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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Mr. Duck
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How fitting that his face is in the "amateur graphic designer" example of a bad resume, considering his editing/art skills.
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That's because Eric knows how to actually clown on people. Dude's a vblogger (among other things),
And thus starts the "Ham Saga." My lord, this is the greatest thing ever. Oh Ham Dugo, you so crazy.
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Nigga literally just drew a Peach in Mario's overalls, lmao
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So he's literally recolor level autistic. He lacks the insight to see how shit and embarrassing this is.
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Batman wouldn't be nearly as interesting of a character or have any staying power if he was always locked into one interpretation. What makes him endearing is how versatile he is, and how you can tell so many different stories with different tones and themes. You can have a deranged psycho dealing out misguided vengeance, you can have a campy boy scout, you can have a paranormal detective, or you could have a standard superhero.
But Bob doesn't like things that are new or different.
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Is that abomination his version of Crystal Chandler? I would bet money he's fantasized about being a father to that thing.
PipTheAlchemist
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And by "being a father to", I assume you probably mean "having copious amounts of Islamic sex with"
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Some people deserve free speech, some people (or rather, "people") don't.
I don't see how Maximal Speech would create a paradox. SJWs love to bring up Karl Popper, but they confuse "free speech" with "lawless, free-for-all action", which nobody advocates. What would actually happens under Maximal Speech is this: some people will be hurt by "offensive", "intolerant" speech, others won't, and those who are easily hurt will leave on their own accord (even though they would tell themselves they are being driven out). This is pretty much how Natural Selection works. Bobby loves to bring up Natural Selection, which makes his objection even more baffling.
Nick Parrott dreads the day he'd be chopped into mincemeat by a million misgenderings.
A smarter person will realize that letting trannies like Nick fester on a platform will spell its doom.
Bobby thinks you can change your sex, but you can never change your side.
GimmeGimmeGimme.
Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters wants to streamline zoning laws and "get the government out of the way".
Canceling student loans sounds more like "Socialism... but National".
No one cares, old coot.
Hey! How's your old pal Devin Faraci? Am I supposed to ask my mom too?
"Tucky-Wucky". You are a big boy now Bobby; you know you can say the F-word aloud?
Seems Bobby is punching above his weight class again, yet he wants to imply that Eric July is the loser because Eric derived part of his popularity, which Bobby considers to be on par with himself, through his other gigs.
If Mario were a real-life plumber there's a good chance he'd vote Red.
QT for me, not for thee.
Colleague. Female colleague.
I don't see how Maximal Speech would create a paradox. SJWs love to bring up Karl Popper, but they confuse "free speech" with "lawless, free-for-all action", which nobody advocates. What would actually happens under Maximal Speech is this: some people will be hurt by "offensive", "intolerant" speech, others won't, and those who are easily hurt will leave on their own accord (even though they would tell themselves they are being driven out). This is pretty much how Natural Selection works. Bobby loves to bring up Natural Selection, which makes his objection even more baffling.
Nick Parrott dreads the day he'd be chopped into mincemeat by a million misgenderings.
A smarter person will realize that letting trannies like Nick fester on a platform will spell its doom.
Bobby thinks you can change your sex, but you can never change your side.
GimmeGimmeGimme.
Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters wants to streamline zoning laws and "get the government out of the way".
Canceling student loans sounds more like "Socialism... but National".
No one cares, old coot.
Hey! How's your old pal Devin Faraci? Am I supposed to ask my mom too?
"Tucky-Wucky". You are a big boy now Bobby; you know you can say the F-word aloud?
Seems Bobby is punching above his weight class again, yet he wants to imply that Eric July is the loser because Eric derived part of his popularity, which Bobby considers to be on par with himself, through his other gigs.
If Mario were a real-life plumber there's a good chance he'd vote Red.
QT for me, not for thee.
Colleague. Female colleague.
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After correcting the upity negro yesterday, Bob has enacted protocol Safety Blanket.
One of my favorite things Bob has done is telling a black black activist that he doesn't know what real racism is while calling the black guy Rush Limbaugh. Black man responded with a quite nice picture of himself, clean fit suit and physically fit, and juxtaposing that with Bob's Mario dress up. Bob then mentioned the news outlet the black man worked for, got nothing but grief for it, and stormed away telling the black man to "stay mad".
Stay mad blobert.
One of my favorite things Bob has done is telling a black black activist that he doesn't know what real racism is while calling the black guy Rush Limbaugh. Black man responded with a quite nice picture of himself, clean fit suit and physically fit, and juxtaposing that with Bob's Mario dress up. Bob then mentioned the news outlet the black man worked for, got nothing but grief for it, and stormed away telling the black man to "stay mad".
Stay mad blobert.
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"Grow up." - 41 year old manchild currently living with his mother, probablyBobby thinks you can change your sex, but you can never change your side.
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"Look, child. I have a writing credit on a small youtube series, child. These series got more views than you will ever have, child. These videos would never had the reach and impact without my aid MY WORK! No child, you do not get to ask what exactly it means when I say I have a writing credit on a youtube video. The length, depth and breadth of what I write for these million view videos is beyond your ability of comprehension. STALKER! You do not get to ask why this success doesn't translate into my own videos and channel. I AM SUCCESSFUL, BULLY TROLL CHILD! YOUR OBVIOUS ANGER ONLY FEEDS ME AND SICKING MY FANS TO FLAG YOU AFTER I BLOCK YOU IS THE SUPERIOR WAY TO INTERACT WITH TROLLS AND IS NOT, IN FACT COWARDICE!"Seems Bobby is punching above his weight class again, yet he wants to imply that Eric July is the loser because Eric derived part of his popularity, which Bobby considers to be on par with himself, through his other gigs.
The same tard, when confronted with his low views, will instantly say something to the effect of "Yeah well children unboxing toys get more views than everybody so what's your point?" This same tard, in this very tweet thread, goes from saying how great he is, albeit it is a team effort, that his view numbers are probably the same as Eric's, and the says how pathetic it is that this bigger guy is picking on a "mid-tier film critic" in two tweets. He seemingly forgot that he was the one who picked this fight, a fight he LOST to a guy who did nothing but retweet his profile picture.
Assuming he can ever get away from his phone I would love to know how he is at the diner table.
Ma Chipman:
"How was your day sweetie?"
Bob:
"Another nigger made fun of my looks on Twitter today because I corrected his monkey ass on black Spider-Man!"
Ma Chipman:
"When will those darkies learn to mind their betters? "*clicks tongue*
Lesser Brother:
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeey there people! What's cracking? This is the Chippa her-"
Ma Chipman:
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT MY GRAND BABIES?! THEY ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOU AND THE ONLY REASON ANY OF US TOLERATE YOU!"
Lesser Brother:
"But Ma! I'm your son..."
Ma Chipman:
"Bob is my son. You are the afterbirth who's only accomplishment is giving me grand babies who are strangely absent right now."
Bob:
*returned to his phone the second Ma was distracted*
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Eric is also married. It's safe to say that financially he is doing better than Bob. But you know what Eric doesn't have that Bob does have? A personal relationship with Our Lord and Saviour Super Mario. Eric probably likes Sonic better!
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Good Lord, it's like Tobacco Road with New England trash accents.
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Yeah, when I was a kid in the 90s it aired regularly on FX. Right before Highlander I think.
The licensing didn't make it hard to broadcast but it made video releases difficult. I believe the series is owned by Fox but Batman himself is owned by DC/WB.
Corporate copyright fuckery is great isn't it?
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I wonder what fucking sad loser thought this tweet was good enough to retweet…
Oh….
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Brainless Bobby, when pressed on being a complete fucking hasbeen loser, tries to steal the success of MattPatt for his own despite not doing shit other than that idiot thinking Blob knows dick about comics.
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I’ve never actually watched any of MatPats stuff and the fact that he’d willingly associate himself with Bob makes me not want to.
Mr. Duck
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Has anyone checked if the videos written by Bob have less views than the usual MatPat slop?, probably not, but it would be funny if that were the case.
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Given MelloPantherP's statement talking about "losers with superiority complexes", one would think Elon Musk's intentions would resonate with Moviebob, the latter being... you know.
At least Elon Musk actually has a funcioning brain, Bob.
Shouldn't Moviebob have been kicked off for literally asking even minimally-ill Texans to cough on Governor Greg Abbott? 'Cause that jazz wouldn't have been tolerated pre-2000.
LOL at Moviebob calling itself an adult!
bul•ly (n): A blustering, mean, or predatory person who, from a perceived position of relative power, intimidates, abuses, harasses, or coerces people, especially those considered unlikely to defend themselves. Syn.: Moviebob. See also: Chipman, Bob (film critic).
Moviebob: "...the 21st Century [...] needs to reckon [...] that you can't keep giving The Stupids the same leeway as people..."
Reality: "You perfectly described you never deserved any leeway in the first place, Bob."
Moviebob plays for the name of the back of its jersey, not the name on the front.
Uh... no. I do not agree with the idea of flat-out student debt forgiveness unless the university in question used dubious practices in order to bolster enrollment.
Two problems here. First off, it's obvious Fuckwit in Chief Biden didn't write this; it's completely devoid of spelling slipups, grammar gaffes, and puncturation problems. Secondly, I don't buy Moviebob's sentiment for a second; if there were to be a potential imprisonment and/or genocide of U.S. citizens who refused to vote for Führer Hillary, Moviebob's micropenis would be fully erect at the very thought of such an undertaking.
I could probably count all terror attacks carried out by the MAGA crowd on a single hand. Terror attacks carried out by BLM and Antifa, however... even if I allocated each hand to represent powers of 10 (right hand being 0-9, left being 0-90), I likely wouldn't have enough fingers to reach 100.
I'd pay anything to have Mark Levin as a guest. I wouldn't accept Moviebob as a guest, even if Elon Musk were to bribe me every single penny of his net worth.
I doubt it. But if it is actually true that Moviebob's writing contributions are receiving 16,500,000 unironic views... I fear for humanity's future.
If so, it would make me happy just to see the stupid(er-than-usual) look on Moviebob's face.
For those just tuning in, if you want to see a repeatedly reportable Twitter account rife with harassment, racism, sexism, hate speech, libelous statements, character assassination, and hundreds of other TOS-vioating posts, check out Moviebob's account, one that's years overdue for termination.
I think 99% of Moviebob's weight loss is brain matter.
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