and doing anything and everything to make conservatives miserable, they can do whatever they want and Bobby will happily sealclap for them in between his average-size McDonald's meals and Marvel products.
Bob is happy to be a disposable cog because he has nothing else. He has no friends because he's thoroughly unpleasant. He has no fans because he has less talent than a brick. He doesn't have a girlfriend because he's a drunken creep. He doesn't have his own home because he's awful with money. Since he views having none of those things as being his fault, he feels the desire to glom onto something else rather than practice self-reflection about why his life has turned out like it has. Disney is big and people love it, so Bob thinks people will love him if he stans really hard for it. Any attacks against Disney by those evil mayo ghouls are attacks against Bob. As such, they deserve to be tortured and killed in sadistic and nonsensical fashion as Bob decrees it. Bob reminds me of male angler fish in the sense he has to latch onto something much bigger than him to be of any note and that causes him to lose any real sense of individuality he once had.
 
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Isn’t Libs of TikTok ran by a Orthodox Jewish woman? Why the fuck is the tranny saying it’s run by Christian Dark money? It’s mostly ran by donations because the Jew figured out she can make a living reposting insanity.

It’s funny because she only got caught because an ex-twitter employee, who is currently working with a German company on tracking ‘hate-speech across platforms’, worked with Journalists and activists (i.e antifa) to literally dox both her home address and job.
 
It’s funny because she only got caught because an ex-twitter employee, who is currently working with a German company on tracking ‘hate-speech across platforms’, worked with Journalists and activists (i.e antifa) to literally dox both her home address and job.
Sitting outside the camp, the guard's only comment was "It's different when we do it!"
 
This Disney shit's turning Bobby every which way but loose.
Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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What an try hard take. "I see a throne? I sit." LMAO no shit you'll sit. Tweeting all day is hard work. I also wanna point out that after he gets the throne and the crown that THAT'S when he'll get around to arming himself because that's how power's forcibly taken.

What an embarrassing take. "Most of the people telling the marginalized to "play nice and organize" are just asking them to lay down and surrender." The other option, Bob, is for them to take up arms against a populace that out mans them and out guns them, you insipid retard. That would be one problem BUT the Lord of Lynn in all of his Earthly wisdom puts this in the context of everyman for themselves. The gang violence in every major city yawns and says "way ahead of you sped".
Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?
Disney will shut down your business with lawsuits if they think there's anything in it for them. Even if there's no possible way for them to win, they have coffers beyond that of 99% of Americans and they will bleed you dry. Disney brought Steam Boat Willie back into their corporate logo as a justification to re-up the copywrite on a cartoon that's getting close to a century in age. Disney will gladly paint rainbows over everything, have all the gay kisses in their shows and movies, proudly declare that they want to indoctrinate kids with this gay propaganda in a zoom meeting, and will erase all of that AND black people from their products that they ship overseas.

Disney is a bully.

You can't bully a bully, right Robert?

That's a pretty bold statement coming from someone who will never have his own kids.
 
As everyone expected, DeSantis strikes the Demonic Rat at its heart. Soon there will be publicized arrests of pedophiles right inside Cinderella's Castle.
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Bobby has a row with his fan John Vinals.
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Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "creative class aristocracy" tweet)

Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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Meanhile John Vinals's wrongthink is testing Bobby's tolerance.
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Pretty considerate of B. Coul for trying to rope John Vinals back into the Cult of Bob.

Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?


In another righteous smite, DeSantis attempts to stop Twitter from fucking up market rules and prevent its acquisition by Elon Musk.
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Being at war with private industry is also Biden's way.

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Nerds hate it when the mask mandate is lifted so they have to let the world see how gross and hideous they are
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Why shouldn't one be glad about not having to wear masks? At the very least you save money!

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As always, Bobby's self awareness is awe-inspiring.


Disney does cultural theft again:
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Here's another of Bobby's oracular riddles:
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Why waste time being an altar boy when you can be a shoeshine boy instead?
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So Bob, who is very concerned about gay and trans 5 year olds in Florida being "bullied" by their governor, also wants them all to die of a plague. I assume he also wants everyone who works for Disney in Orlando to die too, when "natural selection does its thing." Also the thinker used "it's" wrong. I know the rules of English grammar are hard, but when your basis for thinking you are the superior being is basically your ability to write inane essays about pop culture schlock and read them on Youtube, bad grammar takes on a slightly higher importance.
 
I like how easy it is to get Bob to show that his only guiding political philosophy is to inflict cruelty and punishment on broad classes of people he doesn't like.

Wanting people to be ruled by a "creative class" really shows how rotted his brain is. First it shows how high he hold fiction on a pedestal. Just creating a movie he likes makes you a "good person." Surely creating Spider-man 8 makes you better than someone who develops a new way to treat diabetes. He thinks that all powerful corporations would only oppress the Trumpers and other lesser non-movie critic humans. What a naive little bitch.
 
So Bob, who is very concerned about gay and trans 5 year olds in Florida being "bullied" by their governor, also wants them all to die of a plague. I assume he also wants everyone who works for Disney in Orlando to die too, when "natural selection does its thing."
Again you Believers don't understand that Bob, the preeminent Thinker, has already addressed this. The 21st Century America States will simply establish ways for the Thinkers, especially the trans children, to be able to escape to 21st Century America and thus receive the medical cures. If you bothered to reject superstition you would see that there are obvious simple answers to these things. Thinkers can comprehend that it's possible to evolve outside the bounds of Natural Selection, such as by becoming a YouTube movie reviewer, and that the Believers refusal to do so is the ultimate proof of the power and correct moral value of allowing Natural Selection to do its thing. Science proves that it's impossible to resist its forces.
 
Just a random thought/observation I had: is it me, or are the similarities between Bob and the Sal Manella from Ace Attorney?

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Well, I guess insofar in being morbidly obese and sweaty coomers because Sal actually works in show business as a director for children's (and uptight prosecutor's) entertainment. His lust for Maya Fey and his complete subservience to Dee Vasquez do remind of Bob's thirst for trannies.
 
Bob's whole "you can't bully a bully" is a dangerous idea for a man as loathsome as Bob.

Also, I could be wrong because I don't use social media, but wasn't Libs of Tik Tok just reposting stupid shit people said? That's got to be the most streamlined bullying ever, you don't even have to say or do anything.
Yeah, she was literally the kiwifarms on Twitter.

And as Jack Poso pointed out, the woman who doxxed her was someone who got big and earned a job in journalism... doing the exact same thing but with right-wingers.
 
But that's wooooooork! Why do work when you can set a fantasy story in an ersatz version of your own high school and call it "urban fantasy"?

What really bothers me is when creators really don't think through the implications of their setting. Like in the movie "Inception" where

the dream-entering machine was basically a perfect virtual reality device that slowed down time relative to the outside world. You have a device that can plunk anyone in a crazy world filled with anything a dream architect could think of, and allow them to stay there for decades, living lifetimes in the matter of a few hours depending on what level they're on. And yet the only thing the people in the movie could think to use it for was corporate espionage. How about creating a batshit VR amusement park where the roller coasters are 1000 foot tall, where people can ride Godzillas, have month-long fantasy adventures in Narnia, fight in space battles, then wake up back in the real world -all in the space of a few minutes real world time? Why not set scientists and mathematicians in an incepted laboratory to work on difficult problems? Andrew Wiles spent 7 years working on Fermat's Last Theorem - wouldn't it have been nice for him if it had only taken him 1 hour in Real World time? Oh sure, there's the danger that you could have a dangerous belief implanted in your brain, but I'm sure the kinks would have been worked out eventually. It's a society-altering invention like television, but on steroids. And the movie doesn't seem to be interested in any of that -just in its own little mystery plot concerning the main character and his dead wife, and hacking into the brain of that one corporate dude..

I'll give movies like Dark Crystal respect for creating an entire eco-system from scratch, even if the story is the archetypal "young hero gets a macguffin and uses it to beat the bad guys" yarn.
You are dead nuts right about Inception. Tom Hardy even has a line in the movie, in the middle of a firefight, he says something like "You need to have a little imagination" to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joe is busy trying to shoot people with an M16, you see. Tom shows him up by...dreaming up a grenade launcher and that's it. Tom shoots it maybe twice and the idea of dreaming up something creative like that is never brought up or used again. I don't know if that's some sort of meta commentary about even when people are being creative they're not really creative or if it's just a movie being up it's own ass trying to be clever. I'm leaning towards the latter. I will say in the context of the movie it makes sense that they're using it to do kinda spy stuff. They establish that this tech is pretty pervasive and copro big wigs actually need training so they're not hoodwinked by slumber shenanigans but man oh man are they boring about it. Why can't they fly or walk through walls or shoot laser beams with their minds? Cuz super cereal spy moobie. Inception is a fun enough movie that flirts with the question of dream vs reality but takes itself way to seriously to tackle something that's been done much better by things before it, eg Paprika.

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@Flexo has set me straight. I forgot that the movie does establish that the subconscious will attack anything that gets too out of hand, like white blood cells going after a virus. I still think that's a pretty weak lampshade BUT that doesn't change the fact that I was wrong.
 
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Isn’t Libs of TikTok ran by a Orthodox Jewish woman? Why the fuck is the tranny saying it’s run by Christian Dark money? It’s mostly ran by donations because the Jew figured out she can make a living reposting insanity.
Oh Bobby knows.
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"The problem is you finding issues with supposed racism and homophobia etc". Indeed it is.

More on DeSantis's sanction on Disney. Bobby raises a perhaps valid concern.
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The woke, like Bobby and Brother Alpha, don't reason with "bigots" because "bigots" are too poor to spend on consoomerist trash.
(But aren't Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and J. K. Rowling all incurable bigots?)
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Fox G. Greene comments on how leftists have no affiliation to community and soil.
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The multicolored mucus from a neogina is thicker than blood, after all.

Bobby too has experience of escaping his home turf because he yearned for, you know, personal growth.
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Silly Himbo. He should have known that Art is synonymous with Disney, whose benevolent reach penetrates every shanty town to satisfy everyone's spiritual needs. Also note Bobby's apostropheitis.

We are always at war. The war between Forward and Backward.
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Do any of you remember the story involving Bobby and a boy who asked for Sailor Moon shit?
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Joe Manchin and Bobby's Angel.
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(Damning details. 4'30" long)

More laughs from a GOP congresswoman:
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WSJ article because archive.today doesn't work)


Bobby has been "vibrating" to Moonknight again. (Computer artists: make a gif that depicts what you think is happening. Do your worst!)
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Getting excited for next product.
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Bob's strange conception of natural selection again appears: this time his belief is that vaccines and cures being withheld from the entire population of states that vote in a single presidential election the "wrong" way is "natural selection [doing] it's thing."
Worse. He assumes a virus which primarily strikes a population PAST breeding age would be natural selection. Even under the worst scenarios COVID sweeping through a medieval population would barely be a noticeable blip on the population totals as it barely hits the young or breeding.
 
Worse. He assumes a virus which primarily strikes a population PAST breeding age would be natural selection. Even under the worst scenarios COVID sweeping through a medieval population would barely be a noticeable blip on the population totals as it barely hits the young or breeding.
Unlike Spanish Flu.
 
You are dead nuts right about Inception. Tom Hardy even has a line in the movie, in the middle of a firefight, he says something like "You need to have a little imagination" to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joe is busy trying to shoot people with an M16, you see. Tom shows him up by...dreaming up a grenade launcher and that's it. Tom shoots it maybe twice and the idea of dreaming up something creative like that is never brought up or used again. I don't know if that's some sort of meta commentary about even when people are being creative they're not really creative or if it's just a movie being up it's own ass trying to be clever. I'm leaning towards the latter. I will say in the context of the movie it makes sense that they're using it to do kinda spy stuff. They establish that this tech is pretty pervasive and copro big wigs actually need training so they're not hoodwinked by slumber shenanigans but man oh man are they boring about it. Why can't they fly or walk through walls or shoot laser beams with their minds? Cuz super cereal spy moobie. Inception is a fun enough movie that flirts with the question of dream vs reality but takes itself way to seriously to tackle something that's been done much better by things before it, eg Paprika.
You all are really tempting me to sperg out about Inception.

I bought the version of it that came with a copy of the shooting script so believe me, I can sperg about it.
 
You all are really tempting me to sperg out about Inception.

I bought the version of it that came with a copy of the shooting script so believe me, I can sperg about it.
Please do Flexo. (You’re better than Bender but don’t tell him that).
Silly Himbo. He should have known that Art is synonymous with Disney, whose benevolent reach penetrates every shanty town to satisfy everyone's spiritual needs. Also note Bobby's apostropheitis.
I’ll never get over how so many “anarchist communists” can simp for Disney.
 
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