Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

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If Bob hates sharing the country with MAGA people and other right-wingers, why wouldn't he wanna break up the country into several smaller ones that are more aligned in values?

 

[TowinKarz]

If Bob hates sharing the country with MAGA people and other right-wingers, why wouldn't he wanna break up the country into several smaller ones that are more aligned in values?

Because he is, deep down inside, a miserable authoritarian.

And the only thing authoritarians hate more than people defying them?

It's people living places beyond the reach of their edicts in the first place.

The only thing worse than a rebel is a person with no concept of there being a leader TO rebel against.

They cannot suffer wrongthinkers to live... even on the other side of a planet.

Therefore, they will never let people who don't agree with/follow them just move away ... their acerbic little egos will only accept two true outcomes: Submit or Perish.

Like Pharaoh before him, Bob will never allow exodus, no matter how many plagues he suffers in return. Even if he relents, it's only temporary, his need to control all is too hard-coded adn vengeance will be sought against all who are disloyal, even if their loyalty would bring no gain.

 

[Flexo]

I remember some idiot making the argument that if someone had aborted them, they wouldn't care, because they wouldn't exist (any longer). Probably the lamest attempt at a "gotcha" from the Pro Hotdog side I've ever seen.
As one of the resident Christspergs, I would argue they would indeed care if they were in like say, oh i dunno, Purgatory or even Hell as a result. (Hypothetically speaking of course; we don't know for certain where the spirits of the expired - whether by Hotdog Abortion or any other cause - Unborn-Not-A-Persons-To-Bob go). Hell, would Bob still call feti not-a-person if it could be determined in the womb if a fetus would grow up to be a Nonbinary Shitlib Hillary-fellating Democrat Voter, guaranteed? Because the funny part of all of this is, most of the feti given the hotdog abortion are from mothers who solidly vote blue, and whose surviving children (if any) are also solid blue voters. Guaranteed. Not too many right-wing red state MAGAnaiseghoulen are apt to take that route, at least not compared to Vote Blue No Matter Who's

With Bob's luck, one of the children aborted was a potential genius who would have unlocked the final hurdle to mind transference into machines.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

With God's blessing.

The second amendment is to ensure personal safety against the government. There was some ballyhoo from retards saying that the SCOTUS ruling favorably quoted Dredd Scott. What they failed to mention was that in Dredd Scott part that was quoted favorably was one of the justices of that time lamenting that because blacks were now considered citizens that meant that they got rights too, including the right to bare arms which is a problem if you hate them darkies. From what I've seen and read, because I have not read that 200 page tome of a decision, It was used to support the idea that even back then arming your self was a right. I mean if you look back, almost every gun law has been written to keep darkies, wops, or whatever flavor of racism is to your taste unable to stand up for themselves against any kind of ACTUAL, not someone did a micro aggression against me but they're gonna lynch me because a white woman lied about me raping her or the Sherriff and his posse have just found a scapegoat for all that thieving going on, oppression.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If Bob hates sharing the country with MAGA people and other right-wingers, why wouldn't he wanna break up the country into several smaller ones that are more aligned in values?

I think you're mistakenly assuming what Bob actually wants here. He's explained enough times that he wants some of the non-people he despises to be spared from his mass exterminations so they can be forced to serve him for the crime of offending him with their existence.

 

[The Ugly One]

If Bob hates sharing the country with MAGA people and other right-wingers, why wouldn't he wanna break up the country into several smaller ones that are more aligned in values?

Have you noticed libs support invading other countries and killing tens of thousands of people to do stuff like teach girls about feminism?

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

was wondering when Nazibob was gonna show up:

Those little emojis hold so much seethe it's ridiculous. At this rate he's going to blow a gasket.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob is basically Oliver Crangle from the Twilight Zone episode "Four O Clock".

No disagreement there. Oliver Crangle from "Four O'Clock" and the Chairman from "The Obsolete Man" are the two Twlight Zone characters whose personalities and politics are the most like Moviebob's.

Only there's no power in the world that could make MovieBob tiny.

Is there? Every time Moviebob unpersons someone, Bob immediately becomes a smaller, pettier abomination posing as a human.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If Bob hates sharing the country with MAGA people and other right-wingers, why wouldn't he wanna break up the country into several smaller ones that are more aligned in values?

You forget that he thinks progress for humanity is impossible until we're all under one flag and the concept of individual nations is eradicated.

 

[Heckler1]

You forget that he thinks progress for humanity is impossible until we're all under one flag and the concept of individual nations is eradicated.

and somehow this singular nature would be a utopia where fat fuck failures weren't immediately sentenced to the Gulag to work until they died.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Who is that Uncle Fester in a wig?

That's Beanie Feldstein, Jonah Hill's sister. Much like Bob, she is fat. Unlike Bob, she knows the touch of a woman.

 

[Mr Processor]

I love that he wrote all this to his waifu when it has nothing to do with what she said and is arguably kinda the opposite of what she said.

Also, fun to learn that Joe Scarborough doesn't even know who controls the Senate.

He should stick to calling for random violence. His attempt to rock the vote is almost as cringe as his workout tips video. I do encourage him to go out and canvas for his favorite candidate though. Well, unless he wants her to win, in which case he should stay home.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Joe Scarborough is too late to make amends for not voting for Führer Hillary. Therefore, Scarborough is no longer a person to Moviebob.

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Fact check: False.

abortion is murder abortion is murder abortion is murder
abortion is murder abortion is murder abortion is murder
abortion is murder abortion is murder abortion is murder
abortion is murder abortion is murder

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So is abstinence.

So is a condom (except for the reversible part...).

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And if that woman's body wants to do some fucking business and have a baby...?

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Bobby refuses to obey Uncle Joe.
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Um... doesn't Moviebob's response here constitute the promotion of violence?

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Uncle Joe can be assured this won't turn into another Summer of Love. No one cares about woman issues enough to loot Targets.

You'd think--quite accurately--that Moviebob wants to see violence in response to Roe's reversal. Tactics and targets, you know.

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Shut the FUCK up, Eugenicsbob!

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Impeach people who did their job and fixed up a bad law.
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Oh, believe me when I say there are other politicians much more worthy of impeachment and removal from office: Maxine Waters; AOC; Kamala Harris; Nancy Pelosi; Chuck Schumer; Adam Schiff; Joe Biden; every Representative and Senator who supported Trump's first impeachment; every Representative and Senator who supported Trump's second impeachment...

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Liberals don't melt down, conservatives do (archive of story)
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I'd rather be a Bad Democrat™ than be a Moviebob Democrat/Nazi.

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I actually agree with Moviebob here. Let's separate the country into several different, smaller countries. The 24 red states that awarded zero electoral votes to Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden get to retain America as those regions' rightful title; the 26 states--plus D.C.--that awarded Biden as few as one electoral vote are now federally required to change their names.

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With God's blessing.

Yes, there were guns capable of firing twenty rounds at a time in the 1770s.

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Much of the Bible was written by the cultural elites of their time. But even if the author were illiterate, so what? God guided them as to what to write. I was reminded of a very touching Caravaggio painting, now unfortunately destroyed, of an angel instructing St. Matthew to write down the Gospel.

Additionally, abortion is in direct violation of the Ten Commandments--specifically the 6th: "Thou shalt not murder."

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It pleases my cold dark theocratic heart to imagine how angry Fakeahontas must be now.

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Fauxcahontas: "Where me come from, we no use gun. We kill with arrow and stone."

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The SCOTUS salt will continue to flow.
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To be fair, I think SCOTUS Justice Thomas is going a bit far here. I do not support same-sex marriage (for the record, I consider no form of marriage as a "right"), but any efforts to ban now-mainstream same-sex marriage is just too impractical to work.

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Look: If you ever supported and/or gave your ballot to Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden, you don't get to complain about living on the dumbest island in the galaxy because YOU VOTED FOR IT, SISTER!!!

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Chris Chipman, Moviebob v2.0: "[The overturning of Roe v. Wade] broke me..."

Reality:

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AOC tells her fans to go harder. oops I mean vote harder.
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Is... that... white glop I see on AOC's boots more of Moviebob's reproductive DNA?

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Rando explains the difference between the voters for Republican and Democrats,
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What shit-flavored Kool-Aid is this bozo drinking?

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Ageism is cool if that gets me what I want. Tactics, targets.
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Yup. If you pay judges and politicos minimum wage, rest assured they would go seek alternative income -- and they happen to be in a position to get lots of it. I thought IT guys are supposed to be logical?

There's the fault in your argument: MasonL87 can't employ logic in his decisions. MasonL87 is a Moviebob fan/follower, for fucks sake! How can anyone use logic and support Moviebob at the same time?

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Bobby compares DEI (Diversity, Equality, Inclusion) training with Sunday sermons.
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I thought he found Catholic School traumatic?

I'm guessing it's because any physical contact with the Bible--or any other non-Islamic sacred text--resulted in Bob developing third-degree burns.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He should stick to calling for random violence. His attempt to rock the vote is almost as cringe as his workout tips video. I do encourage him to go out and canvas for his favorite candidate though. Well, unless he wants her to win, in which case he should stay home.

He pretty much admitted in another tweet there that it's all Twitter posturing since it's not like Massachusetts or his district is going to elect a Republican anyway for anything but maybe Governor. His only real world political interest is in forcing the tiny minority in his deep blue near single-party state to keep their heads down in fear:


Pretty much all Bob ever wants is to see people he's decided are his mortal enemies to be suffering in some way.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He pretty much admitted in another tweet there that it's all Twitter posturing since it's not like Massachusetts or his district is going to elect a Republican anyway for anything but maybe Governor. His only real world political interest is in forcing the tiny minority in his deep blue near single-party state to keep their heads down in fear:
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Pretty much all Bob ever wants is to see people he's decided are his mortal enemies to be suffering in some way.

>Boston State House
Sometimes I just can't even with this elephant seal looking motherfucker.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The libertarian in you should welcome this decision, which simply empowers states to make their own abortion laws and furthermore curbs the power of the unelected judiciary to legislate from the bench

Well, Castro Jr is a fucking dipshit tyrant so he has every right to be afraid. Blob on the other hand is too stupid to realise that he's going to concentration camp regardless of whether the extreme right (which MAGA is not, but he thinks they are) or the extreme left (that he simps for) take power

I have to wonder if all the Ukranians Trudeau has been importing will get wise right quick to the bullshit Trudeau's been pulling since 2015. I mean, we've already got a ton of EE's (Eastern Eurpoeans) who are redpilled on this because they lived through fucking communism and saw instant similarities. Trudeau thought he was getting potential Liberal voters who would vote Liberal just for the gratitude of being pulled out of a war zone. Perhaps he miscalculated.

Bob's one of those people that feeds the crocodile (which others do hoping to be eaten last) except he doesn't even know he's feeding a crocodile.

Dunno exactly why Lesser Brother is choked at the concept of abortion legislation being kicked back to the states (if they weren't going to abort the exceptional first child, they ain't going to abort ANY of their kids), or why he (might) be choked up about concealed carry being declared a right under the 2nd Amendment, but I suspect it may be that Sarah is the one all choked up about this and Chris must follow suit or find himself riding the couch to sleep.

 

[Positron]

Dunno exactly why Lesser Brother is choked... but I suspect it may be that Sarah is the one all choked up about this and Chris must follow suit or find himself riding the couch to sleep.

No Chris grieves on behalf of trannies. I heard 6 million of them died in the past 24 hours.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No Chris grieves on behalf of trannies. I heard 6 million of them died in the past 24 hours.

well neither of the court rulings was "Gas The Troons In Minecraft", and Chris and Bobs' angels can't get preggo but maybe they're scared a concealed carryer in New Yawk will start gunning down troons, despite the law that just got struck down NOT having prevented any mass shootings including the Buffalo one.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He pretty much admitted in another tweet there that it's all Twitter posturing since it's not like Massachusetts or his district is going to elect a Republican anyway for anything but maybe Governor. His only real world political interest is in forcing the tiny minority in his deep blue near single-party state to keep their heads down in fear:
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Pretty much all Bob ever wants is to see people he's decided are his mortal enemies to be suffering in some way.

Bob once again being oblivious to everything he doesn't like. Also, he's fat.

 

[BaconBoobs]

I was wondering when Nazibob was gonna show up:
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For those new to this thread and/or forum, allow me to use a statement paraphrased from Twilight Zone creator Rod Serling to describe Moviebob for you:
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He is an incel so of course he is OK with killing unborn children. He likes content for children but hates actual children and acts like a child when people have diffrent political opinions than him. He is taking being a fucking manchild to retarded new places.