Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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A poltard shot up a super market in Buffalo New York. Bob allows no tragedy to go to waste.
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Can't wait for the riveting discourse from this. Interesting that it seems that he was able to get as far as he did because no one else had a gun. I could be wrong as the full video has yet to be discovered but I'm willing to bet on it. What was it that Sadiq Khan said? Terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city? Funny how that kind of begrudging acceptance only goes one way. Call me when Bob starts caring that as many, if not double, are killed in Chicago every goddamned weekend.

For the record, if this fucker isn't dead already, he needs two in the head.

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He is alive and was taken into custody. For being such a racist his very FIRST act was to shoot a white woman in the head.

Bob continues and pushes the blame also onto Glen Greenwald. The most outrageous claim in this is that Bob is left of center

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Why does this motherfucker have to make everything political? Not every single tragedy is driven by politics, you shallow fuckstick! And he wonders why people don't like him? Again, the bodies aren't even cold, and the motherfucker still goes out of his way to make them into martyrs toward a cause they possibly even believe in. His sociopathy is astounding as once again. He sees people as means to a end. Even if they are his 'friends'. He doesn't give a shit.

The Lindsay Ellis shit was probably the last time something trully interesting happenend to Robert, from now on is just gonna be capeshit basic bitch movie reviews and his edgelord political takes.
Oh, don't you worry. There's a arc on the horizon. And it involves his precious Ya-Hoo Man next year, and the Blue Flur the year after. Especially if Mario ends as either a success, or a failure. Both will be punches to the gut toward his ego, and his narrow minded views of how Mario should be set up.
 
This is cope.

The first movies were building up to The Avengers. There was a teaser in the mid credit roll of each of them.
Avengers introduced Thanos.
The movies then introduced the infinity stones.
Winter Soldier dismantled shield...only for shield to come back in Age of Ultron.
The movies then kind of spin their wheels, introducing new characters and giving them their own movies, waiting for Infinity War to come out.
Infinity War comes out and Thanos wins but we know he doesn't win because Disney has announced all the movies after this one including characters we saw turn into ash.
End Game finishes decade's worth of build up to a kind of bloated fart of an ending where you feel good because it's finally passed and done.

To retort Bob's point of they didn't know why Thanos wanted the magic rocks until the end, yeah and it shows. Thanos's great plan is to wipe out half of all life in existence because of muh conservationism. Screw willing in more resources or creating sustainability for everyone as he is an actual god now. Screw the original plot from the comics, which was hinted at at the end of Avengers, where Thanos wipes out half of all life to impress death herself because he's a simp. He erases half of all life because resources be scarce y'all, nevermind that that will be forever true and will get less and less as time goes by no matter how many times he does it and he can't do it anymore because he destroys the stones in between movies because the last movie needed a conflict.

I've only watched the last two Spiderman movies as i had no desire to waste my time with Shang-Chi, a movie most people have completely forgotten about, or Eternals, another movie most people have completely forgotten about. I have no idea what they are building up to. Let's look at the mid credit thing for each movie since End game, curtosey of Wikipedia:

Spider-Man: Far From Home
In a mid-credits scene, J. Jonah Jameson of TheDailyBugle.net broadcasts doctored footage of the London incident in which Beck frames Spider-Man for the drone attack and his death before exposing Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, much to Parker's shock. In a post-credits scene, Fury and Hill are revealed to be the Skrulls Talos and Soren in disguise, under orders from the real Fury while he is away commanding a Skrull spaceship

Black Widow
In a post-credits scene set after Romanoff's death,[c] Valentina Allegra de Fontaine blames her death on Barton and assigns him as Belova's next target.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
In a mid-credits scene, Wong introduces Shang-Chi and Katy to Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers while researching the rings' origin. They discover that the rings are acting as a beacon to something. In a post-credits scene, Xialing becomes the new leader of the Ten Rings, training women alongside men, despite having told Shang-Chi that she would disband the organization.

Eternals
In a mid-credits scene, Thena, Makkari, and Druig meet the Eternal Eros, Thanos's brother, and his assistant Pip the Troll who offer their help. In a post-credits scene, Dane opens a case containing the Ebony Blade and an unseen person[N 3] questions whether he is ready for it.

Spider-Man: No Way Home
I have to type this as as wiki integrates it into the story at large because it's so small. Tom Hardy's at a bar as a guy is explaining to him who and what Spiderman is while Venom is talking in Tom's head. Tom gets blinked back to his universe but leaves a drop of symbiote on the bar.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
In a mid-credits scene, Strange is approached by a sorceress who warns him that his actions have triggered an incursion that he must help fix. Strange follows her into the Dark Dimension.


Now class, tell me how all of these are connected? What is this phase's version of Avengers? Where the hell are they going? Bob keeps throwing out Secret War like he's some great sage reading the tea leaves. Well whoopty shit. I have no idea what that is, the movies are not explaining what that is or why I should care, and I'm not gonna spend the next ten years consooming mediocre films for me to pretend that I care.
 
Black Widow
In a post-credits scene set after Romanoff's death,[c] Valentina Allegra de Fontaine blames her death on Barton and assigns him as Belova's next target.
This post-credits scene was the only one from your list that served a clear purpose for Phase Four of the MCU as it was an advertisement for the Disney+ shows that teased Yelena Belova appearing in Hawkeye.
 
The thing about Robert is, he too much of a basic bitch to be that interesting really.
[...] he edgelords over twitter for cheap catharsis, like calling all republicans deranged killers:
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Problem here is that, given Moviebob's hatred toward Republicans (and other non-Democrat political factions as well), Bob is perpetually blind to the Democratic Party's overt racism/sexism/hate/misinformation/disinformation--and, to a much greater extent, Bob's own.

And when people press Robert about the "fight", Robert defaults to the "I just want them to not have a voice that matters" which is the basic bitch take whenever the Libs call for "censorship".
I seem to recall some other historical figures attempting similar tactics--one of which has a name that rhymes with "Schmadolf Schmitler".

...even his "Thinkers vs Believers" shit is just juvenile self-servicing masturbation...
That's a frightening image that's gonna linger.

...that serves more for Robert to delude himself into thinking he belongs to a caste of "special people" rather than having any real aplication [sic] in the world, it doesn't go beyond that because Robert doesn't want to think beyond some simple dichotomy of "good guys vs bad guys" so he can exercise his anger without any serious push back.
Some time ago, Moviebob said, "I don't believe; I think"... and I'm sure everyone who read that responded, "We agree with you, Bob; none of us believe you can think, either."

What really irrirates me about this "Thinkers™ vs. Believers™" bullshit is that Bob is simply too stupid to realize that theory is fragile on its surface with a completely weak substrate. Not only is Moviebob more of a "believer" than an actual "thinker", Bob doesn't seem to understand that thought and belief are not mutually exclusive. In addition, based on Moviebob's own standards, "believers destroy while thinkers build". I'm sorry, but someone who repeated calls people who (correctly) voted against Führer Hillary in 2016 with vile terms such as "MAGA trash", "Trumpsuckers", and "obsolete"...

MOVIEBOB IS NOT A FUCKING THINKER!
MOVIEBOB HAS NEVER BEEN A FUCKING THINKER!
MOVIEBOB WILL NEVER BE A FUCKING THINKER!




Like a good Democrat, Moviebob never lets a crisis go to waste.



I wonder what Moviebob's reaction would be if world's turtle and tortoise population dropped due to mass stompings. You think Moviebob would blame Mario?



Fortunately, nobody in Texas (that I know of) followed Moviebob's orders to cough on Governor Greg Abbott. Millions of Texans aren't stupid enough to follow Moviebob's commands.



The only people who could have seen that coming have (intestinal) tunnel vision.



If you are opposed to unchecked immigration and globalization, your hands are dripping in BLOOD.
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And it bears asking again: "Bob, what have you done to move civilization forward? Have you come up with any new medical breakthroughs? Have you found new scientific discoveries? Have you participated in any peace deals? Of course not, Bob. You haven't done any of the sort, so please sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!"



Talking to Ben Shapiro, Senate candidate Blake Masters points out that most illegals are cartel-controlled, hence the proponents of open borders are in effect condoning modern slavery.
Bobby dismisses Masters because he doesn't have Bobby's virile good looks.
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Better chinless, fish-faced wonders like Caleb Maupin than fetid shitpiles like Moviebob.



An Equal-Opportunity critic, Bobby has a few words for Kimberly Guilfoyle too!
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No matter how many artificial pieces she has, she still has a real vagina, unlike your Angels.
That meat on Guilfoyle's grill looks more authentic than that pallid chicken-oid blob Moviebob once marinated in Mountain Dew.
 
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This is cope.

The first movies were building up to The Avengers. There was a teaser in the mid credit roll of each of them.
Avengers introduced Thanos.
The movies then introduced the infinity stones.
Winter Soldier dismantled shield...only for shield to come back in Age of Ultron.
The movies then kind of spin their wheels, introducing new characters and giving them their own movies, waiting for Infinity War to come out.
Infinity War comes out and Thanos wins but we know he doesn't win because Disney has announced all the movies after this one including characters we saw turn into ash.
End Game finishes decade's worth of build up to a kind of bloated fart of an ending where you feel good because it's finally passed and done.

To retort Bob's point of they didn't know why Thanos wanted the magic rocks until the end, yeah and it shows. Thanos's great plan is to wipe out half of all life in existence because of muh conservationism. Screw willing in more resources or creating sustainability for everyone as he is an actual god now. Screw the original plot from the comics, which was hinted at at the end of Avengers, where Thanos wipes out half of all life to impress death herself because he's a simp. He erases half of all life because resources be scarce y'all, nevermind that that will be forever true and will get less and less as time goes by no matter how many times he does it and he can't do it anymore because he destroys the stones in between movies because the last movie needed a conflict.

I've only watched the last two Spiderman movies as i had no desire to waste my time with Shang-Chi, a movie most people have completely forgotten about, or Eternals, another movie most people have completely forgotten about. I have no idea what they are building up to. Let's look at the mid credit thing for each movie since End game, curtosey of Wikipedia:

Spider-Man: Far From Home
In a mid-credits scene, J. Jonah Jameson of TheDailyBugle.net broadcasts doctored footage of the London incident in which Beck frames Spider-Man for the drone attack and his death before exposing Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, much to Parker's shock. In a post-credits scene, Fury and Hill are revealed to be the Skrulls Talos and Soren in disguise, under orders from the real Fury while he is away commanding a Skrull spaceship

Black Widow
In a post-credits scene set after Romanoff's death,[c] Valentina Allegra de Fontaine blames her death on Barton and assigns him as Belova's next target.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
In a mid-credits scene, Wong introduces Shang-Chi and Katy to Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers while researching the rings' origin. They discover that the rings are acting as a beacon to something. In a post-credits scene, Xialing becomes the new leader of the Ten Rings, training women alongside men, despite having told Shang-Chi that she would disband the organization.

Eternals
In a mid-credits scene, Thena, Makkari, and Druig meet the Eternal Eros, Thanos's brother, and his assistant Pip the Troll who offer their help. In a post-credits scene, Dane opens a case containing the Ebony Blade and an unseen person[N 3] questions whether he is ready for it.

Spider-Man: No Way Home
I have to type this as as wiki integrates it into the story at large because it's so small. Tom Hardy's at a bar as a guy is explaining to him who and what Spiderman is while Venom is talking in Tom's head. Tom gets blinked back to his universe but leaves a drop of symbiote on the bar.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
In a mid-credits scene, Strange is approached by a sorceress who warns him that his actions have triggered an incursion that he must help fix. Strange follows her into the Dark Dimension.


Now class, tell me how all of these are connected? What is this phase's version of Avengers? Where the hell are they going? Bob keeps throwing out Secret War like he's some great sage reading the tea leaves. Well whoopty shit. I have no idea what that is, the movies are not explaining what that is or why I should care, and I'm not gonna spend the next ten years consooming mediocre films for me to pretend that I care.
Secret Wars is a mostly plotless excuse to get super heroes to fight each other. It was originally meant to be a way to promote some new action figures. Its only notable that it was the first massive crossover in comics, and it was rushed out to beat DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths, which is much better remembered.

Most of the stingers you listed have nothing to do with it, as it is about "the Beyonder" teleporting a bunch of heroes and villains to another planet and telling them to fight. Spider-man did get his black suit for the first time in it. So thats about it.

There was a 2015 Secret Wars, which actually did feature the Multiverse, but in the end it was mostly an excuse for books to tell some alternate world stories and integrate Black Spider-man into the main Marvel Universe. It was pretty dull. The stingers have nothing to do with it either, as the main villain there was Dr. Doom.
 
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This is cope.

The first movies were building up to The Avengers. There was a teaser in the mid credit roll of each of them.
Avengers introduced Thanos.
The movies then introduced the infinity stones.
Winter Soldier dismantled shield...only for shield to come back in Age of Ultron.
The movies then kind of spin their wheels, introducing new characters and giving them their own movies, waiting for Infinity War to come out.
Infinity War comes out and Thanos wins but we know he doesn't win because Disney has announced all the movies after this one including characters we saw turn into ash.
End Game finishes decade's worth of build up to a kind of bloated fart of an ending where you feel good because it's finally passed and done.

To retort Bob's point of they didn't know why Thanos wanted the magic rocks until the end, yeah and it shows. Thanos's great plan is to wipe out half of all life in existence because of muh conservationism. Screw willing in more resources or creating sustainability for everyone as he is an actual god now. Screw the original plot from the comics, which was hinted at at the end of Avengers, where Thanos wipes out half of all life to impress death herself because he's a simp. He erases half of all life because resources be scarce y'all, nevermind that that will be forever true and will get less and less as time goes by no matter how many times he does it and he can't do it anymore because he destroys the stones in between movies because the last movie needed a conflict.

I've only watched the last two Spiderman movies as i had no desire to waste my time with Shang-Chi, a movie most people have completely forgotten about, or Eternals, another movie most people have completely forgotten about. I have no idea what they are building up to. Let's look at the mid credit thing for each movie since End game, curtosey of Wikipedia:

Spider-Man: Far From Home
In a mid-credits scene, J. Jonah Jameson of TheDailyBugle.net broadcasts doctored footage of the London incident in which Beck frames Spider-Man for the drone attack and his death before exposing Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, much to Parker's shock. In a post-credits scene, Fury and Hill are revealed to be the Skrulls Talos and Soren in disguise, under orders from the real Fury while he is away commanding a Skrull spaceship

Black Widow
In a post-credits scene set after Romanoff's death,[c] Valentina Allegra de Fontaine blames her death on Barton and assigns him as Belova's next target.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
In a mid-credits scene, Wong introduces Shang-Chi and Katy to Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers while researching the rings' origin. They discover that the rings are acting as a beacon to something. In a post-credits scene, Xialing becomes the new leader of the Ten Rings, training women alongside men, despite having told Shang-Chi that she would disband the organization.

Eternals
In a mid-credits scene, Thena, Makkari, and Druig meet the Eternal Eros, Thanos's brother, and his assistant Pip the Troll who offer their help. In a post-credits scene, Dane opens a case containing the Ebony Blade and an unseen person[N 3] questions whether he is ready for it.

Spider-Man: No Way Home
I have to type this as as wiki integrates it into the story at large because it's so small. Tom Hardy's at a bar as a guy is explaining to him who and what Spiderman is while Venom is talking in Tom's head. Tom gets blinked back to his universe but leaves a drop of symbiote on the bar.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
In a mid-credits scene, Strange is approached by a sorceress who warns him that his actions have triggered an incursion that he must help fix. Strange follows her into the Dark Dimension.


Now class, tell me how all of these are connected? What is this phase's version of Avengers? Where the hell are they going? Bob keeps throwing out Secret War like he's some great sage reading the tea leaves. Well whoopty shit. I have no idea what that is, the movies are not explaining what that is or why I should care, and I'm not gonna spend the next ten years consooming mediocre films for me to pretend that I care.
Bit of an aside: They really screwed up the MCU with End Game. It is kind of amazing that people continue to introduce time travel into movies/shows when it always fucks up everything.

A better End Game plot would follow the surviving Avengers on Earth trying to prevent the total collapse of Earth. Stark finds his way back without Captin Mehvel's help because holy shit was she a useless addition. Stark and Cap kiss and make up because they are gay for each other and start reforming the Avengers because ya know 1/2 the population vanishing would be far more destabilizing than End Game made it seem.

Strange wakes up on a void version of Titan. Well looks like Thanos was wrong about what the stones would do but Strange already knew that because ya know saw all the blah blah blah. This makes Strange seem less retarded because he did not offer up half the universe to slaughter while hoping the rest of events happened as he saw them happen. Anyway the snapped have not been erased just removed. He makes his way back to Void Earth with the Guardians and Spider-Man where he finds the snapped Avengers doing much the same thing as their counterparts. Strange uses Wanda's connection to the mind stone(remember when that was a thing?) to send Tony in visions like the ones he had during the Battle of NY and in Age of Ultron. He tells Tony where Thanos is and that some of the damage can be undone if they go to him and get the gauntlet.

Strange informs Stark that Thanos no longer has full control over the stones due to the snap damaging the gauntlet and pulling part of him through to the same void universe(note I am intentionally not saying fucking multiverse because that is gay and dumb and also fucks everything up) the snapped occupy. They will have to deal with the void version of Thanos.

So both squads head to Thanos's pleasure planet where pew pew pew happens. Cap and Iron Man are severely wounded by Thanos. Black Widow is killed because holy shit she is just a person. Eventually Thor gets his headshot. The void fight is similar but no one dies because they are technically not alive. Spider-Man and Strange get the gauntlet off of Void Thanos and Wanda tears him apart. Now with part of the damaged gauntlet Strange can communicate clearly with Tony who is dying and agrees to sacrifice himself to use their part to reclaim some of the snapped but the gauntlet is too damaged to bring everyone back because stakes have to mean something.

As Strange and Stark snap simultaneously the snapped Avengers re-materialize. The gauntlets Strange and Stark are wearing decay allowing the two sets of stones to reunite. Strange immediately casts a spell to hide them.

Tony still dies. Cap's injuries will at best keep him sidelined for the foreseeable future which leaves open more movies(the character) with him and does not assfuck his entire character.

Strange does what Adam Warlock did in the comics and gives the stones to people for safekeeping and of course keeps the time stone.

This plot that a fucking Interweb autist just made up in like ten minutes is better and less MCU destroying than what we got from professional writers. Stakes remain intact. There is no well we can just go back in time and fix things! The movie would also be substantially shorter and less convoluted.
 
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This is cope.

The first movies were building up to The Avengers. There was a teaser in the mid credit roll of each of them.
Avengers introduced Thanos.
The movies then introduced the infinity stones.
Winter Soldier dismantled shield...only for shield to come back in Age of Ultron.
The movies then kind of spin their wheels, introducing new characters and giving them their own movies, waiting for Infinity War to come out.
Infinity War comes out and Thanos wins but we know he doesn't win because Disney has announced all the movies after this one including characters we saw turn into ash.
End Game finishes decade's worth of build up to a kind of bloated fart of an ending where you feel good because it's finally passed and done.

To retort Bob's point of they didn't know why Thanos wanted the magic rocks until the end, yeah and it shows. Thanos's great plan is to wipe out half of all life in existence because of muh conservationism. Screw willing in more resources or creating sustainability for everyone as he is an actual god now. Screw the original plot from the comics, which was hinted at at the end of Avengers, where Thanos wipes out half of all life to impress death herself because he's a simp. He erases half of all life because resources be scarce y'all, nevermind that that will be forever true and will get less and less as time goes by no matter how many times he does it and he can't do it anymore because he destroys the stones in between movies because the last movie needed a conflict.

I've only watched the last two Spiderman movies as i had no desire to waste my time with Shang-Chi, a movie most people have completely forgotten about, or Eternals, another movie most people have completely forgotten about. I have no idea what they are building up to. Let's look at the mid credit thing for each movie since End game, curtosey of Wikipedia:

Spider-Man: Far From Home
In a mid-credits scene, J. Jonah Jameson of TheDailyBugle.net broadcasts doctored footage of the London incident in which Beck frames Spider-Man for the drone attack and his death before exposing Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, much to Parker's shock. In a post-credits scene, Fury and Hill are revealed to be the Skrulls Talos and Soren in disguise, under orders from the real Fury while he is away commanding a Skrull spaceship

Black Widow
In a post-credits scene set after Romanoff's death,[c] Valentina Allegra de Fontaine blames her death on Barton and assigns him as Belova's next target.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
In a mid-credits scene, Wong introduces Shang-Chi and Katy to Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers while researching the rings' origin. They discover that the rings are acting as a beacon to something. In a post-credits scene, Xialing becomes the new leader of the Ten Rings, training women alongside men, despite having told Shang-Chi that she would disband the organization.

Eternals
In a mid-credits scene, Thena, Makkari, and Druig meet the Eternal Eros, Thanos's brother, and his assistant Pip the Troll who offer their help. In a post-credits scene, Dane opens a case containing the Ebony Blade and an unseen person[N 3] questions whether he is ready for it.

Spider-Man: No Way Home
I have to type this as as wiki integrates it into the story at large because it's so small. Tom Hardy's at a bar as a guy is explaining to him who and what Spiderman is while Venom is talking in Tom's head. Tom gets blinked back to his universe but leaves a drop of symbiote on the bar.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
In a mid-credits scene, Strange is approached by a sorceress who warns him that his actions have triggered an incursion that he must help fix. Strange follows her into the Dark Dimension.


Now class, tell me how all of these are connected? What is this phase's version of Avengers? Where the hell are they going? Bob keeps throwing out Secret War like he's some great sage reading the tea leaves. Well whoopty shit. I have no idea what that is, the movies are not explaining what that is or why I should care, and I'm not gonna spend the next ten years consooming mediocre films for me to pretend that I care.
The Incursions makes me think they're leading up to the 2015 Secret Wars, because that started in Hickman's Avengers run, with the incursions threatening to destroy the Marvel Universe, before escalating to the Multiverse being wiped out, aside from Battleworld, which was basically fragments of a bunch of different universes cobbled together by Dr. Doom as basically a god king.

There were things I love from that run up, but Secret Wars itself was mostly just a bunch of people beating each other up. There were some parts in Secret War I enjoyed, how Reed beats Doom, the resolution to Doom's arc that's basically been ongoing since Fantastic Four #5, but it mostly existed to do a soft reset of the Marvel universe, and folding in some of the Ultimates shit into the 616 (mostly Miles).

Also, Dr Doom basically channels his inner Sub Zero and removes Thanos' spine from his body at one point.
 
Secret Wars is a mostly plotless excuse to get super heroes to fight each other. It was originally meant to be a way to promote some new action figures. Its only notable that it was the first massive crossover in comics, and it was rushed out to beat DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths, which is much better remembered.

Most of the stingers you listed have nothing to do with it, as it is about "the Beyonder" teleporting a bunch of heroes and villains to another planet and telling them to fight. Spider-man did get his black suit for the first time in it. So thats about it.

There was a 2015 Secret Wars, which actually did feature the Multiverse, but in the end it was mostly an excuse for books to tell some alternate world stories and integrate Black Spider-man into the main Marvel Universe. It was pretty dull. The stingers have nothing to do with it either, as the main villain there was Dr. Doom.

Crisis on Infinite Earths was better remembered than Secret Wars (1984) because it had more long-lasting effects on continuity. Notably how it folded the the Silver/Bronze Age and Golden Age DC universes into the Quality, Fawcett, and Charlton universes into one. Similarly, major characters like Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) and Flash (Barry Allen) died and that stayed the status quo for twenty years until the Post-Crisis Kara appeared in 2004 and the multiverse returned as a consequence of Infinite Crisis. Secret Wars (2015) had potential to become Marvel's answer to CoIE to streamline its continuity, but they were complete chicken shits because the most it accomplished was fold Miles Morales into the 616 universe and restored Doom's face, and undid the latter. (Ninja'd by @A Very Big Fish )

Frankly, I think trying to adapt Secret Wars (2015) into the next big MCU epic is a monumentally stupid and expensive idea. Though given that Disney+ is starving for material, the game plan is most likely to flood the service with lower-budget shows written by former Rick and Morty staff. Dear god, I used to like Rick and Morty, but I find the tone insufferable and very much unlike what Marvel used to do with storylines like Days of Future Past or Age of Apocalypse. Maybe I'm just older and wiser now, but the MCU feels like a simulacrum of the universe from the comics and not even a decent one like the animated universe of the X-Men: The Animated Series or Spider-Man: TAS. One of the worst parts about the Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness was the arbitrary differences between the 838 and 199999 universes. Dumbasses don't even bother to do their research. 616 is the comics universe.
 
I'm a Gen-Xer and loved going to Pizza Hut as a kid. But I grew up and I can count on one hand how many times I've been to a chain pizza place in the last 20 years.

Hell I know which of my local mom and pop's pizza joints have the best pizza vs the best hoagies, vs the best salads, vs the best pasta dishes so I order accordingly to my desire at the time. Because I'm a fucking adult.

Jesus Christ Blobby really is a man child. I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it still astounds me how much of a stunted mental moron Bobert is.

The problem is, the reason they stopped catering to families was because they were losing money doing it and so, wanted to appeal to bugman millennials like Bob instead. (Incidentally, If you want to attract families, you're going to have to drastically change how you do things -like the way Pizza Ranch turned itself into an All You Can Eat Buffet that offered pizza to order and fried chicken and salad bars. But that's a horrible place in flyover country that caters to the Mayonnaiseghoulen. They'll even pray for you if you request them to do so. Bob wouldn't be caught dead in such a Godbotherin' place, despite the fact that it's a Cowboy-themed version of the restaurant he grew up with and loved.)
Honestly, it makes me sad as shit. Pizza Ranch pizza is the pits. And Pizza Hut's pizza has gone down hill. Because god I love their Meat Lovers pizza. Only pizza I'll have bacon on. Because they use fatty pieces of bacon. And that's just the shit

Before people get all mad at me, I am a flyover mayoghoulen. We don't get local places, because I live in the middle of nowhere. Which is funny because Bob fucking lives like we do out here. Never taking in any culture. And he lives amongst it. I've driven 4+ hours just to go try food, or go see a thing, or do a thing. And this fat fucking elite. This ubermensch. Is just doing stuff and obsessed with things that every one has. Many people are stuck with. And think he deserves better.
 
Frankly, I think trying to adapt Secret Wars (2015) into the next big MCU epic is a monumentally stupid and expensive idea. Though given that Disney+ is starving for material, the game plan is most likely to flood the service with lower-budget shows written by former Rick and Morty staff. Dear god, I used to like Rick and Morty, but I find the tone insufferable and very much unlike what Marvel used to do with storylines like Days of Future Past or Age of Apocalypse. Maybe I'm just older and wiser now, but the MCU feels like a simulacrum of the universe from the comics and not even a decent one like the animated universe of the X-Men: The Animated Series or Spider-Man: TAS. One of the worst parts about the Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness was the arbitrary differences between the 838 and 199999 universes. Dumbasses don't even bother to do their research. 616 is the comics universe.
The demand for 2015's Secret Wars is pretty simple. If you ever listen to the MCU fanbase, it's mostly because they want more cameos from old actors and their monkey brain kicks in where they think bigger explosions is the only way to escalate conflict. Despite trading comic Thanos's nihilism for MCU Thanos's environmentalism to appeal to a broader audience, the fans only see him as "guy that blew up half the universe" and so blowing up all the universes is the next step up. The majority either don't think far enough ahead to know what the endpoint of this logic is or they want Secret Wars to end with a soft reboot so they can build up to the big boom again. This being impossible since the crowd they courted will refuse to roll things back and I doubt people want loops of this.

Maybe it's a little :alog:but Bob's not that much of an oddity in that fanbase that frequently amazes me in how ignorant and illiterate they can be. It also sadly appears a lot of creators on it are in a similar boat if you read their interviews.
 
Secret War is actually another Marvel crossover event thing that's completely different. Secret War is most famous for Bendis being unable to complete it in a timely fashion so despite being only five issues long it took two years to come out. Nobody actually remembers the plot, but it was the thing that set off the entire range of crossovers from then on like Secret Invasion and Bob's other fetish Avengers vs. X-Men. It's some Nick Fury fights 9/11 by Doctor Doom type story, it has nothing to do with either of the Secret Wars from 1980s or the revival multiverse one.

Bob basically went to this Wikipedia page and has just been name dropping the titles as if he's privy to some Feige masterplan even though the only thing Feige actually has ever expressed interest in is Cosmic Marvel stuff which is why we have the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thanos, Captain Marvel and Eternals at the center of a multibillion dollar film franchise based on Marvel Comics.

Luke has seen it all before. Bobby blinds me with his intellectual brillance.
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I wasn't going to look at his garbage for a change but sigh...

American Communism absolutely had a Stalinist phase, that was literally the most consequential event in American Communism when it aped Stalinism completely and destroyed the entire movement to where we can laugh about the Communists in America because they had made themselves into such a joke. The Soviets got more use out of scumbags who just wanted money, drugs and hookers than they did out of true believers willing to bring about a communist revolution in America.

I swear Bob's entire Twitter persona is designed to expose how little he knows about any subject he chooses to talk about.
 
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Now class, tell me how all of these are connected? What is this phase's version of Avengers? Where the hell are they going? Bob keeps throwing out Secret War like he's some great sage reading the tea leaves. Well whoopty shit. I have no idea what that is, the movies are not explaining what that is or why I should care, and I'm not gonna spend the next ten years consooming mediocre films for me to pretend that I care.
Secret Wars was a retarded "HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE FIGHT" spectacle where this entity with the full power of a universe known as the Beyonder drags all these heroes and villains to a planet he made called Battle World where the winner gets "all that they want". He then becomes the main bad guy they all need to beat in Secret Wars 2. It's a far far FAR shittier version of Infinity Wars with Thanos.

It's also a worse version of Infinite Crisis, and the fact Brainless Bobby is flapping his arms and rocking back and forth after GOOGLING IT LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES is why he is a crayon eating retard.

If it's that Secret War arc I saw being bandied about? Even more pathetic since I pulled a Bob and googled it. It's an abortion of a line too, one so bad that Marvel killed it five issues in. At least Secret Wars and Secret Wars 2 actually finished off their respective shitshows.
 
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A fat woman was made Sport's Illustrated swimsuit cover model.
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She's not Tess Holiday bad. For being so fat her tits are unimpressive. Maybe she has a great personality? Turn out people are not impressed by her girth. One being a Doctor Jordan Peterson.
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Bob defends a fat chick that will not sleep with him by making a Big Butts reference.
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Peterson's words are cumbersome as usual but his point is clear if you even bother to try to comprehend it. This image is being forced upon us by corporate overlords for no other reason than to push an agenda. Nobody asked for this. She also doesn't have any curves, save for a giant ass. She's got a fridge body like Stormy Daniels.
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Granted she does have that Megan Fox vibe, plus 130 pounds. Can you blame Bob though? She is his type, vaguely feminine with a hole to stick his penis into.

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Or, and here me out, that this was carved in a time where being fat was a sign of wealth, prosperity, and standing because people didn't have the resources we do now instead of today where we are swimming in resources and you're just a fat piece of shit? There's also the fact that when real women get pregnant they get fat and this is a fertility doll and not something you masturbate to, but what do I know?
 
A fat woman was made Sport's Illustrated swimsuit cover model.
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She's not Tess Holiday bad. For being so fat her tits are unimpressive. Maybe she has a great personality? Turn out people are not impressed by her girth. One being a Doctor Jordan Peterson.
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Bob defends a fat chick that will not sleep with him by making a Big Butts reference.
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Peterson's words are cumbersome as usual but his point is clear if you even bother to try to comprehend it. This image is being forced upon us by corporate overlords for no other reason than to push an agenda. Nobody asked for this. She also doesn't have any curves, save for a giant ass. She's got a fridge body like Stormy Daniels.
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Granted she does have that Megan Fox vibe, plus 130 pounds. Can you blame Bob though? She is his type, vaguely feminine with a hole to stick his penis into.

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Or, and here me out, that this was carved in a time where being fat was a sign of wealth, prosperity, and standing because people didn't have the resources we do now instead of today where we are swimming in resources and you're just a fat piece of shit? There's also the fact that when real women get pregnant they get fat and this is a fertility doll and not something you masturbate to, but what do I know?

At least Bob is simping for a natal woman. Although it is fucking hilarious to see him pretending this rippling field of cellulite is the Feminine Ideal when he has the balls to piss on the appearance of any woman to the right of Mao, no matter how gorgeous.
 
A fat woman was made Sport's Illustrated swimsuit cover model.
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She's not Tess Holiday bad. For being so fat her tits are unimpressive. Maybe she has a great personality? Turn out people are not impressed by her girth. One being a Doctor Jordan Peterson.
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Bob defends a fat chick that will not sleep with him by making a Big Butts reference.
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Peterson's words are cumbersome as usual but his point is clear if you even bother to try to comprehend it. This image is being forced upon us by corporate overlords for no other reason than to push an agenda. Nobody asked for this. She also doesn't have any curves, save for a giant ass. She's got a fridge body like Stormy Daniels.
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Granted she does have that Megan Fox vibe, plus 130 pounds. Can you blame Bob though? She is his type, vaguely feminine with a hole to stick his penis into.

The replies.
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Or, and here me out, that this was carved in a time where being fat was a sign of wealth, prosperity, and standing because people didn't have the resources we do now instead of today where we are swimming in resources and you're just a fat piece of shit? There's also the fact that when real women get pregnant they get fat and this is a fertility doll and not something you masturbate to, but what do I know?
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Oh, get out of here with this "curvy" shit. I'd swipe left if I saw this girl on Tinder. I should never be saying that about the girl on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but it's 2022 and companies are finding new and inventive ways to get me to not purchase their products.
 
Putting a BBW onto a magazine that emphasizes fitness is like having a type 1 diabetic be your dessert chef, or a white man star in your Blaxploitation film.

Only a crayon eating retard who has to lie about knowing everything to avoid the mean thoughts would defend a horrible idea like that.
 
If no one's forcing Jordan Peterson to like curves, why are you attacking him for not liking "curves"?
There's also the fact that when real women get pregnant they get fat and this is a fertility doll and not something you masturbate to, but what do I know?
Perhaps he's just getting a bit of tunnel vision. After all, of watching a new life grow or watching a beer-and-wings gut grow, what kind of stomach bloat does Bobby have considerableany experience with?


a white man star in your Blaxploitation film.
Uh...

I'd watch this.
 
Oh, get out of here with this "curvy" shit. I'd swipe left if I saw this girl on Tinder. I should never be saying that about the girl on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but it's 2022 and companies are finding new and inventive ways to get me to not purchase their products.

I'll disagree here. She's not a bad looking woman, and let's be honest, she's closer to woman the average schmoe would have a chance with on Tinder than the goddesses of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues Past. The problem is that swimsuit is grossly unflattering to her body type. Not everybody can pull off sexy outfits, and the result of having this nonsense shoved in one's face is that we react with disgust. We know instinctively the con being pulled -- this model isn't right for this outfit, and we're expected to go along with the lie that she is.

To someone with Bob's thirst, these nuances are lost, and he's just happy to go along with the crowd and look enlightened. But still thirsty, Bob. Still thirsty.
 
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