Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I remember in college for a course I read a book called Trouble on Triton that the way the professor described it made it sound to me like the people would rent out/switch bodies for various purposes. That didn't happen and all I remember of the book was the main character wanted to have an affair with his assistant and towards the end he troons out.
Sounds about right. Did the prof bait and switch or did he just not read the book and went off the blurb on the back?

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That's what Bob thirsts over, huh? To quote an old flash game poking fun at wokeness before that was even a word: "I respect the intensity of her eyebrows."
 
If anyone didn't see the Supreme Court shot down New York's bullshit gun law and has essentially erased gun regulations for the entire US. I've been refreshing Bob's feed but all he's done is bitch about Lightyear, Coffin, and being sad that local obsolete businesses being bought out by Amazon. There's enough salt floating around on twitter to tide anyone over in the meantime.
 
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Tracey was asking about moral panic caused by violent movies such as Taxi Driver, and these morons all sputter about D&D and Satanic panic. To be sure though, moral panics caused by violent or gory films existed back then, but it was more a Britbong thing.
and that was all about the total absence of regulation for pre-recorded videos, nothing to do with cinematic releases - until 1984, videos weren't required to be certified by the film board, so you could legally release literally anything on video, including stuff that had no chance of getting film board certification in a million years, e.g. Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS, The Driller Killer, Cannibal Holocaust...
 
Oh Bob, you precious treasure you
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You dumbass. You and your fuckwad sycophants would be 100% fine with legislation from the bench if they went your way. You retards demand it. You want to stack the odds in your favor so they can enshrine shit that's not even law or has gone through the legislative process.
Forget it, man. It's Moviebob.
Pretty much. If there's one thing we can say about him, he's very consistent on this one point: if he strongly feels that something doesn't benefit him or his side, then it shouldn't be allowed to exist. There's no hope of swaying him from that adolescent world view.
 
The triple brackets consider that "decolonizing Russia" (whatever that means) is a moral imperative.
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Given that. like Moviebob, Fuckwit in Chief Biden is too stupid to take on Vladimir Putin, don't see either of them being able to dismantle Russia unassisted. Hell, I think both Bob and Biden are too fucking stupid to solve a one-piece jigsaw puzzle.



And if you say all the triple bracket speech is conspiracy theory:
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Hey, Bob, self-employed business owners don't use a Patreon account to openly state it's necessary to "live sustainably". Being a Thinker™, you should already know that.



Moviebob has got to be jealous. Eric Adams had to have spent a lot of money to cut in line and deny Bob's brithright to destroy unlicensed vehicles with a bulldozer!



Even after their births, Moviebob doesn't care about children.



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Tracey was asking about moral panic caused by violent movies such as Taxi Driver, and these morons all sputter about D&D and Satanic panic. To be sure though, moral panics caused by violent or gory films existed back then, but it was more a Britbong thing.
Michael's more of an actual journalist than you are a Thinker™, Bob.



Bobby educates Peter Coffin on the urgent problems faced by "women":
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Does anyone thing Moviebob would ever care about anyone whose house if one fire in real life?



Nymphomachy's male rage erupts at a woman who refuses to obey white men's orders (the supposedly murderous article Bazelon wrote for the NYT).
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In short, Words Are Violence™!



Same thing could be said about Democrats. Unlike Conservatives, howered, the Democratic Party's past evils are very well documented.



He thinks Christian Theology is a Mary-Sue fanfic.
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That cult's called "Vote Blue No Matter Who", bitch.



Bobby's turn to try on his Fedora.
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But how many of us actually got more insufferable at the age of 41? Seriously, reading young Marx's attitude towards Christianity gives you some insight as to the proselytizing zeal he had with his new-found religion of Communism -- like Jesus Christ he was trying to save the workers in the world, promising the workers inner and outer exaltation once they reunite with their work -- and perhaps even why Marx, when his economic logic failed him, papered his theory with Millennialist ideas.
So? Moviebob is still perpetually insufferable at 40+.



Oh Bob, you precious treasure you
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You dumbass. You and your fuckwad sycophants would be 100% fine with legislation from the bench if they went your way. You retards demand it. You want to stack the odds in your favor so they can enshrine shit that's not even law or has gone through the legislative process.
You gotta remember: Moviebob doesn't give any regard to the SCOTUS Justices' safety, despite the SCOTUS never having anything to directly jeopardize Moviebob's own safety. Have you ever seen an armed SCOTUS justice approach Bob's "apartment" with intent to injure or kill? (Dumb question, I know...)
 
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Bob getting what he wants would be great. Imagine how funny it would be if there were this brain in a jar, sitting on a table in his mom's basement, wired up to the Internet, daily ragetweeting about how the only reason you don't like Gashbusters is you hate women.

I've said it before, but I somehow find Bob's over the top fear of death, and his desire to extend his worthless life at any cost to be one of the more repulsive things about him, which is saying a lot, because he's repulsive in so many ways.
 
Oh Bob, you precious treasure you
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You dumbass. You and your fuckwad sycophants would be 100% fine with legislation from the bench if they went your way. You retards demand it. You want to stack the odds in your favor so they can enshrine shit that's not even law or has gone through the legislative process.
"Followers of superstitionist cultism to impose antiscientific dogma." is pretty rich coming from a guy who loves trannies and thinks we would be growing wheat on the moon by now if we just culled all the mayoghouls.
 
Uneducated, narcissistic white humanoid explains why podcast reviews aren't in its superiyaa fyuuchaa, paired with an admission of self-hatred:
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Nobody with reading comp levels above Cat in the Hat thinks Moviebob is worth listening to, let alone spend time with.
So close to being self-aware, but yet so far.

That being said, what on God's green flat Earth would Bob have to offer on other people's podcasts? He tried to critique YMS a while ago, when Adum has surpassed Bob about 10 times over. Even after EFAP bullied the shit out of him, Bob's best retort was just, "Brevity is the soul of wit". Yes Bob, their show is way too goddamn long, thank you for your stellar observation. Or whatever equally worthless critique.

Bob's takes on films suck, his production is awful, and he is incredibly dumb, why would any creator listen to him. Presumably Chippa does, and his podcast is desolate.

That being said, I want to see Bob take the Moviebob versus Nazi quote quiz and see what score he'd get.
 
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Hey, remember that time when Robert and his brother got to beef one streamer guy on twitter because he made fun of Robert's book, and then later the streaming channel that guy worked on said they would let him go over the fight because Robert had them on his mentions?

And then both Robert and his brother got nervous and started talking about they never intended for the guy to lose his job because they were afraid of the backlash against the "cancelation" from said guy?

And remember when it turned out it was all a troll, the streaming channel was owned by the very same dude that they were beefing, and he just wanted to make the Chipman bros sweat? That made them look pretty silly huh? Falling for a praking troll, one could say they looked stupid.

Remember? cause I 'member.
 
...I want to see Bob take the Moviebob versus Nazi quote quiz and see what score he'd get.
My prediction is somewhere between 25-33, mainly because Bob would select "Nazi" on every single question. We all know that Moviebob would vehemently deny saying things Bob has actually said in the past (and almost assuredly asheres to those same sentiments, regardless how long ago Bob wrote them).



There are no good stupid people, ergo, a good Moviebob is literally impossible to find.

Oh, and before I forget: Openly misogynistic Moviebob is openly misogynistic.
 
Bobby gives another lecture about the ontological unreality of "wokeism":
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You know what doesn't have a coherent definition according to the woke? the word women.

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"Etymologically speaking". Don't "words change meanings all the time"? And I'd much rather be one of the twelve Nazis than one of the twelve jews.

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The left keep shouting for SCOTUS expansion, but why haven't they done anything now that they are in power?
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Whether a SCOTUS judge believe the Earth is flat or not might or might not affect her ability to perform her legal duty; a judge who doesn't even know what "woman" means simply cannot be trusted to do her job.

Alexandro Caraballo suggests we flush the whole SCOTUS once a president leaves his seat.
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The right shows the left what a meme is like.
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Joe Manchin does not like Biden proposal for gas tax holiday, because he envisages it to be politically inexpedient to stop (ABC news article and video).
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(Archive of CNBC article)

Peter Coffin criticizes queer ideology for encouraging consumerism as a false consciousness. Such anti-consumer take is very uncharacteristic for Coffin.
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No true-and-honest New Yorker would complain about the rents in NY; only Believer yokels who live in Sisterbang County do.
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Jimmy Dore and Colombia:
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This is definitely going to be the end of Rowling.
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The Hollywood Reporter article (archive) also lists the past victims of these pranksters. They include such stupid (i.e. bad) people as Kamala Harris and Bernie Sander. Elton John fell for them too but then, like all gays, this one will fall for anything that has a cock.


Tim Allen still works for Disney, ergo Cancel Culture never existed.
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Dykeyear. The Serfs must have some kind of fetish to collect so many screenshots.
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Because a donkey cannot be persuaded to fuck a dragon by watching a cartoon, quite possibly because dragons don't even exist. Children, on the other hand, can be made susceptible to homosexual grooming. You see people like Bobby suddenly get very defensive about fictional characters as long as they can use said characters to groom children.

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Whor.
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"You're a strong independent woman who doesn't care what other people think", that's why you dress like a slut.
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I thought Harley Quinn is rating poison?

The regular person uses 100% of his brain 100% of the time; the 10% (or 20% or whatever) myth only exists in TV shows, trashy books, and movies.
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RJM accepts that the oldTeen Titans has moved on and is not coming back.
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No tits, no ass, looks like a tranny. Swiped left.

An undereducated and underexperienced white guy who grumbles about media ripping apart overeducated and underexperienced white guys who grumble about media? Take my money already!
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Oh Bob, you precious treasure you
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You dumbass. You and your fuckwad sycophants would be 100% fine with legislation from the bench if they went your way. You retards demand it. You want to stack the odds in your favor so they can enshrine shit that's not even law or has gone through the legislative process.
Bob, you keep saying you're the majority yet you Thinkers haven't even tried to change the Constitution by abolishing the Supreme Court. Nor have you tried to pack it, you didn't even nominate a candidate who would say they wanted to do this, you nominated the guy who said he didn't want to.

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"Etymologically speaking". Don't "words change meanings all the time"? And I'd much rather be one of the twelve Nazis than one of the twelve jews.
Why does Bob spend so much time on movies and MCU lore when they're just fake made-up things?

Why does Liz Cheney not "Boe out, switch parties and run on the other side?" Because she a) wants to win a House seat in Wyoming and 2) agrees with the Republicans on almost everything else? Does Bob think Liz Cheney could win a Democratic primary in which only Thinkers vote? Bob thinks the "smart" thing for Liz Cheney to do is just change all her positions on every single topic except disliking Trump and then simply, I don't know, become a Twitter Blue Check who lives in her parents basement?

Peter Coffin criticizes queer ideology for encouraging consumerism as a false consciousness. Such anti-consumer take is very uncharacteristic for Coffin.
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lol at Bob recognizing the logic that underpins opposition to restrictions on speech and press and so much else he demands intolerance for

"You're a strong independent woman who doesn't care what other people think", that's why you dress like a slut.
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I thought Harley Quinn is rating poison?
What could possibly be in this cartoon that's not acceptable on "normal cable" at 10pm? Has Bob seen "normal cable" in the last fifteen years or so? (Has Bob seen broadcast outside of The Simpsons and Family Guy? Actually, has he seen Family Guy?)
 
What could possibly be in this cartoon that's not acceptable on "normal cable" at 10pm? Has Bob seen "normal cable" in the last fifteen years or so? (Has Bob seen broadcast outside of The Simpsons and Family Guy? Actually, has he seen Family Guy?)
I can sum up the Harley Quinn cartoon rather easy "Harley kicks ass and might have a thing for Poison Ivy", thats about it. Really, S1 was only "best" part of this show with S2-3 showing they REALLY didnt have any further plans what to do with this premise, heck only reason this show even got any attention was because the Deadpool cartoon got canned cause of the creators own ego, he went on record saying how he wanted to "Topple over Rick&Morty"
 
Bobby gives another lecture about the ontological unreality of "wokeism":
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You know what doesn't have a coherent definition according to the woke? the word women.
You know what else isn't coherent? Moviebob's definition of the word eugenics.

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"Etymologically speaking". Don't "words change meanings all the time"? And I'd much rather be one of the twelve Nazis than one of the twelve jews.
Hell, I'd rather be one of the twelve Nazis than be a Moviebob. Unlike Bob, at least the Nazis had standards.



I'd say I adhere to dnodland93's definition of wokism, seeing as how I disagree with Moviebob while also calling Bob a Nazi. However, given that Moviebob has a twitter account with well over a quarter-million posts, any comparisons between Bob's worldview and actual Nazism are not only warranted, they're flat-out justified.



The left keep shouting for SCOTUS expansion, but why haven't they done anything now that they are in power?
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Whether a SCOTUS judge believe the Earth is flat or not might or might not affect her ability to perform her legal duty; a judge who doesn't even know what "woman" means simply cannot be trusted to do her job.
Observe: Moviebob is guilty of yet another blatant TOS violation by not only calling the Trump SCOTUS appointees "people" in quotes (dehumanization), but also threatening their personal well-being (wishing harm on them).



Alexandro Caraballo suggests we flush the whole SCOTUS once a president leaves his seat.
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Esqueer_ es el stupido... ¿o es la stupida? No lo sé con certeza...



The right shows the left what a meme is like.
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What else? Nine Moviebob clones--and each newer one even dumber than the last.



Joe Manchin does not like Biden proposal for gas tax holiday, because he envisages it to be politically inexpedient to stop (ABC news article and video).
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Last I knew, Moviebob drives an eco-hostile electric vehicle. Why the fuck would Bob care about gas prices (outside Taco Bell)?



Be Moviebob. Commit libel.



Just as a reminder: Moviebob has repeatly stated that Burn, Loot, Maim was a "righteous" movement, despite BLM repeatly looting, vandalizing, and destroying mom-and-pop shops.



Peter Coffin criticizes queer ideology for encouraging consumerism as a false consciousness. Such anti-consumer take is very uncharacteristic for Coffin.
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Ironically, this also happens to be one of Moviebob's beliefs. "Only one class of queer lives matters, and it's not Gays for Trump." (Again, I hate using gay as a synonym for homosexualty.)



No true-and-honest New Yorker would complain about the rents in NY; only Believer yokels who live in Sisterbang County do.
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Let's see:

Columbus, Ohio: Lower housing costs with practicaly nothing to do.

Boston, Massachusetts: High housing costs and sharing the same state of residence as Moviebob.

I'll take my chances in Ohio, thankyouverymuch.



Lake Mead's reservoir serves Arizona, Nevada, and California. All three of those states have short durations in which measurable rain and snowfall are attainable--usually from October to April. And all three states would be virtually uninhabitable without the presence of H2O. For a Thinker™ who believes in Science™ over Superstition™, Moviebob should have known that you can't just flip a switch/twist a knob/raise a lever to add water to such a massive reservoir.



Believe me, Bob: If you found yourself missing your sausage and potatoes--or, more in a more accurate size comparison, your baby carrot and peas--after fooling around with anyone's mum, you fucking deserved it. Because, Bob, you are a bad... whatever the fuck you are, and you deserve to be forced into experiences you hate.
 
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