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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Thinking Judaism isn't connected to Christianity is a pretty retarded take, I'm surprised it didn't come directly from Bob. The earliest Christians were pretty much all Jewish. The reason the apostles went to Synagogues to preach first was because they would understand the message much easier than randos like the Greco-Roman pagans. Yeah, the two basically were in a schism from the word go, but that definitely didn't mean they thought that they weren't Jewish.
Oh, it's even worse than that. Comparing Judaism and Christianity to Tolkien vs Twilight is so exceptional it just proves that dude's Muslim friend doesn't understand either one. Like, at all. The term "Christian" didn't even come from the Church itself; it was an externally-applied moniker that came from the city of Antioch (Syria). Both Jews and Christians believe in a Messiah. It's just that Jews rejected Jesus as being the Messiah and still wait for the Messiah to come. (FWIW the Muslims believe in a sort of messiah too).
A Very Big Fish said:
Also, I love Bob calls God weak because secular society has rejected Him. That's nearly a non-sequitur with how poor that reasoning is. And I've seen memes like the dumb Thor one, or a similar one where it was something like, "Your God was nailed to a cross, mine has a hammer, figure it out" or some turbo fedora shit like that. One in terms of secular impact. Christianity dominates the globe and has done so for centuries, and if Bob means God as just vaguely Abrahamic, that would include Muslims and increase the impact even more. Two, in older times, the conception of God & Jesus were a lot more hardcore than most people would treat it today. Look at stuff like The Dream of the Rood, which is a story told from the pov of the cross that Jesus was nailed to, and it basically has Jesus being treated as a conqueror choosing to fight death itself. The cross is treated as his loyal retainer. And this was a common view for the newly converted Anglo Saxons.
Or some early converts from Norse paganism basically stapled the two religions together, having Adam and Eve as the two survivors of Ragnarok and we're actually living in the world post-Norse myth.
Bob's addled pate can't grok that God doesn't force himself on people who reject him. Forcing people to not-reject Him doesn't make him a STRONGK God. But then of course, Bob can't completely grok the concept of Free Will, either.
In fact, several denominations (like us filthy Lutherans lol) actually believe that you cannot "by your own reason and strength" (Luther's words) come to Jesus. It is only by the Holy Spirit's working on a person that one is even able to believe. Now, while it's taught that you can't choose to choose Jesus, you can choose to reject. Now, I know there's baptists and others that think you CAN 'come to Jesus' of your own will, but the way we figure it, chances are the Holy Spirit was already working if a person came to Jesus. Bob believes in his own reason and strength, so it's not surprising that it appears the Holy Spirit fled him long ago.
what even is that restaurant that chippa is eating at? I can't tell if that's ham, or just really, REALLY rare roast beef. The "gravy"/sauce looks like the red sauce that goes on sweet and sour pork.
Oh, it's even worse than that. Comparing Judaism and Christianity to Tolkien vs Twilight is so exceptional it just proves that dude's Muslim friend doesn't understand either one. Like, at all. The term "Christian" didn't even come from the Church itself; it was an externally-applied moniker that came from the city of Antioch (Syria). Both Jews and Christians believe in a Messiah. It's just that Jews rejected Jesus as being the Messiah and still wait for the Messiah to come. (FWIW the Muslims believe in a sort of messiah too).
Bob's addled pate can't grok that God doesn't force himself on people who reject him. Forcing people to not-reject Him doesn't make him a STRONGK God. But then of course, Bob can't completely grok the concept of Free Will, either.
In fact, several denominations (like us filthy Lutherans lol) actually believe that you cannot "by your own reason and strength" (Luther's words) come to Jesus. It is only by the Holy Spirit's working on a person that one is even able to believe. Now, while it's taught that you can't choose to choose Jesus, you can choose to reject. Now, I know there's baptists and others that think you CAN 'come to Jesus' of your own will, but the way we figure it, chances are the Holy Spirit was already working if a person came to Jesus. Bob believes in his own reason and strength, so it's not surprising that it appears the Holy Spirit fled him long ago.
It's a Muslim named Emily and most Muslims I knew at University were not people interested in others religion. I don't know if that's a failing on them or their sect, but they're like how Protestants will argue that Catholics worship Mary as a Goddess despite it more or less veneration in the same vein as the Orthodox in that she is the bearer of God. I've heard them think crazy things because their Imam told them it was true.
My Grandfather used to argue with Jew's when he went to get his haircut in the 50's and 60's about how Christ was the messiah. It was mostly friendly because he fought with a few of those guys in Korea.
Bob doesn't understand the Christian idea of God is not just some Superhero or strong guy. The Trinity is a concept that generally is theologically hard to grasp. God in Christianity is a big concept of something larger than the universe, literally eternal and infinite. Jesus was him incarnating to his creation and he didn't incarnate as some God-King. He came down as a laborer who preached to anyone who would listen. Sometimes it was fishermen, tax collectors, whores, or even rich men. He then got betrayed by his own people with his closest friends hiding in fear and one of them hiding behind Jesus's mother. All of this was to basically take Isaac's pace, but going on is gonna be too long.
A lot of old European religions don't really say in the reign of what Roman Emperor or why Joseph had to go file a census form.
It falls back to that Bob doesn't know anything beyond Wikipedia and is a fat degenerate who embodies sloth and gluttony. I swear if he goes Neo-pagan, I will laugh my ass off.
Bobby offended the state of Kansas and has to delete his tweet. The original tweet (placeholder) is not archived; fortunately someone had the receipts. View attachment 3355015
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Thank you Brother Alpha. As the second-in-command in Kiwi Farm's PTA (Promotion of Transsexual Autotermination), I resolve to promote justice and drive more trannies to suicide.
Oh, please. Everything Moviebob has said on its Twitter timeline is his REAL position: The fact Bob supports eugenics; the fact Bob supports IQ test requirements for voting; the fact Bob doesn't value human life; the fact Bob is an outspoken racist who takes delight in racism against whites; the fact Bob is a real-life villain who considers itself a hero...
I don't agree with that first meme. Everyone knew the first step in making America great again wasn't to duct-tape Führer Hillary's mouth shut; it was to have Führer Hillary's mouth surgically fused shut.
There is no other way to uncorrupt the Congress except through the combined magic of Estrogen and Melanin. (Either that or Communism, an option which Bobby rejects). View attachment 3355129
What Moviebob's actually saying: "Your tangible solution won't work because it doesn't comport with my worldview; instead, please diffuse all your time and energy on an unachievable goal that will never benefit me within my lifetime."
If true, that makes Moviebob an evangelical Christian Republican, 'cause Moviebob sure as fuck doesn't believe Republicans are worth considering as people.
Brother Alpha agrees with Bobby that the woke are simply better consoomers. Meanwhile Bobby predicts the downfall of Tesla "over the next couple years".
"Go woke, go broke" is not a thing; Bobby is so upset with not-a-thing that he made another thread on not-a-thing (c.f. Cancel Culture). View attachment 3355170
Stop being a gullible sheeple and consoom like you are obliged to!
Again, if America's blue regions and red regions were to place embargoes against each other, there is one predictable outcome: The red regions can easily survive without the blue; the blue is dead without the red.
I hate to defend the Diabeeto himself, but recent posts here have gone way deeper into the 'never a gamer' stance than he merits.
Taking the book to be as honest as possible, Bob was very much a fan of games as a kid and liked to waste his time playing them, probably not being that good at all of them but at least able to beat stuff [even if he probably used passwords/cheats to get past annoying stuff, which you don't need to be a TAS runner to use].
The thing is that he outgrew them gradually.
He says he played Xbox/PlayStation stuff casually if a coworker brought it up, for a while. No reason to lie about it, he just didn't see it as holistic or insane yet. He also went back to Mario around the DS/Wii era because he was blatantly excited for Super Mario Galaxy.
But his views changed over time due to being a drunk diabetic fuck who stopped sleeping at night to spend his time tweeting and growing increasingly radicalized into a tyrannical leftist shithead.
He probably forgot most of his knowledge of childhood as he drank his brain cells away.
While he did have a Wii, he admitted to only having three games on it, one of which was the re release of Super Mario All Stars. For all his praise for the system in his Game Overthinker videos, he never played the games because he'd lost interest in gaming beyond his own nostalgia.
And while he says he played games at friends places, do we really believe that considering how often he over states facts? I can see it being more likely he hung out with Chris' friends who played games and he just watched them. He just has so little knowledge about games post 95 that I have doubts he ever came back to it. He just liked talking about them on forums so he could lecture people on why he was so much smarter than them.
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Yes you read it right: Bobby might be touring a castle, but his heart is still on Twitter with the white nationalists.
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Thank you Brother Alpha. As the second-in-command in Kiwi Farm's PTA (Promotion of Transsexual Autotermination), I resolve to promote justice and drive more trannies to suicide.
Bob can try to walk it back all he likes, but for those of us paying attention that have half a brain (so basically, anyone who isn't his sycophant, which takes a special kind of retarded), we know all too clearly that he sees no difference between the Mayo Ghouls he demonizes and those that live close by. In his betus-addled brain, he believes that if they were truly evolved, then they would have left their red state hellholes years ago and moved to an urban blue utopia like Bahstahn. He views any pain that comes their way as acceptable losses. He'd happily nuke them all and give them no warning, lest he risk the possibility of a Trump voter escaping the carnage.
The scary part is how many people actually agree with him. Some of them also try to say "maybe you're going a little hard there," but you can see how many go along with the general sentiment, that anyone that isn't to the right of Stalin that's still in a red state is asking to be swept up in the purges. It's been said in this thread that Bob portrays the average leftist with their mask off, and I think there's definitely some truth to that. "By any means necessary" is a common refrain for a reason.
Real rich of Bob to call others sociopaths. I wouldn't post a tweet about not donating to the poor Ukrainians (when the government is already dropping tens of billions of dollars on their investments the refugees), but that doesn't make one a sociopath. Wanting to gas those who disagree with you, however, certainly does.
I honestly don't care what your religion is, or if you're agnostic or atheist or whatever. Your beliefs or lack thereof do not affect me as a person. But holy shit could you try being a little less cringe? Like, good Lord, why would anyone unironically post that Thor pic and think it's an epic own when it's one of the flimsiest strawmen I can think of?
Furthermore, there's definitely a good argument to be made that a lot of the ills of modern society come from a detachment from the moral framework that it was built upon. The rejection of Christian morality and being part of a community in favor of hedonistic pleasure and self-centered behavior is creating entire generations of people unattached to anyone else, unable to find meaning in anything, dulling the pain through mindless consumption. And in the worst cases, it's leading to senseless acts of violence.
But yeah, go ahead and make fun of those dirty Believers and their Sky Daddy, Bobbo. I'm sure they'll really care about the opinions of a 40-year-old "film critic" literally living in his mother's basement, not to mention that they're reproducing while you wait for your promised big tiddy Asian waifu.
As already described earlier in the thread, the whole "blue states are literally funding red states" talking point is a misrepresentation of the data, where older people are generally leaving blue states with high taxes and higher costs of living to retire in those evil red states so their money goes farther, skewing the data of which states contribute and take the most in federal funding. But again, I'm not surprised Bob's retweeting this misconception anytime it comes up because it fits with his "blue = good, red = bad" simpleminded worldview.
Y'know what else is older than all of those? Lobotomies.
Just because a procedure is old, doesn't mean it's medically sound. It doesn't matter how many times you cut off someone's dick and invert the wound to create a gross mockery of a vagina, you still haven't made a woman, you've just mutilated a man.
Two, in older times, the conception of God & Jesus were a lot more hardcore than most people would treat it today. Look at stuff like The Dream of the Rood, which is a story told from the pov of the cross that Jesus was nailed to, and it basically has Jesus being treated as a conqueror choosing to fight death itself.
Gospel of Nicodemus (circa 4-5th century)
Then came there again a voice, saying: Lift up the gates. And when Hades heard the voice the second time, he answered as if he knew it not, and said: Who is this King of glory? The angels of the Lord said: The Lord strong and mighty, the Lord mighty in battle. And straightway at the word the gates of brass were broken in pieces and the bars of iron were ground to powder, and all the dead that were bound were loosed from their chains, and we with them, and the King of glory entered in, in fashion as a man, and all the dark places of Hell were enlightened.
Hades cried out straightway: We are overcome, woe unto us. But who art thou that hast so great authority and power? and what manner of man art thou that art come hither without sin? thou that appearest small and canst do great things, that art humble and exalted, a bondsman and a master, a soldier and a commander, that exercisest authority over the dead and the living? thou wast nailed to the cross, and laid in the sepulchre, and now art thou become free and hast destroyed our whole power.
Art thou then that Jesus of whom the chief ruler Satan said unto us, that by thy cross and death thou shouldest inherit the whole world?
Then the King of glory took hold upon the head of the chief ruler Satan, and delivered him unto the angels and said: Bind down with irons his hands and his feet and his neck and his mouth. And then he delivered him unto Hades, saying: Take him and keep him safely until my second coming.
I think I finally figured out how I want to ask these people, "Where the nazis wrong because,
A) genocide is wrong
B) their targets were Jews
C) they were wrong about Jews
?"
Because most of the time Bob and his ilk argue like their answers are B & C. Like if the nazis had been right and Jews were really doing all that evil stuff, then the holocaust would have been justified.
Which is why I don't think they've thought this all through very well.
I wonder if Bobby thinks the differences between Christians and Muslims doesn't matter...
How weird! He seems to have no problem understanding nuanced distinctions when it comes to Islam...
this unfortunate state of affairs is NOT an "Evangelical Christian" or even "Republican" problem. It's a Narcissist/Cluster A/Cluster B Clusterfuck problem. All religions have their share of Narcissists, including fedora-tipping atheism. Some should strike out "evangelical Christian Republicans" and replace it with "Narcissists" and send that back to Bob and Ana Mardoll with "fixed it for you". Because i will guarangoddamntee you there are crunchy "Hippie" narcissists who behave the exact same fucking way, treating their kids like fucking pets and saddling them with signs at a protest every few months on top of that, but Bob in his exceptionalism thinks this is a secret republicanism hidden in the granola, when it's just plain fucking personality disorder city.
Bob's so stupid he sees narcissists acting like narcissists and quite obviously lacking empathy, and the first thing he thinks about is, that they lack empathy because they're "Republicans/Evangelical Christian/Right-Wing" when the reason they lack empathy, is they're fucking narcissists. (or even Histrionic or even a cluster-A such as outright Psychopath). Holy fuck, Bob. Someone's got to tell him it's not all Christians/Republicans, it's ALL NARCISSISTS.
I think I finally figured out how I want to ask these people, "Where the nazis wrong because,
A) genocide is wrong
B) their targets were Jews
C) they were wrong about Jews
?"
Because most of the time Bob and his ilk argue like their answers are B & C. Like if the nazis had been right and Jews were really doing all that evil stuff, then the holocaust would have been justified.
Which is why I don't think they've thought this all through very well.
When it comes to multiple choice questions, Bob always chooses the answer that makes him look the dumbest. And no, we're still using radicalized for Muslims.
Bobby offended the state of Kansas and has to delete his tweet. The original tweet (placeholder) is not archived; fortunately someone had the receipts.
The two tweets are that Kanas tweet and I get a stiffy every time a MAGAchud suffers.
and on that same note
Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, is the guy who consooms so hard that he lamented that he didn't buy the plushie of the thing with two butts from Shang-Chi and had to take a trip back to Target
Alright, I don't have enough time or willingness to be productive so I'm going to finally give THE GREAT MOVIEBOB CHESS GAME post! For the purpose of this, I have opened the game overthinker final episode in a private window and muted it. Bob has gotten 1 more view off this effort to bring the video total to, at time of writing, 63,423.
This is technically our first shot of the board. Keep this in mind for later.
Here is were the Q figure (I refuse to call it Bob's "god") sits down and is the next shot of the board. As you can see, several pieces have already been moved even though they are beginning the game.
This is the shot of Bob's side of the board. He's at least not moved any pieces but do you see it?
Notice above how the gameboard sits on a white, lacey doily? Do you see that under Bob's gameboard? YEP! Looks like Bob stole a product shot of mario chess from Nintendo's website or something. NOW do the other thing and compare where the pieces are set up for Bob AND where they are in the promotional material.
YEP! Bob COMPLETELY got wrong the figure placement. Both princesses are bishops, but only Daisy is right, Peach is in a rook spot. Toads are rooks and NEITHER of them are in the right place (one on a knight square, one on a bishop square). Yoshi are knights and only 1 of those (Luigi's) is in the right position.
Bob has now made the first move and had Luigi, a queen, jump her pawn.
The Q figure has now made their move by having a rook jump to the other side of the board in a funky diagonal. I've played Knightmare chess for fun and there's not a card in that set that would allow such a move.
ALSO! Some other things to note. A Yoshi's head is just barely visible on the bottom left there - even though Bob has yet to move any of his Yoshi. So continuity is also something he sucks at. And yes in case you are wondering... while the Q's board is at least set up CONSISTENTLY, it is still WRONG. Per the promo material, Goombas would be rooks, and they are now in the position of bishops. Birdoes are knights but now on the rook squares. The wizard koopa are supposed to be bishops but now sit on knight squares.
FINALLY note also that what is supposed to be the green Koopa shells are blue, because they are being distorted by the green screen effect Bob is using for his Q character. Why the man didn't think to just switch sides on the board... is a complete mystery.
Back to Bob now and we see that he apparently activated Q's trap card because queen-Luigi is back to where he started and the pawn-coin in front of him is moved instead.
Bob now makes a move:
This not only answers our question of where the mysterious Yoshi in the reverse shot came from, but also shows that the knight... just jumped over the pawn in front of it. Just like Luigi did... (it's almost like Bob has checkers on the brain).
Q gets his turn...
And has his king-Bowser, jump over his own pawn and go sailing off down the board, deciding this entire rules thing is for chumps as he apparently lands on an intersection of 4 squares rather than an actual, proper space. I wonder if Bobby could see in his green screen suit.
Also I'm thrilled you all can definitely see how the greenscreen effects were messing with the koopa shells in this shot.
More talking and now Q decides he is going to take an extra turn. We don't see the board in this shot, but we do see this:
That's Q's hand moving the Bowser figure AGAIN. In fact, it would seem Bobby repeated the shot of the previous move, just zoomed in on it to make it seem like we wouldn't notice. (I'd actually bet he repeats shots several times during this entire conversational sequence. You'll notice a certain, "bang table - gesture with both hands - point with right hand" sequence over and over during this, especially if you have it muted.)
After a badly greenscreened helicopter, Bob gets his move finally...
AND HE MOVES A PAWN ONE SPACE! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED, PEOPLE! BOB HAS PERFORMED A CORRECT CHESS MANEUVER!
Side note: at once point Bob takes a sip of his martini (it's next to the board) and sets it down. From the way it's shot, it's pretty clear he "mimed" the action. So then the drink level in the martini glass doesn't go down any. Which means he has SOME awareness of how continuity should work.
Side note 2: To the right of the frame, you can see just behind Bob...
The mario chess set box! He couldn't even be bothered to place it at his feet, under the table, to use as a reference when setting this whole thing up!
(7:26 mark is the activision & gamergate was against Clinton bit)
made me laugh:
Why? Because you can tell Bob is looking directly into the camera, as if he was still talking to the Q figure on the other side of it. But if you compare the angle against the wall of cans, you can tell that the camera is actually shifted to the left of the table now. Meaning Bob is going on a passionate rant... to the right arm of the person he's talking to.
Anyway, looks like the game is done now.
If I had to watch Bob fondle Daisy for this effort, YOU DO TOO!
What's the last thing a mayo ghoul sees?
You know it's a shame nobody has riffed on the last 10 minutes or so of this episode. Look what it's closing shot is:
well he tries really hard to convince himself TrANs WoMEn ArE wOmeN so that he can tell himself that he's a straight cis white male as he thirsts after some really, really tall "women" whose bushes are actually trees.
BTW yall noticed Bob seems to have stopped using the "azn woman air-jerking off" gif to reply to people once that one dude said "It's nice you've shown me your sex robot" or something like that?
Senator Ted Cruz isn't a fan of Green New Deal (Dallas News article)
What is "it"?
Bobby discusses Britbong politics.
Bobby talks about his stock portfolio.
No. Normal people are not your personal army, or your indentured slaves.
As a conservative, I don't fucking mind if you exercise your individual freedom to transition in your own bedroom. But when you demand people to ma'am you, that you be given jobs simply for being "trans", that the extremely limited medical resources to be used on the fulfillment of your sissification fetish, and that you'd be given unlimited access to children away from parental oversight, then hey, it is no longer a matter of "individual freedom" is it?
One thing that transsexual activists love to harp on is how genital examination in a medical setting is the most traumatic thing a child can experience.
Even if that were true, the fault lies squarely on the "trans girl" and his enablers, it is them who made the supposedly traumatic genital examination necessary in the first place.
Luke continues to be mired in make-belief and he has no intention to leave it.
I hope it didn't escape Luke's notice that "strange" is synonymous with "queer".
Now that we massacre queers daily in real life, can we at least let them live in fiction?
Fake Tits discovered Lichtenberg wood burning, a fad that has led to at least 20 deaths between 2016-2020. Which means, of course, it is the perfect pretext for her to mention her family-friendly body!
Internet drama around someone who calls himself Mencius Moldbug.
Ever wonder why male superheroes have dead wives rather than divorced wife?
The reason is that women cannot be made to look bad in these kind of consoomer media. A dead wife can be endlessly idolized; a divorced wife cannot without raising the question "if she were so perfect why did he leave her?"
Hammer Time is over for Chris Hemsworth.
I sure will not bet on MCU making Natalie Portman's Whor "goofy". Women, after all, are to be idolized.
Morbius:
Cartoon:
Womanchild talks about My Little Pony. No, I don't know what "line" she refers to,
Filthy, superannuated cumdumpster pretends to know politics; even Bobby calls her out.
Consoom Azn women wrestlers.
The two "Marvel things" are Black Widow and that Chinky capeshit; the sorta Marvel thing was Spiderman: No Way Home. Also nominated was that dumb portal fight in Free Guy,
BTW this is the winning shot if you want to consoom like Bobby does.
Which boys don't relish a little fisticuffs while waiting their moms' call for dinner?
This is a common misconception. MovieBob wants to groom your kids so his tranny friends (one of whom is a known pedophile and serial rapist) can molest them. He thinks somehow this will get him pussy. Don't ask me how.
should strike out "evangelical Christian Republicans" and replace it with "Narcissists" and send that back to Bob and Ana Mardoll with "fixed it for you". Because i will guarangoddamntee you there are crunchy "Hippie" narcissists who behave the exact same fucking way, treating their kids like fucking pets and saddling them with signs at a protest every few months on top of that, but Bob in his exceptionalism thinks this is a secret republicanism hidden in the granola, when it's just plain fucking personality disorder city.
