Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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The whole trying to undo MJ and Peter is something hack writers seem to love, but all the fans hate, and I do not understand why they keep doing it.
MJ has been a thorn on the writers side for decades now, because it is kinda hard to find something to do with her.

When she came about, it was a counterpoint to the good girl Gwen Stacy, and along with Peter, they played the "Archie" triangle, with peter parker having to balance his girl problems with the life of a superhero. A lot of fans say that this was the best time of Spiderman comics, and dated dialogue aside, i tend to agree, I like that era of Spiderman a lot as well.

Then Gwen died and peter and MJ got married and now what? Problem with romantic interests in stories is that when the interested pair in question becomes a couple, it loses the "interesting" part of the appeal.

And I grew up with married Spiderman, I like MJ and the supporting role she had in the comics, but it hard to deny that well, there isn't much for her to do in the stories besides waiting for peter to come back, or have some side story that doesn't have much to do with the superhero shit, or when it does, she is just waiting for Peter to save her.

That is the thing about non-costumed support cast in capeshit, they don't get to do much

And it wasn't like they have tried to separate Peter and MJ before the "One More Day" shit, they did, just for them to come back after a few issues.

So that is why I was never quite against the One More Day storyline, but only because I saw as a definitive way to just rip band-aid and be done with this back and forth that was the Peter and MJ romance.

And for a while, it was, then came Nick Spencer to yet undo One More Day for some fan fare, and yet here we find ourselves again in the same movie.

Such is the curse of capeshit comics, and it will only get sadder the longer it goes.
 
Such is the curse of capeshit comics, and it will only get sadder the longer it goes.
Capeshit comics are basically soap operas for 10-year-olds and man children, but with spandex and more punching.

Unfortunately, I'm getting to the point where they're getting repetitive because I've read them for so long.
 
Never mind that there's several creators out there that do end up hating what they created
One of them has to be Bobby's mom.

If you click on Creepy Uncle Joe's holocaust platitude, you'll see every other reply is "Cancel student debt now!"
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Way to punish people who can't or won't go to college, not to mention the best students who are on scholarship. Diseased man comes up with diseased thoughts.

Ice Cream Ghoul claims the Republicans work for Big Oil.
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On the spousal abuse allegations of Teddy Daniels, Pennsylvania LG candidate.
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Bob Chipman's side is Bob Chipman, who repeatedly made unwanted advances to Lindsay Ellis.

Unsurprisingly, someone who names himself after a Renaissance painter cannot begin to comprehend the human rights of Superior Future, or the simple fact that some human beings are not really "human":
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"Pretend Space Car Man!" cries the Pretend Movie Man.
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J. K. Rowling is now "Jo Murray".
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I agree that Rowling is a trashy writer, but again, why did it take trannies more than 20 years to find out?

Work place expects workers to work. Tranny offended.
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This is not OK, groomer.


Bobby says he lives rent-free in the brains of certain "worthless 'people'".
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Bobby's racism hasn't gone unnoticed.
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Bobby, you see, have a life. A night at McD with Bob Chipman is one of life's most delectable pleasures.
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Just yesterday Bobby claimed July has a similar view count as he does; today he is just "gnat". Also note the apostropheitis: the second "their" should be "they're".

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Keep an eye on this "catgirl", @RFSwitchArt

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I swear their animated gifs are getting more and more retarded and annoying.

July's fans are, wait for it, Gamergaters!
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Turns out July commits Wrongthink as well.
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Bobby has never stopped congregating himself on predicting Kevin Feige's every move.
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As if anyone gave a damn about WTF character crossovers.

Consoom.
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Hollywood critter keeps exotic pets. News at 11.
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Bobby confides his deepest fears with his Twitter cronies.
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OK this is funny. Thank you Bobby.

This is that dullards greatest work:
The shit-eating facial expressions, the retarded camera pans, the "music". This is toxic autism.
 
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One of them has to be Bobby's mom.

If you click on Creepy Uncle Joe's holocaust platitude, you'll see every other reply is "Cancel student debt now!"
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Way to punish people who can't or won't go to college, not to mention the best students who are on scholarship. Diseased man comes up with diseased thoughts.

Ice Cream Ghoul claims the Republicans work for Big Oil.
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On the spousal abuse allegations of Teddy Daniels, Pennsylvania LG candidate.
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Bob Chipman's side is Bob Chipman, who repeatedly made unwanted advances to Lindsay Ellis.

Unsurprisingly, someone who names himself after a Renaissance painter cannot begin to comprehend the human rights of Superior Future, or the simple fact that some human beings are not really "human":
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"Pretend Space Car Man!" cries the Pretend Movie Man.
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J. K. Rowling is now "Jo Murray".
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I agree that Rowling is a trashy writer, but again, why did it take trannies more than 20 years to find out?

Work place expects workers to work. Tranny offended.
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This is not OK, groomer.


Bobby says he lives rent-free in the brains of certain "worthless 'people'".
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Bobby's racism hasn't gone unnoticed.
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Bobby, you see, have a life. A night at McD with Bob Chipman is one of life's most delectable pleasures.
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Just yesterday Bobby claimed July has a similar view count as he does; today he is just "gnat". Also note apostropheitis: "their" instead of "they're".

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Keep an eye on this "catgirl", @RFSwitchArt

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I swear their animated gifs are getting more and more retarded and annoying.

July's fans are, wait for it, Gamergaters!
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Turns out July commits Wrongthink as well.
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Bobby has never stopped congregating himself on predicting Kevin Feige's every move.
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As if anyone gave a damn about WTF character crossovers.

Consoom.
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Hollywood critter keeps exotic pets. News at 11.
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OK this is funny. Thank you Bobby.
I just looked because Bob seems insistent on picking this fight. Eric has 462k subscribers, a video he put out literally a day ago has 52k views.

Moviebob has 132k subs and while he hasn't released anything within the last day or so, his most recent vid from 7 days ago has 33k.

That being said, Bob's viewership seems pretty stable, Eric's seems to fluctuate more, I'm guessing its because Eric uploads much more often and viewership probably depends on the topic and when he sends them out in the day.

Total views on channel? Eric has 82 million, Bob has 41 million. I don't pretend I follow either of them regularly, but I'm pretty sure that outside of the occasional wikipediaing for Film Theory, I don't know of any other show Bob is on. Not really sure about Eric but I've seen him on other channels, and know he works on a whole bunch of shit outside of his YouTube channel.


Not to mention Eric is married and doesn't look like a potato.
 
Bob claiming he went for "a run, to the beach, for a walk" is worse than his claims that he actually has a secret job or has a life outside Twitter. I've seen proof that Bob actually "works" since he uploads videos and I've seen proof that nobody lives "rent free" in his head that he'll spend all day tweeting about. I haven't seen any proof of the rest and doubt I ever will. It's similar to his claims that he cares about other people while never expressing who he actually considers humans worth being allowed to live other than maybe trans children. (As long as they don't betray Bob's benevolence by voting Republican or living in a state that does.)
 
And I grew up with married Spiderman,
You named literally the only married couple anyone can think of, and it's from another company. If you think there's less that can be done with a married couple then the 10,000 superhero with a useless will they/won't they sometime fling...wot.

This is the same character that was in highschool for like 12 issues then spent 30 years in college taking pictures, while somehow always being broke and OfF aNd On. Being married and owning Parker Industries were the most exciting things to happen to the character literally ever
 
Bob claiming he went for "a run, to the beach, for a walk" is worse than his claims that he actually has a secret job or has a life outside Twitter. I've seen proof that Bob actually "works" since he uploads videos and I've seen proof that nobody lives "rent free" in his head that he'll spend all day tweeting about. I haven't seen any proof of the rest and doubt I ever will. It's similar to his claims that he cares about other people while never expressing who he actually considers humans worth being allowed to live other than maybe trans children. (As long as they don't betray Bob's benevolence by voting Republican or living in a state that does.)
How much does he bench press again?
 
MJ has been a thorn on the writers side for decades now, because it is kinda hard to find something to do with her.

When she came about, it was a counterpoint to the good girl Gwen Stacy, and along with Peter, they played the "Archie" triangle, with peter parker having to balance his girl problems with the life of a superhero. A lot of fans say that this was the best time of Spiderman comics, and dated dialogue aside, i tend to agree, I like that era of Spiderman a lot as well.

Then Gwen died and peter and MJ got married and now what? Problem with romantic interests in stories is that when the interested pair in question becomes a couple, it loses the "interesting" part of the appeal.

And I grew up with married Spiderman, I like MJ and the supporting role she had in the comics, but it hard to deny that well, there isn't much for her to do in the stories besides waiting for peter to come back, or have some side story that doesn't have much to do with the superhero shit, or when it does, she is just waiting for Peter to save her.

That is the thing about non-costumed support cast in capeshit, they don't get to do much

And it wasn't like they have tried to separate Peter and MJ before the "One More Day" shit, they did, just for them to come back after a few issues.

So that is why I was never quite against the One More Day storyline, but only because I saw as a definitive way to just rip band-aid and be done with this back and forth that was the Peter and MJ romance.

And for a while, it was, then came Nick Spencer to yet undo One More Day for some fan fare, and yet here we find ourselves again in the same movie.

Such is the curse of capeshit comics, and it will only get sadder the longer it goes.
I didn't read much of the mainstream Spidey but Ultimate Spider-Man was a long time favorite until Pete was killed off.

One thing I liked is that Bendis tried to get around this issue by having MJ knowing about Peter's identity right away and being a confidant, giving him advice and perspective when he talked to her about his Spidey stuff, while also being the one who made his costume. You could do something similar in the main universe by having stories where Peter is trying to solve a problem, and by talking about it with his wife he's able to find the solution. Or hell, have her get access to some Stark Tech so she can be a sort of Oracle style character who acts as Peter's intelligence support.

He claimed it was 300lbs. He's never answered that question since someone asked him how long it took him to get to 300lbs.
He admitted he was just estimating because Bob apparently helped someone move a fridge and he assumes that was the equivalent.
 
One of them has to be Bobby's mom.

If you click on Creepy Uncle Joe's holocaust platitude, you'll see every other reply is "Cancel student debt now!"
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Way to punish people who can't or won't go to college, not to mention the best students who are on scholarship. Diseased man comes up with diseased thoughts.

Ice Cream Ghoul claims the Republicans work for Big Oil.
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On the spousal abuse allegations of Teddy Daniels, Pennsylvania LG candidate.
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Bob Chipman's side is Bob Chipman, who repeatedly made unwanted advances to Lindsay Ellis.

Unsurprisingly, someone who names himself after a Renaissance painter cannot begin to comprehend the human rights of Superior Future, or the simple fact that some human beings are not really "human":
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"Pretend Space Car Man!" cries the Pretend Movie Man.
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J. K. Rowling is now "Jo Murray".
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I agree that Rowling is a trashy writer, but again, why did it take trannies more than 20 years to find out?

Work place expects workers to work. Tranny offended.
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This is not OK, groomer.


Bobby says he lives rent-free in the brains of certain "worthless 'people'".
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Bobby's racism hasn't gone unnoticed.
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Bobby, you see, have a life. A night at McD with Bob Chipman is one of life's most delectable pleasures.
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Just yesterday Bobby claimed July has a similar view count as he does; today he is just "gnat". Also note the apostropheitis: the second "their" should be "they're".

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Keep an eye on this "catgirl", @RFSwitchArt

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I swear their animated gifs are getting more and more retarded and annoying.

July's fans are, wait for it, Gamergaters!
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Turns out July commits Wrongthink as well.
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Cartoon:
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Bobby has never stopped congregating himself on predicting Kevin Feige's every move.
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As if anyone gave a damn about WTF character crossovers.

Consoom.
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Hollywood critter keeps exotic pets. News at 11.
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OK this is funny. Thank you Bobby.


The shit-eating facial expressions, the retarded camera pans, the "music". This is toxic autism.
The stupid part about Bob vs. YoungRippa is that Bob went into YoungRippa's replies, NOT the other way around. Eric did NOT start this. Bob is totally acting like the innocent victim here when he's the one that stirred shit up. Typical IMAX-level projection by Bob.

I wonder where/from whom Bobby learned that some people don't "deserve" personhood, as though it could be rightfully taken away somehow? Did he have it before or did he get it off one of the Twitter Senpais like that Gerald Nellson guy? Or did he give that Gerald guy the idea in the first place or was it a case of two people with equally horrid ideas and takes finding each other? The problem with that, is, when the wrong people determine who is or is not a person, BOB is NOT going to be a person, despite his protests to the contrary and his appeal to the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

I have to wonder if the people who help make Bob's videos (LOL) are actually his friends and whether they're the ones he "goes out to dinner" with, or if it's just, Chris and some of his friends are going out to dinner and Chippa texted bob with "Hey wanna go to Discount Dave and Buster's?" and Bob was all over that.

Bob may have finally cleaned up his diet enough (maybe he's doing that Hello Fresh bullshit that MatPat was shilling at the end there? That McDonalds' comment was total Bob, at any rate. I don't think HelloFresh does Mountain Dew Chicken or 5 day Tobasco Chicken recipes lol) to lose some goddamn weight that isn't a gangrenous foot (and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's not completely lying out his ass, though he does seem a hair slimmer in his newer photos, but who knows if those are legit or shopped), but I guarantee you he's still drinking way the fuck too much for a fucking type 2 diabetic.
 
If you click on Creepy Uncle Joe's holocaust platitude, you'll see every other reply is "Cancel student debt now!"
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Ice Cream Ghoul claims the Republicans work for Big Oil.
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Gee, Bob. You actually VOTED FOR HIGH GAS PRICES WHEN YOU GAVE YOUR BALLOT TO FUCKWIT IN CHIEF JOE BIDEN, YOU CARCINOGENIC BRAIN TUMOR!



On the spousal abuse allegations of Teddy Daniels, Pennsylvania LG candidate.
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Bob Chipman's side is Bob Chipman, who repeatedly made unwanted advances to Lindsay Ellis.
We've know Moviebob's side is Moviebob. Bob admits this every time it says something about "MY fyuuchaa".

Speaking of Moviebob being solely on Moviebob's side, I didn't see this tweet screencapped by Positron, but here's Moviebob talking about "it's good if it benefits me, me, ME!":
Moviebob (2022.04.28\): "Democrats getting elected and people with student loans putting money into the economy instead of into bank debt payments are both things that help ME, a person with no student loan payments."
Get over yourself, Bob. We know you're a greedy slob who brings nothing of meritous value to the economy.



Unsurprisingly, someone who names himself after a Renaissance painter cannot begin to comprehend the human rights of Superior Future, or the simple fact that some human beings are not really "human":
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Seeing as how you're cosplaying--rather badly--as a human being, when are you going to surrender your right to Freeze Peach™, Bob?



"Pretend Space Car Man!" cries the Pretend Movie Man.
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I'd prefer to call Moviebob a "pretend human".



Blocked Moviebob. Awful tweets. Even more obnoxious than AOC.



Bobby's racism hasn't gone unnoticed.
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You had your chance to watch your actions, Bob. When you openly use the term "obsolete white" somthing-or-others, your racism is out in the open, and everyone who calls you out on it is completely justified in doing so!

Calling yourself the man who took down Moviebob might seem insignificant, but you gotta remember that's gotten away with far more negative -isms than the collective of all Republicans (and a smattering of Democrats) whose characters it enjoys assassinating.

Bobby, you see, have a life. A night at McD with Bob Chipman is one of life's most delectable pleasures.
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Just yesterday Bobby claimed July has a similar view count as he does; today he is just "gnat". Also note the apostropheitis: the second "their" should be "they're".
Obviously, that stuff Moviebob's working on and it cannot announce yet have nothing to do with advancing that technology it's self-entitled to, even less so in working on ways to make the world a better place to live.

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Good job, Vagabourbon. You've been studying!

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I swear their animated gifs are getting more and more retarded and annoying.
(insert repetitive adjectival jab at Moviebob's expense)

July's fans are, wait for it, Gamergaters!
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Number of genuinely good people whose signal Moviebob has boosted: Countable on one hand.



Producing shitty Internet videos doesn't automatically qualify you for "art and media that actually matters", Bob.
 
I just looked because Bob seems insistent on picking this fight. Eric has 462k subscribers, a video he put out literally a day ago has 52k views.

Moviebob has 132k subs and while he hasn't released anything within the last day or so, his most recent vid from 7 days ago has 33k.

That being said, Bob's viewership seems pretty stable, Eric's seems to fluctuate more, I'm guessing its because Eric uploads much more often and viewership probably depends on the topic and when he sends them out in the day.

Total views on channel? Eric has 82 million, Bob has 41 million. I don't pretend I follow either of them regularly, but I'm pretty sure that outside of the occasional wikipediaing for Film Theory, I don't know of any other show Bob is on. Not really sure about Eric but I've seen him on other channels, and know he works on a whole bunch of shit outside of his YouTube channel.


Not to mention Eric is married and doesn't look like a potato.
It's worse when you do a deeper dive into their respective histories. Both of their channels started about the same time, very early in Youtube's existence, with both of them uploading their first videos about 15 years ago. But their uploads over the years paint a very different picture.

Warning: a ridiculous amount of autism about Youtube numbers within that will prevent people from quoting this post. Read at your own risk.
Eric's early uploads are mostly videos of him doing vocal covers, mostly solo but with some collabs. There are also a few videos of his track and field competitions. The earliest video I can find of his where he's doing a vlog or commentary is this one from September 2012 where he discusses black-on-black violence with a friend, but that's pretty much a one-off until he starts doing them more regularly in July 2016. Between the start of his channel and the beginning of his more regular commentary, spanning the better part of a decade, he only uploads about 100 videos, not a whole lot in total.

At that point, he starts to upload more regularly, with the main topics being music, video games, comics, and commentary. Many don't get a huge number of views, sometimes not even breaking triple digits, though some do get traction. As the years go by, his views gradually improve, to the point where he's usually getting five-digit views or more. His higher view count pretty much comes from his constant uploads, generally doing two or three a day, which I'd say is pretty typical of a channel primarily focused on commentary that doesn't require a lot of editing. Here are his ten most recent videos as of this post, all of which come from the past few days:
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So let's more or less trim off the first half of Eric's channel and say he's been doing this regularly for about eight years. Subtract about 5 million views for those early videos (one of which had over 3 million and is still his most-viewed), and that's about 78 million views over eight years, or roughly 10 million a year.

Bob's early uploads are various mashups that he probably thought was funny, but I'm not about to watch them; I'm in no rush to find out what "Wii for Vendetta" or "Michael Bay's Super Mario Bros." are about. In contrast to Eric, Bob wasted no time in beginning his first commentary series, with the Game Overthinker starting up February 2008. Within a year, he'd posted his first Moviebob review as well. Game Overthinker lasted until March 2015, and in this time he'd uploaded about 160 videos, with over 100 of those related to that series. Most of these videos have five-digit view counts, decent for the time but not great overall.

After this, Bob began to do more Moviebob videos, which is also when he uploaded the Pixels review that remains his most popular. That went on for about a year, at which point I believe he got his job back working for the Escapist, or maybe he was still working for Geek.com (don't quote me on that, it's hard keeping track of how many times he got fired okay, he apparently started at Geek.com a year later per an announcement video). At that point, he stopped posting reviews on his personal channel, instead uploading some In Bob We Trust (ugh) videos, as well as "classic" episodes that were presumably reposts from either Screw Attack or the Escapist. You can really see the difference in this screencap; where his new videos were getting six-digit views, his reposts were back down to five-digit:
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Uploads became less frequent as time went by and he focused more on his work for Geek (until they went under) and the Escapist (until he got fired again). Views for most of these uploads were in the low five digits, considerably worse than he'd been doing before. Then over the course of 2020, he absolutely spammed his page with 184 reuploads of his Big Picture videos, and the majority of these didn't get over 10k views. Shortly after this, he got shitcanned from the Escapist, and he went back to posting all of his videos on his personal channel. Since then, he hasn't had a single video get back to six digit views, and few get more than 20-30k (and the ones that do are pretty much all capeshit). Here are Bob's latest ten videos for comparison, uploaded over the course of the last month and a half:
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So Bob's been doing what he's known for today pretty much since the start of his channel over 14 years ago. That's about 40 million views in that timespan, or just under 3 million a year. Averaged out like that, Bob has gotten three times fewer views per year than Eric has over their careers.

Another point of comparison is in their more popular videos. As I previously mentioned somewhere, Bob has a total of 97 videos that are above 100k views (and a good number of those are just barely over). All except seven are from at least four years ago, with the newest being his Really That Good video on Star Wars. Eric has 121 videos above six digits (though I'll be fair and say that a fair number are also barely over), but the overwhelming majority of these are from the past couple years, and his most recent is from just 11 days ago. So while Eric is definitely uploading more and getting a lot more views that way, he's also producing more videos that get traction with more people, while Bob seems to be generally preaching to the same crowd.

Finally, as you can see by their respective Socialblade pages, Eric continues to get thousands of new subscribers every month, while Bob hasn't had positive gain in almost three years, and has in fact been losing subscribers since then. Oh, and Eric also has four times as many Twitter followers as Bobbo, so that has to sting.
All of that ridiculous autism is to say that Eric's doing pretty well for himself overall, while Bob continues to limp along as he slowly slides into obscurity. And as you said, this is only comparing Youtube channels; Eric has a lot more going on than just that, while the only other thing Bob does is Twitter, which is pretty objectively a drain on his finances when you consider opportunity costs. He keeps trying to claim MatPat's video views as his own, but I'm pretty sure nobody's watching those for Bob's Wikipedia-skimming skills.

As a last bit of fun, remember YMS's Lion King 2019 review (part 1)? Already over 1.2 million views just a few days later. That's more than Bob's last 52 videos combined, going back over six months. To think that Bob actually thought Adam wanted to leech off of his popularity.
 



Gee, Bob. You actually VOTED FOR HIGH GAS PRICES WHEN YOU GAVE YOUR BALLOT TO FUCKWIT IN CHIEF JOE BIDEN, YOU CARCINOGENIC BRAIN TUMOR!




We've know Moviebob's side is Moviebob. Bob admits this every time it says something about "MY fyuuchaa".

Speaking of Moviebob being solely on Moviebob's side, I didn't see this tweet screencapped by Positron, but here's Moviebob talking about "it's good if it benefits me, me, ME!":

Get over yourself, Bob. We know you're a greedy slob who brings nothing of meritous value to the economy.




Seeing as how you're cosplaying--rather badly--as a human being, when are you going to surrender your right to Freeze Peach™, Bob?




I'd prefer to call Moviebob a "pretend human".




Blocked Moviebob. Awful tweets. Even more obnoxious than AOC.




You had your chance to watch your actions, Bob. When you openly use the term "obsolete white" somthing-or-others, your racism is out in the open, and everyone who calls you out on it is completely justified in doing so!


Calling yourself the man who took down Moviebob might seem insignificant, but you gotta remember that's gotten away with far more negative -isms than the collective of all Republicans (and a smattering of Democrats) whose characters it enjoys assassinating.


Obviously, that stuff Moviebob's working on and it cannot announce yet have nothing to do with advancing that technology it's self-entitled to, even less so in working on ways to make the world a better place to live.


Good job, Vagabourbon. You've been studying!


(insert repetitive adjectival jab at Moviebob's expense)


Number of genuinely good people whose signal Moviebob has boosted: Countable on one hand.




Producing shitty Internet videos doesn't automatically qualify you for "art and media that actually matters", Bob.
Bob thinks his actions are those of a non-racist (ie: Bob stans the troons, speds, bundles of sticks, and darkies or at least pays lip service to the concept), so he was basically telling the dude who said Bob's words were indistinguishable from a racist, that Bob's actions would prove that Bob's One Of tHe GoOD OnEs on the Right Side of History ™️ and thus people wouldn't see (or hear) Bob doing something like use the hard-R n-word (though given Bob's inverterate accent, I don't think it's possible for a Bostonian to actually utter the Hard-R WITH a Hard R), or Oppress Minorities (that didn't vote Republican).

Bob very obviously thinks believes that if only he could cure the Stupid with Argumentum Ad Plumbum (like that one ill-advised tweet he ended up baleeting where he alluded to a firearm he can carry in a holster on his hip! He probably called it a "pouch" to make it less obvious/less reportable by Twatter) and MAGAnaiseghoulen Death Camps, that the Speds, Darkies, Troons, and Bundles of Sticks would be protected forever and live in peace and safety. Problem is, Humanity (whether Bob deems them "persons" or not) is more complex than that. You can't simply one-time mass minecraft The Stupids ™️ /Bigots/Bad Guys from WWII ™️ . More will spawn spontaneously from the remaining population of SMRTs. Bob's idea of the perfect society would literally require roving death squads, shooting 5 year olds in the streets to nip prejudice/stupidity in the bud to keep the Minorities from being harmed/bullied/triggered. It's as close as Bob would ever get to going full School Shooter.
 
He claimed it was 300lbs. He's never answered that question since someone asked him how long it took him to get to 300lbs.
He admitted he was just estimating because Bob apparently helped someone move a fridge and he assumes that was the equivalent.
At the very least he had the small decency of admitting to making very charitable estimates, though guessing how much you can bench press by extrapolating the estimated weight of a fridge you once helped move is spectacularly idiotic, as is par for the course when Robert Chipman is involved. Robert's flabby chicken arms tells a different story of his physical prowess, or more accurately, lack thereof. It's absolutely wild that he has the audacity of making such obvious and pathetic lies about how imposing, masculine and accomplished he is, when a child could easily tell he's full of shit.
 
I didn't read much of the mainstream Spidey but Ultimate Spider-Man was a long time favorite until Pete was killed off.

One thing I liked is that Bendis tried to get around this issue by having MJ knowing about Peter's identity right away and being a confidant, giving him advice and perspective when he talked to her about his Spidey stuff, while also being the one who made his costume. You could do something similar in the main universe by having stories where Peter is trying to solve a problem, and by talking about it with his wife he's able to find the solution. Or hell, have her get access to some Stark Tech so she can be a sort of Oracle style character who acts as Peter's intelligence support.


He admitted he was just estimating because Bob apparently helped someone move a fridge and he assumes that was the equivalent.
At the very least he had the small decency of admitting to making very charitable estimates, though guessing how much you can bench press by extrapolating the estimated weight of a fridge you once helped move is spectacularly idiotic, as is par for the course when Robert Chipman is involved. Robert's flabby chicken arms tells a different story of his physical prowess, or more accurately, lack thereof. It's absolutely wild that he has the audacity of making such obvious and pathetic lies about how imposing, masculine and accomplished he is, when a child could easily tell he's full of shit.
Oh, so it's the Chris-Chan method of estimation. I thought he was just exaggerating his actual abilities, but guesstimating based on him moving a fridge? What empty household fridge weighs 300 lbs? That makes this beyond the realm of bullshit.

Anyway, If Bob could benchpress 300 lbs, he ought to be playing in the NFL. The scouting combine requires linemen to do as many reps as they can at 225 lbs which is a paltry weight for someone capable of clearing 75 lbs more than that.
The stupid part about Bob vs. YoungRippa is that Bob went into YoungRippa's replies, NOT the other way around. Eric did NOT start this. Bob is totally acting like the innocent victim here when he's the one that stirred shit up. Typical IMAX-level projection by Bob.

I wonder where/from whom Bobby learned that some people don't "deserve" personhood, as though it could be rightfully taken away somehow? Did he have it before or did he get it off one of the Twitter Senpais like that Gerald Nellson guy? Or did he give that Gerald guy the idea in the first place or was it a case of two people with equally horrid ideas and takes finding each other? The problem with that, is, when the wrong people determine who is or is not a person, BOB is NOT going to be a person, despite his protests to the contrary and his appeal to the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

I have to wonder if the people who help make Bob's videos (LOL) are actually his friends and whether they're the ones he "goes out to dinner" with, or if it's just, Chris and some of his friends are going out to dinner and Chippa texted bob with "Hey wanna go to Discount Dave and Buster's?" and Bob was all over that.

Bob may have finally cleaned up his diet enough (maybe he's doing that Hello Fresh bullshit that MatPat was shilling at the end there? That McDonalds' comment was total Bob, at any rate. I don't think HelloFresh does Mountain Dew Chicken or 5 day Tobasco Chicken recipes lol) to lose some goddamn weight that isn't a gangrenous foot (and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's not completely lying out his ass, though he does seem a hair slimmer in his newer photos, but who knows if those are legit or shopped), but I guarantee you he's still drinking way the fuck too much for a fucking type 2 diabetic.
I don't think Bob learned to think that way from anyone else. He's just that much of a self-absorbed shithead that he could boil life down to "I'm human, therefore those who don't think like me are not" in the confines of his own isolated existence.
 
You named literally the only married couple anyone can think of, and it's from another company. If you think there's less that can be done with a married couple then the 10,000 superhero with a useless will they/won't they sometime fling...wot.

This is the same character that was in highschool for like 12 issues then spent 30 years in college taking pictures, while somehow always being broke and OfF aNd On. Being married and owning Parker Industries were the most exciting things to happen to the character literally ever
There are plenty of other married capeshit out there, be them with civilians or other capeshit. Spiderman and MJ might be the most well known, and even so I don't think that's the case, I would say Reed Richards and Sue Storm. The thing that differentiates MJ from Sue is that Sue is also a superhero part of the team, so whatever main action, it isn't a strech for her to be part of it.

The problem with marriage in comics is that while you can write good stories about how a superhero balance married life with a spouse, and we indeed have those, the nature of these stories, like @JetpackHimmler said, are soap operas, meaning that you need a source of drama and rising tension for building expectations for the next comic.

Unlike boks like Conan (the old ones) or Asterix, which are episodic, meaning that each book isis it's own story and whatever changes happen in the book, it always goes back to status quo so the next book can start anew, american superehero comics build on continuity and risiong drama, and when you have a character going for over half a century constantly buildding on that story, you will burn out and strech thin these characters.

And to be fair, compared to other characters, Spiderman is doing ok so far. Yeah, never ending clones and selling out your marriage to the devil is stupid as fuck, but the character has been, you know, Spiderman and still is.

Now, if you take a look of what the current X-men are doing, or even stuff like Planet Hulk, they might have fans that like the story, but the stories themselves are so removed from what the original premisse and what the characters were that it becomes unrecognizable to the point that it isn't the case of taking the characters and stories to bold new direction, but more like "we don't know what else to do" case of extreme.
You could do something similar in the main universe by having stories where Peter is trying to solve a problem, and by talking about it with his wife he's able to find the solution.
They did that in the 90's, a lot even. MJ was pretty much the sole partner Spiderman had in a lot of stories, helping him out whemever she could. However, as the story goes on, it was getting harder and harder to keep her involved in the action without some contrived reasons, and a lot of writters started to resent MJ as a pain in the ass for been a character that they had to "find" something for her to do.

Aunt May just needs to be old and wait for Peter to come back to visit her from time to time, not so much with MJ, and trust me, they've tried to keep MJ relevant in the comics, it just gets harder as times goes on.

Same thing happened with Lois Lane when she married the big blue, and you don't even have to married, as DC had to give Iris West (Flash's girlfirend) powers to keep her interesting ( I think, Flash's story is a fucking mess).
 
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This is the reality of Bob Chipman. He is one bad take from losing everything.

You would think that the drama with Lindsey Ellis would have rattled his cage enough for him to take notice.

But, of course, this is Bob. His idiotic need to larp as the smartest boy in the room to cover up one spectacular fuck up after the next is too strong for him to ignore.
 
How much does he bench press again?
He claimed it was 300lbs. He's never answered that question since someone asked him how long it took him to get to 300lbs.
It was just over 300. I remember at the time someone here pointed out that he was only 10 or so pounds away from triple plating and stopped because that was good enough for him.
 
It was just over 300. I remember at the time someone here pointed out that he was only 10 or so pounds away from triple plating and stopped because that was good enough for him.
He claimed 310, which is two 2.5 plates from triple plating. The tiniest baby weights you can put on a bar.

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I don't think anyone would be capable of getting that far in lifting then not getting fucking pissed if they somehow weren't able to reach that milestone.
 
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Sure throw another trillion on the fire.
It is not half of voters. It is less than 50 million people last I checked. People took a loan and they need to pay it back.
He is not just continuing to dig this pit he went out and got a backhoe to expedite the excavation. Oh someone is really just kind of irritating? Send them to the camp!

What a freak.
Bobby says he lives rent-free in the brains of certain "worthless 'people'".
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Blobsolini you live in a basement. He apparently does not even understand what rent free means. It does not mean people respond to your endless stream of stupidity.
Bobby, you see, have a life. A night at McD with Bob Chipman is one of life's most delectable pleasures.
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This might be one of the most Ralph posts I have seen Blobsolini make. He does not run, he almost certainly has no friends as we have seen exactly ZERO pictures of him with friends which he would definitely post, and he cannot go to the beach without someone attempting to push him back into the water.

I love how he acts like his projects are classified or w/e.

Oh and the biggest lie in that post: I log off here.
 
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