And this is the reason 95% of Entertainment sucks right now that fuck you to the audience that we know better than you so let's ruin these characters with our meaningless thoughts on Politics and bad humor.
Well hey, here we have a Ukrainian lefty fucknut trying to say how Russia tots are fascist guyz..Hey, hey buddy..wanna say anything about the stuff in your government? Like the throwing Nazi salutes, Nazi flags etc.? No? Then kindly shut the fuck up. As for the uniforms, he does realize that "Black uniforms" weren't just a nazi thing? How about the uniform of the Russian naval military or many others. Unless you wanna go "Dem armband guyz!!", from the photo it kinda seems those armbands are used to mark which row of soldiers is marching by.
Bob, you're not a grown adult. You're a fat retarded child who's marinated inside an adult's body.
I think half the problem here isn't just the movies and most recent comics; it's longer-standing than that. IMO it stretches back to the 1960s (but not 1980s Spidey) and 1990s Spiderman cartoons. Bob's literally conflating animation spidey with comics spidey and acting like they're the same thing/continuity. The thing was, Spidey wasn't clueless/friendless/socially inept in those; but the smear campaign by J. Jonah Jameson (in both) did a number on his P.R. image. Hell, the lyrics to the 1960s spiderman theme included, "welcomed, then, he's ignored - action is, his reward". And yeah, Bob has a heavy reliance on Wikipedia at the best of times and it shows.
Y'know, for a galaxy-brained "THINKER"
, bob sure doesn't think too hard about anything, let alone how shoplifting is, in fact, stealing from him personally. Instead the woke bullshit that was seared into his brain by god-knows-whom (someone who probably convinced him it would get him chicks/laid, most likely lol) has him believing that when the bleks shoplift, they're ackshually stealing from huWhite Spremacy and taking back reparations. Only a crayon-eating, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual would be too stupid to see how shoplifting harms all of society, not just the owners of the store.
Here's the thing with Bob's dumb take, even the Raimi Movies that he likes (which are the best Spider-Man movies) had Peter grow and change to be better at various skills. Bob acts like Spider-Man never grew up or changed at all which misses the point of his character. Bob wants his characters to remain the same and never change at all.
Corporations would never do that. They're Bob's friends. More friends than anyone of the obsolete who took away his superior future. His friends would never hurt him.
And there was that "Tobey into the MCU" videos he did where his explanation for Tobey's Spiderman disappearing for a few years is because he was jealous of how much praise the Avengers got, and that his Spiderman was ruled by his insecurities.
That one has a lot of funny implications in it. Mostly with him viewing Tobey's Peter as a disgruntled and disillusioned old guy when he'd only be around 29-32 and the racial masochism angle since he wanted Miles Morales' enemies to all get their powers from Peter's DNA with the main villain being "Ben Reilly" who's a fanboy stereotype that hates Miles for taking "Spider-Man" away from him.
This seems like one of those quotes that has aged poorly now that social media has given us insight into how smug and dumb the average person really is. It reminds me of that one Carl Sagan quote about all of us being made of star material. If he could be shown how midwit redditors have butchered that quote, he'd spin in his grave so hard we could solve the energy crisis with his corpse.
Yeah, a bit.
Bob, you couldn't even say everyone else was catching up to you if we gave you a 10 yard head start, because they would all pass you before you formulated the thought.
Speaking of his finger-on-the-pulse intellect, Bob sees a Jordan Peterson/Red Skull conversation as something somehow worth having a full year after the fact, as if it's either relevant or evergreen or shudder nostalgic. Sounds like he's going to unironically direct a "rent free" at one of his detractors soon.
The guy is Matthew Lillard, who played Shaggy in the live action Scooby-Doo (and got the voice acting gig once Casey Kasem signed on as disc jockey for the choir invisible). The girl is a goth chick who's still a goth chick in 2022.I don't know who these people are.
According to others, Bob stole his obnoxious "talk super fast in a clumsy, reference-laden, unending run on sentence" narration style from Yahtzee, so it's no surprise the Blob would take ideas as well.
The after smell of Mario suits and McDonald’s burger wrappers can do that to a person who at least attempts to look healthy.
I wouldn't put it past a number of his sycophants to up their monthly pledges though that number is weird.
Bob's number bounce around so much that sites have issues with a accurate count. Here's a screenshot of Bob's Patreon about two weeks or so ago:
