Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

What is more pathetic than an able-bodied adult man being relentlessly "bullied"? The answer is, of course, two able-bodied adult men being relentlessly bullied: the second one is B. Coul.

Image of one of the obsoletes' "betters."

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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The best vengeance is a life well lived. At 41, Bob has 37 years before the average life span of a man in Mass, assuming he lives that long. And he's spending it crying about things that happened more than 20 years ago. This is why we love him.

I'm assuming he likes to use the British spelling of "mum" because he believes it makes him sound more "sophisticated" somehow? God, what a tryhard.

Bob needs everything he can get at this point to convince people he's not as dumb as he is.

It's more likely that he sees himself as Mario who still has yet to find his Princess Peach.

According to that video I posted yesterday, Bob sees his Princess Peach as Lana from the Captain N show.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Cope and seethe fatty. The Batman is getting a sequel, and Sonic is getting a third movie, and there's nothing you can do about it. Meanwhile, no announcement for a sequel to your precious Eternals. Boy, you sure do know how to bet on the winning horse.

Also, "feels like a TV show"? "Tired Fucking Franchise"? Are we sure we're talking about Batman and not Spider-Man (who by the way, has had 12 film appearances since the start of the millennium as compared to the Caped Crusader's nine)?

He's referencing an idea he's thrown out before where he thinks Batman as a character should be retired as a TV show for boomer dads with him written as a self-insert for them meanwhile there should be Batgirl movies. He even suggested that Batgirl replace Batman in DC's Trinity ignoring the Trinity got their status from being the only characters with their own books to survive capeshit losing popularity post-WW2 and isn't an arbitrary thing.

 

[Red Hood]

He's referencing an idea he's thrown out before where he thinks Batman as a character should be retired as a TV show for boomer dads with him written as a self-insert for them meanwhile there should be Batgirl movies. He even suggested that Batgirl replace Batman in DC's Trinity ignoring the Trinity got their status from being the only characters with their own books to survive capeshit losing popularity post-WW2 and isn't an arbitrary thing.

Barbara is already part of her own "trinity" anyway, with Black Canary and Huntress. The only place she replaces Batman in the "trinity" is in the collective dirty dreams of other sidekicks. And obviously Donna Troy replaces Wondy and Kara drops in so you have a blonde, brunette and a redhead and...

If I go on thirstposting someone please kill me again.

Bob is fat and Batgirl would not have sex with him.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Barbara is already part of her own "trinity" anyway, with Black Canary and Huntress. The only place she replaces Batman in the "trinity" is in the collective dirty dreams of other sidekicks. And obviously Donna Troy replaces Wondy and Kara drops in so you have a blonde, brunette and a redhead and...

If I go on thirstposting someone please kill me again.

Bob is fat and Batgirl would not have sex with him.

It's another clear sign of Bob being a poser as well considering Barbara's overexposure is something that gets under the fanbase's skin who keep wanting Cassandra Cain or even Stephanie Brown and prefer Babs as Oracle. Barbara's not even the first Batgirl and gets focused on every time because a lot of creators grew up with Adam West's Batman.

 

[Red Hood]

It's another clear sign of Bob being a poser as well considering Barbara's overexposure is something that gets under the fanbase's skin who keep wanting Cassandra Cain or even Stephanie Brown and prefer Babs as Oracle. Barbara's not even the first Batgirl and gets focused on every time because a lot of creators grew up with Adam West's Batman.

I'm one of those people. Hey, Cass even ticks the woke boxes of Asian and disabled. They didn't come up with a satisfactory use for her or Steph since New 52.

From a comic fan perspective Barbara returning to Batgirl is as dumb as sticking Dick or yours truly back in green shorts.

The thing that always strikes me as funny is that at one point Oracle was basically a one person NGO. Bob has probably never picked up a Dixon era Bat family book in his life and it's sad that he only sees things in terms of the 60s tv show, as if that wasn't 60 years ago.

What was that about the superior future, Bob?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I'm one of those people. Hey, Cass even ticks the woke boxes of Asian and disabled. They didn't come up with a satisfactory use for her or Steph since New 52.

From a comic fan perspective Barbara returning to Batgirl is as dumb as sticking Dick or yours truly back in green shorts.

The thing that always strikes me as funny is that at one point Oracle was basically a one person NGO. Bob has probably never picked up a Dixon era Bat family book in his life and it's sad that he only sees things in terms of the 60s tv show, as if that wasn't 60 years ago.

What was that about the superior future, Bob?

Barbara Sperging

That was a major downgrade going from Oracle back to Batgirl. Oracle was the go to person for info and tech support for almost the entire DC superhero community now she's Batman's female sidekick again.

In a perfect world IMO she's Oracle, Cass is Batgirl, and Steph is Spoiler end of story.

Also Blobby and his SJW ilk wanting Barbara as Batgirl and not Wheelchair bound Oracle is ableism.

(I don't care about ableism, but they do) ableist scum.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Does that make free speech = Trump?

"Inappropriate Use of It's!" First square marked off today's Moviebob Bingo card!

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Example number somethingty-thousand or so of Moviebob likely violating Twitter's TOS.

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I doubt she wants to have sex with Abraham Lincoln.

Who said she wanted sex with Honest Abe?

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Do you actually have to be elected official to escape accountability? Hillary Rodham was not elected yet she escaped jail.

No. All you need to be given a free pass from all accountability is to be a Democrat. Just look at F¨ührer Hillary and Fuckwit in Chief Biden.

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Good point. I'd rather support the people whose cartoons I may/may not like are objectively superior than literal technofascist Moviebob.

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Tee Pat argues with Bobby again because Bobby, despite his nihilistic spiel about how ethics are just a tool, is stuck with the belief that the woke ruling class have the noblest, most benevolent intentions, who will one day uplift the long-suffering Bobby to his rightful place.
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If Moviebob's "spider-sense about assholes" actually worked as it claims, Bob would be perpetually tingling because... well, the reason's obvious.

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Why should Moviebob profess there's an 11th Commandment when Bob itself is a humanoid manifestation of the Seven Deadly Sins.

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What is more pathetic than an able-bodied adult man being relentlessly "bullied"? The answer is, of course, two able-bodied adult men being relentlessly bullied: the second one is B. Coul.
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I confess: I resent Bobby for his suave, effortless, and sexy risus sardonicus. How about y'all?

I don't. I simply resent Moviebob for what it actually is.

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People's Exhibit #12,345 as to why Moviebob cannot be bullied according to Bob's own standards.

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Rando "Catgirl" and Discord admin puts the bull in the bully:
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Which is why everyone who calls out Moviebob on his infamous eugenics tweet is justified in doing so. Not only does that particular tweet stand well enough on its own--even if it's a "joke" Moviebob alleges is being taken out of context--Moviebob's own positions do nothing but render his eugenics tweet permanently relevant.

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Let's retread a bit. This Sarah Wampler reeks of Bobism.
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So, what? "BunchaNumbers" still has a better position than Moviebob.

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Bobby feels his survival is imperiled.
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Me to myself: "(Don't go there, dude. Do... not... go there!)"

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More cartoon.
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(Incredible thread for the young at heart)

Please. Mickey and Bugs were behaving like females long before the 1980s.

Netflix
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Speaking of which, I wonder if the Film Theorists' YouTube channels took a major nosedive after announcing Moviebob would be a contributor.

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'Taint funny, Bob.

What is weird about this "yer Mum" thing he keeps doing is that his Overthinker videos were largely about how he did not like the direction gamer culture was going with the vulgarity of Modern Warfare chat lobbies and such. Now Bob keeps doing this "I banged your mom" as a retort to anyone who insults him.

What's weird to me about Moviebob's "yer mum": For a self-described Thinker™, it's rather ironic that Bob would resort to a such a lazy, over-used "comeback".

which is why I strongly suggest [...] that Bob is in fact making a rape joke, which is never funny.

I know it only requires Green Eggs & Ham-level reading comp skills to realize that Moviebob is a thoroughly vile scumbag, but ho... ly... FUCK, Bob!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Barbara Sperging

That was a major downgrade going from Oracle back to Batgirl. Oracle was the go to person for info and tech support for almost the entire DC superhero community now she's Batman's female sidekick again.

In a perfect world IMO she's Oracle, Cass is Batgirl, and Steph is Spoiler end of story.

Also Blobby and his SJW ilk wanting Barbara as Batgirl and not Wheelchair bound Oracle is ableism.

(I don't care about ableism, but they do) ableist scum.

When they announced Tim Drake coming out, I just assumed he would be the next Batgirl.

 

[Positron]

Journo scum are in denial (archive of Reuters article)


Musk fantasizes Twitter winning public trust.


Say what you will about Musk, he did his marketing research.

"Truly free speech is impossible because of power and information differentials" is NOT a reason for censorship.

Twitter is not just for shitposting; it is the mechanism through which dead black criminals become saints.




Gene Park of Washington Post, had a chat with game shill Colin Moriarty. For some reason many people sees Park's act as some kind of sell-out or betrayal.








Total non-sequitur.



Canceling student debt is not just stupid; it is unfair to people who paid theirs, encourages a corrupt academia, and downright unethical.

Oh, about that argument on the semantics of the word "bully".


Well I'm sure this "catgirl she/her" is totally happy with this definition?

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Kevin Feige is going to a "retreat" to party with blows, children, and trannies. So excited is Bobby that you'd think he had been invited.




Blackie doesn't like Miles Morales.




Bobby chooses "To be".


Ikea shark plush. The choice of the most discerning trannies.

Who said she wanted sex with Honest Abe?

It's a joke I made because the "he" in that Tweet is ambiguous.

 

[Lensherr]

He's referencing an idea he's thrown out before where he thinks Batman as a character should be retired as a TV show for boomer dads with him written as a self-insert for them meanwhile there should be Batgirl movies. He even suggested that Batgirl replace Batman in DC's Trinity ignoring the Trinity got their status from being the only characters with their own books to survive capeshit losing popularity post-WW2 and isn't an arbitrary thing.

Considering how The Batman has made over $750 million at the worldwide box office, I think that Bob severely underestimates the character's appeal.

I'm one of those people. Hey, Cass even ticks the woke boxes of Asian and disabled. They didn't come up with a satisfactory use for her or Steph since New 52.

From a comic fan perspective Barbara returning to Batgirl is as dumb as sticking Dick or yours truly back in green shorts.

The thing that always strikes me as funny is that at one point Oracle was basically a one person NGO. Bob has probably never picked up a Dixon era Bat family book in his life and it's sad that he only sees things in terms of the 60s tv show, as if that wasn't 60 years ago.

What was that about the superior future, Bob?

Spoiler: Capeshit Sperging

I remember a long time ago, when news of the animated adaptation of The Killing Joke first broke, I was discussing it with other comic book fans on an online forum (which I've been banned from for a while due to not being woke enough for the mods), and the prevailing sentiment from around half the user base discussing it was that the story needed to be "updated" from its original incarnation due to the "sexism" in how it handle Barbara Gordon. They didn't like how she was treated in the story, even though it lead to a lot of interesting character growth for her (her becoming Oracle and all that jazz). Some of them even said that they'd prefer if that injury of hers was fixed and she could go back to being Batgirl. Some other forum users pointed out that it was insulting to them how they seemed to be insinuating that a disabled person cannot live a fulfilling life, and how fixing her injury would take away the disabled representation that she provided (while also pointing out how nobody ever suggested Charles Xavier not be confined to a wheelchair anymore. Needless to say that I agreed more with the latter group, and I'm bringing this up because your post reminds me of that conversation. It was also one of my major redpill moments, seeing as how I sincerely believed in liberal principles at the time, and I was confounded with how others who professed to believe the same could act in such a paternalistic manner as to suggest that women in fiction shouldn't experience traumatic, life-altering events without the narrative being framed in the exact specific way that they wanted.

With regards to Bob, he's definitely a poser Batman fan who thinks that the series peaked with the Adam West show and gets the majority of his knowledge of the comics from Wikipedia. He also seems to believe that Batman is fundamentally a character that doesn't deserve to be taken seriously and, in the words of Razorfist, "is only viable when paired with a veritable supertanker of shoe-gazing hipster camp". So it makes total sense why he'd want the Batgirl that was featured in the Adam West show to take center stage in the franchise.

 

[Flexo]

No, Bob, this isn't like Roger Rabbit 2, you brainless douchecanooe. This is just some cynical and cheap made crap, seriously even Disney seems to realize this shit will tank that they decided not to even put it in movie theaters but on the streaming service instead.

Remember: Blue-curtain retard. Association.

Roger Rabbit? Cartoons + live action! Therefore Chip & Dale movie with cartoon + live action? Roger Rabbit 2!

According to that video I posted yesterday, Bob sees his Princess Peach as Lana from the Captain N show.

Bingo. and remember we have Bob as Captain N.

If anything, I would bet Bob's ultimate dream is to become Captain N, get Lana, and then go on wacky adventures with Mario throughout gameworld.

BTW! There is apparently a bit of lost Bob media we have overlooked...

https://moviebobcentral.com/2011/05/03/big-picture-do-the-mario/

We have GOT to find that flash animation. I bet it's maximum cringe.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

With regards to Bob, he's definitely a poser

Bob's the biggest poser ever. It's not just that he's so morbidly obese; it's his incessant need to be seen as an expert on everything. Since he can't be bothered to do even the lightest of research, he reveals himself to not even have the faintest idea of what any given topic is about. Whether it's pop culture, video making techniques, videogames, etc. Bob can't help but reveal how little he knows about almost everything and how wounded he gets when someone has the audacity to have more knowledge on a subject than what a drunken skim through a Wikipedia article would give you. I would say his only area of expertise is ignorance, but he's too dumb to realize how ignorant he truly is.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He's referencing an idea he's thrown out before where he thinks Batman as a character should be retired as a TV show for boomer dads with him written as a self-insert for them meanwhile there should be Batgirl movies. He even suggested that Batgirl replace Batman in DC's Trinity ignoring the Trinity got their status from being the only characters with their own books to survive capeshit losing popularity post-WW2 and isn't an arbitrary thing.

You can tell by that alone. He really hates Batman as a character. Many of the thread have stated the only takes he likes is the Adam West one. And that's mostly because of his childhood. He has engrained himself the idea of being a Dude Bro character if it was for him. He would make sure he never gets another film again.

Considering how The Batman has made over $750 million at the worldwide box office, I think that Bob severely underestimates the character's appeal.

Oh he is not. That's why he tosses passive aggressive jabs at him since if he were to say outloud what he truly thinks about Batman then his fanbase would come raining down on him, and shit all over his legacy rightfully so. This is also another reason why he doesn't wear the fuck Batman badge with honor. Doing so would get him heat that he cannot block his way out. And he hates it. Seethe and Cope bitch

 

[LillWeeb]

Bob's the biggest poser ever. It's not just that he's so morbidly obese; it's his incessant need to be seen as an expert on everything. Since he can't be bothered to do even the lightest of research, he reveals himself to not even have the faintest idea of what any given topic is about. Whether it's pop culture, video making techniques, videogames, etc. Bob can't help but reveal how little he knows about almost everything and how wounded he gets when someone has the audacity to have more knowledge on a subject than what a drunken skim through a Wikipedia article would give you. I would say his only area of expertise is ignorance, but he's too dumb to realize how ignorant he truly is.

When it comes that post about Nier and other weeb shit it reminds me how much of a ignorant boomer he is to said weeb shit. But I also take some joy that he can't stand anime.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I have one thing I want to say about the student loan forgiveness: It’s a last ditch effort by Biden to get the people on his side and yes, it will accelerate inflation as we create more money to pay that debt. I fully admit all of that but I want the Democrats to do it because it’ll make their Midterms defeat all the sweeter.

 

[Tronathon242]

I had those queued up and ready to go. The fact that Bob combined Mario's and Peach's features and clothing and produced a total sped will never not be hilarious.

The Mushroom Kingdom would see an immediate coup if those ridiculous things ever had the chance to take the throne.

He's referencing an idea he's thrown out before where he thinks Batman as a character should be retired as a TV show for boomer dads with him written as a self-insert for them meanwhile there should be Batgirl movies. He even suggested that Batgirl replace Batman in DC's Trinity ignoring the Trinity got their status from being the only characters with their own books to survive capeshit losing popularity post-WW2 and isn't an arbitrary thing.

You can tell by that alone. He really hates Batman as a character. Many of the thread have stated the only takes he likes is the Adam West one. And that's mostly because of his childhood. He has engrained himself the idea of being a Dude Bro character if it was for him. He would make sure he never gets another film again.


Oh he is not. That's why he tosses passive aggressive jabs at him since if he were to say outloud what he truly thinks about Batman then his fanbase would come raining down on him, and shit all over his legacy rightfully so. This is also another reason why he doesn't wear the fuck Batman badge with honor. Doing so would get him heat that he cannot block his way out. And he hates it. Seethe and Cope bitch

Bob's the biggest poser ever. It's not just that he's so morbidly obese; it's his incessant need to be seen as an expert on everything. Since he can't be bothered to do even the lightest of research, he reveals himself to not even have the faintest idea of what any given topic is about. Whether it's pop culture, video making techniques, videogames, etc. Bob can't help but reveal how little he knows about almost everything and how wounded he gets when someone has the audacity to have more knowledge on a subject than what a drunken skim through a Wikipedia article would give you. I would say his only area of expertise is ignorance, but he's too dumb to realize how ignorant he truly is.

Specifically focusing on comics, Bob had no issues at all with spouting off the most off-base, devoid of any basis in reality takes that he can. It doesn't matter that he doesn't actually know much about them aside from the almighty Google search and some pages he may have flipped through as a kid. What's worse is that (particularly with Batman) he has his own vision of him based on the goofiest shit possible and he cannot even stand the thought of that vision not being the standard.


What's most galling of all is that when others who are actually into comics and have long read the books come along and make comments that don't align with his, he retorts with "they aren't real, why are you so bent out of shape?"

You can't have it both ways, fatass. You can't strut your status as a nerd and gleefully proclaim how into comics you are while looking down on those who take the medium seriously and object to terrible editorial decisions. It shines a giant beacon on how much of a poseur you are.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Considering how The Batman has made over $750 million at the worldwide box office, I think that Bob severely underestimates the character's appeal.

Spoiler: Capeshit Sperging

I remember a long time ago, when news of the animated adaptation of The Killing Joke first broke, I was discussing it with other comic book fans on an online forum (which I've been banned from for a while due to not being woke enough for the mods), and the prevailing sentiment from around half the user base discussing it was that the story needed to be "updated" from its original incarnation due to the "sexism" in how it handle Barbara Gordon. They didn't like how she was treated in the story, even though it lead to a lot of interesting character growth for her (her becoming Oracle and all that jazz). Some of them even said that they'd prefer if that injury of hers was fixed and she could go back to being Batgirl. Some other forum users pointed out that it was insulting to them how they seemed to be insinuating that a disabled person cannot live a fulfilling life, and how fixing her injury would take away the disabled representation that she provided (while also pointing out how nobody ever suggested Charles Xavier not be confined to a wheelchair anymore. Needless to say that I agreed more with the latter group, and I'm bringing this up because your post reminds me of that conversation. It was also one of my major redpill moments, seeing as how I sincerely believed in liberal principles at the time, and I was confounded with how others who professed to believe the same could act in such a paternalistic manner as to suggest that women in fiction shouldn't experience traumatic, life-altering events without the narrative being framed in the exact specific way that they wanted.

With regards to Bob, he's definitely a poser Batman fan who thinks that the series peaked with the Adam West show and gets the majority of his knowledge of the comics from Wikipedia. He also seems to believe that Batman is fundamentally a character that doesn't deserve to be taken seriously and, in the words of Razorfist, "is only viable when paired with a veritable supertanker of shoe-gazing hipster camp". So it makes total sense why he'd want the Batgirl that was featured in the Adam West show to take center stage in the franchise.

The funniest thing about all the retards whining about the Killing Joke is that a seminal Batman book that came out only five years later had Batman getting his shit beat in, and then having his spine snapped by Bane.
Batman Knightfall (and basically adapted into Dark Knight Rises), a story where Batman basically going through hell on Earth is considered iconic in its own right, and no one thinks twice about it.

After Barbara is paralyzed she has tons of support, both in medical terms and from her supporting cast. What does Batman get? Lady Shiva trains him a bit, saying she'd kill him if she thought he couldn't recover, and then sics a ton of assassin's on Bruce once he returned to Gotham.

 

[Jack Awful]

Good news for you, we still have his Mario OCs. Let's take a look at future Mario, Peach, and their daughter.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I never post art stuff b/c most of it's lousy, out of practice etc; bit what the hell this didn't come out too bad for quick photoshop re-edits... Pre-sketch re-touch concept for a "Mario's Daughter" character, based on ANCIENT (unmade) fanart thing. Two variants, two palettes:”

twitter.com

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Lol this is DeviantArt level shit, lol wtf.
Like I knew Bob was autistic but not OC autistic.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Blackie doesn't like Miles Morales.

The uppity negro forgets his place and must be reminded that it is under Bob's remaining foot.

https://twitter.com/EricDJuly/status/1519476638668496896

https://archive.ph/bRKz1

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1519487559793061898

https://archive.ph/eohto

That one quote tweet?


Even people not familiar with the Lord of Lynn can easily recognize his rooster eyes

I've actually heard Eric talk about Miles once before. Eric doesn't like Miles because Miles is a token that is artificially pushed because of Marvel's woke agenda and he finds that insulting. Please Bob, keep picking fights with minorities that step out of line and know how to do proper lighting for their videos.


HOLY SHIT! I didn't even catch this until I went back to look at the replies to Bob's first strike. Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, said that Eric got fired from his last band and "became more better & successful as a result". Embarrassment got pointed and laughed at because of it.

Tonight Tyler will cry into his plushie of the thing from Shang-Chi with two butts, muttering that he was, in fact, not owned but he was.

lol run Tyler. Run far away and never return.